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he mission itself is fake and it s not just being shared by random people i ve seen it on astronomy social media just look at this shit none of this from nasa s site just ai slop photos with different prompts for the same fucking scene some of them are noticeably worse than others this one doesn t even look like a photo though this is my favorite because it s so hilariously fake god i despise ai slop generative images it s not doing anything to improve society and indeed is rushing things along to make things worse tags ai ai slop news photography categories news politics 2026 photography 2025 click to it permalink 0 comments click to add yours bullet sunday 948 posted on sunday april 5th 2026 the easter bunny may be coming to town but i m goofing around on the internet because an all new bullet sunday starts now work chums i ve seen this several times but i don t think i ve shared it before if you ve dealt with insurance before you get it smartest phone kit kat drama aside this was my favorite april fool s joke i saw makes me want to actually buy a bluey phone geography washington is weird y all if you re not from here you don t know how weird though newsflash ms noem is devastated the family was blindsided by this and they ask for privacy and prayers at the time and i m asking you to fuck off with your bullshit you used your position to utterly destroy lives without any regard to their privacy and you certainly didn t pray on their behalf yet you have the absolute gall to ask for privacy and prayers i do wonder if she was fired for this because the white house had advanced notice they re already neck deep in scandal so it makes sense they would want to get this as far away from them as possible i d try to feel sorry for bryon noem getting attacked over something that was his own private business but he knew what he married into and what she was it s no surprise this is blowing up because of his own doing turn it off and back on again what s delicious about living in the digital age is that assholes can get internet detectives crawling up their ass with a microscope after they do something shitty take for instance this judge who was a heinous douche to an it worker helping him out many judges think they are gods and when you show them that they re not they react badly view this post on instagram a post shared by dale flournoy nsgdale and now the internet has been digging up everything from his bankruptcies to other asshole behaviors and publishing them for the whole word to see good that s what the internet should be used for how is the dow in honor of the puss filled piece of shit who used her position to protect sexual predators getting fired i am re posting the only good thing that came out of her tenure now you can fuck off and just go away until somebody drags your ass in front of the hague and god willing your former boss will be there with you speaking of which here s the only good thing to come out of his tenure any guesses as to who s next on the administration firings distraction bingo card and on that note happy easter to all who celebrate tags advertising assholes bullet sunday news politics technology washington state worthless pieces of shit categories bullet sunday 2026 news politics 2026 technology click to it permalink 0 comments click to add yours caturday 448 posted on saturday april 4th 2026 jake likes to make kitty biscuits and slow blink back to me jenny rarely does either of these things she prefers to kick me when i pet her wrong and look at me like i m insane not that this bothers me jenny is so endearing because she defies expectations like this but friday morning when i decided to stay in bed on my holiday day off and work the afternoon jenny was apparently thrilled because she hopped up on the bed and started making kitty biscuits on me how nice is that jake decided he didn t want me going outside to clean up my messy yard and pinned me down for a second there i thought jenny was going to join him this morning jake crashed out next to me which means he might as we ll have jumped on my legs because i didn t want to move and wake him up now that it s saturday i get to do all the things that i put off yesterday yay of course there s always sunday tags cats caturday categories cats 2026 click to it permalink 0 comments click to add yours to the moon alice posted on friday april 3rd 2026 as i type this artemis ii is about half way to the moon except they re not landing on the moon this time they re going to orbit it and head back home which is still a phenomenal achievement because few people have an idea just how astoundingly far away the moon is when i was a kid i read that if earth was the size of a tennis ball the moon would be a sphere one fourth the size of the tennis ball and it would be over 20 feet away i looked for a youtube video to explain this and found this one then i found this view this post on instagram a post shared by chaz hutton instachaaz but in order for these to suitably shock you you really need to have a grasp of how huge the earth is try walking around it some time to get an idea and speaking of walking around the earth because the artemis ii mission is popping up in social media everywhere all the time of course you ve got dipshit flerfers flat earthers debunking the photos of a globe earth taken by the astronauts in case you haven t seen some here you go and of course you get the same stupid shit that you get from all the satellite photos and the moon landing photos all over again the most popular being where are the stars no stars in these photos fake fake fake fake nasa lies as if nasa made a boo boo and forgot to paint the stars in thousands of times and somehow forgot to paint them in yet again jesus google is free there s literally dozens maybe hundreds of videos explaining why but nope a massive conspiracy involving tens of thousands of people around the globe has been yet again foiled because nasa forgot to add stars tags news photography science space categories news politics 2026 photography 2025 click to it permalink 1 comment click to add yours you wood if you could posted on thursday april 2nd 2026 in college i was in an astronomy class where the instructor invited people to take a stab at what the most valuable thing in the universe might be guesses started out with gold and platinum which were wrong then the class moved on to diamonds and rubies which were wrong then people started guessing oxygen or water which were wrong all of our guesses were wrong because metals gemstones and elements are incredibly abundant throughout the universe turns out what s not abundant are things like fruits vegetables plants and woods because all of those require a system capable of supporting life this is far far more rare in the universe i was reminded of that when youtube suggested this reel to me depending on the nature of the universe it could very well be that even if there are worlds with vegetation on them they still may not have trees which is to say that the trees we enjoy in abundance may not exist in their exact form or any form anywhere else you d think that this thought would inspire humans to take better care of our forests jungles and tree supporting biomes but alas we seem intent on making it so they can t survive here either tags internets stuff categories internets 2026 stuff click to it permalink 0 comments click to add yours big shoes little marco posted on wednesday april 1st 2026 i want to put aside more obvious targets for a minute and focus on one of the most inexplicable members of the administration little marco rubio this one time presidential hopeful once said donald trump is a serious threat to the future of our party and our country only to turn around and become one of the biggest boot lickers in our political history i swear it s almost as if trump put him in this position just so he has somebody he can routinely humiliate in some kind of elaborate revenge scenario for all the awful things that rubio has said about him this was made abundantly clear when trump bought little marco shoes that were too big but he had to wear them anyway chip somodevilla getty images via cnn that s expert level trolling right there but it s just the beginning president donald trump has undercut his top diplomat s explanation for the war in iran as he provided yet another contradictory rationale for his military intervention on monday secretary of state marco rubio made a jaw dropping admission the u s struck iran because israel was planning to strike first and washington feared tehran would retaliate against american forces but asked about this on tuesday trump rejected this explanation outright as rubio sat two seats away in the oval office i can only assume that marco will be fired sometime soon when the president needs another distraction for a new scandal i mean that s what he s pre broadcasting for karoline you re doing a terrible job leavitt right now so it s only a matter of time right but in the meanwhile rubio doesn t need any help from trump he s been teeing himself up to be a total joke that s intent on completely killing what little remains of his political career for over a year now my favorite has him siding with trump s mandate that birthright citizenship be terminated a total flip flop from 9 years ago when rubio was a hard liner for it as well he should be because he would be one of the first to be deported given that he was born to cuban immigrants who were not citizens at the time of his birth and i don t know how this affects don jr eric and ivana given that their mother wasn t a us citizen either maybe they ll end up being too tall to deport or develop bone spurs so they can t be deported on humanitarian grounds and then we come to the reason for my writing this post on march 30th little marco sat down for an interview with george stephanopoulos it was all a bunch of bullshit but mixed in with that was this nugget right here imagine an iran that instead of spending their wealth billions of dollars supporting terrorists or weapons had spent that money helping the people of iran you d have a much different country marco antonio rubio secretary of state well i can t fucking imagine it dipshit because i live in the united states of america where we spend billions on weapons while alienating ourselves from the rest of the world by turning allies into enemies so we re standing with our pants around our ankles on the world stage then starting a war that costs even more billions but i do imagine a different country for us daily a country where people can afford to buy groceries have shelter and not go into bankruptcy if they get cancer a country where billionaires and millionaires pay their fucking share instead of getting all the breaks that regular citizens don t a country which lives up to the freedoms and ideals that we claim to offer but have been chipped away for decades at an escalating pace towards fascism a country that doesn t have government corruption built in a country where pedophiles and rapists face consequences for their abhorrent actions no matter how much money and power they have a country which isn t run by heinous levels of stupidity give me that and maybe just maybe i ll be able to imagine it for iran i am nearing pathological levels of rage over where we re at right now and idiots like little marco pouring gas on the fire doesn t help one bit tags news politics categories news politics 2026 click to it permalink 0 comments click to add yours woman of tomorrow posted on tuesday march 31st 2026 supergirl has always been an entertaining side note to the superman family that i kinda sorta ignored there was an occasional story that was fun to read and she had a good run with the legion of super heroes but she just wasn t what i read comics for but then dc unleashed wednesday comics in 2009 which had a supergirl strip by jimmy palmiotti and amanda conner and it was pure joy in a comic book for the first time i could remember i was a fan of supergirl and then supergirl woman of tomorrow dropped in 2021 this was a brilliant turn for the character it sought to give supergirl a story that was more than girl version of superman because unlike superman who was a baby when he escaped the destruction of krypton supergirl was a teen who experienced it all and the pain of such loss became the focus of her arc in the series which was a great story on top of it all now i was beyond a fan i was in love with the character because we finally got an interesting take she wasn t a version of anybody she was her own separate entity with her own issues to work through so you can imagine how thrilled i was when i found out that the story was to serve as the basis for the new supergirl movie james gunn was not wanting to release a girl superman project he took a script by ana nogueira that was inspired by the book from tom king and bilquis evely handed it to director craig gillespie and let them run with it and this trailer looks as if it s going to be absolutely everything i was hoping for krypto being given such a prominent role in the new dc universe of films is fantastic because gunn made him be a draw for a segment of the audience who might not be into comic books just like he did with rocket in the guardians of the galaxy films and to say i m excited to see this is a massive understatement but then i m not going to a theater for this but i 100 will be watching this if it s even half as funny as it looks it ll still be worth a watch tags drag queens movies supergirl superman categories movies 2026 click to it permalink 0 comments click to add yours the most dangerous band in pop posted on monday march 30th 2026 when i got back from my weekend over the mountains i was too tired to do much of anything it was a long drive after a packed weekend and there was nothing i wanted to do more than eat dinner and go to bed so i did that but the next morning i remembered that i hadn t checked my mail since before i left walked out to the mailbox and was greeted by a package and when i opened it there was this very cool mug featuring the spine of depeche mode cassette tapes from over the years i m guessing that this is a birthday gift but there was no note inside and the label didn t have a name i recognized so thank you kind person whomever you are i love it it makes me want to look up to see if there s a version for other 80 s bands i love like pet shop boys and for anybody not knowing much about depeche mode i ran across this video a few weeks ago i have more favorite tracks from the band than i can count but mercy in you is probably at the top of my list mostly because of the live version which cemented them as one of my favorite live acts on the planet their earliest tracks hold up shockingly well which is probably why they are still belting them out at their shows i think the song everything counts has been in the setlist of every concert i ve ev...