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ly thinking about having one drink no this event would be on the scale of a rotary club event or a boy scout jamboree or sarah palin book signing in areas without the internet this party was to be huge and everyone everyone was expected to be there i couldn t say no but there were a few moments when i regretted not thinking it over more this event was planned to the hilt there were performances speeches pre arranged actions and movements everything you d expect from a formal gathering there was even a printed program with my grandma s picture on the front it wasn t hosted in someone s converted garage no for this shindig we had an entire church including the kitchen and fellowship hall this thing was major as with any major event there were jobs for everyone it wasn t enough for me to simply attend i was a part of the entertainment too i was to help escort grandma to her seat and give a speech on behalf of the children grandchildren and great grands no sweat talking is something i can do effortlessly like failing a math quiz my sister was slated to sing my young cousin gave a speech and so on just about everybody had a job to do bearing in mind that my family is very devout in its christianity most of the event was centered around religion and its role in my grandmother s life and on the family i m not a churchgoer but i was growing up so i m accustomed to the pomp and circumstance that goes along with the religutainment ree lidge oo tayne munt that surrounds our usual festivities however sometimes life throws you curveballs and it s up to you to stop laughing long enough to hit em when i looked at the event program i noticed that one of the scheduled events was something called praise dancing to be performed by a person i didn t know and as we proceeded through all of the speakers and well wishers i got more curious about that one line in the program because i genuinely didn t know what that could possibly mean my great aunt grandma s sister introduced the young lady who would be performing this routine lauding her ability to evoke the holy spirit and to personify the word of god through her dance i was intrigued allow me to set the scene for you if you will imagine a young woman around 25 26 wearing a choir robe and white gloves but with no accompanying choir watch her as she walks alone to the front of the church carrying a cd that she inserts into a little boombox that had already been pre set for her imagine her standing in front of my grandmother eyes closed listening to the song on the cd as it progresses through the introductory chords and notes note in your mind that she is not holding a microphone note damian noticing that she is not holding a microphone and the confusion on his face as he wonders if she ll melt his face off by singing at a decibel level that would liquefy granite hear the music moving into the first verse observe the fact that the young is not singing as you might have assumed pay attention to her as she begins miming the song i ll repeat that because i bet it flew right by you she starting miming as in doing mime like activities in conjunction to and in phase with the lyrics of the song yes like this but with 64 more church not knowing what to expect with respect to praise dancing still did not prepare my mind for this she began acting out the song s lyrics and message in a highly animated fashion oh and she was lip synching the song too not singing it aloud mouthing the words to the song as she pantomimed them to the audience if the song said reach your arms to heaven she reared back and stretched her arms to the ceiling if it said he saved me from sin she would wrap her arms around herself then point to her own chest then sweep her hands toward the ground to represent sin and if the song said he died on the cross she yeah she did she stretched out her arms hands dangling with her head lolling off to one side i think her tongue might ve been sticking out too i was flummoxed and honestly i wanted to laugh really really bad but i was sitting on the front row right in front of her and right next to my grandmother and mother so i couldn t just bust a gut without ramifications as this young lady continued her performance by running down the aisle at mach 2 i took the opportunity to scan the crowd to gauge other people s reactions to this i mean maybe i m the crazy one it s utterly possible as i scanned faces i saw a mixture of reactions some were crying some looked bemused some were scowling some were smiling and thoroughly enjoying it evidently this form of expression is not only known it s condoned and liked by many people i made eye contact with one of my cousins while watching the praise mime and our nonverbal 10 second ocular conversation went something like this me are you seeing this have i gone mad her yeah i see it me is this the way this should be or is she having some sort of fit her i think this is the correctly planned arrangement of activities me i wonder what time my flight is in the morning this performance went on for nearly 8 minutes with the lady even pantomiming the vocal flourishes that good gospel singers do while singing and i sat there stone faced thinking of the economy or orange chicken or anything that would stop me from busting out laughing later that night i gently asked my mom what she thought of it she indicated that it was entertaining i held my tongue i may be going to hell for laughing in my head but i didn t want to go with my mom s handprint upside my head i m stupid but not crazy peace the hand that rocks absolutely nothing yet january 23 2011 in general by dark damian 8 comments it s been just about 2 months since the incident or as i like to call it the i really want to install a vibrating titanium hook event and it s been about 6 weeks since my surgery things are moving along slowly but positively since one of my resolutions is to post more and since i m also lazy as hell i m going to do a pictorial update of my wound warning some of the pictures are a bit rough if pictures of scars wounds stitches other freaky things upset you then don t watch discovery health channel and don t look at the pics i m about to post you have been warned pre surgery here s where ol lefty was after the incident but before the surgery the er in sc works on cp time the initial injury is a horizontal gash starting above the thumb and moving toward the palm lucky for you it was covered in steri strips so that you can t witness the carnage beneath the other areas are additional bites scrapes cuts and whatnot righty feeling neglected and sad my right arm had some punctures scratches and abrasions too so i threw that pic up to show the whole story did i mention it all hurt like hell no well it did post surgery after the surgery i was rockin the lovely and stylish and completely comfortable half cast half ace bandage look this is what i wore in multiple airports as i made my way through multiple airports on my way to fargo nd and back again one week after surgery not shown joy happiness glee comfort airports are funny in the dallas airport they swabbed the cast bandage which i will hereafter refer to as my castage ran the little swab through the mystical terrorist bomb and really bad chemical detector gadget and waved me on through in minneapolis they did nothing in fargo they pulled me aside and did the swab thing though to be fair they may have pulled me aside because i was black in north dakota and waved me on through then there was denver apparently the guys in denver s lovely airport of the endless concourses and giant blue balled horse statues were bored when i passed through they noticed my situation and reacted as though they finally found an opportunity to use that 1 day training they got 6 months prior they made me identify my belongings without touching them then they ushered me into a small separate room where some sort of contraption lived all this was done in a very pleasant environment the tsa guys were friendly and talkative asking me about the injury and telling me their own harrowing tales of canine terror all while scanning me and all my crap with some radio wave thing that s supposed to find bombs and dirty magazines and tooth decay it was bizarre and annoying because my gate was b61 anyone who has ever flown to and from denver can tell you why that s bad the bataan death march so wasting time with the call of duty black ops wannabes wasn t at the top of my to do list moving on occupational therapy after my post op doctor s visit he thankfully removed the castage so that i could be fitted with something sexier to begin occupational therapy not to be confused with physical therapy which apparently is unemployed in my short few moments of castless bliss i snapped this lovely photo this is just after the very cute but very sadistic nurse removed my stitches minus the topical anesthesia it won t hurt she said she lied hard it looks like i m carrying a caterpillar to a picnic or something but as you can see the plastic surgeon saw my wound and raised it by two other incisions going toward the index finger and thumb this he did to locate and reconnect the severed nerve endings and to try to clean up the tendon damage and apparently to practice his backward zorro signature after my first visit to occupational therapy i got to wear this hot little number for a few weeks black sock worn as a gauntlet sold separately i wore this bad boy day and night taking it off only to shower or to do therapy and let me tell you folks therapy is hard i have a good bit of scar tissue in my finger and palm and the tendon thinks that it s kwanzaa and refuses to work full time preventing me from moving my finger correctly 3 days per week i go through torture flexing and stretching and bending and grabbing and generally doing any and everything to make the fingers move correctly and to rebuild strength and nerve sensitivity i would call it fun and relaxing but if i did i m afraid my left hand would punch me dead in the mouth for lying to you but it s paying off when i started therapy i could barely move my index finger half an inch in any direction after a month of intense therapy i m out of the splint 80 of the time and i can now do this you can t see me sweating and shaking while doing this hell yes obviously i still have a ways to go but this is progress happiness is doled out by the teaspoon not by the pound today here s what the hand looks like today what scar seriously it s amazing what doctors can do now when i finally cleaned it up and removed all the gross dead skin i was genuinely shocked at what i saw after seeing the caterpillar hand i figured i d have to wear a glove like luke skywalker for a while just to avoid grossing people out but this this is downright pretty by comparison a hideous deformation has diminished to an interesting conversation piece now pictures are deceiving i still can t play the bass yet and though it looks like it s better i would scream like a howler monkey if anything hit that palm area with any force yesterday morning the doctor was checking it out and tapping it with his fingers as he was making a point it took a lot of effort not to throw his monitor at him cause that just plain hurts but all in all i can t complain after all i m typing this post with two hands that s progress peace 2010 in review january 2 2011 in general by dark damian 3 comments thank you for a great year everyone one of my resolutions is to post more hold me to that the stats helper monkeys at wordpress com mulled over how this blog did in 2010 and here s a high level summary of its overall blog health the blog health o meter reads wow crunchy numbers a helper monkey made this abstract painting inspired by your stats a boeing 747 400 passenger jet can hold 416 passengers this blog was viewed about 13 000 times in 2010 that s about 31 full 747s in 2010 there were 15 new posts growing the total archive of this blog to 384 posts there were 3 pictures uploaded taking up a total of 151kb the busiest day of the year was july 15th with 116 views the most popular post that day was mel gibson s predictive text where did they come from the top referring sites in 2010 were darkdamian com betarandi805 blogspot com greenapplemartini net weekendsoff blogspot com and google reader some visitors came searching mostly for jillian micheals lil kim ass nancy kerrigan lil kim thong and taylor swift attractions in 2010 these are the posts and pages that got the most views in 2010 1 mel gibson s predictive text july 2010 6 comments 2 jillian micheals can bite me january 2009 10 comments 3 i said a hip a hop a hibbit a hibbity april 2009 8 comments 4 pope benedict darth sidious december 2006 5 the mystery of taylor swift february 2010 11 comments almost current street smarts the illustrated guide to proper baconage volume 2 praise miming the hand that rocks absolutely nothing yet 2010 in review instincts bear sweaters dark 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