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ahood has also taken a strong strand investigating texting and other driving distractions mr bloch of the automobile club reports that since the cell phone ban in california the citations issued by the chp alone represents about 6 percent of all moving violation citations hand held cell phone use appears to have crept up slowly over the months but contrary to a general perception of much higher usage it s still far lower than it was before the law took effect well ok then but i still see a lot of people using their cell phones inviting an accident to happen obviously if you catch someone doing this get as far away from them as possible or call 911 or honk like hell update after posting this video at you tube click here the bandwidth on my news site exploded thousands of viewers seeking the full context of the video s creation came over here blowing past the standard settings on my photo hosting account temporarily knocking down many images this problem has now been permanently resolved i wish to make clear that i was not the first person to post this video the major difference is that my version is authorized by its makers to be posted on my own you tube channel and is the only one that provides news and other information about how the film came to be many production artists and creative talents in the u k who deserve due credit for its creation have rightly expressed irritation about losing control of their film to the internet i wish to correct some of that now this 30 minute drama is available in additional snippets which have been largely ignored compared to the video of the crash itself but can be seen by visiting the work posted by film editor richard jon micklewright who worked on this production with producer director peter watkins hughes and goes by the handle richardjonm at you tube i encourage you to visit his video channel where you will find the crash video clip production credits and his contact information parenthetically it also also features my own verbatim introductory words and phrasing with my permission presented in my standard news summary format you will also find a series of tasters which are equivalent to the word teasers in the united states from the drama that surrounds the four minute crash video clip my only role was to frame the video s titanic importance for the very news column you re reading in order to point out the woeful lack of comprehensive bans against the use of cell phones in cars in many states here in the u s my intent is to call attention to a problem that when corrected will serve the greater good original material 2009 2012 by david kusumoto communications posted by prtoday at 8 21 pm 5 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest labels cell phone cow david kusumoto driving mobile phone newport school of art media and design peter watkins hughes psa texting wales friday september 23 2011 one year later the book version of san diego s viral hit is still a ny times bestseller update september 23 2011 the book above has been 1 for eleven of the last 72 weeks on the new york times bestsellers list the book finally dropped out of the top 25 on september 18 2011 the cbs television series my dad says which debuted in september 2010 to mostly poor reviews was cancelled in may 2011 on may 4 2010 sh my dad says the r rated social media phenomenon that began in august 2009 on twitter attracting millions of followers as it moved to facebook and to other social media platforms around the world entered the rarefied air of the printed page it books an imprint of harper collins released a 176 page hardcover version of s my dad says filled with hilarious and sometimes poignant stories supplemented by only a few of the more than 100 profane ribald and politically incorrect quips posted on twitter and uttered by samuel sam halpern the 74 year old father of justin halpern of san diego the book does not replicate nor re hash what s available online it is a stand alone product a memoir of sorts filled with short chapters whereby son justin provides the back story about his relationship with his father the publisher s marketing notes describe the book as an all american tale that unfolds on the little league field in denny s during excruciating family road trips and most frequently in the halperns kitchen over bowls of grape nuts while some of the quips seen on twitter do re appear the book is filled with fresh material it is an equally hilarious but more fully formed and surprisingly touching collection of stories that paint an almost loving picture of what it was like for justin to grow up in the shadow of his brainy and brutally blunt father justin s story has been told numerous times and is available at so many other online venues the best in my view was published last year in the los angeles times that i m not going to get into an in depth recap of how he got here today in short after being dumped by his girlfriend in los angeles justin halpern now 29 founder of the humor website holy taco and a senior writer for maxim com moved back with his parents in san diego on august 4 2009 he began posting a string of outrageous quips spun by his father some dating back to justin s own childhood to a twitter account which in turn spread virally capturing the attention of celebrities literary agents and entertainment producers justin s father sam who s described as being like socrates but angrier and with worse hair is a retired scientist from the university of california san diego he s not only corrosively blunt but he s also according to the los angeles times reported to be extremely protective of his privacy refusing all requests for interviews whatever else we might want to know about this secretive but sometimes hilariously crude man can only come through his adoring son who describes his dad as awesome my dad went to medical school justin halpern told the times in february he lectured at harvard he s expletive deleted way smarter than i could ever hope to be sample quips from justin s dad look at that dog s rear you can tell by the dilation of his a that he s going to take a s soon see there it goes oh please you practically invented lazy people should have to call you and ask for the rights to lazy before they use it you ranked the 25 christmas presents you want in order of how much you want them are you insane i said tell me what you want for christmas i didn t ask you to make a f college football poll i m sitting in one of those tgi friday s places and everyone looks like they want to shove a shotgun in their mouth your brother brought his baby over this morning he told me it could stand it couldn t stand for sh just sat there big let down why am i going to pay 200 for a plane ticket so a six year old can see a wedding you think that s a moment he cares about two years ago he was still sh his pants the worst thing you can be is a liar okay fine yes the worst thing you can be is a nazi but then number two is liar nazi one liar two my flight lands at 9 30 on sunday you want to watch what what the f is mad men well i m going to be a mad man if you don t pick me the hell up the thing most surprising to me as a reader are passages in the book that illustrate the humanity of justin s dad there are numerous father to son conversations whereby justin s dad almost surreptitiously dispenses advice based on his own experiences with the business of living and being a parent for example when justin forgets to meet his dad to help tend the garden and decides instead to have a fun time with pals in mexico dad is at first enraged screaming that he almost called the cops then he calms down motions justin over and in a rare display of open affection grabs and bear hugs his son and says you dumb s i can t wait until you have a kid of your own and you have to worry about what happens to him you never stop worrying about your children it sucks you watch what you get into because this is your life this bulls right here more quips from justin s dad while watching schindler s list what do you want you want me to pass you some candy they re throwing people in the f gas chamber and you want a skittles how the f should i know if the food s gone bad eat it you get sick it wasn t good you people you think i got microscopic f eyes you re being f dramatic you own a tv and an air mattress that s not exactly what i d call a lot to lose i wanted to see detroit win i ve been there it looks like god took a s on a parking lot they deserve some good news remember how you used to make fun of me for being bald no i m not gonna make a joke i ll let your mirror do that give your mother the front seat i don t give a s if she said you could have it that s what she s supposed to do and you re supposed to say no i insist you think i m gonna drive around with my wife in the backseat and a nine year old in the front you re a crazy son of a b in my view the greatest of ironies one that has been missed by many observers amid the fun and frivolity about a cantankerously funny old man is this it s not about how popular samuel halpern has become it s about how we accept and laugh more readily at off color remarks coming from a senior citizen my theory is because we enter and exit this world in diapers we re reflexively more tolerant of people who are very young or very old than we are of people who are in the middle we know this to be true because if sam halpern was a 30 year old man he wouldn t be as funny it s not just his words that make us howl it s the fact that they re coming from a 74 year old man to whom we ve given more latitude to say or do whatever he wants we give him a pass a badge of wisdom for seeing it all conversely for a toddler we impart an aura of innocence and cuteness onto a being who s seen very little in sum we tend to let the very young and the very old get away with things that we d never allow from others more pearls of wisdom from justin s dad i don t give a s how it happened the window is broken wait why is there syrup everywhere okay you know what now i give a s how it happened let s hear it so he called you a homo big deal there s nothing wrong with being a homosexual no i m not saying you re a homosexual j s s chr st now i m starting to see why this kid was giving you s why the f would i want to live to 100 i m 73 and sh s starting to get boring by the way there s no money left when i go just fyi you need to flush the toilet more than once no you you specifically need to you know what use a different toilet this is my toilet sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser and you don t realize until later that it s because it f you can we talk later the news is on well if you have tuberculosis it s not gonna get any worse in the next 30 minutes j s s a parent s only as good as their dumbest kid if one of them wins a nobel prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker you ve failed why are we more forgiving of senior citizens delivering off color remarks in fact there are educated answers that go beyond our own sense of intuition dr michael mantell a clinical psychologist author television correspondent and columnist for san diego magazine and a former chief psychologist for children s hospital and health center of san diego and the san diego police department believes this phenomenon is partially rooted in a fundamental respect for elders that many still have in society those who don t have it dr mantell says are not tolerant of seniors and are likely not tolerant of people who are younger as well we tend to equate seniors with our grandparents and again for those of us who have positive living relationships our sense of respect for them continues even more gems from justin s dad on finishing last in the 50 yard dash it kinda looked like you were being attacked by a bunch of bees or something then when i saw the fat kid with the watch who was timing you start laughing well i ll just say it s never a good sign when a fat kid laughs at you you re like a tornado of bulls right now we ll talk again after your bulls dies out over someone else s house i need to change clothes wow that s big talk coming from someone who looks like they robbed a mervyn s if mom calls tell her i m sh g son marriage is about not having to lie about taking a s happy birthday i didn t get you a present oh mom got you one well that s from me then too unless it s sh y mom is smarter than you no well ask yourself this has mom ever unknowingly had toilet paper hanging out of her a mom 1 you 0 no tell em we re not doing christmas dinner at a casino don t be an a about it but tell them why it s a f stupid idea meanwhile as you read these words the latest chapter in the saga of s___ my dad says has come to an end justin halpern who co wrote and co produced the television sit com version of his twitter feed with william shatner playing justin s dad was cancelled last month by cbs the show just wasn t any good situation comedies featuring curmudgeonly parents have been a television staple for decades it was too much to ask the television series to defy the stark reality that there was only so much funny that could be squeezed out of this formula and more specifically from justin s dad so how much longer will the sh my dad says phenomenon last with the death of the television show i can t help thinking this is just a passing fad a bright star that will quickly fade so i ll stop thinking about it for now we already know few things last forever we don t know whether sam halpern is a passing fad or a potential institutional fixture on the landscape of american humor so let s just sit back and enjoy the moment and see how long we can continue to be lifted by our own gales of laughter original material 2010 2012 by david kusumoto communications posted by prtoday at 3 16 pm 3 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest labels book deal david kusumoto facebook harper collins humor justin halpern sam halpern samuel halpern san diego shit my dad says shit my dad says book twitter tuesday july 19 2011 men vs women and their material things bringing back an oldie just because it was a hit before the real reason is it will give me more time to outline and finish my next news post until then i don t usually comment on the quality of television commercials but ten months have gone by and i m still laughing the heineken spot below is fantastic because it illustrates in a dynamic and humorous way the different values men and women place on material things the commercial is entirely in dutch except for the end logo and has aired unaltered on american television and is often seen on espn and during sporting events since its original debut in late 2008 its viral version on you tube has been viewed nearly 3 million times it has spawned two sequels by heineken itself as well as a number of knock offs a simple english translation of what the woman in the black dress says 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