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pons asinorum skip to main skip to sidebar pons asinorum zero sum or bust monday july 09 2007 a dim memory grabbed me today a yellow pvc comb with two missing teeth that i used to keep in a secret spot under the bathroom sink at the house on richmond it was for putting in my jeans pocket to flatten out the folded pocket between the denim and my thigh i remember my mom telling me that ladies use hangers i remembered a secret spike of shame when i realized that the corner of a coat hanger was too wide to fit in my pocket posted by sadkingjonathan at 5 47 pm 2 comments friday may 04 2007 my vote for faculty of the year reason posted by sadkingjonathan at 2 28 pm 2 comments tuesday april 10 2007 a new axis rising tonight the newest development in german japanese fusion cuisine reared its dark and savory head on pumpernickel three slices of seared ahi with a peppercorn and sea salt crust red onion and red cabbage sauerkraut made with mirin and a page mill winery pinot blanc wasabi yogurt sauce made with chevre top that posted by sadkingjonathan at 11 15 pm 5 comments thursday april 05 2007 runs him through with a broadsword list of the definitive 200 albums that i don t currently own in any format 1 7 10 12 17 18 21 23 27 33 52 53 57 60 61 67 68 69 70 71 74 76 78 82 83 84 86 87 88 89 91 93 94 95 96 97 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 107 110 113 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 125 126 127 131 132 133 134 135 137 138 139 140 141 144 145 146 147 148 150 151 152 153 154 155 159 160 161 162 166 168 170 172 173 174 175 177 179 180 182 183 184 185 186 187 188 190 191 192 193 196 197 198 200 i hereby announce a ten dollar prize to the person who can correctly list these albums in descending order of the preposterousness of the album being on the list in the first place posted by sadkingjonathan at 12 43 am 5 comments labels two albums from luther vandross but one from radiohead seriously tuesday april 03 2007 in the memetime thanks shayda posted by sadkingjonathan at 1 04 pm 1 comment labels death by pop humps parody monday april 02 2007 the slow sad sound of unimportant things this friday six months of planning come to a head with the grad student organized cultures of violence conference check it out here http www humanities uci edu complit culturesofviolence keynotes are happening on saturday but the panel for which i am responsible violence in representation and spectation is happening friday at 4 in hib 135 if you can i suggest you come check out the film screening that i organized on friday night the part of the conference for which i am wholly responsible the film is michael haneke s funny games here s a review in funny games georg and anna with their son georgie are traveling to their lakeside summer home upon arrival georg and georgie head off to the lake for sailing while anna prepares dinner in the kitchen the serenity is shattered by a young man named peter who knocks at the door asking to borrow some eggs the unwanted visitor is joined by paul a brash arrogant young man it soon becomes clear the pair have no intention of leaving when georg returns and tries to throw them out physical violence erupts and the family is held captive what ensues are highly disturbing and violent games initiated by paul and peter with georg anna and georgie as the unwilling participants funny games is a firestarter for post screening arguments alight with ghastly images and actions and essayed by a spot on cast and storyline that flows seamlessly from one nightmarish incident to the next it s an uncomfortable distressing and altogether provocative take on the global culture of media violence that not only draws in hapless viewers but also forces them into fait accompli acceptance like it or not marc savlov austin chronicle there s free food really good stuff on friday night taco mesa and as an added incentive the keynotes i mentioned are wendy brown and cathy caruth come support your fellow grad students and eat free food posted by sadkingjonathan at 11 00 pm no comments saturday march 31 2007 it s not april fool s day yet i m not a shill i swear check it out http www thinkgeek com stuff 41 snuznluz shtml cpg 50t posted by sadkingjonathan at 11 59 pm 1 comment car repair the iron lotus and the restless panda after being in the body shop for four days my car still isn t finished i must take it back on tuesday for an indeterminate length of time glenn was kind enough to take me to pick it up at four thirty i didn t leave with my car until 6 15 what was i doing all that time you ask why i was reading dub magazine s latest issue if you ever want to feel illiterate i recommend reading a dense technical manual tricked out as a fashion magazine there was no dictionary present i recognized most of the words used by dj envy and tony hawk also apparently there is some kind of spike lee limited edition clothing line so one of my highschool classmates myspaced me last week and let me know he was coming into town to present a paper at a marketing conference we hung out went to see blades of glory which is solidly funny and discussed things i am not at liberty to discuss here as i will be using them to my advantage against one or all of you at some point in the future it turned out that this acquaintance had been intrigued by my mentioning going to the san diego zoo with mckenzie on thursday just as we did he came to the conclusion that the panda is a terrible evolutionary pathway but he unlike mckenzie and i braved the lines of people straining to see one apparently there was a sign reading if the female seems restless don t panic she s just in heat which makes you wonder how many phone calls the zoo received um hello san diego zoo how may i direct your call i m standing at the panda enclosure i m calling you from my cell can you hear me yes sir i can hear you um well this panda seems i don t know restless i m sorry well it s pacing around and i just don t know what it s going to do next it s like some kind of caged animal pacing back and forth looks like brando you know dangerous unpredictable bestial i ll let someone know right away or how many times someone ran to find a zookeeper you ve huhahuh got to come huhahuh quick ahuh ma am what s the emergency catch your breath what s wrong panda uhahuh restless secure in a cage danger to no one oh that right well she s just in heat oh sweet lord no don t worry ma am it s completely natural someone put an ice pack on that restless panda i m not sure that would work ma am we re all gonna die probably posted by sadkingjonathan at 1 14 am 3 comments labels car repair dub ice skating panda older posts home subscribe to posts atom blog archive 2007 17 july 1 a dim memory grabbed me today a yellow pvc comb may 1 april 4 march 8 february 3 2006 57 december 2 october 1 september 10 august 3 july 1 june 4 may 4 april 12 march 2 february 15 january 3 2005 40 december 7 november 13 october 10 september 5 august 5 2004 1 november 1 links the sad kingdom expands exile 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