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ethereal chaos skip to main skip to sidebar thursday march 5 2009 cabin i know it s been a while i m sorry to have kept you waiting but i ve been busy as you can see the best part is it s all mine and the banks i love it though it s a lot of work i m finally home ranted by rabidparadise at 12 29 pm 6 gimme love labels cabin tuesday january 20 2009 joe the polly parrot this is joe he or she since no one really knows is 24 years old my grandmother bought him in plano tx a few weeks after her last polly parrot flew out the kitchen window and managed to make it to a grouping of trees to fly away caged birds don t have the endurance required for long distance flights joe was only a baby and didn t even have any feathers at the time that she brought him home i ve grown up with this bird he s as much a part of my family as a favorite uncle would be and certainly my grandma s baby unfortunately we ve had to place my grandmother in a retirement community against my fathers wishes she doesn t want to be a burden even worse she can t have pets for the past several years this has been lurking in the shadows we knew it was time for her to leave her large house and be around people her age especially after she started having episodes of dementia calling the exterminator because of spiders the size of dinner plates and flying turtles who wanted to get her while she watched television the community that my grandmother chose doesn t allow pets even pets that have been with you for longer than some of your grandchildren have been alive so joe is coming to live with me it s bittersweet but i m happy about it i can remember being a little girl and knocking on my g ma s front door i d hear her call out come in jack my daddy and we d all go inside to find my grandmother out back in her garden or doing laundry in the back of the house because she s always been his mama it s her voice that he s learned to imitate and he does it with an uncanny likeness he ll be watching television with my dad and giggle in my grandmothers voice and say oh that s too funny or oh that makes me so proud he loves to eat whatever we eat and will call out from his perch hey is that good is it good hey hey is that good and won t stop until you give him a bite and let him find out for himself all of my grandparents are getting older and it s heartbreaking to see their age showing and to hear of the weekly visits to the doctor or see the bottles of pills lining my poppy s shelves having joe is like keeping a part of my grandma next to me all the time regardless of what happens i ll have her with me through joe and my children will hopefully take him after me at 25 he hasn t quite lived a quarter of his life span what a beautiful way for my grandmother to always live on ranted by rabidparadise at 12 03 pm 3 gimme love labels family memories wednesday january 14 2009 fleeing to the wilderness we ve fled the city i ll explain in full detail in a later post but i wanted to put something down now to let you all know that i m alive and well more than that i m happier i needed my parents the wilderness the river to remind me that i m not alone she s happier also the fresh air coupled with long walks on the riverbed when the dam is closed has created a louder more energetic and much giggle lier baby for me to enjoy the older turkeys are staying in the city with their dad until the end of the school year it was a heartbreaking decision but one i had to make i thought leaving colorado was the start of something new and realized rather quickly that it would take more than me to call it a success things happened that hindered my freedom my bank account my life and making it became my only goal i lost myself to emotions of anger sadness and desperation until i realized that going home didn t mean failure so here we are for now and do you know what it rocks totally well except for the badgers if anyone knows how to convince a family of angry bear like rodents to re locate i ll love you forever ranted by rabidparadise at 9 27 am 3 gimme love labels life saturday january 3 2009 kidnapped hello hi happy new year oh my goodness i ve missed you guys i think i ve mentioned that my darling baby is a demon cutest demon ever but oh my she took the cake on christmas day when she poured an entire cup of coffee on my keyboard before i had a chance to deal with that my parents and sister had conspired to force a vacation on me a vacation that included no internet cell phones or cable tv they thought they were helping little did they know i was having withdrawals from you guys super bad despite that i had a wonderful time new years eve was spent around a campfire listening to my brother in law play the guitar while all us redneck folks sang drunkenly to johnny cash merle haggard and all the old greats my parents have the baby out at the river and she s spending her days being spoiled rotten by her pawpaw i just got back home and have no children dogs or any other being here with me to distract me from getting some things done that can t wait but first i have to catch up with all of you i hope everyone had an amazing christmas morning and a wonderful new years celebration i ll write more on our great times later ranted by rabidparadise at 9 27 am 4 gimme love labels family life the folks turkeys monday december 22 2008 momma s boys so who watched momma s boys i didn t mean to i reserve my television for times where no turkeys will interrupt and i can really veg but tonight my jaw is 2 times it s normal size thanks to an impacted wisdom tooth that my dentist was positive didn t need to come out not the first time my x ray s have turned out to be liars so i happen to have antibiotics and vicodin here vicodin and i have a love hate relationship if it weren t addictive i might take it just to get my house clean don t know why but it makes me want to scour every inch of my house with bleach lysol it also makes me z o n e so i somehow got sucked into watching parts of the new tv show on nbc i wouldn t have cause i m so much stronger than that ya friggin right but i know one of those chicks they showed her face while she was speaking and she caught my eye from my place underneath the recliner where every dadgum dustbunny in the entire world goes to die her name is rana and it said she s from dallas but i m 99 sure she s really from edit you know there just might be a reason her real city wasn t listed so i took that part out i think that i worked with her at a restaurant called bahama breeze back in the day before i hooked up with the law firm before i hightailed my fanny to the mountains i m almost totally sure that i knew that chick and it made me feel kinda like a rockstar so wherever you are rana what s up chick i really want some coconut prawns right now thanks for the trip down memory lane and if i don t know you this is some freaky dream or someshizz i m sorry i won t stalk you i promise ps hostess i think man this is really gonna bug me pps i stole that picture from nbc s website please don t sue me ppps i would totally ruin my boys chances on that show poor girls wouldn t know what hit em ranted by rabidparadise at 10 23 pm 4 gimme love labels memories older posts home subscribe to posts atom need a coffee break check these out beanpaste chitown girl confessions of a pioneer woman cowboy boots basketball shoes it s lovely i ll take it jenny s happy life lucky pork mini meltdown momwhodrinksandcusses motherhood uncensored next door 2 my ex on a quirky quest renovation therapy the country doctor s wife the mills family the thoughts of a hopeful father the weekly vice blog archive 2009 4 march 1 cabin january 3 2008 75 december 16 november 16 october 14 september 29 2007 1 october 1 subscribe to me posts atom posts all comments atom all comments email nicole_payge yahoo com follow me bloggy award