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fear and loathing in a library fear and loathing in a library one man s daring quest to keep his humanity while being surrounded by a cast of interesting patrons after graduating college and moving back to the big city young tony kris has a daunting challenge of working at that hallowed bastion of learning the library can he make it can he survive can he keep making inane questions find out and see in the continuing adventures of fear and loathing in a library friday december 4 2009 the kris is back boom after a year off tony kris is returning to explore the horrors of library life and working a word about my absence yes i am now the owner of an ma in history pending graduation in 2 weeks and even better i ll be going for my ph d yup my wacky thesis was approved not only that i ll be working for the big city library for another 6 months at the very least so they ll be tons of stories here s some recent ones at new belfast a girl of about 7 comes up to the desk to ask for a computer whilst waiting she digs in her butt and then smells her finger at buffalo a patron asks me if we have girls gone wild videos to check out and then my good friend petey pedaphile shows up for the first time in over a year so get ready it s gonna be fun posted by tony kris at 11 44 pm no comments labels buffalo gross new belfast petey pedaphile thursday december 18 2008 a sad confession so for all both of my fans i have this saddening development next semester i tony kris will be embarking on my thesis at ubc as such my free time will be severely diminished in addition pending an assistanceship there is a very real possibility i might not be working for the big city library system much longer in that vein i believe f ll will be going in a sabbatical for the spring if i manage to continue to work for the library then of course i ll update as much as i can but to be honest i think all free time i might have will be spend researching or writing my behemoth of a paper for the record my topic is the economic rammifications of rap music i have an interest in cultural history and the scholarship for that particular field is wide open call me nothing if not an oppurtunist however i can t not give you a wacky story so here comes a quick one at the middletown branch when a hairy farmer type comes in he s wearing overalls without a shirt and approaches the circ desk with several wal mart bags overflowing with some sort of plant life along with boner leroy the politican with the profane name and white flight the people of middletown love their wal mart old mcyeti hey you re new me not wanting to go into the whole song and dance about different libraries everyday something like that can i help you om hoisting the bag so i can see yeah is marian the librarian not her real name in i ve got something for her me i don t think so om well don t that beat all i ve got 5 pounds here of mustard greens and i was wanting to give them to miss marian now yelling hey who here wants some free mustard greens okay i should fully describe the sequence of events that went on within a spilt second i was convinced i was going to have to call the police to deal with a crazed bigfoot however just as i was about to go for the phone another one of the librarians came out assuming she was going to give me moral support i let her take point but this was not meant to be other librarian lady you got mustard greens om yup you want em oll verbatium i swear hells yeah i want some mustard greens i m gonna shove these in the croc pot with some bacon and have them for supper neddless to say hearing hells yeah uttered by a rather prim individual was surprising enough let alone taking old mcyeti s greens does anyone else accept food of plastic bagged origin at their work posted by tony kris at 7 10 pm 1 comment labels librarians middletown saturday november 1 2008 you honestly need lessons an actual phone call to a library at paradise plaza where we get an interesting call wannabe pick up artist do you have any books about how to be a womanizer response please hold entire circulation staff dies of laughter for a solid two minutes answer no i m sorry we don t wpa dang posted by tony kris at 3 14 pm 2 comments labels paradise plaza monday october 20 2008 the world is a much more complicated place than i realized at the washington branch woman comes up to the desk and returns a couple of dvds and some books on the ancient greeks i swear i am not making this up on the grave of my unborn child geographical marvel girl umm yeah i got a problem with these books they weren t good enough me what seems to be the problem gmg holding up one of the offending volumes i needed books on ancient greece this is greek me not understanding the problem you need books on ancient greece gmg and the people who lived there me so greeks gmg getting angry and looking at me like i m stupid not greeks greece the teacher said this book wasn t good enough me thinking it s for a college assignment or something not like she d ever make it far in college the books are ya so maybe the reading level was too basic so what type of school is this for gmg middle school my son s teacher said he needed books on greece this about greek me trying oh so desperately to understand ma am greeks lived in greece the name of the people who lived in greece was greek it s like how americans live in america gmg her brain straining to comprehend look at this title it says greek i need books on greece finally another librarian came in for the assist and helped her find more books but this brings up some problematic points is my brother in law half greek or half greece how close in proximity are the two countries are greece greek international relations heated posted by tony kris at 12 55 pm 2 comments labels bizzare washington friday october 3 2008 they do both share a last name so i feel i should reveal a bit more about one of the system s continual but not exactly problematic patrons his name is mr butkis richard butkis to be exact he s a large fellow who used to terrorize offensive linemen back in the day but has since retired to big city and has mellowed out considerably note he s not dick butkis but sure looks like him and has a stored past in football mr butkis has a habit of showing up at various libraries throughout the system to check out cds i have no idea why he travels around town so much except for the hypotheses that he s bored in retirement or has a part time job which allows him to wander around big city regardless at any given library on any given day mr butkis is apt to show up with a large pile of jamiroquai and velvet revolver he also has really weird and varied tastes but always feels the need to explain to me his choices as well as random trivia about the artists which may or may not be true of course my connection to mr butkis goes a bit deeper than recongizable mobile patron i suppose i should share some personal information you see not only did i teach mr butkis younger son for a while but attended both middle and high school with his daughter richette i was also in the same drama program with richette for eons and mr butkis always showed up for preformances i also had a massive crush on richette for a good 5 years of course it ended poorly she didn t share my feelings but i was smitted i also never made a move because her dad was the size of a muscular refrigerator and could play me like an accordian but mr butkis never knew of my unrequited emotions towards richette so he just considered me an acting chum who always got cast along side his daughter anyway i had dealt with mr butkis several times before he asked me where he knew me from he guessed a football camp then another classmate before finally realizing my identity as tony kris he hadn t seen me in a good 5 years or so and he looked much smaller combination of him losing mass over the years and me growing to 6 3 anytime he comes in he makes it a point for me to check him out and feels the need to give me a lengthy update on richette s recent doings i seriously think he would destroy me if he ever found out i would have killed somebody for some of his daughter s old bathwater back in the day hyperbole but you get the idea so here s the last conversation we had at the longshore branch i could do a whole series on mr butkis exchanges mr butkis andy kris how goes it today me not too bad sir yourself mr butkis well i m feeling some kanye reo speedwagon and no doubt today get a little bit of a chi town flow going down i wasn t aware all of these artists were from chicago also mr butkis is a white dude in his 60s me oh is that so mr butkis did you know that kanye west s biological father is cornel west i just found that out me knowing this is pefectly bogus wow mr butkis it makes sense if you compare kanye s first album and his dad s second book some of the passages overlap stand back dark side of the moon and wizard of oz kanye and cornel have got you beat me i ll have to try it posted by tony kris at 3 08 pm no comments friday september 26 2008 things which cannot be unseen working at the washington branch which i usually greatly enjoy however due to a massive staffing shortage everyone working was not a regular to add to the bizzareness my supervisor ms bunny was also working the desk that day note ms bunny is aware of my blog anyway about 15 minutes prior to closing my supervisor comes up to me and goes ms bunny so what s your tolerance to grossness me i m not sure but i think it s about to be tested ms bunny come see someone had returned a bag filled with books and said books were covered in maggots maggots teeny tiny itty bitty writhing white grubs ms bunny and another supervisor spent a great deal of time cleaning and disinfecting the area did i mention there were maggots sadly my immediate exclamation after seeing this disgusting sight me oh man this is so getting blogged about posted by tony kris at 9 33 am 1 comment labels gross washington wednesday august 13 2008 timberland and magoo this past friday i got the pleasure of serving at the timberland branch i ve never really mentioned them before mainly because i never go there timberland is an affluent area of big city and happens to be one of the system s busier branches and boy did i learn that i worked circ and the books never stopped coming ever for hours at a stretch i was dumb struck by the massive amounts of books coming through the drop box i asked a page if it was always this busy to which she replied overworked page hmph just be glad it s the weekend and one of our slow days however my time at the timberland branch was not just spent underneath piles of books i also had a very interesting patron come in it s about 15 minutes to closing and i m working the check out station things are slowing down most of the patrons have already left it is friday night and i just got the go ahead from the branch head to shut down the check out desk until this ole sourpuss comes up i m not going to say she s one of our special patrons i truly think she was just a mean looking woman with a nasty dispostion she comes up to the desk doesn t say a word to me and slams down a humongous stack of pencils i didn t even bother trying to talk to her for the sake of my soul without acknowledging me she reaches for the electric pencil sharpener and begins to sharpen pencils she s got about 50 so here s the situation i m held hostage by magoo i think the title of my post gives it away but i m curious if anyone gets the reference and the branch head is wondering about my lack of compliance to their direction timberland branch head tony i thought i told you to shut it down it s almost time to go me wary of magoo umm i don t think now s a good time thankfully my harrowing ordeal was finally at an end once magoo ran out of pencils posted by tony kris at 4 16 pm no comments older posts home subscribe to posts atom blog archive 2009 1 december 1 the kris is 2008 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