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annie at 4 36 am 1 comment thursday may 20 2010 hear ye hear ye i would just like to let it be known that yeo s chicken rendang with chef wan s face on the tin is not good actually it is good as an argument against eating canned meat yes i suppose it is quite gross to be eating something seeping in juices that has been dead for an unknown number of months or years well now i know for sure yeo s chicken rendang with chef wan s face on the tin is not good posted by jeannie at 4 42 pm no comments tuesday may 18 2010 dental work is just highly skilled plumbing after a gap of at least a year i went to the dentist today and found a disgraceful amount of cavities some filling was necessary but as the high pitched drilling sound was resonating in my head this scary thought struck me dentists are basically putting mini power tools in your mouth and doing plumbing work how is that not scary i wanted to paste some picture of dental work being done with power tools but googling led me to find that horses teeth are actually worked on by power tools man sucks to be a horse oh and it just struck me it is my second horsey post in a row gee i have to share the odd coincidence that after yesterday s post i drove by 3 trucks of polo horses on the way home it was funny because the horses were travelling by car posted by jeannie at 5 56 pm 1 comment monday may 17 2010 am i a neighsayer of cars hur hur hur i did not just make that pun as i drove to work today i passed by what looked suspiciously like horse droppings on the road this is unusual as i live in kuala lumpur there are no horses in kuala lumpur save perhaps in the zoo in horse riding centres and at the sultan s palace anyway i then started fantasizing as i was stuck in my little metal box about a time when equine travel was again possible i mean the more i thought about it the more i could frame arguments for horsey travel 1 horses are environmentally friendlier they do not give out noxious carbon fumes only noxious methane gases here i shall attempt to get sciencey so pardon me or skip to next point if bored of course someone else did the math and i just plagiarised it but credit given where credit s due http ezinearticles com cows vs cars the methane versus carbon dioxide battle id 2877531 from another page i found out that a dairy cow produces twice as much as waste as a pony and about 1 6th more than a medium horse taking that into account here s how a horse squares up against your car a car on average produces 4100 pounds of co2 a year a cow on average produces 220 pounds of methane a year so a horse is at around 183 pounds however as a greenhouse gas methane is 20 times as harmful as co2 therefore in terms of greenhouse harm a car 4100 while a cow 4400 and a horse 3660 ha i am still at a win for the horse but you might want to rethink your consumption of steak for the planet s sake also seeing as how there are vastly more cows in the world than there are cars 2 fuel economy again more information appropriated from this site http fatknowledge blogspot com 2005 05 horses vs cars html math math math and what you get is that a pony can travel approximately 1 25 miles pound of feed whereas a car working on switchgrass fuel sorry that dude s post was based on one where he discussed this new biofuel made from a grass so that s what he bases his calculations on will travel 0 83 miles pound of switchgrass 3 it s a pony which little girl doesn t want a pony 4 horses can be your friends or at least that s what i learned from my little pony 5 horses produce their own substitutes never have to pay for a car again ever you will have to have about a year of just feeding and no travel benefits though i suppose 6 used horseshoes can become a fun game of horseshoe toss 7 horses that turn out exceptionally fast can be invested into horse racing i hear tell it is lucrative then they can be studs when they are older can your car get you money for producing fast little heirs 8 old horses can become satay or glue i did not say that gasp 9 horses can jump fences 10 horses can keep the grass on your lawn short 11 horses can snort at your enemies 12 they are just cool and you can give them names like binky horse wins however it would be unfair if i didn t point out that a horse cannot carry a family of four plus luggage a horse can t travel for much more than 40 km a day that s just about enough to make it to klang from kl for those of us numerically disadvantaged folks horses need to eat a lot all day horses poo and you need to clean that up horses are moody will your boss let you skip work cos your house was throwing a tantrum horses smell horsey as will your clothes and your hair and y0u ah well perhaps someday my dream will see fruition we will hark back to the days when men were white knights on big horses and women were swooning over their machodom but we will be doing it while sipping espressos and talking on our iphones of course because this has already been full of horses let me take the opportunity to throw in a fat pony this be my fat pony sent to me by aaron he being an awesome boyfriend mush mush and this be the comic the picture refuses to scale down for me so if you would be so kind to click open in a new page then you will see it in all its full glory it was an appropriate comic thinks i more wonderful fat pony goodness as well as other great historical stuff can be found at kate beaton s comic site you must love her because i do okay less ponies and more work neigh posted by jeannie at 2 40 pm 1 comment thursday may 13 2010 sukan adalah muhibah quickly while malaysia is still in the thomas cup i have to share my experience of my first live badminton match knowing that in most of the football matches i have watched live i ve always wished there was running commentary and instant replays i was a little unsure what a live badminton match would be like the crowd always seems a little crazy on tv and the court might be really far away will i lose interest halfway well mum and i thought since the thomas cup is in town let s go watch it fate would have it that i ve got stuff on during the finals and the quarters kiasu watch the best mah right and that may have been a fortunate turn of fate because our malaysian team looks shaky on their feet at the moment having lost just the day before our match to japan japan not quite the powerhouse you would think arriving at the stadium we passed by the stalls selling food and badminton gear and ambled our way to our seats oh and they gave us a free little malaysian flag to wave too yay malaysia of courseon the way we stocked up on snack food pizza and a hot dog and some really really tasty chips if you spot ireland potatoes anymore do try their chips with wasabi mayonnaise good fat chips are hard to find it s a bonus that you have seats and are able to enjoy your meal slowly the match started pretty on time with germany and japan squaring off directly in front of me and malaysia vs denmark in the court next door which was still relatively near arguably better to have a bit of a side view i really pity germany and japan because naturally most of the stadium was shouting for malaysia and even when chong wei made his entrance to eye of the tiger hahaha we will never tire of that song the crowd was going crazy with screams of malaysia boleh and the whole time the german and japanese players had to just suck it up deal with it and continue playing i suppose that is home country privilege p have to say that chong wei and the pairing of kkk tan pretty much breezed through their matches but it was when it came to our 3rd game that stuff got pretty haha what shall i say worked up in particular i thought this instance was damned funny and particularly 1malaysia our 2nd doubles team abdul malik hoon was playing fairly terribly at one point and they kept dropping really easy points i mean against tall danish players what does one do feed the shuttlecock really high up right _ i love that the guy sitting behind me shouted ah macam tu la mereka pendek aje bagi tinggi tinggi mereka tak boleh dapat lah hehehe the crowd was so agitated by how we were losing easy points then at one stage a dude sitting quite a few rows behind started shouting malaysia main la bodoh oooooiiii kick their f cking ass i glanced behind and saw a superly red faced chinese man at the edge of his seat and i think if i had looked closer i could probably have spotted some veins popping out at his temple lo and behold though after that scolding they actually scored he kept quiet for the next service and our team lost points again then the guy seated behind me stood up and turned to the angry man and shouted bos marah lagi bos marah lagi hahaha the whole crowd laughed along and seriously i kid you not he shouted again and they won the next few points that s teamwork for you hahaha there were also lots of heartening malaysia boleh chants and i really did feel some sense of camaraderie with all the people i was sitting with chatting with the makcik next to me the whole way and we even jaga each other s bags when going out to toilet etc i have to say i have never felt more muhibah in malaysia than while cheering on our team the two chubby boys in front of us were soooo involved in the match you could one of the boys frustration when we dropped shots he d flick his wrist and make a loud tsk noise and it was quite entertaining to see him praying when our chances of staying in the cup rested on the last few shots by our third singles player hafiz kudos to him by the way he played excellently last night and i don t blame him i think if he had lost there would have been chances of a crowd lynching there was also the kompang man decked out in his malaysia flag outfit from the stripey pants to the knitted jalur gemilang on his hat he was really great at encouraging the crowd and players and i appreciated that he knew when to keep quiet as the game started again anyway this has been a long play by play i just wanted to convey that i think sport is such a great nation building exercise and really that is worth so much more than all the 1malaysia ads songs you could ever put up if it worked for south africa it can work for us oh and although i think china will massacre us in the quarters tomorrow malaysia boleh posted by jeannie at 5 22 pm no comments friday march 26 2010 a lesson in minding your media i would like to express my deepest gratitude first of all to weng lum for sharing this article with me tnb to sue wwf over earth hour and then to the blogger at nose4news for entertaining me so well this friday afternoon my initial reaction reading the article was omg the bastards are you sure and a bit of googling helped me find out that i was not the only one outraged upon closer scrutiny though the top heading of asia s biggest loser loses rest of body weight disappears into thin air did seem a little bit suspect haha a fact i proceeded to share with weng after which our gaze diverted to the banner this is the point when you do the same for that oh i get it moment anyway i totally love this website now nose4news and yes i was tempted into browsing the archives whereby i was simultaneously impressed and disgusted by the malaysian intellect totally impressed that there s a satirist sophisticated enough to come up with these news articles reads really well and is so darned funny with the visuals haha keris kebenaran is classy but at the same time so depressed that even with the glaring banner the many comments indicating that it is all a fake there are still so many idiots in malaysia post in point is this one sabah sarawak to be relocated here are my fave bits of the article including the marvelously photoshopped map before malaysia as it is after malaysia post cosmetic surgery it s a big project costing well over rm850 trillion said najib the project would take 10 years to complete since we d need to move all the soil water sources flora fauna man made structures and of course the people but it ll be worth it since we ll truly be 1malaysia of course we might improve some things when we rebuild the states we re thinking maybe mount kinabalu could be higher than everest i mean why not it s not every day that you get to change what nature has given us and if we take the soil from inside gua niah and use it to add on mount kinabalu s height we d get both a bigger cave and taller mountain effectively rewriting two guinness world records now that s what i call value for money on protests by the kelantan state government citing the loss of a coastline and off shore petroleum najib said that this is of national interest and the opposition held state administration should not be so selfish these people simply refuse to understand the importance of 1malaysia they keep on looking a the small things like the death of their fishing industry or the loss of billions of ringgit of income serves the kelantanese people right for voting in such small minded leaders okay so the post we agree is superbly well written so you would suspect it of being genuine what more because our ministers have said some questionable things before i e we are not saying that they cannot use facebook or twitter but when using such facilities they must upkeep the values taught by islam buddhism or christianity to maintain our culture but you haven t seen anything til you ve read the comments idris december 14 2009 at 11 58 pm better use these trillions of rm to improve the institutions of learning give our scholarships to the poor based on merit build more technical colleges to develop skills of students who are not so academically inclined ie for skills upgrading so these people can find a job build better hospitals and look at ways to improve the public healthcare systems improve the roads and upgrade the computer systems of public offices basically use the money to stimulate the econony and build it enhance it grow it for the properity of the rakyat this moronic pm comes up with idea to siphon off the rakyat s money he should do a feasibility study first to me this is gonna be a useless project bodoh punya orang bertaubatlah najib insyallah idris okaylah idris you posted as soon as the post came up forgive your stupidity noone told you yet brokenheart december 15 2009 at 12 27 am our pm suddenly became god when he talks like this if god said it i beleive because god can do all the impossible which humanly think is impossible for example an earthquake or tsunami can change landscape so i do not know what god or gods our pm pray to that made him think and want to act like god if this idea comes then those gods can be very dangerous and we have seen that with the incident we better pray hard for the mind of our pm to stay in good shape one day later still got excuse retard december 15 2009 at 1 16 am this is simply not feasible because the maintenance just to keep the two new land masses from disappearing due to poor shoddy workmanship would ...