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crone and bear it the red headed stepchild rocks mid life crone and bear it the red headed stepchild rocks mid life main menu skip to content home crone trivia emmalou golden destroyer post navigation older posts ch ch ch changes posted on november 1 2012 by the red headed stepchild 1 dear faithful readers i m giving crone and bear it a break that s not to say i ll never post here again i ve learned to never say never in the meantime i ve embarked on a new blogging journey please come see my new endeavor she s a pretty good christian you ll find me at http shesaprettygoodchristian com never fear my humor has not left me oh yeah emmalou golden destroyer will be a part of the new blog no doubt see ya over there love linda and share this share on x opens in new window x share on facebook opens in new window facebook share on reddit opens in new window reddit like loading posted in blogging communication entertainment events friendship humor personal pets uncategorized tagged blogging breaking news changes humor 1 comment just pee in the cup already posted on october 4 2012 by the red headed stepchild 4 sweet emmalou golden destroyer has had some health issues of late the most annoying one for all of us is a stomach problem she has issues with digesting her food and she burps louder and longer than a longshoreman poor em she willingly went to the vet s because she likes it there i don t like it at my doctor s office but i m not a dog anyway the vet is aware of the issue em s been on meds prior to this visit but the problem returns he suggests obtaining a blood sample giving her her annual shots which were due refilling her heartworm and flea prevention meds and oh here s a plastic tray please get a sample of her urine excuse me this morning bright well actually it was dark and early the whole family goes out to the backyard to obtain a pee sample from emmalou i was on leash and flashlight duty devoted spouse had the little and i do mean little plastic tray at the ready em sniffs around squats down i yell at devoted spouse now he slides the tray under her and emmalou jumps straight up in the air taking her precious pee with her take two c mon sweetie puppy girl pee in the cup yes dogs can get a hateful look on their faces finally she squatted again and we repeated the above exercise it didn t work the second time either devoted spouse took emmalou out on her morning walk where she peed like someone who s had their bladder stopped up for a month peed all up and down the street did we get a sample no forgot the tray while running errands i stopped in the vet s office they laughed and laughed but finally agreed i could bring her up late in the day and they would try the little plastic tray trick emmalou and i meanwhile have decided we should never speak of this barbaric intrusion into her personal life again sigh share this share on x opens in new window x share on facebook opens in new window facebook share on reddit opens in new window reddit like loading posted in dogs dumb instructions funny golden retrievers health humor life nature pets stupid pet tricks tagged dog medicine dogs fun tricks with dogs funny humor life writing 4 comments out of the mouths of husbands posted on august 21 2012 by the red headed stepchild 2 reacting to my aching back and the fact i announced i was about to carry some loads of laundry to the basement the conversation went like this me i m gonna take down some laundry in a little while devoted spouse no you re not me oh yeah i am devoted spouse no you can t carry down you can t carry up but you can karaoke seriously this is my life sigh share this share on x opens in new window x share on facebook opens in new window facebook share on reddit opens in new window reddit like loading posted in blogging cleaning exercise funny health humor life love men personal tagged funny health humor husbands life 2 comments one from column a and two from column b posted on july 29 2012 by the red headed stepchild 4 i recently read a book a psychological thriller i later learned while it was well written i didn t like it i didn t like it at all why because it was about the horrible mind games people can play with each other i like psychological thrillers mind you i really enjoyed all the girl with dragon tattoo etc and they were pretty rough books but this particular book made me so sad because it dealt with a married couple who simply could do nothing but hurt each other in new and vicious ways you see i love the stuffin outta devoted spouse here s just one reason he labels our chinese take out boxes with our initials so when i want to finish what i ordered i don t have to waste time opening all the boxes so in a way reading the terrible book was good for me because it reminded me how loved i am sigh share this share on x opens in new window x share on facebook opens in new window facebook share on reddit opens in new window reddit like loading posted in blogging books culture food humor love personal thoughts uncategorized tagged blogging books food humor life love marriage 4 comments the pain of passwords posted on july 26 2012 by the red headed stepchild 9 courtesy of hdsoft org are you like me and have just had it up to there with passwords i tried to access a site earlier and couldn t remember my password thirty minutes later numerous screens error messages and two emails i still don t know the password that s 30 minutes of my life i could have spent doing my cardio work out insert hysterical laughter here when i worked in a cubicle farm a majority of us would stash our computer passwords under our keyboards we all knew each other did this but nobody said anything because of course it was not an allowed practice but it was easy to remember and that s the problem with passwords only a 12 yr old can remember any of them i tried using the same password for everything that fell apart when some jerk hacked an email account i got the notification panicked and realized i had 70 hundred thousand million passwords to generate and they all had to be different and i had to have them in my head and be able to retrieve them oh my this would never work i got the bright idea of jotting down passwords in a small notebook that failed when the notebook fell on the family room floor somehow and emmalou golden destroyer had a midnight snack ack next i decided to embed passwords into phone numbers disaster i couldn t remember which part of the phone number was the password or if the phone number was a real one and ended up phoning some rather angry people i had heard about smart phone aps that took care of passwords i quickly downloaded the latest ap i loaded all my passwords into it then gave it a password guess what i forgot the password to access my passwords i created an excel spreadsheet and put all my passwords there then i thought it would be a good idea to print it out so if i died unexpectedly like from a password event generated stroke devoted spouse would be able to get into all my records online but the spreadsheet was too big for my printer paper i had to scotch tape the printed pages together it turned into such a mess i shredded everything and opened a bottle of wine there seems to be no easy solution to this i have a copy of the spreadsheet that wasn t taped together i threw it in a file folder to deal with later i just don t remember what i did with that folder sigh share this share on x opens in new window x share on facebook opens in new window facebook share on reddit opens in new window reddit like loading posted in blogging communication computers funny humor miscellaneous news organization technology uncategorized tagged humor life technology 9 comments post navigation older posts copyright 07 08 09 10 11 12 all text and personal photos on this site are protected and may not be reprinted without the express permission of crone and bear it my world welcome to the home of the red headed stepchild all rants 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