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hare we ve been busy curating a collection of mind bending tales that will take you on a journey through the extraordinary and the downright weird let s dive in what s coming up september 2023 vampire of the sun by s t cartlegde imagine welcoming a new baby only to find that a vampire infant from outer space crash landed in your backyard yes you read that right vampire of the sun takes parenthood to the next level with a slice of life drama that explores the meaning of family in the most unusual circumstances get ready for a tale that ll leave you questioning what it truly means to hold on to the ones you love even when the odds are astronomically stacked against you preorder now october 2023 the overlooked by simon oré molina illustrated by roman dirge remember the overlook hotel it s not done haunting your nightmares join teddy and hellen grady two sisters who ve made the haunted hotel their home this unique tale unveils the mystery of a little blond boy who shouldn t be there and the chilling secrets that lurk in the hotel s shadows the overlooked is a must read for grownups who revel in the strange and the uncanny preorder now november 2023 why i married a clown girl from the dimension of death by carlton mellick iii step right up to a romantic comedy like no other why i married a clown girl from the dimension of death takes your average fear of clowns and turns it into a rollercoaster of love and terror timothy s phobia is the only thing keeping him alive in a world overrun by deadly clowns but when he falls for the cute and sweet clown girl puppy caterpillars he soon realizes that his nightmares might be closer to reality than he thought preorder coming soon what you might ve missed july 2023 glass children by carlton mellick iii the glass children delicate and fragile are shaping the future of our world literally these beings made of glass are emotionally and physically as delicate as they come dive into a thought provoking journey that questions what happens when a society adjusts to accommodate the most delicate among us buy now june 2023 echo by john urbancik echo takes you through a mirror into a world of charcoal chalk and neon magic intertwines with pathos as two stories echo each other revealing different outcomes in the same locations a through the looking glass story that will keep you hooked from page one buy now may 2023 you always try to kill me in your dreams by carlton mellick iii dreams are supposed to be safe right not for elias who s thrust into a world where dreams can be deadly a thrilling journey awaits you in a post pandemic world filled with the tension of surviving not just reality but the nightmares that come with it buy now april 2023 little miss apocalypse by danger slater teens prom and a missile hidden in a girl s well you ll have to read it to find out little miss apocalypse is a wicked blend of teen rom com and the bizarre where irreverence meets coming of age in the most hilarious ways buy now october 2022 the girl with the barbed wire hair by carlton mellick iii meet the girl who s part human part monster and all captivating the girl with the barbed wire hair is a story of love and vengeance where a broken soul will do whatever it takes to hold onto the very thing that terrifies her buy now may 2022 goblins on the other side by carlton mellick iii welcome to heaven where perfection is the norm but follow the rules because even in paradise negativity is a ticket to the unknown goblins on the other side is a tale that ll keep you wondering what lies beyond the rules and the familiar buy now thanks for being awesome and supporting independent art stay weird stay curious and keep an eye out for more tales from eraserhead press where the extraordinary is just a page turn away category bizarro fiction tags bizarro fiction eraserhead press new releases posted on july 29 2021 by danger slater leave a comment new release full metal octopus by carlton mellick iii welcome to grub town the most corrupt city in america a place where gutter punk mermaids swim in sewage filled canals fairy prostitutes hang in birdcages on every street corner and yakuza elves run everything behind the scenes eliot is the most beautiful fairy in all of the city with his dazzling emerald green butterfly wings that make everyone who sees them fall instantly in lust with him but it s more of a curse than a blessing forced to hide his wings in public in order to avoid the constant sexual harassment eliot only finds solace when visiting his friends at the snake pit lamia strip club or getting tattooed by the dark and mysterious half octopus woman named oona oona is the best tattooist in the city but she is a frightening woman three times eliot s size with nine foot tentacles that could choke a man to death in seconds but despite this fact eliot is desperately in love with her he s so infatuated with the octomaid that he gets new tattoos from her each and every week just to be closer to her addicted to having her artwork permanently embedded into his skin but when eliot accidentally murders the only heir to the elf yakuza crime family in oona s tattoo shop they are forced to go on the run together hoping to avoid the wrath of the most dangerous man in town with everyone in the city out to get them they can only rely on each other if they have any hope for survival like if quentin tarantino played with monster high dolls full metal octopus is a return to mellick s pulpy gritty bizarro style previously seen in the cannibals of candyland armadillo fists and clownfellas for almost 20 years carlton mellick iii has been writing some of the strangest and most compelling novels the bizarro fiction genre has to offer described as one of the top 40 science fiction writers under the age of 40 by the guardian and one of the most original novelists working today by extreme horror legend edward lee mellick returns with an erotic urban fantasy crime novel about love and violence sex and sexuality oppression and overcoming impossible odds buy now amazon barnes and noble bookshop org powell s books indiebound about the author carlton mellick iii is the wonderland book award winning author of over 45 novels including quicksand house bio melt cuddly holocaust and warrior wolf women of the wasteland among others in 2013 he was named one of the top 20 science fiction writers under the age of 40 by the guardian uk categories bizarro bizarro fiction carlton mellick iii new release portland tags bizarro bizarro fiction carlton mellick iii eraserhead press new releases posted on july 1 2021 by eraserheadpress leave a comment new release snap crackle fuck you by simon oré molina welcome to cerealand a place where adults can relive their childhood desire while indulging in their most perverted fantasies our rides are x rated our cereal is alcoholic and our mascots aren t just people in suits they are genetically mutated and reshaped into your favorite cereal mascots isn t that amazing at cerealand we are committed to making your experience as nostalgically hedonistic as possible something is rotten in cereal land and it s not just the rancid milk fountains things have been going downhill at the amusement park ever since the three daughters of captain crunch took over rides have been breaking down attendance is low and strange new mascots are showing up in the park none of this would bother lucky the leprechaun so much except for the fact that he thinks something might have happened to his ex girlfriend who s gone missing something to do with all the strange businessmen that have been wandering the park lately something to do with the security soggies showing up in strange places teaming up with sugar bear a leather daddy who helped design the park with captain crunch lucky hits the back alleys of cerealand forcing himself to confront his own demons and past as he ventures deeper into the milky mystery surrounding the disappearance of the toucan sam he once loved snap crackle fuck you is part of a complete breakfast buy now amazon barnes noble bookshop org powell s books indiebound about the author simon oré molina is an imaginary friend for hire and a lover of snacks born in montreal canada to a moroccan father and mexican mother he s a morocanexican he now lives in los angeles ca where he works as head of development at starburns industries an animation studio in burbank he is also the founder of sbi press where he has produced over 20 albums on limited edition cassette tape including dan harmon s rap album angelyne s meditation tape cosmic gods chuck tingle s guide to the tingleverse museum and rosetta stone for cats and edited graphic novels books such as trent by dino stamatopoulos and the crawling king by einar baldvin he co hosts saturday morning cartoons an animation mix tape show that plays monthly at the bob baker marionette theater in los angeles as well as is the co founder of el cine a non profit organization that promotes diversity in the arts and has screenings of latinx films with their creators he is left handed and therefore should be considered sinister categories bizarro bizarro fiction new release tags amusement park bizarro fiction mystery simon ore molina posted on june 10 2021 by eraserheadpress leave a comment space walrus by kevin l donihe on kindle space walrus by kevin l donihe on kindle https amzn to 3g9cf6p space the final frontier these are the voyages of a walrus meet walter he is the first walrus in a revolutionary space program someday his blubbery form will float past asteroids stars and planets as he journeys through the dark beyond to become a master of space but for now walter s dream is to win the heart of his lifelong love dr stephanie who happens to be the scientist assigned to conduct experiments on him the problem is dr stephanie does not love walter she views him as a test subject and nothing more to make matters worse dr stephanie appears to be in love with the abusive head scientist dr ron from wonderland book award winner kevin l donihe comes a tragic comedy of unrequited love and inspired determination now available on kindle categories bizarro fiction kindle posted on may 13 2021 by eraserheadpress leave a comment cover reveal not seeing is a flower by erhu kome we are proud to reveal the cover for the forthcoming book not seeing is a flower by erhu kome designed by matthew revert papercrisis get ready for powerful female bizarro fiction from nigeria coming august 2021 review copies and pre order coming soon bizarrofiction nigerianbizarro lovemagic moderfairytale nsiaf notseeingisaflower writersofnigeria categories bizarro fiction cover reveal posted on march 31 2021 march 31 2021 by eraserheadpress leave a comment new release widow of the amputation by robert guffey eraserhead press is proud to announce the release of widow of the amputation by robert guffey widow of the amputation other weird crimes is a collection of four novellas that explore the madness of murder through the warped lenses of urban noir science fiction horror and experimental fantasy about the stories in decay in amber a convicted rapist and murderer wakes up one morning to discover he is only six inches tall and floating down the middle of the l a river in a beer bottle in rocket city murder a police lieutenant has only twenty four hours to solve a brutal triple murder committed within the secretive confines of the bio warfare research lab known as micropolis in widow of the amputation the mythologies of various cultures collide as charles manson succeeds in busting out of corcoran penitentiary and in you might as well die a crime noir writer is led into a clever cat and mouse game intended to frame him for a murder he himself unknowingly devised along with cormac mccarthy guffey is my favorite modern fiction writer gary d rhodes author of the perils of movie going in america about the author robert guffey is a lecturer in the department of english at california state university long beach his most recent books are widow of the amputation and other weird crimes eraserhead press 2021 a collection of four novellas and a novel entitled bela lugosi s dead crossroad press 2021 find him on goodreads buy now amazon barnes noble bookshop org powell s books indiebound categories bizarro fiction new release robert guffey tags bizarro fiction crime noir posted on october 1 2020 by eraserheadpress leave a comment new release captain clive s dreamworld by jon bassoff eraserhead press is proud to announce the release of captain clive s dreamworld by jon bassoff after becoming the suspect in the death of a young woman deputy sam hardy is reassigned to the town of angels and hope which within its borders holds the once magnificent amusement park captain clive s dreamworld when he arrives however hardy notices some strange happenings the park is essentially empty of customers none of the townsfolk ever seem to sleep and girls seem to be going missing with no plausible explanation as hardy begins investigating his own past is drawn into question by the town and he finds himself becoming more and more isolated the truth about the town and himself will lead him to understand that there s no such thing as a clean escape the twilight zone mixed with twin peaks mixed with dante s inferno jeffrey thomas buy now amazon barnes noble powell s books indie bound categories bizarro fiction new release tags crime detective horror jon bassoff mystery surreal themepark twin peaks posted on july 15 2020 july 16 2020 by eraserheadpress leave a comment limited edition eraserhead press logo t shirts available now we ve been getting requests to make our official logo t shirt available this design was previously only available to eraserhead press staff members but now through august 4th we re making this limited edition t shirt available for all show your support for eraserhead press and pick up one of these while they last standard t shirt or 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death razor blade sold separately...