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werewolves on the moon film tv reviews and much more from the church of chang beware of graboids werewolves on the moon film tv reviews and much more from the church of chang beware of graboids the voice of chang the holy gospels jarv s musings jarv s lists jarv s birthday series redux the schlock vault the schlock vault 2009 2010 the schlock vault 2011 the underrated jarv s musings 2009 2012 jarv s birthday series horror movie series droidium tremens echo in the dark k boom s casualties barfy mavra s place the company of wolf the xiphos the hoplon burt gummer s rec room burt gummer s archive 2011 2012 burt gummer s rec room september 2012 archive burt gummer s rec room august 2012 archive burt gummer s rec room june 2012 archive burt gummer s rec room july 2012 archive burt gummer s rec room may 2012 archive burt gummer s rec room april 2012 archive burt gummer s rec room march 2012 archive burt gummer s rec room february 2012 archive burt gummer s rec room january 2012 archive burt 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up this is a long one read more 30th august 2019 by jarv in jarv s musings jarv s schlock vault 10 comments jarv s schlock vault tales of an ancient empire only half christ it s bloody dusty in here i guess we should have invested in that maid service after all tales of an ancient empire is the sequel to the sword and the sorcerer a frankly ludicrous piece of 1980 s sword and sandal cheese with one of the simultaneously daftest but also most awesome weapons that this weird little subgenre produced in all honesty none of these films bar the first conan are what you d call actually good but a few of them beastmaster hawk the slayer krull tsats etc did aspire to highly entertaining cheese and due to ratings laxity because 1980 s invariably slipped an awful lot of adult content into the fragile retinas of young kids such as me read more 12th march 2017 by xiphos0311 in barfy bites the xiphos the hoplon 46 comments xiphos list of approved binge worthy tv shows hey look a new post no seriously i know i know i haven t posted anything in awhile but in fairness nobody else has either so i thought maybe just maybe if i did it would get the ball rolling again let s hope so well anyway this isn t going to be a long post i m just going to make recommendations for a bunch of tv shows i think are great for binge watching for different reasons most i ve talked about before probably but this is just a post to get my feet wet for writing again let me know in the comments any shows i missed which will be many i am sure one last thing this isn t in any sort of order it s just as they occur to me read more 3rd august 2016 by jarv in jarv s musings jarv s birthday series 11 comments the return of jarv s birthday series sin city a dame to kill for 2014 i d completely repressed the fact that we d done these bloody birthday series which come complete with the added bonus of only being stopped by the reviewers actual death anyhoo as i m still on the unemployment train i thought i d have a look to see what treasures 2012 2013 2014 and 2015 had left for me before my imminent birthday this year so having briefly perused wikipedia i was quite pleased to see a palatable list that i ve already for the most part seen and more importantly didn t hate my provisional list is premium rush you re next sinister 2 and for 2014 and today s entry sin city a dame to kill for i ll also update the scores for the first run through after i catch up with 2016 s entry contains new material written especially for werewolves on the moon that isn t as good as the material that has already been published in this series heh and spoilers below read more 30th july 2016 by jarv in jarv s musings made in britain 61 comments made in britain high rise i like ben wheatley films hell i even gave the nod to kill list for my film of the year and i rated down terrace quite highly too unlike droid i even found something to like in sightseers however i found a field in england to be a risible load of art student toss and i ve got nothing good to say about it unfortunately for me i don t like j g ballard believing him to be probably the most overrated author britain s produced in the last 100 years so it was with somewhat mixed feelings that i sat down to watch wheatley s adaptation of ballard s famously unfilmable high rise a movie that spent the better part of 30 years failing to make it to the screen contains social commentary groan and spoilers below read more 26th july 2016 by jarv in coming to terms with fatherhood jarv s musings 13 comments being a responsible parent bumper 6 months unemployed edition part 1 animation the only benefit of long term unemployment is that i ve been able to spend an awful lot of time with finn while he s growing up other than that and i do not say this lightly this has probably been the most miserable 7 count em months out of work that i ve ever had however keeping a happy smile firmly plastered to my face i m going to look at the bright side in that i ve managed to indoctrinate watch a lot of stuff with the little un so here s a brief round up of some of the many films that we ve sat through read more 7th may 2016 by judge droid in a droid premiere droid 15 comments a droid premiere captain america civil war 2016 last month dc attempted to launch a franchise by pitting its two most famous and beloved superheroes against each other batman v superman dawn of justice turned out to be a bit of a mess some good things and some not so good things one of its biggest problems was that it felt overstuffed with characters and plot now just a month later marvel is bringing us its own overstuffed movie that pits hero against hero and while captain himself fuck everybody else is just as long and just as loud as batman v superman is it just as much of a mess let s find out read more 24th march 2016 by judge droid in a droid premiere droid 32 comments a droid premiere batman v superman dawn of justice 2016 it feels like this movie has taken forever to get to the big screen i vaguely remember wolgang petersen being attached at one point in the early 2000 s this was before superman returns before batman begins and then there was that times square billboard in i am legend teasing the possibility that the two most famous superheroes of all time would one day go toe to toe for our viewing pleasure read more 13th march 2016 by judge droid in a droid premiere droid 18 comments a droid premiere triple 9 2016 surprise yes it s your old mate droid here with a review of the new film triple 9 since it s been a surprisingly long time since i wrote one of these i expect it to be pretty terrible so par for the course really read more 8th february 2016 by jarv in jarv s musings the tremors series 16 comments what s this burt is back in tremors 5 i m stunned that tremors has now made it to 5 movies and a tv series stunned who would have thought the original jaws in the desert premise could sustain a franchise of this duration it s almost 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