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is bursting with fun new experiences and excitement the hugs and cuddles turn me to mush and his antics keep us always entertained we are so crazy about this kid we decided to have another one toddler fromage will be promoted to big brother in about 6 weeks he and little brother will be just less than 20 months apart which couldn t be more perfect we always hoped that our family would be complete with 2 boys 20 24 months apart before i hit 30 i can t believe i m turning 29 this year we are so excited about our newest addition in odds and ends news we re up to 3 dogs now hint don t keep a stray puppy no matter the sob story for any amount of time if there s any chance your kid will become horribly attached moving to the deep south should require a visa or something because it might as well be another world down here i won t miss it i finally had surgery on my knee which actually made the problem worse a year later i m just getting back to where it was pre surgery and my surgeon discussed total replacement at my last appointment the less dramatic solution will require breaking my tibia and relocation tendon attachment points for right now i m not scheduling anything though i may reevaluate in a few years once i m done carrying toddlers and babies all the time and could manage in a cast for 6 weeks for healing so there s the last year in a nutshell busy busy busy hectic and the next few months will pile on more challenges but we are so excited for everything we ve done and what s to come i leave you with a recent picture of my sweet little boy being his silly little self today s thoughts from lady fromage at 12 19 pm 1 comment email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest monday september 17 2012 introducing kurt nolan fromage born 11 59 58 august 31 2012 just barely in time but he made it on the blue moon which grandma acorn was thrilled about i m not going to bore you with the entire birth story because the thing took 19 hours i pushed a 10 pound baby out of my vajayjay and if we re being honest here the whole thing made seriously rethink the idea of doing this again in a couple years i may or may not have tried to schedule a tube tie procedure before even leaving the delivery room i ll just share some of the low points er highlights baby fromage was in no rush to be born despite the fact that he was already the size of a middle school student so i ended up with the max dose of pitocin which made for some pretty intense contractions they wouldn t have been so bad if my epidural didn t wear off twice i got pumped with something to take the edge off while the epidural was adjusted but i don t respond well to pain meds and apparently neither does little man because his heart rate dropped i was put on oxygen and proceeded to throw up ever puked with tubes up your nose i got yet another dose of drugs for the nausea and promptly fell asleep yes you read that right i fell asleep dude i d been laboring for some 16 17 hours the last thing i d eaten was a half bowl of raisin bran at 5am and i d had a dose of every drug in the hospital thankfully the epidural must have been wearing off again because i did wake up for each and every contraction just long enough to push i don t recall but apparently i was convinced daddy fromage knew something i didn t because he claims i kept asking him how many more pushes i have no idea how many pushes it actually took but it was enough to take 2 hours but we did finally have a baby a giant baby with a full head of hair on a perfectly shaped head and not a typical baby wrinkle in sight oh yeah he was also purple he s absolutely a o k now so i m keeping this light but d mn it was the most helpless horrifying moment of my life i can t even begin to express how terrifying it was to deliver a baby who wouldn t breathe and had to be whisked away to the nicu for more than an hour while i just laid there entirely unable to do a thing to help him no one could tell me he d be alright i m pretty sure it brought on some gray hairs but i ve been too busy changing diapers to look in the mirror yet so in the early morning hours of the first of september i finally got to spend some time with my son my heart swells up typing that my son guys he s perfect i may be a little tiny bit biased but he may be the most handsome baby evah he s got my giant feet and detached earlobes he sneezes in twos just like his daddy and he s had us both wrapped around his tiny little finger from the moment we saw him speaking of fingers people whose eyes i want to poke out with my middle fingers the nurse who let me labor for 19 hours drenched in sweat with a wet towel draped over me as daddy fromage rubbed ice on my forehead and with mere minutes left of the ordeal asked if i d like her to turn the air on since the room was a tad warm lucky for her my legs were numb and there was a baby dangling from my lady parts or i d have jumped up and clawed her face off whoever made the rule that ice chips are ok but water in liquid form will cause certain death any form of food is also out of the question i started to wonder what was worse labor or hunger thirst i wish i was kidding but in the last moments the only thing that kept me going was telling myself once you push him out you can have a gatorade and a meal my doctor who almost as if it was funny told me if we d known he was going to be so big i d have induced you back at 38 weeks and later added that if he d been just 50 grams bigger she d have given me the option of c section bee ach shouldn t you have done some kind of grown scan to check this h t beforehand thank god daddy fromage and i had to schedule the induction because of this upcoming knee surgery because if little man had been allowed to incubate another week or 2 he d have come out large enough to be a starter on the high school football team all of the pregnancy aches and pains the hellavuh labor the sleepless nights and countless dirty diapers totally worth it being a mom is freakin amazing today s thoughts from lady fromage at 11 33 am 5 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest flavors baby fromage monday august 20 2012 this will be a fun story for later why the nutella it came up when i image searched overwhelmed new mom though i can t figure why but hey it made me feel better as nutella always does so it s representin for this post baby fromage is due to arrive in a mere 9 days now give or take of course since despite the fact that he s less than 10 pounds and not a day old yet he s running the show lots of anticipation around here and every time cpt fromage or i make a phone call home the first question is always is she are you in labor i m as miserable as i ve ever been and ready to say goodbye to pregnancy and start the feeding diapering crying baby stage i mentioned in my last post that we were adding to the excitement of a baby with a move to mississippi 8 weeks post birth i later realized i didn t mention why we were relocating there cpt fromage was offered a training position at camp shelby while he transitions out of the army easy peasy staff job with national guard and reserve soldiers and no chance of deployment can t say no to that so come the first week of november we ll settle in at our third address in as many states for the year with a new baby this time should be fun as if our first born on the way and a move on the horizon aren t enough to keep us busy it looks like cpt fromage is going to need knee surgery in the coming 4 weeks or so amazing timing right about a month ago he injured it at pt physical training playing football an x ray didn t show any problems so he took it easy a few weeks hoping it was a sprain when it didn t heal up and mri showed 2 meniscus tears and a cyst wonderful we re a pretty sorry sight to see cpt fromage on a gimpy knee and my waddling around belly as big and inconvenient as ever undoubtedly now i ll need a c section because c mon that s the most awesome scenario imaginable right both new parents recovering from surgery and running on no sleep prepping for a move in between changing dirty diapers and cleaning spit up maybe baby fromage can be colicky too oh my sarcasm truthfully our excitement hasn t been dampened it s going to be just fine no matter what we ll get through it one way or another my mom is on standby as soon as she gets the call she ll be on her way to help and a friend of ours who recently became a baby pro just moved into the same apartment complex and she s volunteered to give us a hand as well phew the in laws will hopefully be coming out shortly after and my sister is going to drop in for a few days too if there s one thing to be grateful for it s that i made 3 weeks worth of meals and froze them at least in the midst of the chaos we ll have something to eat besides delivery today s thoughts from lady fromage at 11 26 am 1 comment email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest wednesday august 8 2012 get this baby out of me mil forgive the tacky bathroom mirror picture please at least i m not making a duck face 40 weeks is a crazy long time to have a tenant in my uterus especially when he s not sticking to the lease agreement did he ask about the remodels no i didn t plan to expand the space in there and if he wanted purple stripes so badly we could have painted them in the nursery instead of on my tummy my tenant also keeps a partier s schedule being up most of the night banging on the walls and disturbing his neighbors i do take some pleasure in the fact that he often kicks cpt fromage in the back at night so i m no longer the only one being kept awake i kid kid baby fromage can hang out as long as he needs to we want a big healthy boy coming home from the hospital and truthfully i m not sure caring for a fussy pooping burping hungry baby is going to be any easier than being 37 weeks pregnant in the oklahoma summer heat anyway last week the weatherman used this phrase one i d never heard before to describe the day s forecast lava like temperatures which apparently is 115 degrees a friend made a joke about it melting the sidewalk to which i replied with a link to the news story about the pavement buckling on one of the major roads it s flipping hot here most nights at bedtime it s still over 100 degrees thank god it s downhill from here once baby fromage is born i ll cool off tremendously i hope and everyone keeps telling us that the hottest time of year here is the last 2 weeks of july and first week of august hope they re all right and the mercury drops a little soon on the bright side it s been fantastic weather for making sun tea three weeks til d day assuming he s a due date baby which few are never has a fromage been accused of being on time much less early so bets are on that he s going to be late but a gut feeling tells me he s going to surprise us all and join the party before august 29 we ll see shortly after our new addition arrives we re off to mississippi less than 3 months from now cpt fromage reports for his new job there hooray for another move sarcasm lots of big changes coming up for our little growing family all happening fast i should be getting prepared but all i really want right now is a nap today s thoughts from lady fromage at 9 29 am 2 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest flavors baby fromage feeling hot hot hot moving monday july 16 2012 cambridge or bust we haven t ordered new address labels just yet but our hopes and hearts are set on 2 years in massachusetts cpt fromage is applying for the harvard mba program and the goal is to start in the fall of 2013 i have full confidence he ll be accepted behind the curve you bet rushed yes yes we are panicking yep a little excited h3ll yeah we are the timing couldn t be more wonderful as we re only about 6 weeks away from the most hectic time of our lives though nothing could take away from how excited we are to bring baby fromage home from the hospital prepping for the gmat the application process for an ivy league school trying to lock in where we ll be until we make the transition and rearranging our finances so we can live on about half of our current income for 24 months seems overwhelming on its own but coupled with a brand new baby it s really going to suck though i m sure baby fromage will try to be helpful and wake his dad up throughout the night so he can get up and study what a thoughtful baby he will be while it s going to be a challenge to make it happen it s also doable living on student loans makes me nervous but based on others experiences we should make it just fine and come out with a manageable amount of debt though it s still going to be a lot at the end of the day having a happy family unseparated by war a husband who s happy at what he s doing and can be a dad to his kids from home instead of via skype is worth pinching pennies tightening our belts and taking on some debt the saying some people are so poor all they have is money comes to mind right now in addition to being totally stoked we re also pretty overwhelmed every time we think we ve solved one issue 10 more pop up in its place not to mention that cpt fromage isn t actually out of the army just yet they can still make things hard for us until he s out from under their thumb assuming they let him leave at all but things look good for now we re bracing ourselves for whatever happens to mess up our plans as things certainly will things are a little stressful and i m sure they ll continue to be until we get out feet on the ground in boston and make it through the first few months thankfully we ve just about mastered the skill of taking turns being the rational calm one and the partner who s having a breakdown we rotate every few days to keep it interesting the coming months will likely be full of excitement and disappointments huge steps forward and as many backward and lots of readjusting to make things happen but we re so excited to change direction we ve just got to brace ourselves since we re doing it at full speed today s thoughts from lady fromage at 11 31 am 2 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest flavors baby fromage goodbye army older posts home subscribe to posts atom twitter about me lady fromage i am a painfully introverted vegetarian and i scrunch when i m happy i love holstein cows and plan to one day own one who i will name sir loin until that day i have settled for a small stuffed version i insist that he sleep in bed with my me and hubby on occasion i have made hubby bring the loin when he travels oh yeah and i m a total facebook stalker view my complete profile my photographic journey 365 days in pictures rei store most sampled cheesy goodness hello out there i m still here i doubt if i have any followers remaining after my year long hiatus but just incase anyone pops over i thought i d lite brite lite brite turn on 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