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ow yeah my dearie yeah and fill my bucket with milk yeah and if you are not contrary yeah i ll give you a gown of silk yup that s true but the huge yeah huge cow would not stand still yup that s true now yeah look at that yeah said the wee yeah wee man yup that s true what is a wee yeah wee man to do yeah with such a huge yeah huge cow as you huh what do you think huh huh huh then off he went to his grandmother s house yeah and to his grandmother he said cow will not stand still yup that s true wee yeah wee man cannot milk her yup that s true take a stick and shake it at her yeah said his grandmother yup that s true so off went the wee yeah wee man to the hazel tree for a stick yeah and to the tree he said break yeah stick yeah break yeah and i ll give you a cake yup that s true but the stick would not break yeah and the wee yeah wee man went back to his grandmother s house yeah saying grandmother yeah grandmother yeah stick will not break huge yeah huge cow will not stand still wee yeah wee man cannot milk her yup that s true then go to the butcher and bid him tie the cow yeah said his grandmother yup that s true so off went the wee yeah wee man to the butcher yeah and to the butcher he said butcher yeah tie the huge yeah huge cow yup that s true she is good for naught for she dances now yup that s true but the butcher was just sweeping his shop yeah and he would not tie the cow yeah so the wee yeah wee man went back to his grandmother s house yeah saying grandmother yeah grandmother yeah butcher will not come yup that s true stick will not break yup that s true huge yeah huge cow will not stand still yup that s true wee yeah wee man cannot milk her yup that s true what is wee yeah wee man to do huh what do you think huh huh huh i know not yeah said his grandmother yeah but just then along came a little girl with a cup in her hand yup that s true please give me milk to make a cake yeah said the little girl yeah my mother would bake today yup that s true run yeah said the grandmother to the wee yeah wee man yeah tell the huge yeah huge cow there s a pretty little lady with long yellow hair waiting for a cup of milk yup that s true so the wee yeah wee man ran as fast as his wee yeah wee legs would carry him yeah and he said to the cow you ll not stand for the cake or the gown of silk yup that s true will you give pretty lady a cup of milk huh what do you think huh huh huh moo yeah moo yeah said the huge yeah huge cow in a huge yeah huge voice yeah that i will yup that s true so she stood very still yeah and neither jumped yeah nor danced yeah nor kicked over the milking stool and that is how the wee yeah wee man milked his huge yeah huge cow after all yup that s true published in uncategorized on june 19 2011 at 2 28 am leave a comment the wonderful truck once not long ago there lived a boy and his mother and they were very very poor all they owned was one magic cow and they had nothing to eat you must sell the magic cow the mother said to the boy so the boy took the cow s halter and started down the road to sell her on they way he met a stranger who was driving a rickety truck is that a magic cow asked the stranger yes it is said the boy i thought so said the stranger what is its magic does it know the future does it find treasures does it run as fast as the wind i don t know said the boy we never found out would you give me your magic cow if i give you this wonderful truck asked the stranger no said the boy but then he heard a whisper it came from the truck take me said the rickety truck the boy thought what use is a magic cow if you don t know its magic and who knows what good a talking truck could bring he gave the magic cow to the strange and drove the truck home and parked it behind the cow s stall ah me what a bad bargain you have made son said the mother when she saw no money only a rickety truck a truck no one would want and no food to eat but the truck whispered to the mother turn my key turn my key the mother reached into the truck and turned the key vrooom roared the truck and off it raced then vrooom back it came look in my back whispered the truck the boy and the mother did inside the truck were cases of spaghetti and crates of canned peaches there were boxes of saltine crackers and barrels of salted fish there was enough food to last several years for a poor mother and son who were used to eating very little they ate very well that night the next morning though after they had finished unloading the truck the boy and the mother realized there was nothing to do i m bored said the boy but the truck whispered to the boy turn my key turn my key the boy reached into the truck and turned the key vrooom roared the truck and off it raced then vrooom back it came look in my back whispered the truck the boy and the mother did inside the truck were clowns and acrobats sword swallowers and magicians there was an entire circus for hours the clowns danced the acrobats swung the sword swallowers swallowed and the magicians tricked the boy and the mother had never had so much fun but that afternoon when the circus performers asked for a place to rest the mother said our home is so small there is just no room for guests the truck whispered to the mother turn my key turn my key the mother reached into the truck and turned the key vrooom roared the truck and off it raced then vrooom back it came look in my back whispered the truck the boy and the mother did inside the truck were boards and bricks and mortar and nails and on top of it all sat six strong builders the builders climbed from the truck and with the help of the circus performers they emptied the building materials from the truck and by nightfall there were twelve new small houses for the circus performers and the builders and one new large house for the mother and the son but there are no beds said the boy will we all have to sleep on the floor turn my key whispered the truck the boy did vrooom roared the truck and off it raced then vrooom back it came look in my back whispered the truck inside the truck were beds and dressers and tables and chairs there was enough furniture to fill all twelve small houses and the one large house and that night the mother and son and the performers and builders slept comfortably the next morning very early there was a knock at the door the boy answered there stood a policeman we have a report that you have stolen property here said the policeman who says said the boy the policeman moved aside behind him were a grocer a ringmaster a construction boss and a hotel owner they all looked very angry where s my food said the grocer i was going to have a big sale and my food is gone where s my circus said the ringmaster we had a big show planned for today where are my supplies and my workers said the construction boss i have a deadline to meet where s my furniture said the hotel owner my guests had to sleep on the floor last night and where are they to put their clothes you re under arrest for robbery said the policeman no wait said the boy it wasn t me and he ran past his visitors who followed him to the cow stall where the truck was parked it s the truck said the boy it took your things we didn t know they were stolen honest sure said the policeman as he pulled out his handcuffs he s right whispered the truck what said the policeman he s right i took your things now why did you have to go and do that then the policeman turned to the grocer can i arrest a truck he asked i don t know said the grocer you re the policeman i didn t mean to cause any trouble said the truck i was just trying to help this boy and his mother but stealing is wrong said the ringmaster i didn t know that said the truck nobody teaches a truck what s right and what s wrong he does have a point said the hotel owner is there something i can do to make things better said the truck yes there is said the grocer the ringmaster the construction boss and the hotel owner all day the rickety truck was very busy it took all the food back to the store then helped the grocer advertise his big sale it took the circus back to the tent and carried children from the town to the circus and back it carried the builders and the dismantled houses back to the construction site then it helped large dump trucks haul away the piles of dirt that had been taken from the hole that would be the building s basement and it took the furniture back to the hotel and took hotel guests to and from the airport then it drove back to the boy and his mother who now had nothing but a rickety truck but we re still hungry said the mother not for long said the boy and they drove the truck to the city where people paid well to see a truck that could talk published in uncategorized on june 18 2011 at 2 23 am leave a comment the unfortunate adventures of jack b nimble jack b nimble jack be quick jack jumps over the candlestick jack be lazy should have jumped higher jack s new breeches catch on fire jack is running starts to yell up the hill and into the well he hits the water the fire dies then jack climbs out at least he tries the water is cold and very deep the rocks are wet and very steep help me jack begins to shout my pants are cool but i can t get out up the hill to fetch some water comes dame dob and her naughty daughter ooh what s this dame dob exclaims someone s playing silly games it s not a game run to town for help says jack before i drown oh dear oh danger dame dob yells sound the sirens ring the bells there are drowning children in our wells down to town in despair she dashes here and races there oh weep she screams there is no joy come and save a drowning boy meanwhile back up on the hill the naughty daughter her name was jill simply lets the bucket down and yells climb in and you won t drown jill is strong she exercises up and up the bucket rises out she pulls it from the hole turns it over and lets it roll down the hill the bucket speeds bouncing on rocks and smashing weeds and growing dizzy and blurry eyed poor little jack is still inside but do not worry do not fear help is coming jackie dear for old dame dob has gathered the troops and organized them into groups some with ropes some with ladders some with lunch on silver platters up the hill they come from town up the hill as jack rolls down and as they re cheered on by dame dob the bucket bowls into the mob into the air go lunches and ladders and ropes tangle tight as the frightened mob scatters down goes one down go two down they fall as the bucket rolls through down go three down go four they try to flee but down go more down the hill into the sky the people are tossed as the bucket rolls by and when the bucket reaches the bottom the people still lie where the bucket got em people lie in the oddest places wiping sandwiches off their faces hear their moans hear their groans as they check for broken bones hear their cries hear their pleas as they rub their wounded knees the bucket is still jack falls out he tries to stand but he spins about he hollers weakly dob come here she does he whispers in her ear her ear turns red she starts to steam jill come here she begins to scream down the hill skips dame dob s daughter yes mother dear shall i fetch the water you ll fetch nothing daughter dear because you re grounded for a year as dob stomps off dragging jill the people stumble down the hill carrying their broken ladders their twisted ropes their dented platters to their homes they stagger and groan finally leaving jack alone so up he gets he s no longer dizzy it s time he says for me to get busy i ve plenty of candles i need to jump but never again will i burn my rump and home he trots to the candle fire and up he jumps but much much higher uses mini trampoline published in uncategorized on june 17 2011 at 2 26 am leave a comment goldicat meow meow house scratch scratch meow meow go in sniff sniff porridge meow meow hot meow meow cold meow meow just right prrrrrrrrrrr meow meow chairs meow meow hard meow meow soft meow meow just right prrrrrrrrrrr yaaaawn meow meow beds meow meow hard meow meow soft meow meow just right prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr who s that sleeping in my bed meow bears meow bears rrrraerrr thffft meow window meow run run run meow safe prrrrrrrrrrrr published in uncategorized on june 16 2011 at 2 30 am leave a comment the whisper who would not go once upon a moon i was swimming across london bridge and i found a whisper i wanted to take the whisper home with me in my shoe but the whisper would not get in i could see by the position of the sun that it was almost midnight and i needed to be home years ago then i met an ear and i said to the ear ear ear hear whisper into my shoe i see by the sun it is almost midnight and i need to be home years ago but the ear would not hear the whisper then i met a fingernail and i said to the fingernail fingernail scratch ear ear will not hear whisper i see by the sun it is almost midnight and i need to be home years ago but the fingernail would not scratch the ear then i met a clipper and i said to the clipper clipper cut fingernail fingernail will not scratch ear ear will not hear whisper i see by the sun it is almost midnight and i need to be home years ago but the clipper would not scratch the ear then i met a rock and i said to the rock rock pound clipper clipper will not cut fingernail fingernail will not scratch ear ear will not hear whisper i see by the sun it is almost midnight and i need to be home years ago but the rock would not pound the clipper then i met a spray can and i said to the spray can spray can spray rock rock will not pound clipper clipper will not cut fingernail fingernail will not scratch ear ear will not hear whisper i see by the sun it is almost midnight and i need to be home years ago but the spray can would not spray the rock then i met my finger and i said to my finger finger push spray can s button spray can will not spray rock rock will not pound clipper clipper will not cut fingernail fingernail will not scratch ear ear will not hear whisper i see by the sun it is almost midnight and i need to be home years ago then my finger pushed the spray can s button the spray can sprayed the rock the rock pounded the clipper the clipper cut the fingernail the fingernail scratched the ear and the ear heard the whisper into my shoe and i went home and although i could tell by the sun that it was almost midnight i made it home years ago published in uncategorized on june 15 2011 at 2 28 am leave a comment the sky is falling once upon a time there was a tiny tiny chicken named chicken little one day chicken little was scratching in the garden when something fell on her head oh cried chicken little the sky is falling i must go tell the king so chicken little ran and ran and she met henny penny where do you travel so fast chicken little asked henny penny ah henny penny said chicken little the sky is falling and i must go and tell the king how do you know that t...