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adventures in parent sitting posted in holidays real life with tags family parents vaca on april 5 2010 by jellybean my parents are awesome please don t get me wrong i love them to pieces however i do love them mostest when they re not in kansas they live in alabama make a road trip usually about once a year my pops step dad is in his 80s and my mom and cancer survivor is in her very late 60s this makes them old people and old people are awesome mostly the thing about my parents is that they usually go to bed at 6 30 p m yea the sun is still up and wake up at 4 a m i don t know why they just do you d think they were farmers or something but they re not just two retired active sorta senior citizens they are very set in their ways very vocal very opinionated they arrived saturday morning and as usual i was up early busting ass on my house before they arrived this is normal protocol because if one thing is dirty if there is one crumb one rug left unbeaten one corner not swept mopped disinfected oh i will hear about it then after i hear about it my siblings will most likely then hear about it as well needless to say having my parents here is exhausting even before they arrive not to mention that i have a new obnoxious puppy named astrid that my parents were meeting for the first time thankfully we had great weather i didn t have to follow astrid around cleaning up puppy paw prints each time she came in from outside that would have majorly sucked warning content of a somewhat graphic nature ahead so anyways they arrive i m comfortable with the condition of my house just know there isn t one thing they could possibly find an issue with right wrong the first thing my pops does is go to the bathroom because as he says it he really has to go because his bowels are a turnin no problem my bathroom is clean i point him in the direction of my nearest bathroom since this is also their first time at my new place about twenty minutes later my pops walks out and informs me that the water level on my toilet is too high ummm what at this point i m thinking he may have flooded my bathroom no worries i have a plunger and i know how to use it this isn t the case he goes on to explain that while he was sitting to do his business his ummm junk was touching the water um thanks pops for that so two things he s either uhh well equipped way to go mom or when you get old every freaking thing sags yea that s it every freaking thing sags ewww thanks for the graphic i just did not need good thing i have two bathrooms here pops try the other no go water is too high in there too so of course this means that i need thicker toilet seats or i need to get my manager out here asap on monday to fix this immediately no one else has had this issue pops but i ll get right on that not that was only the beginning best story i have for you guys in all honesty my parents are fun to have around in fact my pops is just like shitmydadsays but with less cursing he will not even hesitate to belch at the dinner table and follow it with not bad manners just good grub or whatever i haven t really mentioned my mom yet but i will mention her homemade fantasy fudge that is was delicious she made this fudge only an hour after telling me that i ve gained weight asked me if i was eating healthy sometimes they drive me nuts i just don t understand the logic behind their thoughts of course i wasn t allowed to help make the fudge after the bbq incident where she thought i was cross contaminating our food because i didn t run in to wash the spatula off right away after firing up the grill sigh someday i vow to impress her with my cooking also i washed my hands so many times over the course of the weekend that they are now so dry that they are actually starting to crack without full story here are some tidbits from my weekend because this blog post is already uber long the weather was absolutely gorgeous however my parents were freezing so i couldn t open my house up i tried watching elizabeth the movie and my parents insisted on watching it with me i m still uncomfortable watching sex scenes with my parents and this one had an orgy scene facepalm they taught my dog astrid to sing happy birthday now my dog won t stop barking at the most annoying moments i slept on the couch and gave them my room they still woke me up everyday at 4 a m even though the livingroom is opposite side of the house from my room kitchen i was forced to watch the weather channel gulp fox news until they felt they had a good handle on what was going on around them for the moment this morning they had meant to be on the road by 4 am they woke me up but didn t leave until well after 5 a m because they couldn t go until the coffee kicked in and they both had their morning stools there was no way i was going to get any sleep before i had to be up for work anyways overall it was a great visit and i m super glad it won t be repeated for another year 1 comment things i ve learned from twitter posted in twitter with tags kimberlee jellybean random twitter on october 22 2009 by jellybean twitter is down sometimes more than 7 times briefly in my workday i ve actually named the fail whale after seeing it so many times hello charlie having local strangers on your follow list sometimes turns into great friendships not all businesses are spam some are just letting you know what you re missing if you don t work locally in_gre_di_ent ½ sammy of the day turkey avocado club shaved turkey breast avocado bacon spring greens roma tomato seriously had me at avocado damn i wish i worked in lawrence don t judge others only on who they follow tweet with and always remember that the only person that should be held accountable for being a dick is the one being a dick on any day of the week i know i can count on at least three people willing to entertain me with their tweets don t ever piss off sunflower broadband hawks tweets less than he ever plurked there is always a lunch planned somewhere in lawrence and i m missing it there happens to actually be cool moms in lawrence and i ve found them on twitter lawrence twits are anything but dull lawrence com lcom is a tease and will dangle concert tickets in front of my face bonus there will always be a kanye west joke and how could i forget this p rt luthi jells you forgot one luthi is super awesome and funny and stuff kimberlee a k a jells 3 comments twitter toilet of plurky poo posted in social media with tags connecting plurk social media twitter on october 20 2009 by jellybean dear plurkers please stop using twitter as your toilet to which you are depositing your plurky poop thank you kimberlee i know i ve been there i use to have my plurks heading over to twitter too that was before i realized how stupid that is the point of social media is to actually be social if you re sending your plurks over to twitter but not checking twitter how the heck is that social it s not you might as well be a bot or having a one sided convo with yourself if it s too much and you just cannot keep up with all your social media then mayhaps don t try to connect them all i for one hate reading plurks on twitter since as you know i no longer use plurk and knowing that if i choose to respond to you on twitter with a mention that you re never going to see it so please just stop the madness i feel like a bitch for unfollowing people for this so i guess i ll just be the bitch if i m wrong then tell me but answer one question for me why are you using twitter in the first place if plurk is where you are socializing 3 comments twitter blessings social circus posted in real life with tags events kimberlee jellybean real life social twitter on october 19 2009 by jellybean hawks was not kidding when he wrote his revolution post yesterday where he said now all of a sudden i am running into people at every event and all over town that are extremely wired into both lives that they lead and it is fun to literally have an option for a social function any night of the week let me share with you our weekend via pics minimal commentary friday night late night at the phog bryan three of the loverly ku dancers full house at allen field house this is how huge ku basketball is 16 300 packed the fieldhouse to watch the late night practice saturday baldwin city maple festival i made a story on whrrl that you can see if you click here for some reason i can t ever get it imbeded into my blog posts boo powered by whrrl sunday 23rd street brewery pizza party 23rd street brewery offered all their twitter followers a free one topping pizza last night it sort of became a mini tweetup pizza party hawks me ashley jessica andrew travis zack briana and two other folks i can t remmy all went jessica took that pic of me last night at the pizza party i think that s her thumb in it lol that s my weekend in a nutshell i m thinking pretty soon hawks i are going to need more than a google calender to keep up with our social circus it really has been a blessing for me at least to meet all these great people on twitter i finally feel like i fit in here in lawrence and it feels good okay enough mushy shit i haven t decided yet if i want to switch free state of mind over into a real life blog or not we have our lawrence for that but i was thinking that this one might be more personal it isn t like we haven t planted little seeds of real life here before it seems sort of fitting since we named it free state after me moving here to the free state to be with hawks i ll let you know what we decide 1 comment i think we re done here posted in fyi with tags plurk twitter vaca on october 16 2009 by jellybean if you haven t noticed my presence on plurk for the past couple days it s probably because i moved yup i hadn t put in my change of address to the internet post office but it s true i ve left plurk to go off in search of fortune fame or at least something like that hawksrock i have been having some good talks the last couple of days about reassessing where we put our time and energy we literally have soooo much going on currently in our real fleshy lives like wedding planning social engagements tweetups meetups family fun stuffs i don t think we are gonna be on plurk or sl for a while but never say never could be a break a vaca a hiatus a sabbatical could be forever or whatev ya ll know me though i m a social media junkie taps the needle in her arm and it would be a harsh detox for me to leave plurk completely without no other social outlet most of you know that we are on twitter if the right sidebar didn t give it away first and we ve decided to mingle over there for awhile we ve started unpacking hung a few pictures on the walls already it s sort of comfy there if you still want to catch up with me feel free to get your ass on twitter and find me however a word of caution i do talk a lot about real life over there so if this makes you queasy dizzy uncomfy you develop a rash or allergies such as sneezing watery eyes 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