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ce apply to humans it could lead to an epidemic of infertility caused by the disease it is not yet known whether the 90 per cent shrinkage in mice would apply to humans but doctors believe at the very least the virus is likely to reduce sperm counts and testosterone levels in affected men the virus is already known to leads to shrunken heads in babies whose mothers catch the infection which is carried in tropical countries and has recently been found in the tourist hotspot of florida the virus has the unusual ability to cross the barrier that separates the male reproductive organs from the blood stream and don t forget to catch up with all the strange justice before you go wise advice october 31 2016 at 2 37 pm posted in uncategorized leave a comment the news odd news from around the world feminist witches are casting hexes on donald trump american witches have come a long way since salem and the trials of 1692 when the accusation of witchcraft got a lady hanged today witching is in and sorceresses in the us and beyond are practicing magical activism to thwart the donald s bid for presidency vermont s feminists against trump a group of college professors in the state is holding a pre halloween witch in today in burlington they have issued a call to all crones and their black pussycats to join in the mass hexing to cast magical spells of love and feminism to destroy the great orange one and the racism xenophobia and sexism he feeds on wife who said lottery tickets are a waste of money wins 1m glenda blackwell won 1 million when she bought a lottery ticket in an attempt to teach her husband a lesson turns out there are some bets that are well worth losing glenda blackwell a 57 year old woman from leicester north carolina learned that lesson over the weekend when her husband asked her to buy two powerball tickets in an attempt to prove to him that lottery tickets are a waste of cash she instead bought a carolina millions ticket for 10 i wanted to show him that luck doesn t always hit blackwell said according to the north carolina lottery but the scratch off ticket was a winner and blackwell struck gold with a 1 million prize australia parliament house security forces two year old to hand over lightsaber weapon a canberra woman says security guards forced her two year old son to check in a toy lightsaber during a visit to parliament house because they considered it a weapon the family who did not want their name to be published was visiting parliament house on friday when they were told the battery powered plastic lightsaber was not allowed through security the lightsaber was checked in during the family s visit and returned when they left the building the department of parliamentary services dps said parliament house contained many artworks of significant value given the length of the item and that it has the potential to cause damage to property a decision was made by a security officer on duty to request the item be cloaked with a return on departure a dps spokesperson said in a statement strange snake with unusual venom we have found the wildest snake toxin ever from the venom of the most outrageous snakes bryan fry said it does something no other snake has ever done the queensland university venomologist is talking about the aptly named long glanded blue coral snake of south east asia and its unusual venom which takes hold with lightning efficiency its venom glands extend to a good 60 centimetres about one quarter of its body length this venom hits a particular type of sodium channel that is important for the treatment of pain in humans dr fry said with colleagues from australia china singapore and the us dr fry identified six unusual peptides in the venom of the blue coral snake that can switch on all of its prey s nerves at once this immediately immobilises its victim medicinal cannabis crops and products now legal in australia budding cannabis producers can now apply for a licence to legally grow the crop in australia or manufacture cannabis products for medicinal use only the narcotic drugs amendment act 2016 which came into effect on sunday allows businesses to apply for a licence to cultivate cannabis or manufacture cannabis products for medicinal purposes or to conduct related research health minister minister sussan ley said the changes would give patients and doctors access to a safe reliable and legal source of cannabis for medicinal use until now it has been difficult for patients to access medicinal cannabis products from overseas sources ms ley said in a statement on sunday these new laws change that situation by providing for a domestic supply of medicinal cannabis products that are not readily available for import and don t forget to catch up with all the strange justice before you go a pickup line that worked sort of october 30 2016 at 3 09 pm posted in uncategorized leave a comment as the lady tells it one day while waiting on the subway platform i noticed a cute guy also waiting a few feet away we got on the same train car and he sat directly behind me after a few stops he stood up tossed something in my lap and got off the train it was a tiny origami box which i unfolded to find this message nice freckles coffee adam and his phone number i was coming from a party in a backless dress and my shoulders only my shoulders are very freckly on top of his ballsy move with the origami box the fact that he complimented a quirky part of me that people don t usually draw attention to really stood out i waited 20 minutes and then texted him hey it s freckles i d love to get coffee he never responded the news odd news from around the world is bovine behemoth big moo the largest in the world casting a shadow over his owner with his hulking frame this is australia s largest cow big moo the bovine behemoth weighs over a tonne and measures an astounding 14 foot long and 190cm tall dwarfing his cattle companions in glencoe south australia in spite of his formidable stature big moo is said to be a gentle giant who loves nothing better than a scratch and a tickle grandmother and midwife joanne vine who lives with her dairy farmer husband said big moo s giant proportions spared him from the freezer his personality saved him calves can get a bit annoying and knock you around but big moo has always been a gentle giant though he may he harmless big moo turns heads in his hometown where he shakes the earth with every step jo thinks big moo who is a steer a castrated male weighs more than a tonne she suspects his continuing growth may be the result of an undiagnosed pituitary gland disorder brave grandmother 56 chases two machete wielding raiders out of her shop with a chair when two thugs burst into a newsagents brandishing large machetes and saw this grandmother minding the store they must have thought their robbery would be fairly straightforward but belying her frail appearance 56 year old hamalata patel chased them out of the shop with a steel chair the pair burst into her k l newsagents store in winsford cheshire wearing balaclavas and armed with the huge blades at 10am last friday october 21 the grandmother of two who lives in in the town said she lost the plot when one of the raiders banged his weapon on her counter and cctv footage shows the incredible moment she picked up a steel chair and raced toward the pair causing them to flee from the shop empty handed georgia girl four forms heart warming friendship with lonely widower 82 after noticing him by himself in a grocery store as tara pushed her daughter norah around the store last month she passed an older man who was by himself the old man looked stern and cold until norah shouted hi old person it s my birthday today the man stopped and his demeanor changed from distant and serious to warm and friendly how old are you today the man asked after some time together talking norah asked her mom to take a picture of her with her new friend dan mr dan peterson 82 it turned out mr dan s wife had died in march and he had been suffering from depression and anxiety ever since tara contacted mr dan and ever since norah and the 82 year old have developed a friendship unlike any other she has shown me a depth of love a depth i didn t know existed mr dan told cnn herd of cows go to the beach these hairy cows milked the attention of a photographer as they brilliantly posed for group portraits while enjoying a relaxing day at a rugged beach in one stunning photograph the majority of the herd are shown lying on the soft sand appearing to take a nap under the cool grey sky some of the inquisitive creatures even take a dip in the water paddling at the edge of the tide line in total there were around 30 young cows which are kept by a local farmer for beef enjoying a day by the seaside photographer roy mcpeak captured these scenic photographs at white park bay on the causeway coast near ballintoy northern ireland what does it matter how many transgender individuals recycle their rubbish residents have reacted with outrage after being quizzed by the council on whether they are lgbt or mixed race in a survey about waste management suffolk county council asked householders to give their age race religion and sexual orientation as well as information on any disabilities or if they had hiv although the sexuality question was optional many people took to social media to complain about it being asked at all twitter user ian c asked the council what does it matter how many transgender individuals recycle their rubbish alison m wrote i can understand why suffolk county council need to know whether disabled people use their sites but as for sexual orientation it is no one s business a council spokesman said the answers were needed to find out about the diversity of those who contributed and don t forget to catch up with all the strange justice before you go he s got a point october 29 2016 at 7 23 pm posted in uncategorized leave a comment the news odd news from around the world the close door button on your elevator is a scam most people do not have the patience to wait a few seconds for the elevator doors to shut so they push the close button to speed up the process however some say this feature has been obsolete since the 1990s suggesting the button is a complete fake it will not close the doors any faster experts reveal that there numerous buttons in the world that do not live up to their name but are present to make us feel in control elevator close buttons went obsolete in the 1990s which means the ones you see are fake new york city figures state that out of the 3 250 crosswalk buttons 2 500 of them were replaced with non functioning mechanisms and a majority of the thermostats installed in offices that are easily accessible are decoys expert say that these buttons or fake thermostats are in place to promote the illusion on being in control another british bungle new 5 note can be wiped almost clean of ink using a simple eraser the new polymer 5 note can be wiped almost totally clean of ink using a simple pencil eraser it has been revealed bank chiefs claim the new notes are so durable they will last twice as long as the old fiver but a print centre manager has exposed a serious flaw after wiping one almost totally clean of ink with an eraser stuart mclean managed to score off large parts of the note s blue dye leaving only security numbers and the see through hologram behind the polymer note which has been issued by royal bank of scotland clydesdale bank bank of scotland and the bank of england is smaller than traditional fivers and said to last 2 5 times longer banknote manufacturer de la rue says it can survive a spin in a washing machine without losing its colour the drinkers who stick with a wine longer than a partner pinot grigio is britain s favourite grape ahead of merlot and chardonnay wine lovers stick with their preferred variety for longer than many stay with their partners research suggests pinot grigio is the top choice for british drinkers followed by merlot and chardonnay some 52 per cent of drinkers said they remained loyal to their preferred grape for ten years or more a survey revealed fifty three per cent had been with their partner for the same amount of time the same poll found however almost one fifth 19 per cent had been in their current relationship for less than three years broken down between the sexes pinot grigio was top choice for women selected by 15 per cent and merlot was the men s favourite chosen by 11 per cent when it comes to who is influencing our wine choices friends and partners are our most trusted wine advisors just four per cent of people said they would trust the advice of their parents i m no hero friend refused to give up on missing australian campers the woman who found missing campers marama and jeremy sim on a remote bush track near western australia s southern coast says she is not a hero but just a friend who wouldn t give up kirsty biggers and her father finally came across the sims car at 10 30pm on thursday night almost 200 kilometres north west of esperance we know they are responsible we know that they are experienced and number one rule is don t leave your car so we knew that where their car was they would be there too i m not a hero i m just a friend that wouldn t give up it was my dad my dad is our hero in all this if it wasn t for him we wouldn t have come across them at all but nobody gave up we all kept searching it was a good result the sims had just 350ml of water left between them after being stranded in the bush for 10 days would you return a dropped letter rich people more altruistic study finds if you saw a stamped addressed letter on the ground would you pick it up and post it what if it was unstamped the answer might have a lot to do with where you live an australian first study has sought to examine whether there was a difference in the level of a person s altruism depending on their wealth and socioeconomic status researchers at the university of western australia dropped 300 lost letters on the ground in 15 residential suburbs of varying socioeconomic status and waited to see which ones made it back to the office lead study author cyril grueter said the results found a strong link between socioeconomic status and the likelihood of someone returning the letter the study clearly tells us that people living in socioeconomically rich neighbourhoods are nicer they are more altruistic than people living in poor neighbourhoods and don t forget to catch up with all the strange justice before you go modern life october 28 2016 at 2 51 pm posted in uncategorized leave a comment the news odd news from around the world man caught peeing in mall falls on face a man arrested for urinating in public slipped on a wet footpath while running from police and landed on his face a court has heard nathan hallows was caught urinating on a shopfront in brisbane s brunswick st mall in the early hours of october 9 2016 when police tri...