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an terms a young country our history is short although glorious our contribution to worldwide efforts such as world wars i and ii was pretty awesome we are an isolated country geographically we are at least in our minds hard to get to and hard to communicate with we are a country of wide open spaces and sprawling cities we are also a nation of beer swilling bogans self important nobodies and nationalistic racists we so strongly believe ourselves to be the best country on earth that we behave in a way that negates any merit that idea had we are proud of our australian values which in reality are shared by people worldwide we don t want to become like america but we are doing exactly that more and more each day i read the news most days and accordingly i find it very difficult to be happy about my country or my countrymen for such an apparently great nation where everybody is happy and we re all mates we do an awful lot of shitty things to each other we hurt and endanger each other daily we are rude and inconsiderate we even kill ourselves to get away from it all let s not allow patriotism and the australia day celebrations to blind us to the problems we still face and the issues that must be addressed we could indeed be a great country and we could meet our own expectations but only if every single one of us wanted to posted by stace at 1 43 pm no comments monday january 10 2011 all babies are a gift from god all babies are a gift from god and i think people really need to remember that i think people really need to remember that not everybody believes in god and if they do it may not be the same god you believe in approximately one third of the world s population is christian which means two thirds that is a vast majority are not and even that one third can t agree on anything that one third includes about fifteen different major denominations and countless smaller ones what right does one third of the world s population have to impose their values on the rest of us but they do all the time in ways both subtle and overt i have heard it questioned why atheists feel the need to be so militant why we are so vocal and determined to prove the non existence of god i ll tell you why it s self defense we are bombarded by the opposite view it is all around us all the time and we are expected to back down before it and allow the bulldozer of christianity to knock down our house of atheism it s offensive it s illogical give me a break let me disbelieve i think i m happier doing so than many believers posted by stace at 9 45 am no comments friday january 07 2011 centrelink woes centrelink are so good at being useless that is it s a funny thing most of the people in their call centre are helpful and friendly but somewhere in the background behind the scenes centrelink is a looming hulking monstrosity about 6 weeks ago i applied for austudy well first they lost my paperwork and i had to re lodge it ok annoying but not fatal very quickly after that i was approved granted austudy a nice respectable sum each fortnight hooray now i can afford dentists and optometrists and driving lessons here is my own personal mistake i completely forgot that i had to report aidan s income to them every fortnight i ve never had to do it before so it just slipped my mind so yesterday i got a letter from centrelink saying my austudy had been canceled for lack of reporting ok no worries my fault so i called them to report the income and get the payment re instated oh your husband s income is too high you will not be getting any austudy but whaaat it hasn t changed since i gained approval nobody at centrelink seems to know quite what has happened as apparently i should not have been granted austudy at all in the first place so now i await their little investigation and a callback to tell me what the hell is going on am i special will i get any money or am i just another poor sod mislead by the misinformation machine i m tipping the latter posted by stace at 11 25 am 3 comments friday december 31 2010 being the good one the people across the road from me have been letting off fireworks for a couple of days now i trust the intensity will increase in about 13 minutes too it is totally illegal to buy sell own or use fireworks in victoria but if it wasn t i would love to be letting off my own how come they get to do it and presumably get away with it how come they feel no qualm no fear no guilt why do i have to be the good one all the time i never do a bloody thing wrong and you know what annoys me even more fireworks are illegal because they re unsafe if used stupidly what that means is that too many people used them stupidly and now i m paying the price i was going to say everybody else is paying the price but clearly that s not the case as the people across the road demonstrate i m fed up with being the good one while other people have fun why can t i go on a murderous rampage oh yeah because i m the good one why can t i steal things i can t afford to pay for oh yeah the good one why can t i let off fireworks in my backyard on a total fire ban day oohhhh yeah good one bloody morals posted by stace at 11 56 pm no comments wednesday december 01 2010 my grandfather died on thursday and his funeral was today don t chime in with commiserations i wasn t close to him and i m not really upset but this is a musing on the funeral it would appear that my grandparents dad s parents were quite religious and grandpa s service today reflected that there was a lot of stuff about jesus guiding us through our grief and knowing that grandpa is with jesus now and looking down on us and stuff and as i sat there listening to this tripe i was thinking i ve never been religious but i know that other people are and i can accept that in an abstract kind of way but to sit there and listen to a person actually say those things brought it home to me in a way i ve never before experienced actual real live people in the world believe this garbage this guy presiding over the funeral whatever he was really truly believed that my grandfather was now with jesus and that he personally would help each person there deal with their grief the guy believed in god and jesus and heaven in a real and tangible way which seemed to me utterly ludicrous and even more insulting he seemed to expect me to believe that too by the end of the ceremony i was wondering how many brain cells i had lost by listening posted by stace at 8 17 pm no comments monday november 29 2010 ellie at mum and dad s elspeth has been a holy terror today perhaps holey might be the better word she s got a graze on her head and a cut on her toe but the injuries as usual don t seem to bother her she s just having a random grump day i guess it s because she just spent three days with her grandparents my parents and now she s back home and it s sooooo booooring nanna and poppa dote on her all the time and play with her and think she s awesome but mummy s trying to do other things god forbid i do anything other than pay attention to the child uni started today for me so i ve been really keen to get into it i have done quite a bit certainly more than i expected to but i was constantly distracted i find it somewhat ironic that i was neglecting the eduation of my child in order to educate myself about educating children i m doing a bachelor of early childhood education so perhaps i should be applying each page worth of knowledge immediately after reading it in order to keep the girl happy i have far too much on this week which is why i wanted to get stuck into uni work today tomorrow i have a friend coming over for dinner wednesday is my grandfather s funeral don t worry we weren t close thursday is our mothery meet up friday oh i think i actually have friday free i believe i shall sleep posted by stace at 6 19 pm no comments sunday november 21 2010 i m going to the dentist tomorrow i don t hate or fear dentists like a lot of people do but i don t really like them either which is why i ve been putting this off for nearly five years my teeth are in a shocking state the dentist is either going to have a heart attack or a wet dream the worst thing is i ll have to take elspeth with me as neither my husband nor my mother can look after her tomorrow wish me luck posted by stace at 8 44 pm no comments friday november 05 2010 begin rant right i hate people honestly i never saw myself as being that great until i started comparing myself with others so many people in the world are stupid will fullly ignorant weak willed greedy petty and filled with hatred oh my i guess i fit into that last category at least seriously i can t go one single day anymore without wondering where did humanity go wrong whether it s reading the news or talking to friends or mere acquaintances or reading forums there are fucked up people everywhere i m beginning to come to a point where i wouldn t mind if mankind went extinct even though it would take me and the few people i love too my virtues i admit my ignorance on most matters and will change my mind on something if enough reliable information is presented i try to discuss differences of opinion in a calm and rational manner instead of striding off in a huff i have come through some shit in my life and gotten the hell over it to reach a stage where i m happy with what i ve got i don t do traumatised i have never gotten drunk to a point where i ve done something completely and totally screwed up like this guy why are there people older and presumably wiser than me who just can t get their shit together and or can t act like decent human beings so over it end rant posted by stace at 11 43 pm no comments thursday november 04 2010 well i m not doing so well now according to my calculations i should be at 8 000 words by the end of today it s 4 30pm and i ve only just got over 5 000 unless i have a big run tonight i think i m buggered i probably should have been planning a novel for months instead of deciding what to write about on the morning of the 1st posted by stace at 4 24 pm 1 comment labels nanowrimo monday november 01 2010 nanowrimo strikes again yes folks november is national novel writing month i m aiming for 2 000 words per day that should get me nicely over the required 50 000 words or get me to the target a little early so far today i have 1 589 well on track this year s wordcount tips give characters two word names such as mary lou billy bob and so on and use their full name every time they are referred to try not to use contractions don t is one word while do not is two have a character fascinated with etymology who feels compelled to explain the meanings and or origins of almost every word he says include long descriptions of people and places adjectives are your friend wish me luck posted by stace at 12 27 pm 2 comments labels nanowrimo sunday october 31 2010 the spiders are out to get me again in recent days i have noticed a large number of very small spiders around my house all of the same type this says to me that somewhere around probably inside is their mummy just thinking of this makes my skin prickle and my chest tighten i sort of want to find her and kill her but i also don t actually want to come across her posted by stace at 12 52 pm no comments wednesday october 27 2010 bloody stupid advertising take a look at this bus station ad which i photographed myself this morning life s better connected what does that even mean you can t use a comparative term without giving something to be compared life s better connected than an unlikely shimmering silver sphere even if it were a complete sentence it still wouldn t mean anything and would certainly have no relevance to a car advertising these days gives me the shits so much of it seems meaningless pointless stupid are consumers so mindless that we buy into this rubbish do empty buzzwords really sell products i guess they must i find this style of advertising somewhat insulting clearly the people behind the product do not expect me to have the will or the capacity to question the ad instead i m supposed to go wow that is so true life is better connected or something i also find it disappointing that this style of advertising actually does work it has to or they d stop doing it in other words i am upset that a they expect me to be stupid and b other people obviously are posted by stace at 1 34 pm 2 comments monday october 18 2010 spiders and i do not get along in fact they scare the living shit out of me this has not always been a case as a child i m sure i was tolerant of arachnids but one day in primary school a substitute teacher told us a story of a woman who was bitten by a certain type of spider and whose skin subsequently rotted away and she died since then my fear of spiders has gotten worse and worse and now i have no hesitation in calling it a phobia as such i am always a little bit proud of myself when i manage to kill one firstly because i had rid the world of one more of the little bastards but mostly because i know i got close enough to the sucker to kill it and so i relate today s incident there has been a spider living in a gap in the brickwork outside our front door for quite some time i ve known about it but as long as i can t see it when i walk past i can pretend to myself that i m ok however today i finally decided to do something about it now knowing the randomly scuttling habits of dying spiders i donned boots and long sleeves and armed myself with an almost full bottle of crawling insect killer i know spiders aren t insects but it does work so with the baby safely in bed and out of the way i began spraying i was saying to myself over and over yes out loud you stay in your hole spider die in there do not come out so what did my friend decide to do you guessed it out he scuttled ran halfway across the ceiling of the porch and dropped to the ground still moving running every whichway and me i was hyperventilating my pulse was racing and i kept on spraying die you bastard die very shortly the spider s erratic course brought him towards the door this meant it was moving away from me but this could be even worse if that spider got inside the house i was definitely going to freak out more i couldn t handle it being in my house it had to die before crawling under the door had to i sprayed some more oh god yes it was beginning to slow down it fell into the gap between the doormat and the door a spider who falls is a spider who is nearly dead oh yes it curled up and died right there beside the doormat it is there yet no matter how dead a spider is you won t catch me touching it or going any nearer than i have to but i can handle stepping over it while it is obscured by the doormat so the effect on me yes my little bit of pride but i m also a shivering wreck this always happens to me after a close encounter my skin crawls i imagine that every mark on the ceiling and every thread that touches me is a spider in my mind they re 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