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june posted by james at 7 55 am 0 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest date night note i know how shamefully behind i am in the mission of this blog i ll do better maybe for the first time since emsley was born kami and i had the opportunity to go on a date night on friday our friends katie and josh came over after emsley went to bed and hung out while kami and i went to go see joe firstman play his excellent album the war of women in its entirety live at 3rd lindsley here in nashville now a quick update emsley has been sleeping through the night since she was six weeks old i know for the most part that this has nothing to do with our skills as parents and more to do with the grace of god but she has fallen into this thing where no matter what time she goes to bed she wakes up between 5 30 and 6 00am i am a morning person but it would be awfully fun to sleep until i don t know maybe 7am once in a while so kami and i head into nashville the doors are to open at 9pm with the show starting at 9 30pm during soundcheck i immediately thought hm i should have brought ear plugs this is too loud which is the most obvious sign i m getting old more so than the creaky left knee or the nose hair that i have to beat back with a pair of rusted garden shears every other morning of course the first act didn t come on until 10pm the second act came on at 10 30pm everyone does need to check out john wesley satterfield and then joe firstman came on at 11pm and played for two solid hours the concert was over at 1am and after some dawdling after the show we were home by 1 30am emsley who has not awakened in the middle of the night in at least five months had a meltdown at 11 30pm further enraged by the fact that neither kami and i were there when katie brought her in to the living room after an hour she fell back asleep and of course kami and i felt awful off to bed we went at 2 15 hoping that the hour long meltdown in the middle of the night might buy us an extra 45 minutes of sleep but haha hahahahaaaa emsley was up at 5 45 i volunteered to stay up and feed her and play with her because you know i m a sweetheart and also a mountain stage in the tour de france i m so eurotrash i m watching it now instead of taking a nap we were able to go back to sleep twice yesterday meaning that it took two naps to recover oh but we haven t recovered kami and i both feel like we got hit by a truck today is birthday sunday at otter creek as thursday is her first birthday emsley woke up at surprise 5 45 had some formula which we have been phasing out as she is eating a wide variety of things yesterday we debuted bacon nitrate free of course and she looked at us as though to say why has it taken this long for you to teach me about this wonderful meat ate some yogurt and bananas and is now asleep i ll have pictures later speaking of pictures posted by james at 7 43 am 0 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest monday november 12 2012 four month update hey i remember you so yesterday was emmy s four month birthday which she celebrated by sitting and watching the early soccer game with me kami walked in and i was sitting on the couch feet crossed emsley was leaning back on me watching the game feet crossed then she showed her delight at the wonderful game of soccer by backheeling me square in the home fries emsley not kami things are going great we all survived october which used to be our favorite month of the year fall mlb playoffs football etc now it s just a month i try to get through without getting pneumonia something i was unable to achieve in 2010 and 2011 i do ghost tours at the hermitage and they re a lot of fun but it s also the second busiest month of the year in terms of my regular job responsibilities so there are a lot of 14 and 16 hour days in october it was hard going a month without seeing kami but adding emmy to the list of people i don t see was brutal but it s worth it to pick up the extra vacation time anyhow while i was at work kami was a single mom i d leave most days by 7 30am come back home about 5pm take gunther and angus out kiss kami and emsley and go back to work for a 7 00pm tour and get home about 9 30 but enough about me eh emsley s doing great she had her four month shots today shots don t go so well for kami she can t watch emsley does fairly well the first shots are like hey and then the second shots are like she goes hey and she cries for a little bit it s worse for us because she really only cries when she s exhausted or is sitting in poo but the nurses say she does great if you recall emsley was 9lbs 7ozs when she was born which put her in the gigantor percentile she s now just over 14lbs so her weight and her height has evened out also the four month mark means that we have been given the all clear to start her on rice cereal off we went to the store to buy little bowls and little spoons and rice cereal well of course we picked the all natural not genetically modified which let s just remark on how hard it is to find things for adults as well that aren t genetically modified i ll take baseball players who are genetically modified but not food thank you very much rice cereal emsley was fussy all day sore from the shots and tired from waking up super early because daylight savings time is ridiculous she still hasn t been able to get back on her overnight sleeping schedule since the anachronistic abomination went into effect last weekend emsley used to sleep until between 7 00 8 00am now we re lucky if she makes it past 6 00am benjamin franklin owes us owes us all that hour back anyhow the first go at rice cereal didn t end up going so well we put her in her bumbo on the table which i know you re not supposed to do but it s not like we put her up there and then went out for a drink i stood right next to her the whole time we mixed up the cereal in her little purple bowl which hang on because this deserves a separate section i am woefully lacking in basic math skills you could make a decent argument that i am woefully lacking in basic logic i once failed basic motor skills in driver s ed six times because i couldn t figure out if the car on the page was my car or the car in front of me so the first few times i made emmy s formula it took me about 30 minutes to write the equation out and by equation i mean 1 scoop of formula 2 ounces of water now i know it by heart but that basic conversion was like asking me to memorize the periodic table anyhow the instructions on the rice cereal box were very short as if they planned on the dad preparing it to be able to understand instructions i might as well be the mouth breather who goes about daily tasks watching other people to see if they look at me like i just threw up down my shirt just to make sure i m doing them right i do this while i pay at the pump at the gas station i wish i was kidding the instructions said add one tablespoon of cereal to 3 4 tablespoons of formula add water to desired consistency that was it so i stood in the kitchen thinking 1 i don t know how many tablespoons are in the scoop that comes in the formula can 2 how do i figure that out 3 what do i put it in once it s measured out 4 how much water do i add 5 what water consistency do i desire 6 how many tablespoons are in an ounce at this point i pulled out garlic powder and set it next to the bowl for what reason i have no idea 7 what s the ratio of cereal to formula 8 how much water do i add 9 what do i put it in ultimately with kami s help and kami has the patience of a saint i figured it out kami knew how to do it all along but nobody was helping me accomplish this task i won t be able to replicate the results tomorrow but i got it tonight emsley liked it well enough she didn t gobble down a bowl of genetically righteous gruel but took a few bites and didn t exorcist vomit it up we chalked it up to not feeling well and benjamin franklin posted by james at 9 46 pm 0 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest saturday october 13 2012 to the guy at wal mart it s been a month since we last spoke and i have missed you all things are rolling along here at chez yaskeaux and emsley is now three months old which is just unbelievable some things that have changed over the last month 1 car rides no longer go so well we went to oklahoma for kami s uncle s wedding towards the end of september and it was um a trial emmy does well for the first 4 5 hours and then things start to get real on the way back from oklahoma what should have been about an eight hour trip turned into a 12 hour trip as we had to stop every 45 minutes from west of little rock back to nashville it did not help matters that in memphis in the bright blue sky and sunshine some semi driver decided it would be a good idea to run his rig into the guardrail and shut down i 40 and it did not help matters or progress that the tennessee department of transportation decided it was an even better idea to shut i 40 down to one lane for construction which was not taking place so it took us an hour to go three miles and the semi driver next to us was under no circumstances going to let me over so i could take exit to get a shortcut around all of it meanwhile emsley is screaming bloody murder and there s not anything we can do about it that was fun we need to evaluate our christmas plans 2 emmy much prefers sitting up now which is extremely cute regard 3 so the other day we were at wal mart getting halloween decorations as it s kami s favorite holiday of the year emmy was getting a little fussy in her car seat rolling in the cart so i took her out and held her which resulted in her falling asleep with her head on my chest we were walking around and a guy in a flannel shirt which is awfully vague for wal mart i realize comes up to me and says cherish these days they grow up so fast if i had spoken one word i would have lost it kami came up to me and asked what was wrong and i just shook my head but she s been trying to get me to express my emotions more something at which i m not exactly an all star so she kept prodding through a cracked voice i told her what king douche had said then she started crying i was able to hold back the tears why you might ask because gentle readers it is perfectly acceptable for a man to cry it is decidedly unacceptable for a man to cry in the middle of the wal mart in hermitage tennessee 4 here are some more pictures 5 as you can see emsley is looking more and more like kami don t see it check this out the photos on the left column are kami s baby pictures the photos on the right are emmy s pictures from the last couple of weeks posted by james at 10 37 am 0 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest friday september 14 2012 we used to read a lot if you were to ask me what my favorite things are and said being a husband and being a dad were not allowed i would tell you three things in no particular order watching baseball listening to music and reading well there s another thing but i m not going to list that one let s look at these in order watching baseball i still get to do this to an extent as you likely know i am we are a houston astros fan one of two that i know in the greater nashville area they re so bad and with moving to the american league west what i believe is the toughest division in baseball there was a guy on the radio in nashville who was an astros fan but switched to the cubs which is like deciding to not get burned by hot oil in favor of getting burned with hot wax anyway we determined that mlb tv was an unnecessary expense this summer and most likely an expense that would be left dormant meaning that i wouldn t necessarily be able to watch the astros and since i take each and every one of the astros losses and they are many personally it just wouldn t do so if there s a good game on television we might watch a few innings while i can certainly watch the royals and twins play a game in september not that they would be on tv i don t want to do that to kami we haven t watched much baseball this season listening to music i do this quite a bit we have mog which is incredible i don t mind paying 5 month for unlimited streaming music because i listen at work for 8 10 hours a day and i have residual napster guilt this hasn t dropped off and i can play emsley our ten favorite albums which are and this is tough for me because 4 10 change on a daily basis 1 the pernice brothers yours mine and ours 2 elbow the seldom seen kid 3 u2 achtung baby 4 the broken west i can t go on i ll go on 5 will hoge blackbird on a lonely wire 6 gomez bring it on 7 josh rouse nashville 8 radiohead ok computer 9 wilco yankee hotel foxtrot 10 rufus wainwright want one honorable mentions 11 danger mouse the grey album i have white love for jay z one of our biggest regrets is not going to see jay z at madison square garden when we lived in cooperstown it would have made for a miserable day at work getting back to coop at 5am but ohsoworthit 12 mike farris salvation in lights reading and this is where we stop because we re big readers we absolutely love to read myself mainly non fiction and the weirder the better let s continue with the pattern of my favorites 1 truman capote in cold blood 2 erik larson devil in the white city 3 jon krakauer into thin air 4 nick hornby fever pitch not the bastardized jimmy fallon bullcrap 5 james l swanson manhunt yeah i like fiction anything by james lee burke the count of monte cristo but i love erik larson like a brother i want to be erik larson perhaps you ve heard of him isaac s storm thunderstruck devil in the white city larson takes huge historical events and finds intensely personal experiences that completely sum up that huge event he writes deeply engaging histories which is what i ultimately desperately want to do i also want to host a bizarre history travel show for anyone who has any pull with that sort of thing the nashville library is set up where you can download kindle books to your tablet and i have a crap tablet which i use to read cracked com check my work email and read kindle books i d read a book a week on average sometimes more but whatever erik larson recently wrote a book called in the garden of beasts about the family of the american ambassador to germany in 1933 including his slutty daughter but that s neither here nor there seriously she banged her way across berlin like a firecracker it s fantastic yet i ve had to check it out three times because i can t get through it why because there s just not time i m pretty sure kami reads for six minutes a day now i could read when i get home from work but that s when i get daddy emmy time i could read when she goes to bed but that s when i get james kami time daddy kami time sounds weird so i have two options 1 read in the morning this is an attractive option but i need time to stretch out my bum ri...