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rejected reality i reject your reality and substitute my own skip to content rejected reality i reject your reality and substitute my own menu home about new blog october 25 2018 john life this blog now exists on the blogger platform come over and check it out here leave a comment suspended may 19 2009 may 23 2010 john divorce this blog is suspended until the divorce is final hopefully by the end of the summer my regular readers will know why 10 comments the man was a genius may 17 2009 john music thoughts youtube bad concert king of pop man in the mirror michael jackson i was looking for a video on youtube and inadvertently ran across this michael jackson video this has to be pre 1990 pre creepiness pre pedophile pre public embarrassment since i am just about a decade younger than michael i had the opportunity to be a part of the era where he was the king of pop thriller and bad still are two of the greatest albums of all time the music is pure genius break it down amazing vocals the words just listen to the words of bad beat it thriller billy jean black or white and of course man in the mirror wow culture creator i wasn t able to own any myself but i remember my classmates in jr high and high school wearing the jackets with all the zippers the single glove the hat all orchestrated by michael confess at one time or another you tried to moonwalk 1 comment sunday stealing the 29 er may 16 2009 john meme sunday stealing cheers to all us thieves sunday stealing the 29 er meme 1 what bill do you hate paying the most credit cards because most of the crap i m paying for is just that crap 2 where was the last place you had a romantic dinner on the advice of divorce counsel i am accepting the rights offered me by the fifth amendment to the us constitution see the faq tab above 3 how many colleges did you attend treasure valley comm college ontario or oregon state university corvallis or northwest university kirkland wa eastern oregon university lagrande or walla walla university college place wa 4 why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now because i like it 5 first thought when the alarm went off this morning the alarm didn t go off this morning i didn t have to be at work this morning 6 last thought before going to sleep last night ahhhh sleep 7 what do you miss being a child not much 8 what errand chore do you despise cleaning the toilet but it s better than not cleaning it icky icky nasty 9 have you found real love yet on the advice of divorce counsel i am accepting the rights offered me by the fifth amendment to the us constitution 10 what do you get every time you go into wal mart pissed off 11 do you think marriage is an outdated ritual i probably should claim the 5th on this one but yes 12 what famous person would you like to have dinner with president barack obama 13 ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose no but i ve used them for unintended purposes many times they are just so fun 14 somewhere in california you ve never been and would like to go disneyland 15 at this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship when you grab a hot pan on the stove w o a mitt what do you do how many more times would you grab that pan after it has burned you 16 do you have a go to person i don t think so any volunteers 17 are you where you want to be in life oh hell no 18 over the years what about you do you think has changed the most when i was a ministry student at northwest university i wanted to be one of those guys who had it all together i wanted to be the guy whom people would say there is a blessed man i had breakfast with my favorite professor saturday morning as he rode through town on his harley after talking over breakfast he says john you have a greater understanding of spirituality and the ministry now than when you were in my classes he says my life has been through the crucible and i m a better human for it nice see why he was my favorite 19 looking back at high school were they the best years of your life oh hell no 20 are there times you still feel like a kid belittled beaten molested sure 21 where was the hang out spot when you were a teenager for food burger west during friday night cruise albertson s parking lot for everything else bryan s house 22 who do you think impacted your life the most the people who were are belittling beating and molesting me 23 was there a teacher or authority figure that stood out for you in high school mrs livingston in college see 18 24 do you tell stories that start with when i was your age more and more and my kids are starting to roll their eyes 25 what is the scariest thing that has happened to you as an adult my twin girls being born 6 weeks premature the wreck 26 what advice would you give to someone about to get married don t 27 what advice would you give someone starting their first job do your best be respectful learn responsibility learn to think of the job as something which will help you learn to be a better person don t screen your calls on your day off showing up when the boss calls earns you major points especially on the noc shift 28 if you could go back and change one thing you did what would it be on the advice of divorce counsel i am accepting the rights offered me by the fifth amendment to the us constitution 29 if you could go back and change one thing someone else did what would it be being belittled beaten molested 13 comments my first award from my peers may 16 2009 john awards kimber at life in a zoo awarded me the friends prize she is one of the regular designers of the thursday thunks meme and has a very funny and insightful blog to boot so i m rather honored that she chose to bestow the friends prize upon my humble corner of the interwebs there are always rules that come along with these things these blogs are exceedingly charming these kind bloggers aim to find and be friends they are not interested in self aggrandizement our hope is that when the ribbons of these prizes are cut even more friendships are propagated please give more attention to these writers deliver this award to eight bloggers who must choose eight more and include this cleverly written text into the body of their award bryan dad in the headlights robin moodswings matt the church of no people kathy frogponder jon jon s other blog ms mercer reflections on teaching rick rickscheibner net tony west of mayberry i hope you all have a wonderful weekend and thanks for being my blog buddies leave a comment friday fill in may 15th may 15 2009 john friday fill in s meme 1 if we had no winter i m sure somebody would complain but it wouldn t be me 2 the power fear has over people and their defense of that fear is a perpetual astonishment 3 if i had my life to live over do you want that chronological or alphabetical 4 there is not nearly enough time inside of four and twenty hours 5 if you ve never been thrilled by the wonder of nature perhaps you should go to glacier national park that ll fix your problem 6 to be interested in the changing seasons perhaps you should move beyond salt pepper and discover the wonders which await you 7 and as for the weekend tonight i m looking forward to meeting with my mentor and former professor from my undergrad days back in seattle as he passes through town tomorrow my plans include papers lots of reading and writing as i finish up the first year of my graduate studies and sunday i want to enjoy part of the weekend with my girls 1 comment food 4 thought friday may 15th may 15 2009 john food 4 thought meme food 4 thought friday breakfast what is the most interesting biography you have ever read i read a lot of biographies my favorite autobiographies it s not about the bike lance armstrong it s always something gilda rader an american life ronald reagan my favorite biographies gracie a love story george burns gracie allen undaunted courage stephen ambrose lewis clark truman david mccullough harry s truman lunch what is the longest you have ever waited in a line i stood in line 3 hours to see the first batman movie back in 1989 great movie good times dinner where do you want to be right now sleeping in a warm bed at a cozy b b on the oregon coast waking up to the sound of the waves crashing sitting on the deck sipping a cup of coffee whilst watching the morning beachcombers the most pressing thought when to head out myself midnight snack what is hanging over your head and causing stress for you right now recipe of the week instead of your recipe for life what is it just for the week i imagine one of the reasons people cling to their hates so stubbornly is because they sense once hate is gone they will be forced to deal with pain james baldwin american author 1924 1987 2 comments thursday thunks may 14th may 13 2009 john meme thursday thunks this week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by kimber taken over by berleen the color carrot orange and the number 94 1 you are at the store when suddenly 2 men walk in with guns and rob the place are you the hero quiet follow the rules type or try to make a run for it i hate to admit it but i m the quiet follow the rules guy 2 do you like twizzlers i love twizzlers red please 3 are you a youtube watcher yeah i can waste a good hour or so just surfing from one bit of craziness to another 4 when a auto glass store calls you and asks if you have a chip or crack in your windshield what do you tell them simple i tell the person on the phone i am on the national and oregon no call list and to please remove me from their list 5 what is the age difference between you and your father 31 years he s older 6 have you ever tried to find the end of a rainbow i m sorry you must have me confused with someone who doesn t have the common sense of the average barnyard goose 7 camping recreational vehicle or tent best western 8 have you ever had to call 9 1 1 yes i m going to be curious to see if any of the other thunkers answer no to that question 9 who is your favorite blog in the thursday thunk bloggers to visit that s like asking me to pick which of my children is my favorite i enjoy them for various reasons but i will humor you driven to distraction mis h takes sake of sanity straight jacket a padded room life in a zoo 10 how long do you think you could live locked in your house on the food that you have on hand right now i think i could do 2 3 weeks lots of canned goods and stuff in the freezer 1 1 pepper shaker or grinder grinder set to coarse 12 what state is 2 states west of you two states to the west after consulting my handy dandy globe that would be north korea 13 what color do you believe you look best in dark green dark blue burgundy i m an autumn and once again next week is thursday thunkers questions so 14 what is your question submission for next week close your eyes imagine you are in the perfect room place describe it 4 comments answers for the peeps may 10 2009 john blogging if you will direct your 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