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filter what i have come to love more than the oh my god you re huge comments which i openly admit i am getting crustier and crustier about responding to in the moment are the oh my god are you having twins comments when is it ever appropriate to comment on a woman nay anyone s size i am thankful that 1 i am not thin skinned though currently i am large skinned and that 2 these comments always start with oh my god so that i am able to have that moment to steel myself to the upcoming remark sigh loudly and thank them for their thoughtful observation in opposition to all of that i ve had to wait 9 and a half months for a random stranger encounter that was actually 150 positive today at the store a woman shopping next to me said i just have to tell you how beautiful you look just like that maybe it was pity or maybe she works where i do too and was once pregnant or maybe just maybe i really did look beautiful at that moment but i stopped her touched her arm and thanked her so very much for telling me that when i was first pregnant i was told that my pregnancy was sociologically speaking community owned people see a pregnant woman and want to touch her and engage her while it s magical for me other people also think it s pretty magical to have a new growing life inside someone else it also freaks some people the hell out when i enter stores men will hurry unfailingly to hold the door open for me their faces dripping with some mixture of trepidation and sheer panic that i might actually deliver a baby in front of them to their utter horror funny sidebar i understand that this door holding thing is temporary hold the door for me when i m pregnant sure but when i m carrying a baby carrier or pushing a stroller i m on my own i think that for men even fathers pregnancy is still a fairly mysterious process and they d prefer to keep it that way they know enough about how it happens less about what happens during the pregnancy and only where babies come out one of the mister s co workers tells my mister that fathers in the delivery room is far too modern a notion for him when and if his wife has a baby and to be honest he d have to actually snag himself a wife first he will be firmly entrenched in a waiting room with a box of cigars and that is his understood role my mister has been a champion during the whole process really i must commend him he has read books learned all the terms and asked thoughtful questions of the doctor we recently had a trial run of pre term labor at the hospital a few weeks ago he calmly ushered me to the car and remained a pillar of strength and fortitude for our overnight stay he didn t flinch at the gross stuff of which there was a fair amount and i half had expected him to but he did leave the room for the iv insertion needles aren t his thing our new son is anxiously anticipated to arrive in the next two weeks whether of his own accord or with some medical intervention everything that i could possibly make ready has been readied pregnant or no i m still terrifically type a last weekend was spent cooking baking and food saving furiously frozen dinners of our typical fare all ready for the nights when neither of us will have any desire to cook the bag is packed the car seat installed even the cats have been prepped per baby book with diapers to sniff and other baby shiz to familiarize themselves with that thing that will completely usurp their place in our home and hearts now we just need that baby i hope to do proper introductions in my next post posted by cathy 2 28 00 pm 0 comments thursday june 04 2009 meet our newest addition bizzaro no no not that newest addition i was referring to the neighborhood stray ferral someone else s outdoor cat that just prefers our deck we noticed him last year when we first moved in he came around every so often to sunbathe on our deck chase birds and generally wreak havoc on our two indoor cats who would not bear the sight of another cat on what they considered to be their deck even though they are indoor and know nothing of the deck and it is because of my cats indoorness that from time to time i d catch this other cat on our deck out of the corner of my eye and have a moment of sheer panic that my indoor cat had somehow found himself on the deck all this because of the strange resemblance of outdoor cat to my indoor cat bernini hence we have dubbed outdoor cat bernini s bizzaro twin aka bizzaro meet bizzaro seen here in his usual environment our deck i think he looks so grumpy because i came out to photograph him and not to bring him his usual dish of food compare to bernini his expression is likely due to the shock that i wasn t at that moment bringing his food out to bizzaro and also a slight pleading expression that we not decide to adopt bizzaro they walk alike they talk alike and at times they even sleep alike when kitties are two of a kind really this is bernini keeping close tabs on bizzaro who couldn t be more disinterested in bernini so long as the food keeps coming and that s what s gotten us into trouble bizzaro started making regular appearances around easter my nieces were here cooing about the new kitty outside bizzaro is so damned cute and he sits at our door crying that real i m super hungry kitty cry come to think of it all kitty cries sound like that and thus we well i made the first fatal error i fed him the mister duly scolded me for it but the next day i caught him filling a bowl and thus it has been even since we are enablers we are feeders and to bizzaro we are suckers he couldn t be more friendly he purrs he does that kitty curly walk around your ankles when you come outside my nieces from one weekend with him are taken with him and ask about him whenever they call really he s like our dirty little ferral kitty secret the truth is we don t know if bizzaro has another family families he wears no collar and is perturbing our cats at all hours from the back deck sometimes i hear him as early as 5am when i m getting ready for work and we ve seen him outside licking himself close to 11pm we don t let him in the house he has no contact with our kitties in case bizzaro is really a typhoid bizzaro carrying all manner of kitty ailments but last night when that monsterous thunderstorm went through the mister heard the truly desperate pleas from the back deck bizzaro was stuck in the downpour he made a snap decision grabbed bizzaro and carried him through the house with our two cats completely dumbstruck in horror following close behind to the front porch where bizzaro could at least be under cover for the duration of the storm our cats refused to speak to us for the rest of the night even though i was upstairs and had nothing to do with the bizzaro transportation with our real new addition close to being a more tangible addition it is desperately unlikely that we would actually adopt bizzaro plus i cherish the relationship with our current cats no matter how tenuous it is these days because of our consistently daily feeding of bizzaro we will likely take bizzaro to the vet to have him scanned for an owner s microchip id and if that fails we have purchsed a collar to put on bizzaro with a little note asking the owner to please collar and hell feed the cat in the meantime however i have already set aside a little tupperware dish near the door with food in it for bizzaro for whenever he shows up today posted by cathy 12 46 00 pm 0 comments tuesday june 02 2009 another blog for my mom dear mom with any luck this will be the last photo you ll see of me before you cease to notice me at all oh you might notice me as the person who brings to you the smaller more important thing that you really want to see i have come to terms with that hope to see you soon and hope to have someone new to introduce you to by then love c posted by cathy 12 44 00 pm 2 comments thursday april 02 2009 requiem for the birds i blog with bad news friends it would appear that this morning as the fed ex guy attempted to deliver the mister s weighty delivery i hesitate to use the phrase the mister s weighty package in a somber moment like this that something went horribly awry from what i can surmise our dear single mother robin must have done her usual dive bomb at him as he attempted to bring the package to the porch perhaps it startled him he discovered the nest on the door and thought he was doing us some big favor when i came downstairs i found my cat crying at the front window outside lay the large fed ex package the door wreath on top of it the nest upside down and sadly friends all four eggs shattered on the concrete of the porch from my calculations they would have been hatching in only a few days maybe it s my hormones or my compassion for gestating things is on overdrive at the moment but i sat on my front porch in my pajamas crying and crying naturally i called the mister and tearfully told him that his fed ex delivery was bathed in the blood of baby birds he thinks i ought to call fed ex for what so i can hear the guy on the other end of the phone chuckle at the loony lady calling about his delivery driver smashing a few eggs i rehung the wreath in high hopes that robin will come again and perhaps give us another chance to foster her brood though i learned that the correct term for a nest of eggs is clutch i buried the little eggs under our rose bush perhaps overdoing the sentimentality of the situation rest in peace little shadrach meshach abendnego and egg posted by cathy 3 53 00 pm 2 comments thursday march 26 2009 bird is the word subtitled if you ring my doorbell duck oh what a lovely door and an even lovelier spring wreath you might say that s what i said at least and then i got a closer look and an even closer look it seems that in a matter of less than two weeks my new wreath and not new door have become home to a knocked up single mother bird who desperately needed a spot to harbor her eggs momma bird works fast i do not have any strange bird paranoias unlike some besties i know ahem my main thing with birds nesting on my front door are thusly 1 the high potential for bird poop on my door and surroundings 2 the higher potential that a startled bird momma or otherwise may fly into the house when the front door opens then i have cats who will go bitchcakes or keep sleeping either is likely 3 everytime someone attempts to ring the bell knock there a flurry of bird flying at their head my sister in law can attest to this in fact this is how we found said nest 4 the constant cheeping and worm barf that comes with newborn birds i addressed my concerns with the mister who believes that we ought to leave the birds alone not because he has any real deep bird love but because he does not want to mess with baby things karma addling birds eggs might not leave us in a favorable light karma wise considering our current baby thing and nesting tendencies a fair point so the bird eggs stay 1 bird poop will be cleaned up on an as needed basis 2 birds in the house will be dealt with either with feline intervention or a broom i feel we can t really be faulted for this 3 my aunt suggests a note of caution to those entering the porch 4 wikipedia says baby birds stay in the nest for 2 weeks i can deal with the cheeping for that long in that case i decided to align myself with the bird and potential birds i named them robin is the mom duh and her babies are shadrach meshach abendnego and egg i thought there were only 3 eggs to learn upon my camera footage there were actually 4 and by that point i had already hit my creative contrete wall of bird names bird updates to follow posted by cathy 5 19 00 pm 4 comments saturday march 21 2009 for a show i don t fraking watch i sure do know a lot about it no i don t watch battlestar galactica i m married to someone who does and have occasionally stumbled into the room to see it but again i reiterate no i don t watch it and no i really don t care to yeah i know it s a great show no no it s a deep complicated engaging show says my mister in fact and i mean this with no ill intent i usually sleep through it the mister lovingly cues it up on the tivo about 20 minutes after 10pm each friday night and that somehow pavolvian ly triggers me to begin my 40 minute nap on the couch i know i know you re going to tell me if i would just watch the first few episodes i d be all hooked no really thank you and i certainly have no intention of ribbing those of you who have chosen b g as a lifestyle choice part of my problem is that i m in too many t v show committed relationships already i can t get involved with who is or is not a cylon who fraked a cylon i can t manage mental tallies of who we know for sure would appear in a cylon directory and for all that not watching i do of b g i have a few complaints 1 and i think you ll all agree does it just bug the nuts out of you when an actor whose character not yet dead on one show appears on another show as a different character like you weren t going to notice like you can totally watch show 2 and not think that say starbuck has really cashed in her b g chips when she s all geared up to play the tattooed oversexed anesthesiologist on nip tuck incidentally i wouldn t have noticed this except that the mister who does not watch n t he has no intention of watching it except that he s married to someone who does and occasionally stumbles into the room when it s on blurted out in one of his passing bys hey that s the chick who plays starbuck 2 starbuck by sheer mention of her name makes me want coffee they ought to have given her a more clever name or hell at least a brighter disposition to carry such a sunshiney name 3 the mister assures me i am mistaken and maybe i by my presence alone just bring it out in shows but b g seems like soft porn i know coming from someone who watches nip tuck but for real as rarely as i m in the room someone s always having some serious space sex and they aren t always too terribly discriminating about that whole with whom part dead people real people real robot looking people people with creepy eyepatches i thought their world was being destroyed i thought each one of them was plagued with creepy reoccuring dreams i thought their junk heap ship la galactica was on its last space leg and they were pleading to their too numerous to count gods for answers peeps seem pretty down with all that to be getting it on so much 4 and why did creepy eyepatch dude choose a skin toned eyepatch that just made it extra creepy sir and how did c e dude land the hottie with such a creepy eyepatch see it could only happen in space though pirates are near and dear to me an eyepatch on a man is a deal breaker unless the eyepatch is obtained post first date and even then it demands some reconsideration be honest you agree i ll say it i m an eyepatch ist 5 funny that all of your little baby fighter ship things run just fine but that big one that you park them on is falling apart might want to have the mechanic ...