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e a snazzy name my life as i figure it out skip to content one day this blog will have a snazzy name my life as i figure it out cast of characters lists random facts i m so screwed march 9 2016 tags conversations with v v there are moments in my interactions with v when i realize just how screwed i am and what i m in for when she becomes a teen here is one example from 2014 lost in my drafts folder i put her to bed as usual last night she read in english and french for about 20 minutes then asked me to tell her a story as i got up to leave after our story and snuggles she asked me if she could watch some videos on her tablet thanks to an update youtube was re enabled on her system she asked for 5 minutes of videos and instead i told her she could watch 3 videos figuring it would be about 15 minutes an hour later little miss v made her way downstairs my story may have involved a unicorn named butterbutt who farted glitter i can only blame myself for her not settling to sleep right away and when i asked her if she d been watching videos the whole time she got a twinkle in her eye and claimed she d only watched one i put on my sternest mommy face asked again and with the biggest smile she exclaimed yes you said i could watch 3 videos but i m watching the same one over and over point goes to 7 year old spread the word share on x opens in new window x share on facebook opens in new window facebook share on pinterest opens in new window pinterest share on tumblr opens in new window tumblr more share on reddit opens in new window reddit email a link to a friend opens in new window email like loading leave a comment from conversations with v fun i ll never starve in a thrift shop september 1 2015 tags back to school shopping crazy old people whats for dinner today v and i decided to do ham on the bbq for dinner so on the way home from an extended lunch we stopped and picked up a small one due to the randomness of our day we decided to pop in to a couple of other shops as we continued home as we exited the car at the first stop i turned and stuffed the ham in my purse she spotted me and asked what the heck i was doing i told her i had to bring it in as the car would be far too hot on a thirty degree day she didn t bat an eye as she realized she s the daughter of a woman who wanders around with a ham in her purse not just any ham though it was our lucky ham we don t often have luck finding v s size at value village but today we couldn t swing a ham without finding another item just right for her i may be on to something spread the word share on x opens in new window x share on facebook opens in new window facebook share on pinterest opens in new window pinterest share on tumblr opens in new window tumblr more share on reddit opens in new window reddit email a link to a friend opens in new window email like loading 2 comments from the funneh for the it heroes march 18 2015 tags ads funny videos i know it s an ad i don t care it s okay to laugh through the tears spread the word share on x opens in new window x share on facebook opens in new window facebook share on pinterest opens in new window pinterest share on tumblr opens in new window tumblr more share on reddit opens in new window reddit email a link to a friend opens in new window email like loading leave a comment from the funneh call me crazy february 3 2015 tags burn all the oil extreme overpackaging petrochemicals are fun ridiculous screw the hippies wasteful but doesn t corn already come in it s own handy dandy wrapper did we need to slap some plastic on it was that really necessary spread the word share on x opens in new window x share on facebook opens in new window facebook share on pinterest opens in new window pinterest share on tumblr opens in new window tumblr more share on reddit opens in new window reddit email a link to a friend opens in new window email like loading 2 comments from rants here s an idea january 8 2015 if an actor who once played a character in a serialized movie dies during rehearsal for something unrelated don t try to capitalize on the hype about the upcoming movie with a misleading headline ahem tribute ca rip spread the word share on x opens in new window x share on facebook opens in new window facebook share on pinterest opens in new window pinterest share on tumblr opens in new window tumblr more share on reddit opens in new window reddit email a link to a friend opens in new window email like loading leave a comment from rants 365feministselfie recap week 4 january 30 2014 tags 365feministselfie fun with selfies iphone iphotography photography selfies i m still amazed that i ve managed to remember every day for 28 straight days i ll admit that at times i ve been scrambling at 11 to figure out what to do and there have been nights like last night when i got the pic all ready then fell asleep before posting but for the most part i ve managed to be on the ball it s definitely made me realize just how much time i spend loafing around between the reading and the knitting and messing around online craft addict bill and i went to see war horse at the nac and i bawled through the entire show sometimes you just need to wear a bunny on your head i am a girl in desperate need of a pedicure i m also planning on re knitting these in v s size monday was a bit stressful i m always glad we don t do video calls spread the word share on x opens in new window x share on facebook opens in new window facebook share on pinterest opens in new window pinterest share on tumblr opens in new window tumblr more share on reddit opens in new window reddit email a link to a friend opens in new window email like loading 3 comments from 365feministselfie photography friday videos 40 this one s mine january 24 2014 tags fun it s freezing out let s boil some water snow water for i think the first time ever i m posting a video of myself no i m not vlogging gah could you imagine i am however taking part in that great northern tradition of freezing my butt off to create more snow because who doesn t need more snow a bit of background when i woke up and realized just how cold it was wednesday i was super excited to pick v up from school early and try this then the damn temperatures warmed up only a nutbar would complain about this right as i was cooking dinner kd ftw i decided what the heck nothing to lose by trying so i grabbed a mug and dunked it in the boiling noodles dashed out the door and it worked not only did it work but i cooled some noodles off right quick g one pot of new clean water later and spread the word share on x opens in new window x share on facebook opens in new window facebook share on pinterest opens in new window pinterest share on tumblr opens in new window tumblr more share on reddit opens in new window reddit email a link to a friend opens in new window email like loading 3 comments from friday videos fun 365feministselfie recap weeks 2 and 3 january 23 2014 tags 365feministselfie bearded viking hat review selfies wow i was certain that when i started blogging again it wouldn t be like this but until things improve here s my selfie recap including the week i skipped last week i sit like this often at work i probably shouldn t my favoriteist chair ever i s official name is nest but we call it the cuddle couch it will hold 8 children g quick shot before work i titled this one something like laundry day or pavlovian experiment most people saw ghost though i lost these suckers on my knitting retreat in november so happy to find them guider birdbrain sitting in the daylight sucks sometimes especially when it shows you just how grey you are insomnia bearded viking hat this was awesome to knit and still makes me laugh it s like the picture is a window or is the window a picture um ya lazy mom when knitting attacks things i learned this week it is completely impossible to take a picture looking down without a massive double chin i actually don t mind having my picture taken as long as we can take 76 or so and find one that isn t completely goofy and i suffer from bitchy resting face spread the word share on x opens in new window x share on facebook opens in new window facebook share on pinterest opens in new window pinterest share on tumblr opens in new window tumblr more share on reddit opens in new window reddit email a link to a friend opens in new window email like loading 3 comments from 365feministselfie photography summer plans time to panic january 22 2014 tags being a grownup is hard parenting summer camps after 6 years of parenting you think i d grow accustomed to being constantly reminded that i don t have a fricken clue what i m doing the latest shock in a long and unbroken string of things i wasn t prepared for as a parent was delivered just after christmas by one of the city s recreation centres it came in the form of a glossy pamphlet announcing that summer camp registration was opening january 2nd that s right it s apparently a requirement for us to now have our summer plans carved in stone by the beginning of january good bye airy fairy devil may care summer so long unplanned days of playing hooky see ya later well you get the point do people actually live like this do they like living like this how do they live like this v s in grade one now so her beloved daycare no longer provides a summer program i ve always known this will leave 9 long weeks to be filled with care and activities but in my mind where it s always sunshine and roses i figured this would be a spring activity not a 2 weeks into winter one and while i d love to ditch my job every summer and hang with her the reality is that if bill and i want to spend any time together we ve got ourselves a wee bit of a shortfall after crying on the shoulders of some co workers i ve selected an outdoor day camp 1 week and a swim camp 2 weeks and i m going to do my darndest to get them booked as soon as i can add these to the 3 weeks i can take this summer and we re still left with 3 three weeks i need to find care for v three weeks i really don t want to get up at the buttcrack of dawn and drive her all over hell s half acre while most likely forgetting her lunch 2 of the 5 days here s what i ve looked at so far ymca hoping to get v in their day camp for a week camps canada looking at their 2 week swim camp pottery playhouse program looks awesome v s too young diefenbunker spy camp she so wants to do this but again too young dovercourt rec wicked looking but would be about an hour commute every morning and evening so it s tier two for the moment so i need help i need advice and i need recommendations i m looking for programs in the west to faaaar west of ottawa for 6 year olds i m looking for programs you ve loved i m not looking for sports camps v s just not down with that arts sure drama wonderful math or science awesome what have you loved what have you hated what should i know that i don t yet spread the word share on x opens in new window x share on facebook opens in new window facebook share on pinterest opens in new window pinterest share on tumblr opens in new window tumblr more share on reddit opens in new window reddit email a link to a friend opens in new window email like loading 11 comments from bad parenting 365feministselfie recap week 1 january 7 2014 tags fun with selfies man you re going to be sick of my face trying a 365 let me start off by saying that i m amazed i ve made it this far not only is there the remember to do this every day factor it s compounded by the take a picture of yourself requirement really go take a look at my photostream check out just how often i take pictures of myself now i know it s early days but i m really excited about this and hope that in the very near future i actually take time to set up and try some of the pics i m creating in my brain in the meantime here s the first week all snapped on my phone still feeling a bit shy i was editing the pic i thought i was going to 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