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s for those of us who get down on christmas from a gremlin s head being tossed in the fire like a yule log to phoebe cates talking about how her father died on christmas coming down the chimney basically it s a great movie and you should watch it now as you notice i have a lot of viewing i have not written about and i m going to fix that so generations to come can also enjoy some weird christmas viewing or at the very least my reviews of weird christmas viewing however tonight i am getting my happy ass to holiday karaoke to rock santa baby but don t give up on me yet there will be 25 reviews here soon mark my damn words labels christmas christmas movies horror christmas movies bad bunni posted at 12 21 2013 09 38 00 pm apologies on the delay i know i was going strong there for a bit but last week was the last week of classes so the big push to get papers done for the last class i made it followed by a petite cat crisis and then a large holiday crisis my uncle dan passed away this makes dan the second relative to die close to christmas in the last five years see why the christmas spirit is so difficult for me doesn t help the other one is my grandmother so my mother is already in the wallowing in sadness portion of the holiday dan was a larger than life character he had a huge booming voice that preceded him but he was always jovial and welcoming long before he d enter a room i d hear him calling out is that bunni and mere lapin c mere you and he d hug us and give us kisses on the cheek i always associated dan with christmas because he and his wife would host a huge christmas party on christmas eve with drinks games a huge food spread and an appearance by santa with gifts for the young children some of my relatives remember seeing me spotting santa in the snow outside dan s house he bought a jukebox in the 80s which had christmas songs like jingle bell rock a song i still associate with him and strangely had just bought a version of it off itunes three days before he died dan s house was a short walk through woods from my grandmother s former house i remember many times loading up with gifts and merely walking through the snowy woods towards the sounds of laughter and christmas songs coming from his house the day after christmas all the kids would get together and play games trivial pursuit usually or sing karaoke it was the one time of year i saw that side of the family in recent years because of dan and his wife s age his daughters took over hosting same party same food same guests same spirit just a different venue his one daughter would jam every inch of her house with christmas decor right down to the toilet paper no joke i got tired just looking at all the things she set up on her mantle houses angels snowmen santas elves reindeer presents i hope this will not kill her christmas spirit in the future sadly after my grandmother died three years ago my mother and i didn t venture back to visit on christmas eve with nana gone we had no place to stay that night and so instead we made our christmas at my mother s house while it s obviously more comfortable and easier than a three hour drive to stay at a hotel i missed those parties and seeing my relatives i was going to bring up to my mother visiting next year that perhaps i would rent a car and go out there on christmas eve for a bit not the most practical plan but i missed them unfortunately even if i do dan will not be there dan i miss you but i m singing jingle bell rock for you i will keep the christmas spirit alive in your memory as you were always such a generous man i will be posting new movie reviews and dating stories soon but hopefully you understand that this will take a while to work through in the meantime if there is a relative or friend you haven t seen in a while make plans to go see them for the holidays if you can labels christmas death loss mourning bad bunni posted at 12 11 2013 04 52 00 pm day 2 of 25 days of unconventional christmas viewing black christmas 2006 remake generally i am against remakes there are however always exceptions and the remake of black christmas is such an exception i ll actually be discussing the remake before the original due to a screw up at the rental shop i asked for black christmas and received the remake instead of the original so i m afraid tomorrow will be a bit of repeat business the original black christmas released in 1974 the year of my birth is largely considered one of the first slashers as such one can not criticize it too heavily for not being so creative in its murders it s a more naturalistic slasher relying heavily on the danger is coming from inside the house this is probably because it s based on a series of actual murders that took place around quebec during christmastime part of the trickiness of a successful remake is capturing the spirit of the original while updating the work to 1 take into consideration technological advances 2 address the media savvy of the audience thanks to movies like scream current audiences are very savvy about the elements of a slasher the survivor girl the dangers of sin unlike audiences in 1974 when slashers were just emerging as a genre one of the first things about that should capture audiences about this remake is the cast it features michelle trachtenberg best known as dawn from buffy the vampire slayer mary elizabeth winstead the thing remake and abraham lincoln vampire hunter katie cassidy the nightmare on elm street remake oliver hudson as the dubious boyfriend kyle and the fabulously talented andrea martin as the den mother the movie opens with 3 murders in quick succession which makes the viewer wonder how the movie will keep up the pace yet it doesn t disappoint the pace is fast enough that one is willing to forgive kitschy touches like a killer christmas y rube goldberg machine unlike the original the movie takes full advantage of all the dangers of the season like candy canes creepy clauses and christmas lights i won t go into anymore detail lest i reveal too much of the surprising creativity used to dispatch the cast one touch i particularly liked is the use of christmas lights to lend a saturated color palate reminiscent of dario argento argento a fan of deep red and green colors would surely appreciate a film that uses strings of christmas lights to produce the same unsettling effect one of the things that usually tips me off to a quality film or tv show is the attention given to set dressing this film had one shot early one which was a whole horror story in itself billy a chronically ill young man born to toxic parents sets out a tray of cookies and milk by a letter for santa on the same tray sits a cup filled with cigarette butts his mother s who goes on to taunt him that santa claus is dead this brief moment alone totally encapsulates billy s childhood a child attempting to hold onto some hope in the face of a cruel and selfish parent one of the most successful aspects of the movie is its focus on the destructive nature of family while christmas is supposed to be a time to appreciate family its more often about re opening old wounds attempting to be pleasant with estranged family members or coping with loneliness the movie emphasis this point with a cast filled with estranged sisters and daughters as well as destructive and selfish parents this is the true horror of christmas and the movie exploits it to the hilt the film goes onto to use a rather clever system to recreate the tension from the original in terms of the killer being from within the house with mobile phones one of the main weaknesses of the movie is that the director loves to over utilize extreme close ups on objects that will be relevant door knobs computer screens and phones amongst others yes you should let the audience know that this will be a key plot point but you don t need to close up on an object every ten minutes the only person who does that well is edgar wright and this is not directed by edgar wright in addition the movie lacks a denouement it starts at a breakneck pace and ends just as quickly without giving the audience time to really survey the destruction which would reinforce the true basis of horror of this film which isn t actually about murder but about the destructive nature of families particularly during the holiday season taking a few minutes to drive that point forward instead of ending the moment the killing does undercuts the real potential of this movie to transcend slasher and use it as tool to reveal the real terror of christmas still and all if you come home from christmas shopping and want to see some spectacularly seasonal deaths i highly recommend this movie i wouldn t watch it while eating milk and cookies though trust me labels black christmas buffy the vampire slayer christmas christmas movies horror christmas movies remakes slasher bad bunni posted at 12 03 2013 11 53 00 am 25 days of unconventional christmas programming so the last two years i ve had trouble with the christmas spirit i thought this year for the 25 days leading up to christmas i would watch an unusual christmas movie or tv show episode some of these of course are more conventional than others some are a bit of reach but they all involve the spirit of christmas in some way so today s selection was stalled a janitor having the worst day of work of his life fired for allegedly stealing toilet paper ends up in the women s bathroom during an office christmas party when the zombie apocalypse breaks out featuring lesbian make outs zombie rats jeff from it not jeff from accounts tributes to both evil dead and thriller plenty of gore christmas music and of course lots and lots of zombies stalled is entertainingly fun it s impressive to see how engaging a movie set almost entirely in a bathroom can be i give credit to the writer dan palmer who is also the main character whose name is never disclosed and referred to the credits only by w c nice touch huh so if you like zombie movies british comedy and a bit of both for the holiday season enjoy stalled it s kind of like shaun of the dead with a techno version of silent night stalled is currently available on netflix live streaming itunes and amazon labels british comedy british zombie movies christmas christmas movies horror christmas movies zombie movies zombies bad bunni posted at 12 01 2013 11 35 00 am more from the annals of trying too hard dating emails before we go any further i want you all to know that while i mock i try to do so with a genuine hope that should someone with low social iq stumble upon this blog he or even she will realize that instead of creating a positive first impression he or she is coming off as rapey mcstalkersons the beauty of online dating is you don t even really have to be funny all i have to do is offer myself up and then wait kind of like fishing with dynamite as it seems there is no shortage of men who don t quite get how to create a unique first impression without coming off as well terrifyingly desperate today s offering hi you look mahvelous dahling did you know that if you toast chin chin to a chinese host it s okay but if it s a japanese host you just said penis you probably already know that but i know you d do the same for me happy holidays will that be a vegan or omniveran one for you i m attending a chinese wedding banquet but the host is a japanese friend so no chin chin at least not for me see you later alligator my name is btw now the play by play you look mahvelous dahling he kicks off with a reference to fernando lamas a recurrent character on snl played by billy crystal in 1985 so he kicks off with a joke that is 30 years old way to date yourself old man did you know that if you toast chin chin to a chinese host it s okay but if it s a japanese host you just said penis he manages to work the word penis into his second sentence now true he couches it in the here s some fun trivia you might know but really out of all the trivia in the world he had to pick penis trivia you probably already know that but i know you d do the same for me tell you penis trivia how about the word penis is latin for tail as in you probably have a vestigial one happy holidays will that be a vegan or omniveran one for you i m planning on eating the souls of men it s a time honored tradition carried out by the women of my clan they are also less calories than pumpkin pie i m attending a chinese wedding banquet but the host is a japanese friend so no chin chin at least not for me not content to break one cardinal rule he manages to get marriage and penis into his very first email in addition he gets marriage and a penis reference in one sentence truly an admirable achievement see you later alligator really we finish this off with a grade school salutation from penis to playschool in two sentences this guy is a neo freudian s wetdream my name is btw hard to believe he almost forgot to tell me his name in this carefully crafted patchwork of awful bad bunni posted at 11 28 2013 01 35 00 pm online dating tip du jour screennames if romeo and juliet had been written today juliet might have mused on her fb page what s in a dating screenname that which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet so romeomontague1570 would were he not romeomontague1570 call d retain that dear perfection which he owes 50 without that screenname obviously one of the first way i can judge a potential cyber suitor is by their screenname for example this morning i received an im from captamerica needless to say it s very exciting to get a message from a name that invokes such an iconic presence unfortunately the message i received hi how are you talk about a huge let down if you give yourself a screenname like that you re setting a very high bar for yourself i m expecting someone who will blow my panties off with the power of a single message there are plenty of ways to capture your spirit without engineering a surefire disappointment for example my online screenname isn t jessicarabbit because damn is that a bad idea for any number of reasons the point is much like when you select a holy grail pick your screenname wisely labels cyber dating date dating online dating screennames bad bunni posted at 11 26 2013 11 21 00 am hello again anatomy of an online come on so i m internet dating again and as such i have a terrible stories to share but this is just going to be a little warm up to remind you of what is out there in wide world of internet dating two weeks ago i joined okcupid because my friend videogeek insisted i get back into dating and my other friend semmelweiss found her husband to be there i put up a profile answered some questions and the men started messaging me many of the come ons are pretty pedestrian telling me i m beautiful great eyes nice smile seem like a cool chick nothing spectacular until i received the following this is what i received word for word no woman on this site has ever done this to me but after sitting here ...