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just interesting things that i find on tumblr just interesting things that i find on tumblr 1 5m ratings 277k ratings see that s what the app is perfect for sounds perfect wahhhh i don t wanna just interesting things that i find on tumblr hi i m jo i m 21 and from germany i like anime books baking music and art my ask box is always open feel free to message me anytime posts likes ask me anything archive caffeinewitchcraft kiefbowl i love when people are like i can t believe you reblogged that despite their user name icon bio and last twenty posts bc to me my dash is the only part of this website and i m not slowing down to look at urls you could all be the same person twisted little fairy story spiritual successor is people being like why didnt you read my pinned before you reblogged dude i am not i am not vetting every blog i am here to backread for 45mins and rb 30 posts in a row and disappear tumblr life pinned post 193 951 notes mar 14th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink dragon in a fez blanq tumblr glitched and now there s just a guy in the void daughter of prospero wile e coyote two milliseconds before he lights a match only to reveal he s surrounded by flammable traps he himself has set and the whole website explodes 36 685 notes may 21st 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink derinthescarletpescatarian rrueplumet i love prince eric from the little mermaid he s hilarious because he seems like one of the most mild mannered and unassuming princes in the disney canon but he is also one of the few to actively kill the bad guy most disney villains die by consequence of the final battle but are not directly killed by the hero heroine most of them fall to their deaths or cause their own demise and sometimes the hero is indirectly responsible because they ll launch them into that direction or something but they still don t bring knife to heart directly but then a couple do and prince eric is my fave out of those few because up until the final act he is the most chill motherfucker u ever seen like he is quick to spring to action during the storm scene n stuff but otherwise he s really quiet n sensitive and runs along the beach playing the flute for his big shaggy dog n he smiles like a lil nerd and gets all cute around ariel and he s so sweet n everything and then in the final battle that motherfucker straight up drives a ship through ursula like whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat no wonder no one is tryin to lay siege to his kingdom all the neighbours are like holy shit don t go there prince eric is a beast he ll straight up drive a boat through your bitch i love him lainybunbuns at the beginning of the movie prince eric without hesitation jumps into the ocean in the middle of a storm and climbs onto a ship that s on fire all to rescue his dog then when he s convinced some mystery woman saved him he starts looking for her just to thank her on his way he meets some mute naked teenage girl who can t even walk or dress herself confirms that she s not the girl he s looking for then brings her to stay at his castle anyway for no particular reason no one questions this just like they don t question when he shows up three days later with a mysterious woman one morning and says he s getting married that same day at said wedding several witnesses see his fiance turn into a sea monster which he then murders by piloting a submerged ship pulled up from the bottom of the ocean straight into her a week later he marries the mute girl and the god of the sea himself rises from the ocean to give his blessings again no one questions this i m convinced that eric had to have done some crazy insane stunts on a regular basis cause despite him being so chill and relaxed normally no one bats an eyelash at any of his ridiculous decisions or incredible feats during the course of the film clearly they re all used to it and rumours of him marrying an ocean princess would only dissuade potential enemies of his country even further 209 260 notes may 21st 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink jackironsides daftpatience this messed up vintage cat sewing pattern has tormented me since i saw it like some other folks have done in that post i tried my hand at tweaking the pattern to resemble the illustration and my personal tastes a little more i ve ended up with this which i have only tested at a small scale and not this final version exactly where i have done such things as further widening the cheeks and finalizing the leg shapes i bestow it upon you nice folks now go forth and make weird little beanbag kittens pls show me if you do daftpatience woah this got big and after another try i have another untested tweak for yall this should help the weird pinchy side seams out yey calltainn alt my first attempt i made the pattern a bit smaller as i wanted it to be able to fit in a pocket but then accidentally but perhaps unavoidably sewed it with a wider seam allowance than the resized pattern indicated so the face is proportionally a bit too big and i lost some detail in the ear shape i m pleased with it though it was fun to make something and to do some handsewing daftpatience soo cute and tinie chthonink i tried this pattern a while back to try out some minky and i get no points for making the pattern well but looook at my boyyy his name is tofu thank you for sharing the pattern i will love him forever 66 281 notes may 21st 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink dragon in a fez funny tik toks kayas wife this is from an australian youtube channel where they go to hat tower and drop things white throated packrat water doesn t compress very much so once it hit it s terminal velocity it was basically a solid ball not a liquid this is why you can use water to cut things if you have a high enough pressurized jet of it gigglingkat the reverse pov of if you re too high hitting the water is like hitting concrete bitchassslytherinsnakery well that s not in one piece anymore 159 716 notes may 21st 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink kaylapocalypse dogpuppy 41 805 notes may 21st 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink teaboot going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who s my best friend in the world and recently he was like you re too pretty to be single i have some nephews you should meet very handsome and i was like a niece might be more up my alley and he just got more excited and said ah even better i was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful caustic pixie op the tags 251 177 notes may 21st 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink teaboot invinciblerodent invinciblerodent you guys are so right i should have added the best part askrobouteguilliman40k this meme ages like a fine wine every year that passes 78 176 notes may 21st 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink moonlitramblings byjove most of us have a gross food at a friend s house while growing up story but mine was sooooo wild we sat down to dinner the side dishes were like white rice and broccoli and the main entree was shrimp just shrimp unseasoned steamed shrimp pink not a shred of any sort of herb or flavoring on that thang i do not enjoy shrimp on the best of days but i can tolerate it i bit into one just to make sure there wasn t like a clear lemon sauce or something that wasn t visible but no this was really and truly completely unseasoned shrimp this was a predicament i was in maybe the third grade i really wanted to make a good impression so i politely asked if there was any cocktail sauce to dip the shrimp in as that was what i was used to doing her dad laughed and said no i straight up could not make myself eat it i tried very politely to nibble on the side dishes and i did not place additional shrimp on my plate as to be polite and not waste food but it was fucking surreal the whole unseasoned meal combination was not human food it was like a fancy meal for an expensive dog her her parents and her brother are eating it like unseasoned rice broccoli and shrimp is a completely normal meal i feel it is important to note that this was occurring in north carolina so i m not used to dealing with this i had never experienced an unseasoned shrimp with no sauce in my 9 or 10 years of life i also feel it is important to note my friend is biracial black mom white dad this is not a midwestern caucasian mom mealtime disaster this is 100 miles inland from the fucking coast in north carolina shrimp is not a cheap food so it s not like they just couldn t afford to season the protein to this day i still do not understand maybe they were health freaks maybe someone in the household was on a low sodium diet but not a single herb nothing why were they eating like that my friend s dad mentioned to my dad that i hadn t eaten at dinner when they walked me home presumably because he didn t want my dad to think they had me over for dinner and refused to feed me when i went home starving my parents taught me to always be polite and gracious and i d get in trouble for being rude for things i did not completely understand were slights but i knew bonding over food is a big part of the culture in the south so not feeding someone when they re at your house and or not eating when offered is considered rude and bizarre i waited for them to leave and i was sooooo worried i d be in trouble but i explained the unseasoned shrimp dilemma to my dad and the look on his face was like he was also truly fucking baffled and i was absolved of all guilt byjove i m so glad you re all perplexed by unseasoned shrimp i thought maybe i was an insensitive asshole for being so confused by this situation and it wasn t like i could ask her is your entire family terrified of tasting anything thank you for letting me unburden myself here 12 735 notes may 17th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink mochifrogthewriter mawofthemagnetar what do you mean chat is now referring to chatgpt and not twitch chat what what what the fuck no when i address chat i am speaking to a presumed greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop 155 133 notes may 17th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink jackironsides homunculus argument a god that dictates seemingly arbitrary and oddly specific rules to its followers not because it demands absolute blind obedience but because it s fascinated by human creativity and wants to see what kind of rules lawyering the followers come up with in order to circumvent the rules or how to interpret them in a way in which they can still abide by the rules when the letter of the law would be impossible or highly inconvenient to obey like the command says you must not wet your hands with this specific substance and there s one faction that has decided that since it s practically impossible to not ever touch the thing your hands won t be touching it if you re wearing gloves another sect has decided that it doesn t count if you only handle the substance when it s frozen solid so your hands don t get wet from touching it a third one has figured out how to obtain or produce some substance that is essentially identical in every way but has a slightly different chemical structure so it s not the same substance and then there s the ones who figured out how to handle the entire process by only using their feet 5 734 notes may 16th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink recently liked kaylapocalypse beatrice babe glorious spoon i don t usually go for crack fic but there s something really beautiful about fic that takes a cracky premise and plays it utterly straight to the point of genuine human pathos that s only enhanced by the sheer ridiculousness of what s actually happening this is my favorite type of fic 16 509 notes open in 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