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uranus planet of the unpredictable is bringing all sorts of unlikely things and people into your life increasing chances of a breakthrough virgo august 24 september 23 no better time than now to make financial plans and fill forms and your new state of mind makes you more effective at discerning people s motives which is useful if someone s trying to be persuasive in matters of wills and legacies it could just be that a revision is required who has been neglectful of late libra september 24 october 23 a social makeover is due again this time events take you into new situations and your mind is more easily bored by old anecdotes and lengthy accounts of ailments if this sounds callous it s really about being honest and staying fresh to life stay kindly in touch with familiars while gallivanting with more sparkling types scorpio october 24 november 22 the spring clean can be applied to day to day life making even the smallest change in routine raises morale and triggers creative developments wellbeing too is a major topic whatever gives you space to be pampered or gently pummelled go for it a new kind of therapy attracts your interest and could be just what you need sagittarius november 23 december 21 property matters continue to dominate life unlike recent past months april is an excellent month to move forward with any domestic building or family project provided sensitivity to other perspectives is maintained loved ones are more likely to be agreeable to a plan because you are listening to them even if they have reservations capricorn december 22 january 20 there s much to be excited about this year yet you re feeling uneasy your world feels under threat what does the future hold have i missed an opportunity am i safe ruler saturn soon enters a new sign and such a transition is usually marked by nervousness especially with cappies take a more relaxed approach to what cannot be controlled aquarius january 21 february 19 local world matters don t greatly interest you such is the cosmic nature of your mind yet the skies decree that neighbourhood politics will preoccupy you council tax traffic cones misery too many nail salons are you still awake yet you will address any of these matters and more with campaigning zeal to the horror of many pisces february 20 march 20 people will have noted an edgier you in recent weeks due to ruler neptune having moved into a bold fast moving sign it s going to be there for years this takes time to get used to on the to do list is sorting out assets and income seek clarity fortunately you have time yet to re order priorities posted by madame arcati at 3 46 pm no comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest saturday march 29 2025 the lady magazine commences liquidation proceedings very sad news received today under the solar eclipse traditionally not great in aries the lady magazine has commenced liquidation proceedings arising from hmrc pursuing an alleged 360 000 tax debt i am supposing the magazine is no more only recently it brought out its 140th birthday edition having been launched in 1885 my condolences to proprietor ben budworth and editor helen budworth i was recruited to the magazine back in 2011 by then editor rachel johnson who was a fan of the madame arcati blog i was the lady s first and last astrologer did i see doom coming the myth about astrology is that hard and fast forecasts can be made but let me put it this way the solar eclipse of today is ruled by mars and the magazine s mars is in its 8th house traditional zone of death and taxes the future is not set in stone but we way reflect on where the planets are at certain events i had the honour of working with some great editors of the magazine rachel did the essential thing of breaking moulds and she enjoyed spikes in circulation but only spikes i think it was channel 4 that broadcast a riveting documentary of life at the magazine when it was housed in a wedding cake of a property in covent garden sam taylor was a joy and i felt appreciative of astrology or of acausal approaches to life helen brought a great pizazz to the title and i always liked her i ll say more about the lady another time posted by madame arcati at 4 18 pm no comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest thursday march 27 2025 how vanity fair put graydon carter in his place faint praise is one way of damning something another is to throw a knowing glance at the something before shifting one s fanning gaze elsewhere fast as if to say next this latter course has been adopted by the april 2025 edition of vanity fair and the something is graydon carter s memoirs when the going was good about his time as editor of that magazine all of 25 years vf s fanning gaze takes the form of a tiny capsule nod to the fact of this book s existence a review ette no bigger than a postage stamp oh here it is given carter s eminence among other things presiding over the sensational caitlyn jenner cover marking the transition of olympic gold medal winning decathelete bruce to the sisterhood one might think that the book worthy of a longer review and or an extract and or an interview it was not meant to be there was the chance to mire the readership in celebrity goss and relive vf s glory days a chance to celebrate its best editor arguably current editor radhika jones plainly decided or it was decided elsewhere that the book should not experience an excess of enthusiasm on the other hand to ignore it altogether would be less than elegant after all one of the reasons why statuesque intellectual radhika holds her post is because graydon and tina brown before him made the magazine such a success in the first place kerching poppet the review ette has all the hallmarks of an amateurish nepo intern job have you spotted its tautology do write in so what s going on we now turn to last week s the sunday times magazine for likely backstories and hadley freeman s breathless interview with graydon hadley shows some gusto as a writer and what she lacks in exquisiteness of style is plainly over compensated for by an abundance of gall or chutzpah this latter goes far in mainstream journalism pushy push push ai subs can tidy up the outpourings alas hadley had to fly steerage london to new york to meet carter a revelation that plainly amuses him he flew concorde in his pomp the interview is quite revealing first we learn that he thinks not too affectionately of american vogue editor in chief anna wintour his boss at cond é nast as editorial director in the last eight years of his editorship we discern a long standing froideur between the legends he tells hadley it s funny anna s job title has gotten longer as cond é nast has gotten smaller she s like one of those ruritanian princes he also shares that anna has the vulgar habit of terminating a restaurant meal as soon as she is done leaving dinner mates mid bite anna was always frosty and hints he could have said so much more while anna will not have known what graydon had say to hadley we may suppose she got wind of the book s contents the cheeky anecdotes about her and it was editorially intuited that a minimal reception was in order fanning gaze we then come to radhika and her vf a gelding compared to graydon s big bollocks stallion hadley finds the gelding less fun and here i would agree the layouts are sophomorically distracting and the features candy crush toothless but for the recent profile of the sussexes which found its courage in running with the media pack and slagging the montecito royals off hadley tells carter that she finds radhika s covers dull to which he responds you can say that i never could a good house of cards line of non self incriminatory agreement he looks happy to note that today s vf has fewer ads personally i would have run a long extract from graydon s book and relished the indiscretions get dirty i mean who cares but radhika s vf is just nice and if it does get mean it looks over its shoulder first posted by madame arcati at 2 32 pm no comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest friday march 21 2025 river the regalista now meghan writes him a letter madame arcati s substack dash 2 2 good heavens the duchess of markle has written a letter to one of her trolls river below is my take on him she with tiara meghan attempts to deploy humour in her elaborate epistle and she reveals some self satire to her credit river may accept to gift from montecito meanwhile river among the baubles of youtube podcasters is a young femme chap called river and how he flows and flows a torrent of royally inflected words pour forth on a regular basis and he is indeed articulate university educated probably or an inspired autodidact river is a vision of tiara d pulchritude and is yet another specialist in matters meghan and harry a regalista in the mode of drawling lady colin aw aw campbell and dan spite face wootton litigation pending poppet sniping at anyone who may offend or challenge the firm in all instances meghan of montecito is marked for especially vicious scorn unlike lady c river does not pose as an insider with direct windsor wormholes spewing goss at least i don t think so i have not watched all of river s videos i find my horoscopy to be quite time consuming from what i gather he is an assiduous reader of royal tattle with a sharp eye for a revealing detail missed by most others this prompts engaging monologues that sustain the impression of exclusivity i have no idea who he is he says he lives near hampstead london even grok is non plussed muddling him with the michael jackson american impersonator river gibbs whose videos can be found on youtube and instagram indeed i confused the two until river himself drew my attention to one of his podcasts in which he scotches the multiple personality rumour i must admit i did find it hard to reconcile the athletic rollerskater river g with his serene highness river on his armchair throne imagining that he boarded the transatlantic red eye to play two different parts how silly of moi btw since following river g on instagram he has made the account private so my other alter egos watch him instead river s youtube channel is popular he has 154 000 subscribers and his 367 videos to date have been viewed 47 000 000 times i m well jel each video draws a cacophony of commentary mostly of the pleasuring kind though one recent message earned river s ire he was berated for using jesus christ as a quss word and was told to man up river s response was a thing of wonder as he majesterially tore into his critic telling his public that he could not give a fuck what they thought of him in any case as he wondered in effect what kind of christian would be watching a faintly louche rocky horror picture show type podcast and why would river a master of princessy maquillage want to be manning up this last point takes us to this week when river went off usual topic and gave an entertaining account of his well populated love life history male members or tree trunks were size queened by ethnicity and apparently gingers smell of pig s urine i ll take that under advisement it was all very fruity my fruits one of his signature endearments when not engaged in sexual congress he is quite psychic confidently predicting trump s victory and appears to approve the 47th s dictum that there are only two sexes genders tell that to caitlin a trump pal i gather that divinatory topics are not his thing in our short exchange on his youtube channel comment section willowy river warmed my heart by asking whether i was the vic olliver i like the the bit from this i must deduce that in his formative years before he grew to just under 6 2 he was an avid reader of my old madame arcati blog on blogger goodness knows what he made of my cunt cockery language what or whom have i created in the metaphorical sense river is my blog son or daughter if you prefer and he has used my example of what else you can do solo and get away with in public river is my electronic blood but no i shall not leave him anything in my will i draw attention to his paypal account where you can reward him for his successful screen labours of late river has moved residence which was quite a trial for him it seems he used to be filmed in what looked like a well decorated snug now he has a courtyard of ivy and a new armchair throne set in a drawing room the mise en scène is witness to the sharp study of glossy magazine palace interiors pics and it is just possible that he will one day do a lady c and acquire his own castle goring whether he has to do any whoring so to do jungly lady c style remains a matter of speculation to join river s court here is the link to his channel river broadcast if netflix is reading this sign him up and if you know river do leak into my lughole posted by madame arcati at 9 16 pm no comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook 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