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gang aft agley home ask me anything submit a post archive mobile rss gang aft agley text may 25 2026 5 054 notes allthingswhumpyandangsty no matter how bad things get the world is still a beautiful place because it has archive of our own in it via mhalachai text may 25 2026 3 245 notes poshgoth1897 scottish agate snake brooch kilt pin mid 1800 s via aniseandspearmint text may 25 2026 14 794 notes ketchuplaser via jenroses text may 24 2026 3 876 notes heroineimages rowlfthedog in a nonexistent perfect world there is an 80s version of the muppets wizard of oz where the gang finally meet the wizard and instead of pay no mind to the man behind the curtain toto knocks over a table in front of a wizard of oz muppet head who bellows pay no mind to the man beneath the camera and it s revealed that the wizard was jim the whole time and he s like im so sorry but i m just an entertainer you guys are gonna have to go kill the witch on your own you should probably hurry because there s only 30 minutes left in the runtime i just think that would be funny i d like to add though that one of the living muppeteers is literally named oz instead of the wizard being jim all along it can have been frank instead and still be a pretty good joke via amarguerite text may 24 2026 20 341 notes lafemmedefxndom emberphoenixisgoingtolivee phrases of international online friends what do you guys call it isn t it insert time here over there go the fuck to bed good morning it s 6pm in your timezone do you have say thing over there how s the weather over there probably better than yours findmeinthefallair text may 24 2026 34 494 notes puncertainty rocky learns human philosphy via amarguerite text may 24 2026 15 notes anonymous asked local northamptonite smith alum here welcome to all the incoming first years i hope you have a great time all the advice on this blog is top notch my only additions are that you probably need to be ready for public transport to look different from where you re from the pvta it s an acronym do not call it the pivtah all the locals will look at you like you have five heads is robust ish it can meet your needs but they have to be very specific you won t have a car for at least your first year so you ll probably also want to know who in your circle does in case you need a favor campo can and will drive to urgent care the er but that s about it for smith specific stuff i really recommend going to house events first year targeted events and just generally exploring the local sights learn northampton and then keep going theres lots to see have fun with the traditions you will be exposed to there s plenty for everyone res life is annoying but they are trying to keep you in one piece be kind to facilities housekeeping and dining staff more than anyone else on campus they are the people who make your world go around finally one of the best parts of smith is being exposed to fun and insane new things enjoy it westernmassposting passing this along text may 24 2026 160 notes sweaterkittensahoy oft goes awry muppet facts muppet fact 1802 in october of 2026 a new official muppets amigurumi book by drew hill will be released this book will feature patterns for characters from the muppet christmas carol patterns will include kermit as bob cratchit gonzo as charles dickens statler and waldorf as marley and marley fozzie bear as fozziwig bean bunny as the caroler and the ghosts of christmas past christmas present and christmas yet to come the book will cost 29 99 sources hill drew the muppet christmas carol official book of crochet amigurumi weldon owen october 6 2026 simon schuster listing for the muppet christmas carol official book of crochet amigurumi by drew hill https www simonandschuster com books the muppet christmas carol drew hill 9798886743593 deep inhale gaaaaaayle i know what ted lasso is getting roy kent for christmas sweaterkittensahoy i m picturing roy s face as he learns to crochet to make these he s really good at them from the get go but his gauge is so tight they re mini versions beard wants a gonzo but roy says he s not gonzo he s dickens oh right who s dickens crimm of course does that make ted ted is rizzo yes excellent you want to be a meeses oh my god yes which ones does he make for roy and keeley who does he make for phoebe text may 24 2026 66 378 notes bitt better sugar for ashes via redsector a text may 24 2026 59 239 notes helenvaughans via bonitabreezy next about the random ramblings of a bespectacled blonde bookseller bookworm stuff i like post via heyyy its j all that jazz 93 heyy its j post via heyyy its j post via inqorporeal afurioushawk i m so glad we ve been subjected to two solid weeks of hot takes about the post via inqorporeal post via naamahdarling everyone look at my pet leopard seal post via naamahdarling post via sweaterkittensahoy anti abortion billboard i see on the highway adotion not abortion me fuck you you re still post via sweaterkittensahoy post via doomhamster robot 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