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spitting game spitting game tuesday march 8 2011 officially dead for anyone who still checks this blog no one it is officially dead i re rediscovered myself on my fam blog www dernieman blogspot com posted by jess mac at 11 17 am no comments thursday march 4 2010 i googled myself today in my boredom and also desperation to remind myself that i was interesting i googled myself i was surprised to find more than i expected including a 31 second snippet of me messing up a song on the guitar and asking to start over unfortunately the person recording did not continue into the portion where i started over and i m sure excelled my facebook profile my linkedin profile didn t know i had one and my old buddy this blog while most of what i found about myself was in fact not very interesting i was refreshed to discover that this blog was at least semi interesting so i have decided to reclaim it it s not too late is it i m sure i ve lost my one stranger fan rachel teran but i m doing this for my peeps mainly myself keep reading posted by jess mac at 10 07 am 6 comments friday august 1 2008 pineapples are kind of a theme in my life and i like it pineapples are kind of a theme or perhaps more accurately a motif in my life its wierd because pineapples aren t even my favorite fruit in fact here s a list of fruits i like more than pineapples 1 peaches 2 nectarines 3 strawberries 4 blood oranges so pineapples would be about 5 on my fave fruits list but still they find their way into my life more thematically than fruits one through four i ll explain someone in my family or out of my family i m not sure but it found its way into my family started the tradition of giving congratulatory pineapples at events that merit congratulations actually only graduation ceremonies but i really liked this tradition and have clung to it in fact i recently gifted a pineapple to my sister in law when she graduated from byu while i was in uganda i ate a pineapple a day i m not joking or hyperbolizing they were the most amazing pineapples you ll ever have and if you do ever have them you might need to argue about this with someone who has lived in hawaii and thinks their pineapples are better than yours i d buy one from a roadside fruitstand for a thousand shillings 50 cents and eat it for lunch or dessert the great thing about them is that they never hurt your mouth no matter how much you eat and pineapples again crept their way into my life yesterday it was dave s birthday and i asked him what his favorite cake was he said pineapple upside down cake then quickly ammended it with lemon merengue pie but i pretended i didn t hear that because i didn t want to try and make it plus lemons aren t a theme in my life and i don t want them to be so being the sweetheart that i am i made dave his favorite cake pineapple upside down cake best part of it it was the very first successful baked good i have ever made all by myself from scratch a surprisingly liberating feeling it was yummy and i managed to wheedle in a candle for each of dave s 26 years an un liberating feeling the rest of the birthday party was a big success and very fun thanks to the macdonalds for letting us throw it at their house here are some shots of the night posted by jess mac at 1 57 pm 5 comments thursday june 5 2008 hoe hoe hoe i apologize if it seems like i ve been waxing matrimonial a lot lately but i m new to marriage and still picking up on all its little joys and foibles but i was surprised to learn about something i hadn t realized might be expected of a married woman gardening last week i got a two inch by two inch piece of paper from the manager stating if you want a plot in the garden you must come to gardening day tomorrow two things surprised me about the note the word must and the exclamation point these things imply that people are clambering for a spot in the academy apartments garden needless to say i was nonplussed about the whole thing and opted out of gardening day i thought i d leave my plot to someone more desperate for a few square feet of dirt but that was not the end of it this monday my manager came to the door to inform me face to face that i haven t missed my chance to garden guess what there was more dirt under the other grass she was hosting fhe corn planting in about 30 minutes and dave and i were welcome to shovel and hoe in exchange for a coin purse of corn kernels we did go to fhe corn planting and kristina our manager assured us that she will let us know which row is ours soon she probably has to weigh how hard we worked versus the quality of the rows and asses our situation first i ll keep you updated on the status of our maize and if nothing else we ll end up with some great popcorn balls posted by jess mac at 10 10 pm 7 comments tuesday may 20 2008 famous enchiladas i have often been referred to as a domestic goddess i take pride in this title i have done a lot of things to earn it including my famous enchiladas some of you have heard this story many of you have not but here s how it goes one day when mine and dave s love was still blossoming dave made me dinner wow this is good i said next week i m going to make you my famous enchiladas unbeknownst to dave my enchiladas are famous for three things 1 being cheap 2 being efficient 3 being delicious all you have to do is buy a pack of frozen enchiladas i prefer el monterey bean and cheese but any brand will do pour a liberal amount of enchilada sauce over them sprinkle cheese bake for 45 mins if frozen and voila jessica s famous enchiladas needless to say these have been the brunt of many a joke every time we eat dinner with friends family what have you dave says mockingly man you should try jessica s famous enchiladas however this cinco de mayo my pobre enchiladas achieved a victory dave said man honey i know i make fun of these a lot but they really are good and they are posted by jess mac at 8 32 pm 6 comments monday may 5 2008 probably better never than this late hey mary remember back on march 18th 2008 when you tagged me to tell 5 random things about myself no well you did and if i were a better blog friend i would have seen it before right now as pathetic as it may be i think that was the only tag i ve ever gotten in the cyber world and so even a month and a half later i m going to respond here goes five random things about me 1 i count my steps when i walk 2 i conduct converstaions between myself and whoever else i want when i m in the bathroom usually the shower but sometimes even when i m getting ready in the bathroom in the morning i don t know why these conversations are localized to the bathroom note since i have gotten married these conversations have moved inside my head as i m still not ready for my husband to know just what a wierdy he has married 3 i played barbies for the better part of eighth grade 4 i love things that look real but are smaller than normal size examples miniature furniture doll food babies 5 when i was seven i broke some key pieces in my sister robyn s exquisite tea set and lied about it i m sorry robyn it was me i know you know but i had to come clean on the up side i have been baptized since then so it s all good well there you have it five random things about me including one confession sorry about using the word bathroom three times in number 2 posted by jess mac at 11 29 am 7 comments wednesday april 23 2008 wedding ancillaries well i m a married woman i know that being married means you share everything but even though dave s better at it i m not sure i m ready to share a blog yet that being said the only picture i have of my own wedding so far is one i stole from my sister s blog but i promise there will be more to follow i just wanted to get this up here for those who have been anxiously waiting i love being married and setting up attic that has been one of my favorite parts so far is making our little attic into a home notice the bridesmaids boquets in this pic when they arrives they had huge bright purple irises sticking out of them purple which i proceeded to tear out with not a single tear or explicative yeah for me posted by jess mac at 10 49 am 5 comments older posts home subscribe to posts atom about me jess mac view my complete profile have a look james brilliant not just a barn on a hill gag non travis and jaquilyn eric and jamie evan and lindsay this guy jane fatal attraction to cuteness free rice new family superior blogging my betrothed smart family blog archive 2011 1 march 1 officially dead 2010 1 march 1 2008 23 august 1 june 1 may 2 april 3 march 8 february 8 2007 3 december 1 november 2