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the thoughts of mrs smallprint skip to main skip to sidebar the thoughts of mrs smallprint sunday 18 april 2010 nick clegg bread posted by mrs smallprint at 17 13 1 comment tuesday 3 november 2009 eu let down by cameron i am almost lost for words until dave comes up with a better answer than sorry that s that then i won t be voting conservative again i can t help harbouring the nagging suspicion that he s secretly pleased by the result shame on me what to do next answers on the back of a postcard please bloglanders or if it s more convenient in the comments posted by mrs smallprint at 22 02 4 comments labels david cameron eu vote conservative friday 31 july 2009 why do restaurants think we like crunchy green beans tonight we dined out at jamie s restaurant in bath the green beans looked lovely but had barely met the steamer the staff were very nice they took them away and promised us more they were the same we laughed and enjoyed our meal they were very nice and without prompting didn t charge us for the green beans but my question is what is it about green beans that makes chefs think we like not cooked beans i don t want them soggy but i don t want them to make my teeth squeak as i eat them either posted by mrs smallprint at 22 51 2 comments labels green bean chefs sunday 8 february 2009 gordon brown do the decent thing dear mr brown thank you for trying to serve your country i think you would be the first to agree however that your recent attempts have fallen somewhat short of the minimum standard required for a competent prime minister in the circumstances i think that the best action would be for you to do the decent thing and call a general election i know this must come as a blow to you but there is really no point hanging on as there is no prospect of an early recovery why don t you just settle down to concoct your autobiography in a quiet spot in your home town a change of scene would certainly do you good as i have to say you have been looking a little worn of late i strongly believe this is the right thing for you to do yours sincerely mrs smallprint and the undersigned john m ward http wwwjohn m ward blogspot com posted by mrs smallprint at 08 19 8 comments labels election gordon brown right thing to do wednesday 14 january 2009 clemmow hornby inge the naked truth according to companies house clemmow hornby inge limited used to be called naked inside limited the change was made on 04 06 07 was this to spare political blushes update further investigation reveals that this was probably just parking the name after the company which trades now as chi partners ltd changed its name from clemmow hornby inge ltd i doubt the naked truth will ever be revealed but i live in hope posted by mrs smallprint at 08 00 no comments labels clemmow nu labour peter mandelson sunday 21 december 2008 new press officer joins the team i am delighted to announce the appointment of a new team member chino has joined us as press officer so if you have a bone to pick with me he will be happy to help update chino decided he didn t like the name he arrived with and has requested to be called boris dogson in future posted by mrs smallprint at 09 18 3 comments labels chino poodle press officer monday 15 december 2008 santa boot camp http navydads blogspot com 2008 12 north pole boot camp html this made me laugh posted by mrs smallprint at 14 43 no comments labels fun santa over or under regulation it s not alright to accept cash payments of more than 15000 euros or equivalent or provide any form of accountancy service including self employed book keeping without being registered with hmrc or an approved professional body it is alright to invest billions of other people s money without using one iota of common sense if it seems too good to be true it probably is if a multi billion dollar fund has a firm of auditors consisting of one man his secretary and a retired chap in florida then the chances are that the accounts may have a few black holes posted by hazel bridges at 13 53 no comments labels auditors regulation sunday 14 december 2008 bbc strictly voters got it wrong again reading between the lines i presume the reason for all three couples going through to next weeks strictly final is the failure of the public to vote correctly the couple with the lowest mark was obviously voted through which would have forced the judges to choose between the two couples they voted joint top sacre bleu judges revolt why can t anyone accept the first past the post system any more it seems to me that all our institutions are heading the same way the great unwashed may only have a vote if they use it correctly it s not good enough when i vote i want it to count i don t do tv votes i just commentate the eu s shameful behaviour over the constitution by any other name has been truely disgraceful as of course has our own government s by not allowing us a vote because they can t trust us to give them the right answer posted by mrs smallprint at 08 10 2 comments labels bbc eu referendum strictly come dancing friday 12 december 2008 the right thing to do and the lemmings lemming no 1 lets jump off a cliff lemming no 2 why lemming no 1 because it s the right thing to do lemming no 2 okay then you always know the right thing to do lemming no 3 but i don t want to jump to my death lemming no 2 you have to because we have a consensus and it s the right thing to do and besides if you don t jump you will be the odd one out and nobody wants that do they so they all hold hands like good friends should and jump off the cliff smug in the knowledge that although they are all going to die it was the right thing to do posted by mrs smallprint at 08 36 no comments labels lemmings right thing to do thursday 11 december 2008 bbc global warming slip up is carol kirkwood for the weather forecasting high jump after breaking the bbc s goldon rule this morning on one of her forecasts she actually said that temperatures were still below average for the time of year this could surely have her hauled up before the bbc thought police and accused of global warming denial poor thing charlie dog had one of his periodic trims yesterday this will of course guarantee that the weather will be horrible and cold and i will be accused of poodle abuse for cutting off some of his duvet not true as i trim with scissors not the horrible short back and sides clippers perhaps i should post warnings on the blog of when his trim is due so that bloglanders know to wrap up extra warm it would certainly be a better guide to the weather than the global warming mentalists give posted by mrs smallprint at 08 01 1 comment labels bbc charlie dog global warming wednesday 10 december 2008 gordy saves the world many a slip tween cup and lip so now we know that gordon brown really does believe he s saved the world delusional or what posted by mrs smallprint at 13 18 no comments labels gordon brown gordy super hero sunday 7 december 2008 wind power danger i wonder what master mind thought building an enormous wind turbine only 65m from peoples homes was a good safe idea unfortunately they have turned out to be incorrect and it was more luck than judgement that nobody was injured the danish government will not accept turbines being built within 600 metres of homes or businesses and we have a turbine 65 metres from my son s home he said if the ice hit someone it would definitely kill them full story here http www wisbech standard co uk content wisbech news story aspx brand catonline category newswisbech tbrand hertscambsonline tcategory newslatestwis itemid weed03 20dec 202008 2014 3a43 3a38 3a410 why do the powers that be allow commercial interests to override the safety of residents surely common sense alone should allow a margin for error posted by mrs smallprint at 22 39 2 comments sports personality of the year i can t understand why gordy the super hero is not on the list for sports personality of the year without doubt he has provided more sport than all the other politicians put together this year bloglanders should be grateful to him for providing inspiration when all other topics fail gold for gordy that s my motto whoops i forgot he sold most of our gold at knock down prices any suggestions posted by hazel bridges at 09 54 2 comments labels gordon brown gordy sports personality saturday 6 december 2008 lighten up i have tried to turn off the politics in my brain today a tricky thing to do at the best of times i have been out in the sunshine in the garden cutting things back and generally tidying up it really was a lovely day in sunny somerset around lunchtime we had a brief touch of politics listening to any questions then it was over to channel four for the racing i love jump racing and decided to venture 5 e w on sunnyhill boy who squeaked in for me at 7 1 no credit crunch here then then cooking dinner while watching and criticising strictly one minor crisis when having wrapped the plump little partridges in pancetta i suddenly realised we had no potatoes now mr s could have done the 10 mile round trip to the supermarket at this point but instead i improvised with a smoked almond and cranberry pilaf yum yum all s well that ends well we are now tucked up with a glass of vino in front of the wood burner charlie is flat out on the floor fast asleep having had a divi of partridge which of course is his due back on the attack tomorrow until then bloglanders posted by mrs smallprint at 20 04 no comments labels bloglanders older posts home subscribe to posts atom followers mrssmallprint at googlemail com mrs smallprint in action charlie dog mrs smallprint s data guard subscribe to posts atom posts all comments atom all comments theyworkfor you com find out more about your mp search parliament blog archive 2010 1 april 1 nick clegg bread 2009 4 november 1 july 1 february 1 january 1 2008 45 december 16 november 12 june 3 may 1 march 2 january 11 2007 14 december 14 blogs andrew 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