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megalodon had s a mouth full of razor sharp teeth that grew up to seven inches long holy mackerel now that is one scary fish there have been numerous unconfirmed sightings of massive sharks that according to eyewitness testimony seem very similar to megalodon many scientists argue that megalodon could not have survived the ice age oceanic cooling and lower sea levels would have caused a shortage of food because several species of feeder fish would have gone extinct i question this theory considering the vast number of animals who have survived an ice age or two or more how would it not be possible that megalodon could not have survived as well i know humans would eat worms if they got hungry enough also from what little i do know of shark behavior i believe and please correct me if i am wrong they will pretty much eat anything that even remotely resembles food to them i also wonder how anybody could accurately calculate how many different types of fish may or may not have lived through the ice age we do not even know how many different types of fish and other creatures there are in the ocean today new species of both living yet unknown fish as well as fossils of previously undiscovered extinct fish are being discovered on a continual basis giant squid were only just recently proven to exist if something that big can go undetected for that long who s to say what else may be swimming around in the deep blue sea people have been finding megalodon teeth for several thousands of years in fact most thought they were petrified dragon tongues until 1667 when a naturalist named nicolaus steno correctly identified them as being shark teeth his book is the head of a shark dissected if you may be interested in it i am rather squeamish when it comes to looking at animal innards and that sort of thing the reason i decided against being a marine biologist or a veterinarian is the fact that i would not have been able to take an anatomy and physiology class yet i digress again now where was i oh yeah i was about to describe the second sea monster i promised to tell you about several pages ago this blog is a little longer than i had expected it to be apologies for the lengthiness thanks for staying with me livyatan melvillei is a sea monster many people may not have heard of in november of 2008 the partial skull mandible and teeth of a previously unknown and believed to be extinct massive whale were discovered in peru the creature was given the name livyatan melvillei livyatan is from the biblical story of the monster leviathan apparently other scientists had already given that name to another extinct animal so the scientists who named livyatan used the hebrew spelling of leviathan which is livyatan melvillei of course is in honor of mr herman melville the author of the classic book moby dick from what scientists can surmise it appears livyatan may have been even more fierce than megalodon it is estimated this beast may have been 44 to 57 feet long with a skull that was is 9 to 10 feet long and may have weighed as much as 100 tons it is thought to have gone extinct anywhere from 13 to five million years ago the absolute most scary thing about livyatan its teeth were as much as 14 inches long yes that is over a foot long even longer than a t rex tooth twice as long as a megalodon tooth sacred salmon now that s what i call a sea monster it s hard to say some whales seem to be rather gentle in nature i guess we will have to wait until someone finds a living specimen to find out for sure as for me i am quite content to keep my feet planted firmly on the ground perhaps it is a blessing in disguise that i never learned how to swim one just never knows what may be swimming along beside behind or beneath them one simply never knows puppy picture posters august 23 2016 analyzerofmonsters 9 comments as i sit here i find myself pondering a rather perplexing predicament it is rather twitter esque in nature i guess one could say to follow or not to follow that is the question i have been gaining some followers a handful or less all of them are blogs that post pictures of pets lots and lots and lots of pet pictures they do post i have not posted a blog for quite some time now i am confused as to why these people have suddenly struck up an interest in my blog i am afraid to follow them back actually normally out of common courtesy i typically do follow all who follow me however i tried this on twitter also and wound up following thousands of people with only three or four following me after i follow them they unfollow me took me a while to catch on because admittedly i am anything but techno savvy perhaps it is best just to wait and see what happens apologies in advance if it appears i am rude by not following all my new pet picture poster followers back i mean don t get me wrong it is hopefully more than obvious that i love animals i just do not want my email inbox flooded with thousands of blog notifications that are nothing more than pictures some of these bloggers post upwards of 20 times a day has anybody else been having this issue is there something more maniacal going on here could it be trolls in puppy and kitten clothing posing as followers perhaps i am just paranoid who knows i sure do not if anybody does have an idea what could be going on i would love to hear it thanks ever so much hope you all have a fantastic day frog people hmm could be june 1 2016 june 2 2016 analyzerofmonsters 5 comments the most fantastic thing about writing this blog is i learned something i never ever knew while conducting the research for this particular article did you know some frogs actually have teeth i was very surprised by that fact having grown up in the country my little brother ricky and i often found ourselves tasked with providing our own entertainment there were no local parks to walk to all in all there just were not many fun activities for us to participate in we had to create things to do one of our favorite games we invented was one we called who can catch the most frogs armed with nothing more than empty five gallon buckets we simply walked all around the yard to see who could capture the most frogs and toads when we felt we had gathered as many frogs as we could we would take the buckets to the middle of the sidewalk and gently dump the frogs out to see who had caught the most it was very hard trying to count the little critters as they were jumping all around but it sure was fun trying we usually ended up laughing so hard that we wound up having to call it a tie had i known these cute little seemingly harmless creatures could have bitten me if they had chosen to do so i doubt that i would have been so carefree in my handling of them apparently fortunately for me and ricky they must seldom ever bite humans i have read that they mostly only use their teeth to catch prey with frogs can however give humans salmonella there are also some poisonous frogs such as poison dart frogs and pickerel frogs which look almost identical to toads that have toxins they emit through their skin which can be fatal to humans so as with most animals it is best to simply observe them in their natural setting without handling them with the exotic pet trade industry running rampant here in the usa one can never quite be certain what sort of frog may be jumping about in their yard it could be an abandoned or escaped exotic and possibly toxic frog that was one of your neighbors pets it s sort of like poison ivy it is just best to let it be i have to admit though prior to writing this article i have been guilty of picking up any frog or toad that i have come into contact with simply because they are so daggoned cute it s going to be a hard habit to break i just simply adore amphibians i don t understand how anybody could not i think it is because they have a mouth that always looks as though they are smiling cunningly deceptive cuteness perhaps salamanders also have the same sort of mouths i wonder if they have teeth as well i reckon i shall find that out if i ever get around to writing my blog about the kappa yet i digress now enough of my random scattered thoughts and on to today s blog post dun dun dun the loveland frogmen is perhaps one of the cutest cryptid stories i have ever come across i really like this legend because it gives credence to my belief that most legends are indeed based on fact the human mind when confronted with an unfamiliar sight will often try to come up with a logical explanation for the sighting our brains like to try to associate things we are familiar with to new things we may happen to encounter for example if i were to see an okapi running loose in my backyard had i never heard of or seen an okapi i would most likely think it was a combination of three different animals that i am very familiar with the zebra the giraffe and the deer as i would start sharing the details of my encounter with my friends the legend of a monster perhaps named the zebgirdeer would most likely soon be born cases of mistaken identity are quite often a logical explanation for many monster sightings i believe that is probably the case with this story yet anything is possible i will simply share the story with you and let you form your own opinion in may of 1955 a respected and reliable businessman in loveland ohio located about 3 and a half hours southeast of me while driving reported seeing three very odd creatures off to the side of the road at around three o clock in the morning the man reportedly pulled over and watched the monsters for about three to four minutes he described them as being three to four feet tall frog like in appearance with leathery skin webbed hands and feet and wrinkles where there should have been hair on their very froggish looking heads he also reported one of them appeared to have some sort of wand with sparks flying out the end of it i have a perhaps outlandish who s to say theory about the wand my first instinct having only read this much of the story was that the alleged frogmen were perhaps escaped pet oop out of place lizards the wand the man saw in my opinion could have actually been the lizard s long tongue with the sparks being fireflies the little fellow was catching with its tongue the man had probably never heard of exotic pet lizards this was after all long before the information age the internet had not been invented and large lizards are not native to ohio it seems perfectly logical that this man would have compared the creatures he saw with something which is more than plentiful in this area of the world frogs there were a few other very reliable sightings of very similar animals reported in march of 1972 all the sightings were reported by police officers on march 3 1972 at around one o clock in the morning a policeman on riverside road saw what he thought was a dog run in front of his car he slammed on his brakes to avoid hitting the animal he said it was then that he noticed this creature was no dog he reported it stood up on two legs and ran over the guardrail and into the river he said it looked like a frog but was much taller he described the animal as being three to four feet tall very frog like in appearance and weighing an estimated 50 to 75 pounds another officer went to investigate the sight later that day and reported that there were scratches on the guardrail a couple of weeks later officer mark matthews saw what he thought was a dead animal laying in the road hoping to prevent an accident the officer got out of his car to move the carcass to the side of the road he reported that the creature then lurched forward towards him he shot at it and watched as the strange beast then stepped over the guardrail and managed to escape officer matthew s description of the frogman varied from the others only in the fact that he stated the creature had a tail he explained that he believed the animal was a pet lizard that had somehow been separated from its owner hey that s what i thought too lol i need to study lizard behavior more in depth though to form a better opinion what i wonder is why the animals seemed to be so drawn to the guardrails and why climb over reportedly twice rather than duck under the rail i also have to wonder why all the sightings took place at night aren t cold blooded reptiles largely diurnal also march is typically a very cold month here in indiana as well as ohio with the exception of these small details everything else i ve read so far seems to point to the frogmen being lizards i am not aware of any other sightings except for one rumor that either a man saw a frogman riding a bicycle or a man riding a bicycle saw a frogman it s very unclear which actually the case was the details of that sighting are rather sketchy confusing and unreliable and perhaps better left unmentioned there are several reptiles which are very popular household pets that could account for these sightings the savannah monitor lizard is native to africa these little fellows can grow as large as three and a half to five feet long chameleons bearded dragons and geckos are also very popular pets these days as well komodo dragon monitor lizards are much larger animals that live in the indonesian islands of komodo rinca flores gill motang and padar this is not a likely suspect due to the fact that these lizards are classified as being a vulnerable to endangered species it is illegal to own them as pets komodo dragons are absolutely awesome animals komodos can grow to be ten feet long weighing as much as 150 pounds go go godzilla lol on a serious note though they have been known to attack people as well they are rather shy in nature and prefer to avoid contact with humans however there are occasionally a few rogue animals that lose their fear of humans people have been killed by these lizards speaking of godzilla i know the size of the next creature i am mentioning definitely rules this one out as a suspect for the frogmen megalania looks just like a komodo dragon only twice as large however megalania is thought to have gone extinct over 50 000 years ago this dinosaur was according to varied scientific estimates anywhere from 15 to 23 feet long weighing anywhere from 750 to 1370 pounds this creature used to roam freely in southern australia according to a handful of residents there is a possibility that it may still exist i will discuss that possibility in an upcoming blog post for now i should probably just stick to the frog thing there could also be one other likely explanation the frogmen could have been one species of frog that is known to exist the goliath frog is native to cameroon and equatorial guinea this amazing amphibian can grow to a length of twelve and a half inches from nose to bum or three feet if the legs are stretched out it can weigh as much as almost eight pounds when fully grown however these frogs do not have tails goliath frogs are an endangered species i should hope that pet shop owners would not be sel...