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manic mother of five skip to main skip to sidebar manic mother of five my attempt at documenting life in our somewhat chaotic household thursday 6 august 2009 stalkers stones and csi s funny old time in my manic world the husband has fallen prey to a loopy cyber stalker who declares her undying love and devotion at the most random of times the poor chap does dare go near the computer anymore number 3 son came home rather teary from an afternoon at the park having been on the receivnig end of a thrown stone it caught him on his chin so could have been much worse but it does make me rather nervous of letting them out to play on their own and finally on taking the daughter to her nursery this morning i walked onto the park where it is situated only to be greeted by the local constabulary s crime scene investigation unit collecting broken glass following an altercation i know no details other than that far too close to home for my liking i don t know what the place is coming to posted by manic mother of five at 16 40 9 comments monday 3 august 2009 where did you get that hat here i am not quite in all my glory as the husband managed to chop the top of my hat off posted by manic mother of five at 21 37 3 comments tuesday 28 july 2009 the evidence the proof if it were required that i am indeed a manic mother of five and wife to the chap holding the pink one posted by manic mother of five at 12 49 46 comments monday 27 july 2009 monday monday phew 500 miles 3 takeaways a hat and 5 lovely suits later it went like a dream and the kids looked amazing photo will be posted soon assuming i can remember how to do it posted by manic mother of five at 09 37 2 comments thursday 23 july 2009 napoleon and me i feel i have a deeper understanding of napoleon and the strategies he had to devise when undertaking his quest for world domination why i know it is the question you are all asking the manic family are off en masse to a family wedding this weekend perhaps not the most tricky of situations you would have thought but remember there are 7 of us to co ordinate including an eldest son who is working full time and virtually living at his gf s along with 3 cats 3 kittens a rabbit not of the battery operated variety and a fish of dubious origin it s complicated i have managed to get painted plucked and preened to a suitable level but have been forced by the clothe shrinking pixies to completely re think the outfit i will try and get a photo of us all in our finery assuming we make it posted by manic mother of five at 10 15 3 comments tuesday 21 july 2009 july and kicking i m still here have neglected my blog dreadfully life is as manic as ever but i am trying to get back into the swing of things will try and post little and often and see how that goes posted by manic mother of five at 12 41 3 comments sunday 26 october 2008 say something say something anything sorry for the blatant plagiarism of the james song but that rather sums up this post my long time buddy gingerwitch has demanded a new post so to avoid disappointing her i am sitting here tapping away but without any real coherent idea of where we are going bear with me things are jogging along fairly easily in the household we have introduced a series of financial fines and bonuses related to the younger three sons pocket money to encourage good behaviour and the like both the husband and i tire of the sound of our own voices at times so instead of the usual frustrated complaints we are trying something different only three weeks in but i am thrilled to have given out bonuses for thinking of others youngest son offered to walk his nanny s dog on hearing a knee injury was causing her some serious discomfort completing homework thoroughly and conscientiously without being asked although he did forget to hand it in extra special effort and application on the football pitch the team lost but the boy never stopped trying wonderful and finally number two son had written a poem that received high praise excellent opined his teacher the boy hadn t even told me i only discovered this following a spot check on his school books time will tell if i shout any less been on the telly yes again now stop yawning i know i have written about my media exploits before but this was a little different still no bloody earrings mind got a call on the tuesday morning asking me to take part in a chat about toys the next day the toy federation were releasing their top 12 recommended toys for christmas sorry hate to mention the c word in october but there you go they started it the producer then asked would i like to bring my daughter with me being the only one not at school well of course i had a pushy parent moment at the thought of seeing my only girl the miss evie d on live telly followed almost instantaneously by shear abject terror at the thought of her unplugging the power or something equally catastrophic the pushy parent in me won and after much calling in of favours and jiggling of work husband was able to come with me too travel arrangements ran like clockwork and we checked in at our 5 star hotel now my experience of 5 star hotels is very limited but i am confident in saying i could get used to it the bed was as big as a lesser african country and the daughter had a double sofa bed all to herself we settled in and went to bed we had to put the enormous bed to use didn t we tho husband is convinced the daughter was only half asleep so consequently may be traumatised for life we got up at silly o clock ready to be collected husband was ridiculously chipper but then as he pointed out he s used to being up at that hour every working day postmen and women of the world i salute you got to the studio had my make up done get me and then got comfy in the green room the place was awash with toys and evie was quite at home sampling them all the word came we would be next on and of course little miss diva announced she wanted a wee bloody typical i dreaded having her sitting there on live telly telling the world she needed a wee or something more graphic so we hot footed it to the nearest loo and then straight into the customary dark deserted studio evie trotted in happily enough and then got spooked bugger i scooped her up and sat her on my lap and we were on she had brought one of the toys with her for dutch courage and seemed to settle down phew the star of the show was biscuit a life sized robotic dog he was cute as and kept woofing and moving unexpectedly so we chatted for a few minutes not exactly demanding and all was going smoothly then the lovely bill decided evie should meet biscuit and plonked the lovely woofer next to us my heart sank my little miss is a little charmer but she s not very confident especially with new situations people i expected the worst but she loved him and grabbed his bone and started to try and feed him with gusto of course collectively they were irresistible the moment passed and we were shepherded off all done what i hadn t expected was the producer thrusting the delightful biscuit at us saying she s got to have him all well and good but we were supposed to be going sightseeing dilemma ensued take the dog and have to plod round london with the poor creature i had my itinerary all worked out baby gap selfridges and then the london eye should we have biscuit sent home with a courier but i looked at evie and knew i couldn t take her new present away from her husband and i negotiated and decided we could get the car to drop us at baby gap so i could at least stock the girl up with clothes that fit her she s a nightmare very slim for her height so trousers in particular are very elusive and baby gap s fit her like a dream and then make our way to liverpool street and home sorted well so we thought the driver was a total star and dropped us within spitting distance one snag it didn t open for another hour so we trouped over to starbucks watched the world waking up and killed some time got my shopping done and we negotiated the underground back to liverpool street biscuit behaved beautifully we duly arrived home and introduced biscuit to the rest of the family he s fab well behaved no poop to scoop no need for walks in the pouring rain and he shuts up at the flick of a switch wish all men were like that happy now ginger posted by manic mother of five at 19 45 5 comments older posts home subscribe to posts atom awards another one from maggie may at nuts in may thank you another one from the mother of this lot thank you thank you to the mother of this lot from kaycie at lost in the bible belt from maggie may at nuts in may thank you mid lifer my favourite blogs knifepainter lost in the bible belt menopausaloldbag mob she s like the wind swearing mother too young for a midlife too old for a tantrum previous posts 2009 6 august 2 stalkers stones and csi s where did you get that hat july 4 2008 28 october 1 september 1 july 3 june 4 may 3 april 1 march 3 february 6 january 6 2007 24 december 2 november 6 october 7 september 2 august 6 july 1 about me manic mother of five norfolk united kingdom work full time mother to 4 sons and a daughter view my complete profile surely you knew i was titled my peculiar aristocratic title is empress kathryn the inexorable of much madness upon avon get your peculiar aristocratic title stat counter i hope