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tornado apologist tornado apologist the real seebs obituary jumpingjacktrash aka jesse formerly of northfield mn died of complications from a stroke on june 18th 2025 age 52 he was born in the twin cities on august 23rd 1972 to sandy and david he is survived by his spouse seebs daughter katarzyna father david brother matthew nibling mika adoptive sister leslie frequent collaborator rah many other friends and family and his cat wen ning the doom that was foretold a surprise guest he is predeceased by his first husband jj his mother sandra and his cat hermes he who must smell the night he was best known for his writing with his novel the god eaters and webcomic metanoia being his most famous works but also a bewildering variety of fan fiction spanning genres and fandoms his active participation in various communities both in person and later online was notable for his thoughtful and patient advice especially on queer activism one of the major focuses of his adult life in addition to more structured activism he participated in a number of heists which moved queer people from unsafe environments to safer environments which is how he ended up with his daughter who met him through his homestuck fanfiction his nemesis luka whom he smuggled out of nebraska his friend aud smuggled out of washington and many of his other friends and associates he was cremated according to his wishes his memorial service will be on his 53rd birthday august 23rd 2025 in northfield given jesse s many friendships and connections we ask that those wishing to attend contact seebs beforehand all who knew him are welcome to reach out in lieu of flowers or other gifts please consider donations or other support such as volunteering to help protect those in need if you want a specific charity suggestion he was particularly fond of the bridge for youth feel free to contact seebs directly if you have questions or comments we plan to make more of his writing available online as permanently as possible in the future i m probably gonna spin up his laptop to reblog this there for the benefit of people who followed him but not me borrowing his laptop to reblog this for followers seebs reblogged 9 months ago from the real seebs 919 notes there s always someone better jumpingjackflash harry potter j k rowling archive of our own an archive of our own a project of the organization for transformative works archiveofourown org whoops my hand slipped posted 2 years ago 49 notes tagged writingjacktrash harry potter stalemate least concern chapter 5 jumpingjackflash naruto archive of our own an archive of our own a project of the organization for transformative works archiveofourown org and that s a wrap posted 2 years ago 13 notes tagged writingjacktrash trick or treat fancypantspants gallusrostromegalus you get my concept art for a long furby sculpture his name is radiant cesium reblogged 2 years ago from gallusrostromegalus 206 notes tagged i m impressed and unnerved jumpingjacktrash prokopetz i think any artist who s dreamed up enough ocs eventually ends up with that one supporting character who s voiced by patrick warburton they may not intentionally have designed the oc in question to be voiced by patrick warburton they may not even realise that the oc in question is voiced by patrick warburton but once it s pointed out to them they ll literally never be able to un hear it hang on i need to look something up yeah that s fair reblogged 2 years ago from jumpingjacktrash originally from prokopetz 1 227 notes prokopetz i think any artist who s dreamed up enough ocs eventually ends up with that one supporting character who s voiced by patrick warburton they may not intentionally have designed the oc in question to be voiced by patrick warburton they may not even realise that the oc in question is voiced by patrick warburton but once it s pointed out to them they ll literally never be able to un hear it hang on i need to look something up reblogged 2 years ago from prokopetz 1 227 notes bimyheel thirdchoiceurl smol blue bird sometimes when i m bored i go through the list of recent bad faith wikipedia edits that have since been reverted a lot of them are politically contentious offensive topics that attract crazies and trolls in general but sometimes there are completely innocent inoffensive articles that people attack for no reason some guy yesterday vandalized the article on the chemical element francium francium is a stupid element it has a half life of 22 minutes and barely exists at all only naturally occurring as a product of the extremely rare alpha decay series ²³ u ²³¹th ²³¹pa 𝜷 decay ²² ac ²²³fr 1 38 chance there s less than a gram of it on earth at any given moment it has no uses to anybody and it isn t even the most reactive group 1a element due to relativistic effects fucking up its electron binding energies stupid substance if you somehow asked a genie to get you a gram of francium in a sealed vial so you could do an experiment with it the genie would just give it to you because the enormous amount of radioactivity it produces would instantly vaporize the sample and cook you alive absolute dogshit isotope and its synthetic siblings are just the same but worse found the guy reblogged 2 years ago from roach works originally from smol blue bird 164 512 notes tagged science absolute dogshit isotope has entered my vocabulary oneswordstyle oneswordstyle level of respect a class of teens i have to teach art to have for me when i walk in 0 level of respect after i draw sasuke from memory on the whiteboard beyond anything you could possibly imagine the true reason i rarely teach classes is to keep my ego at bay reblogged 2 years ago from roach works originally from oneswordstyle 211 441 notes tagged naruto ceekari jumpingjacktrash happy halloween from meenah who is telling you a ghost story local cat tells you about the things they ve been staring at that you can t see she has mighty battles with the forces of darkness on the stair landing at 3am when she shows me what she slew it usually looks like a washcloth to the untrained eye but we know it s actually a monster carcass her retellings of her adventures are riveting reblogged 2 years ago from ceekari originally from jumpingjacktrash 176 notes trick or treat banesidhe gallusrostromegalus you get rippling ferrofluid that gives me gender envy reblogged 2 years ago from gallusrostromegalus 568 notes tagged valid so valid least concern chapter 4 jumpingjackflash naruto archive of our own an archive of our own a project of the organization for transformative works archiveofourown org puts a liu qingge pov in your candy bucket posted 2 years ago 11 notes tagged svsss writingjacktrash happy halloween everythingfox ready for the world cup reblogged 2 years ago from everythingfox 27 999 notes tagged cats star goalie source instagram com you know if seeing a reference to historical events where insert marginalized group did normal human things like have wars makes you call racism on the person who mentioned it you should probably ask yourself why seeing those people depicted as regular fallible human beings gets you so upset it might not be the poster who brought racism into the room posted 2 years ago 43 notes tagged getting real tired of that happening if you have to pretend the whole world was a magic wonderland until the europeans touched it you re the one dehumanizing and infantilizing people i m not gonna debate you i m just gonna sigh and hope you figure it out sometime i m not your civics teacher or your dad departmentq shinobicyrus thesaltofcarthage whetstonefires thetimetostrikeislater thetimetostrikeislater taken aurally marlinspirkhall a vulcan named stork works at the terran adoption agency parents always request that he be the one to deliver their child to them it s years before anyone explains it to him people keep gifting him robes with long white birds on them the fun thing is he would understand why people were getting him outfits with storks on them that s a word it s his name straightforward all the humans get him the same gag gift but like they re putting effort in at least this is a genuinely nice outfit stork will be a walking zero effort pun sometimes rather than waste a perfectly fine robe it s fine this is a readily comprehensible human illogic exactly the kind of thing he expected from moving to earth six years in he finds out about the stork bringing babies stork has a good long meditation session about this myth his name his job the outfits the whole shebang or whatever vulcan concept is the equivalent and he decides he s honored by it in a humanly illogical way the humans are asking him to do what is after all his job and specifically requesting him for the joy his name brings them on top of an already agreeable and satisfying task he has no objection to engendering positive emotions in others harm hastens the heat death of the universe surak teaches so happiness must logically slow it down plus vulcans of his generation love puns there were two decades of punning competitions in colleges across the planet so when he realizes that he is a walking zero effort pun and that the humans also love the pun he is all for it he is the joe cool of the entire vulcan population in his city and via this pun the humans are including him in a cherished and traditional myth by casting him as the literal bringer of life and the expander of families there s no downside stork wears his robes pins keychains and other bird related tchotchkes with genuine pride yes it s back on my dash at last for real though working together with some human social workers a vulcan would be an excellent caretaker for children in an adoption center child has a meltdown imagine stork perfectly calm and unbothered approaching the kid and saying you appear quite upset eliza if you would please allow me to relocate you to the bean bag chair we can discuss the source of your distress a vulcan educated in medicine and child psychology would be endlessly patient with a kid with behavioral issues stork wouldn t get or upset or frustrated after all these are children with medical and psychological conditions it would be illogical to blame the child or to not treat them with the appropriate care even if the a little one was having a bad day or was just overtired stork wouldn t get angry he might even be a calming presence any new kids acting out would learn real quick that they d have better luck trying to arm wrestle a klingon than get a rise out of stork not only that vulcans live much longer than humans imagine stork looking virtually unchanged as decades pass kids he d helped years ago would turn up fully grown maybe there to adopt their own kids and run into stork looking almost exactly as they remember him and he d probably remember them too welcome back eliza harm hastens the heat death of the universe surak teaches so logically happiness must slow it down will reblog every time it crosses my dash reblogged 2 years ago from unknownalien originally from marlinspirkhall 133 404 notes tagged star trek is not even one of my fandoms but this is delightful i m dressed up as world matcha latte stockpile my costume is comfy peejays and a big mug posted 2 years ago 27 notes tagged state of the jesse next page deceased bandit king of lunch and string thanks i had fun writing tag writingjacktrash my blog all of tumblr follow on tumblr following rss feed random archive mobile 2011 2026 powered by tumblr