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iamdaniel skip to main skip to sidebar iamdaniel nice to be emo thursday march 19 2009 cows traditional corporation you have two cows you sell one and bought a baby bull nurse and feed it well they mate your herd multiplies and the economy grows you invest kept the gains into the country reserve you sell them and everyone retire on the income an american corporation you have two cows you mortgage both of them to the bank obtain investment for two more cows then re mortgage the investment the four cows for eight cows and continue to do likewise the financial market was flooding with mortgages investments in cow s assets no one knows where who owned the original 2 cow s then these 2 original cows grew old eventually died you are surprised when there s no asset to back up the mortgage or repay the loan finally you ask the govt to bail out the collapse financial cow s market a french corporation you have two cows you go on strike because you want three cows a japanese corporation you have two cows you redesign them so they are one tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk you then create clever cow cartoon images called cowkimon and market them world wide a german corporation you have two cows you re engineer them so they live for 100 years eat once a month and milk themselves a british corporation you have two cows both are mad an italian corporation you have two cows but you don t know where they are you break for lunch a swiss corporation you have 5 000 cows and none of which belong to you you charge others for storing them a chinese corporation you have two cows you have 300 people milking them you claim full employment and high bovine productivity you have the newsman who reported on the numbers arrested an indian corporation you have two cows you worship them a singaporean corporation you have two cows one cow peh and one cow bu and last but not least a malaysian corporation you have two cows you signed a 40 year contract to supply milk at rm0 06 per litre then midway through you raised the price to rm0 60 or you cut the supply when the buyer agrees to the new price you change your mind again and now want rm1 20 the buyer decided you can keep the milk and they go look for milk that comes from recycled cows or the cow urine instead your two cows retire together with the prime minister posted by daniel lee at 7 55 am 2 comments thursday march 12 2009 for some reason i thought this was hilarious mayflower left a grey shetland pony grazes near salt marshes by the river test near southampton england fire crews have been called in four times to rescue a pony apparently stuck in the river s mud only to find that the animal simply has short legs mayflower who has been nicknamed shorty could appear to be trapped because it was half the height of other nearby ponies from http www themalaysianinsider com posted by daniel lee at 8 39 am no comments thursday january 08 2009 thoughts 1 life s too short to spend it complaining posted by daniel lee at 8 59 am 1 comment labels reflections monday january 05 2009 quote for 2009 it s not what you achieve but who you become posted by daniel lee at 5 57 pm no comments labels reflections resolutions sunday november 23 2008 heheheheheh posted by daniel lee at 11 23 pm 2 comments labels stupid moments tuesday november 11 2008 runaway and hide and cry i want to posted by daniel lee at 9 01 am 2 comments labels reflections friday november 07 2008 on epf saving for retirement following today s new annoucement on the automatic reduction of our epf contributions from 11 to 8 further proving the incompetence of our current govt we shall all have increase it back up to 11 on our own again to all the readers of this blog please do yourself a favour and increase your epf contribution back up to 11 cos honestly 11 is really not enough too apparently you can download the form from the epf website www kwsp gov my but at the time of writing the website can t be loaded surprise 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