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in the lion s den skip to main skip to sidebar in the lion s den tuesday september 01 2009 wtf what a nice gift petrol price increase again cheebye posted by lion in the jungle at 12 45 am 3 comments tag potong stim kau kau tuesday july 21 2009 omg the previous post is someone forwarded to me so i just repost it which gave me the inspiration to say the following instead of debating over teaching maths and science in english or bm why don t the ministry of education revise their syllabus in geography at least for sure they wont produce more idiots who doesnt know their country well i raised my case posted by lion in the jungle at 12 09 am no comments tag potong stim kau kau sunday july 19 2009 facts about where i was born and raised ignorant fellas asking stooopid questions about sa ra w a k sarawak flag our symbol hornbill bird bird q oh you are from sarawak eyes wide with excitement so far away how you people come here ah a now bastards you understand everyone can fly wtf q oh like that so back home you people live in trees ar a i live on trees not in trees mothafucka my house q you guys have electricity or not a sesco mind you sesco building in kuching son of bitch do we have electricity q kuching got airport or you use boat go johor a i use bus miri airport d o we have airport kuching international airport q how long if i take bus from singapore to kuching a serious shit you really believe f8ck you go use your fucking bus to cross south china sea q over there got what car a view below which car you want wtf q got road or not a shits wtf do we do we have road hahahaha q sarawak inside sabah right a you failed geography q eh sabah sarawak not the same meh a you really sucks in geography q kuching how big ar a as big as your balls what the f ck you really need to learn geography q kuching got a lot of cats hoh a bullshits do you have common sense lan gkawi a lot lan jiaos lah kuala lumpur a lot lumpur lahhh q sarawak got malay a i wanna kill you you learn history our great chief minister q sarawak people can speak english a what the f ck if not how am i going to answer you bastards q you people from sarawak use ringgit a no we used barter system wtf ____________________________________________ posted by lion in the jungle at 10 54 pm no comments tag potong stim kau kau wednesday june 24 2009 what makes a malaysian a malaysian 1 a typical young malaysian can name all the players from a top english premier league club but ask him to name one football player from malaysia he cannot 2 when streamyx come you complain streamyx too slow when maxis broadband come you complain maxis broadband always disconnects when wimax come you complain wimax too expensive in the end you say streamyx still the best lah 3 when highway toll price increase you complain when petrol price increase you complain when you go starbucks buy rm10 coffee no complaints 4 when you cannot find parking in a shopping mall and have to walk very far you complain when you go inside the shopping mall and there s sale run from one end of 1utama to the other that one no complaint 5 you are always late and the excuse you give when you re late is always either a traffic jam b no transport or c cannot find parking 6 you have a parent who forces you to take science stream in high school study engineering in uni then when you graduate they ask you to forget everything you learnt in uni and do commerce 7 you know someone who can specially develop an angmoh accent when speaking to an american british australian 8 you complain against the government in kopitiam you talk loud loud leave anonymous comments on blogs you also talk loud loud attend ceremah by dap you shout loud loud then when opposition organise a protest and ask you to go you dun wan scared later kena tangkap by isa 9 every year on the 30th april you are one of the people below queuing up last minute to submit your tax return at the irb 10 when you pay rm10 for something that costs rm1 you blame the chinese 11 when a government service is too slow you blame the malays 12 when a building is not good and collapsed you blame the indians 13 when a chinese student won a scholarship you say wah very clever hor when a malay student won a scholarship you say aiya of course lah he malay mah 14 when an angmoh stranger kisses you on the cheek to say hello you very happy when a malaysian guy kisses you on the cheek to say hello you slap him in face posted by lion in the jungle at 9 35 am no comments tag funny thursday june 04 2009 muthu and friends muthu the interviewer interviewer what is your birth date muthu 13th october interviewer which year muthu every year muthu his manager the manager asked muthu at an interview can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it muthu replied very2 easy sir p o s t b o x muthu london trip after returning from a foreign trip muthu asked his wife do i look like a foreigner wife no why muthu in london a tanggaci asked me are you a foreigner that s why wife porahhhh citt muthu tourist a tourist from u s a asked muthu whether any great man was born in his village muthu said no sir only babies were born here muthu his experiment muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach first he cut off one leg and told it to walk walk the cockroach walked then he cut off it s second leg and told the same the cockroach walked then he cut off the third leg and did the same finally he cut off its fourth leg and ordered it walk but the cockroach didn t walk suddenly muthu said loudly i found it if we cut a cockroach s four legs it becomes deaf muthu driver when muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle the driver adjusted the mirror muthu shouted dei tambi are trying to see my wife eh okare sit in the back i will drive muthu goes to hotel muthu went into a hotel to wash his hands he went to the washbasin then when he had finished he started washing the basin seeing this the manager asked what was he doing muthu pointed towards the signboard wash basin muthu interviewer final part interviewer just imagine you re in the 20th floor of a building and it s on fire how will you escape muthu it s simple i will just stop my imagination oh lastly i forgot the funniest at a political rally muthu was arrested why because a lady journalist with a badge which read press pinned on the right part of her blouse walked past him and he did it ayo yo kadawale posted by lion in the jungle at 9 01 pm 1 comment tag funny tuesday may 26 2009 also can honda had one never drive another bmw broke my wallet bring more worries bring more women volvo the vehicle of low velocity organization yahoo you always have other options adidas all day i dream about sex nissan neatly installed sheet steel around nothing sony soon only not yet ibm i blame microsoft microsoft most intelligent customers realise our software only fools teenagers mac machine always crashes toyota two old yamahas on thin aluminum nasa nerds are searching for answers swat 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