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oh crap on a crutch skip to main skip to sidebar oh crap on a crutch crap in the life of a redheaded stepchild thursday september 1 2011 the money pit the money pit strikes again this time it was a major water leak oh it wasn t always major but they never are water is a devious little thing it drips a little and a little more until you realize you have a terrible problem and wonder how you ever got there what began as a minor house repair to fix a leak in the ceiling in our living room has turned into a major re construction job and my house is now known as the money pit take a tip from me kids when you see a minor leak fix it oh crap on a crutch posted by crone and bear it at 8 35 am 4 comments labels crap in emmalou s life home maintenance sucks humor but not much i told devoted spouse to fix this a year ago the money pit sunday march 13 2011 rip poc pc say hello to my new friend all i ever wanted was a decent laptop so i could work play read email and write stuff i don t think that s asking too much in the past 8 or so years i have been through at least 4 maybe even 5 pcs i ve lost count the pc in the below pic is fortunately still under warranty but is experiencing death rattles hence the new silver beauty above it and yes the amount of money i ve sunk into computers lately certainly has to have made a positive dent in our local economy to the detriment of my checking account oh crap on a crutch posted by crone and bear it at 6 39 pm 12 comments labels crap in my life crap pcs humor life technology crap monday december 27 2010 i ve been breathing what most of you know appliances and me are like oil and water we don t mix well whatever appliance i have is guaranteed to either break or malfunction trust me on this in mid december we replaced the last appliance in this house that hadn t gone kaput the gas hot water heater fortunately we caught it at the slight leak stage not the 50 gallon flood stage been there done that got the flippin merit badge out comes our handy dandy appliance company plumber heater ac all around do everything with appliances company to take away old gas hot water heater and install new energy efficient gas hot water heater and charge us the equivalent of a mortgage payment ouch woot it s done i can breathe easier and do the dishes once more the day before christmas we receive a postcard in the mail from our county plumbing inspector notifying us that the company took out a permit to install the gas hot water heater thus the county must come inspect this morning 27 dec 2010 a rather surly fellow appears at my door good morning i say in my chipper voice d ya know that having your water hose still attached to your faucet out front means in spring that faucet will break he snarls at me you must be scott i reply my teeth beginning to grind i yell upstairs for devoted spouse no answer scott the inspector says i can find it by myself with my happy face i flipped on the basement light and said knock yourself out i returned to my twittering and frittering devoted spouse meanders to the basement in search of scott the inspector i hear rumbles and grumbles and heavy footsteps ruh roh scott the inspector whips out his cell phone and makes a call looks at me in my comfy chair and mutters something about a pipe not installed correctly and he has to call a plumber oopsie we failed inspection oopsie again scott the installer called the wrong plumber snort the correct installers are on their way devoted spouse is leaving to volunteer at church that s a good thing because he doesn t want to be here when the company arrives this redheaded stepchild is workin up quite a head of steam you see for the past few weeks we have been living in a house and breathing what scott the inspector terms gas exhaust now i realize that s not the same as a gas leak but it can t be good the company field rep and the general manager for their plumbing operations will be accompanying the repair crew today don t mess with the red headed stepchild oh crap on a crutch that space right above the bottom rung of crutch is a separation in the pipe nasty the fail here is the white cap above the water heater but below that silver pipe should not be tilting downward posted by crone and bear it at 11 43 am 2 comments labels crap crap in my life crap in my utility room crap with appliances saturday november 27 2010 all that and the kitchen sink too all i wanted was some non softened water to feed my plants so off i trot to the faucet in the kitchen with the brita filter on it ez pz right wrong it won t give filtered water the little green light that s supposed to blink several times then stop to signifiy the water is safe to drink was a steady green now devoted spouse had replaced the filter not long ago shoot he even went so far as to put a new battery in this thing and still it defied me with it s stupid non blinking green light my plants were suffering the effects off i trot to bed bath beyond w my 20 coupon in hand to buy a new filter aha i think to myself i m going to be smart and buy a different type of filter this time say hello to my new little pur filter oh and guess what it spurts water like a flippin geyser every time you turn on the tap devoted spouse assures me it just isn t a tight enough fit yet i m thinkin my appliance curse has now reared it s ugly head once again posted by crone and bear it at 12 07 pm 2 comments labels aw crap crap in my kitchen crap in my life crappy water purifier tuesday september 28 2010 a lil somethin extra in my news today i don t ask for much i don t expect much that way i m not disappointed i subscribe to our city newspaper even though most of it is news i have already located online i don t always care for the politics but that s not really relevant to this story there is something about physically turning over each page in a newspaper that i find satisfying tactile can t get that from my kindle today i got to the oped section of my dayton daily worker news only to find someone had been there prior to me someone who was eating breakfast what s that glob why it s apricot jam how interesting devoted spouse saw me pull out the crutch the camera and open the paper and his words were you can tell them you keep me around for my entertainment value oh crap on a crutch posted by crone and bear it at 11 24 am 4 comments labels crap in my life crap on my morning paper i don t even like apricot jam saturday september 25 2010 it mocks me i am not the world s best gardener not that i don t try i do my thumb seems to be brown not green it is only through the grace of god that flowers and the occasional tomato do arrive in my back yard not by my hard work the other day i noticed a rather large weed growing out of our driveway and i remarked to my husband hmm look at the size of that weed growing up through the concrete that casual remark was designed to spur him to run into the garage and grab the roundup weed killer and be manly man and kill that weed he was busy and that s okay too this morning on my way to the car i noticed that very large weed now had a lovely purple flower on it well would you look at that it s a morning glory growing right in my driveway oh by the way i planted at least a hundred morning glory seeds throughout areas of my backyard along the fence and d ya think any of those grew nope not a one arrived and let s face it morning glories are the world s simplest flowers to grow next to a dandelion no my morning glory was dropped by some flipping bird on its way over my house and this amazing flower is now flourishing in my driveway i give up oh crap on a crutch posted by crone and bear it at 9 37 am 4 comments labels crap in my driveway crap in my life morning glory crap so much crap wednesday september 22 2010 this ain t no trading spaces i absolutely hate loathe and abhor the time period known as redecorating ack it s driving me totally over the edge my dining room is unusable because it holds all the crap that was in the living room antique armoire my living room is unusable because well it s still being painted what s truly annoying is even though there is just the first coat these pictures don t show you how lovely this shade of green is ack you will just have to trust me that mountain haze from behr paint is a gorgeous color for a living room i know i know it will look better when the furniture arrives and all is put back where it belongs in the meantime emmalou golden destroyer is distraught at being literally barred from both rooms by baby gates and i can t even use my comfy chair because that will get in the way of handsome paint dude and without hurting his feelings how do i tactfully tell him he missed a spot over here and over there and oh gah oh crap on a crutch this used to be my dining room ack part of my unusable living room my lonely comfy chair sob not gettin me up on that ladder no sir posted by crone and bear it at 3 06 pm 2 comments labels aw just crap crap i can t use my comfy 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