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slushturtle the snow that collects on your mudflaps old slush archives may 2005 june 2005 july 2005 august 2005 september 2005 october 2005 november 2005 december 2005 january 2006 february 2006 march 2006 april 2006 may 2006 june 2006 july 2006 august 2006 september 2006 october 2006 november 2006 december 2006 january 2007 february 2007 march 2007 april 2007 may 2007 june 2007 july 2007 august 2007 september 2007 october 2007 november 2007 december 2007 january 2008 february 2008 march 2008 april 2008 may 2008 june 2008 july 2008 august 2008 september 2008 october 2008 november 2008 december 2008 january 2009 february 2009 march 2009 april 2009 may 2009 june 2009 august 2009 september 2009 january 2010 february 2011 october 2014 current posts hodgepodgeink respect your elders guatemama my entire life do you play ketchup is for winners i still live with my parents i believe you have my stapler shhh my husband thinks i m home vacuuming gravity really gets me down i m a member of the vast right wing conspiracy i grew in my mommy s heart sorry to have kept you all waiting i don t know i m adopted if guns are outlawed jesus beat the devil with two sticks everest knut ist gut we like to think i do all my own stunts serious musician slushy stuff sahm bloggers blogging mommies my ecosystem details october 17 2014 it was so bad i had to start blogging again i went out of town this week to present at a stem conference leaving l and the boys home alone and under the excellent care of our dog kona you would think if there were trouble it would be from the ten year old or eight year old right right not so much as it turns out after returning to my hotel one night i called l to see how things were going he didn t answer i thought poor baby it s only 10 30 and the children have so exhausted him that he s collapsed in bed for the night i only wish he called back in a few minutes to tell me his tale are you ready warning i wish he had never ever never told me this after letting kona out for her 10 o clock pee he couldn t get her to come back in in fact he couldn t even see her now we just moved and have a much bigger yard than she previously reigned over with a small patch of woods at the back of our property it was raining and l went looking for our wayward dog side note l swears he wants submissive and sweet women in his life but he married me and he picked out kona methinks he doth protest too much upon finding our little dog he beheld that she had something in her mouth he thinks it was brain or organ tissue ewwwww after making her give it to him he had to decide what to do with it let s all take a moment to think about what we would have done in the same situation got it in your mind then we shall return to our tale worried that if he put it in the trash it would stink he put it down the garbage disposal in my kitchen where i cook things that don t usually contain raccoon rabies can you feel my horror i mean come on the kitchen is not where you get rid of your dog s fresh kill it s just not needless to say i was am mad horrified germaphobic and pretty sure i should start rabies shots prophylacticly oh and it stinks like dead stuff i tried putting drano down it and it did help the smell but when i tried to move the rubber thing out of the way and look down there i saw something like looks like a squid or a chihuahua l thinks it is skin skin that won t be chopped and that will live there forever we re buying a new garbage disposal tomorrow the end she doesn t look like a killer but written at 10 17 pm 1 comments february 8 2011 count your blessings true story it took me approximately five minutes to remember how to log into blogger so i could post this wow i m pathetic and my memory is definitely not what it used to be of course l s been telling me this for years years i tell you i got this little poem in an email today and i liked it as a person who really really enjoys dwelling on the negatives when given a chance i need to remember to well not do that and i need a lot of reminders i m also thinking this will be some good copy work for my 1 student one of these days tee hee and speaking of said student he needs someone to get him back on track with his current copy work it is not a bad rip but rips are not fun if you get wet don and jill set up two cots in the tent count your blessings author unknown count your blessings instead of your crosses count your gains instead of your losses count your joys instead of your woes count your friends instead of your foes count your smiles instead of your tears count your courage instead of your fears count your full years instead of your lean count your kind deeds instead of your mean count your health instead of your wealth count on god instead of yourself written at 1 34 pm 1 comments january 26 2010 in which i cannot think of an interesting title apparently h2 heard me ask my mom to bring her steam cleaner by yesterday evening i know this because he felt free to poop all over the floor in his room at some point during the night thanks for that kid in other news i m in love with this lemonade i discovered in some hippie e book i downloaded we ll call it hippie lemonade and if you are like me i e in some long ago pagan time you would have pledged yourself to the temple of some sugary beverage and served for many a year with sugary devotion you will love it and it has like no calories ok maybe a few from the lemon juice but i m going with the few enough in a single serving to count method of figuring me and the fda hippie lemonade 2 lemons water stevia juice the two lemons you want fresh not the bottle stuff and pour in a 2 qt container fill the rest of the container with water add stevia and enjoy well maybe stir it first for my stevia and my tastebuds i use about 1 2 teaspoon you ll need to experiment with your brand of stevia probably labels recipes written at 2 15 pm 2 comments january 20 2010 oh bother i m not doing to well with my resolution am i if it makes you feel any better my other resolution has gone to pot as well today was supposed to be my first time back to the gym in about 23 years alas i stayed up too late with l watching the millionaire matchmaker last night and the ensuing sleeping in threw my whole day off have seen her by the way she s so mean it s like a train wreck i can t turn away from so now i m waiting for the nutjobs to finish their lunches then we are off to walmart then to get my allergy shot which i can no longer get between the hours of 11 and 1 and guess when i have always gone to get it then home for the little monster to nap whilst hatchling and i finish school we re a bit behind having taken off monday since daddy was home and having taken off yesterday because hatchling lost the ability to preform fundamental tasks such as clean his room within the very strict 5 hour time limit never fear though boy buckled down in my bathroom floor and did all three days worth of math while i got ready this morning so we ll catch up on language arts reading writing for you non homeschoolers this afternoon our readings i don t worry about since we are usually ahead on those anyway my kids love to be read to in fact hatchling will always choose to quit playing wii a few minutes early if it means he gets bedtime stories which are really just school masquerading as bedtime stories bwa ha ha written at 10 25 am 2 comments january 7 2010 welcome to january greetings earthlings how is 2010 shaping up for you so far my personal resolution this year besides losing weight like any good american is to blog more i m not off to a bang up start i know but i m doing the best i can ok today i shall tell you all about my favorite christmas present it s timely considering it is insanely cold here and the cold makes me want to curl up into a ball and die a frozen death dear god why was i not born in hawaii are mild southern winters to be the thorn in my flesh but i digress my lovely sister who lives in that most frozen state of colorado got me the bestest socks ever ever people i mean if you don t have these socks you just aren t living up to your full potential so without further ado here they are these are some sort of snowboarding socks or some such silly sport in which i would most likely incur a mortal wound from which i would never recover that s the thing with mortal wounds you know you just don t get better but about my socks they are from smartwool and they are insanely expensive like over twenty bucks a pair but oh so worth it true confession since opening my socks on christmas eve i ve been wearing them something like 5 days a week with a day or two off for washing isn t that disgusting i can t help it i love them so much they keep me warm all the way to my knobby little knees and they bring me all kinds of joy you should go order yourself a pair so you can have the joy too i should order myself another pair so i can have even more joy let s all order socks today as we sit inside and freeze our little tushies off it s retail therapy at its finest no i really should order h2 some for when he sees his coat in my hands he starts crying and screaming scary apparently little guatemalans feel like i do about the cold perhaps even a bit more vehemently no playing in the snow for that kid written at 9 46 am 5 comments september 22 2009 we re ba ack we re back from a week at the happiest place on earth the place where your children will scream cry throw kicking tantrums in every imaginable public place use abhorrent table manners and in general make you look like an awful parent and as an added bonus you get to pay out the nose for this treatment but when you have these sweet vacation photos to look back on you convince yourself it was all worth it oh i had so much fun with my mom for a whole week even though she lives just a few minutes away i don t get to see her nearly enough i m trying to get her to move into our spare room i haven t told l that yet but i m certain he wouldn t mind thanks for putting up with us for a week mom on our way we down we missed not one but two connections so instead of getting to the parks by 2 we barely made our 5 40 dinner reservation at chef mickey s we did make it though which was good because it was the only character meal we had scheduled for the whole week h2 is not sure what to think here we are in animal kingdom in our matching tilly hats aren t we cute and can i just tell you i could just eat l up when i watch him walk around all day in his tilly hat between the hat and the dimple i m milk toast or at least i think that s what i am i m not entirely sure what milk toast is but i think it s what i am and it s ok we re married so i can feel that way ever wonder what trouble looks like hatchling in his homemade poncho for kali river rapids once you ve walked around for one afternoon in the florida humidity soaked to the skivvies you ll think twice about doing it again the boys meet pluto and donald see those backpacks i got them for five bucks a piece ironed on a little disney patch and wrote their names on them in fabric marker then we had the characters sign them instead of some cheesy autograph book that wouldn t last the month boys are hard on things hatchling still has all the papers from his last autograph book and likes to look at them but i thought this was a little more fun read durable it was a problem when goofy got rained on whilst signing the ink won t run after it dries but it apparently will before it has time to dry we got him to re sign on a different day and we re going to get hatchling a second patch to cover up the goof y i kid you not i was close enough to hear and hatchling is whispering to minnie that her dress is just beautiful ladies and gentlemen i give you gigolo of the year 2022 we also went to playhouse disney live at hollywood studios mickey mouse clubhouse is h2 s 2nd favorite thing in the world 1 being thomas the tank engine 3 being his family seeing all his favorite characters in the flesh so to speak was more than he could take in he sat with his little mouth hanging open the entire time and leaving the show induced a rather astonishing fit even for the angry guatemalan he would not be soothed he wanted mouse i feel sure he would have said he wanted mouse dammit if only he had the expansive vocabulary to do so i wonder if i teach my children to swear will they be less likely to have breakdowns or will they just have more colorful breakdowns kidding my absolute favorite part of the week was the mickey s not so scary halloween party in case you don t know this is where the magic kingdom closes down unless you have a special read extra cost ticket that allows you to be there kids and grown ups are encouraged to dress up there is a special parade and fireworks and you get to trick or treat all over the park as an added bonus the park is pretty empty so you can ride all the rides you want with virtually no lines also it s cool which was a rare experience during our sweltering sweaty week we had with us a strikingly handsome woody and this cute little lgm he was a huge hit on the buzz lightyear ride cute little buggers aren t they i can t say enough about mnsshp if you ever have a chance go i loved the parade somehow l managed to not get pics of my two favorite parts of the parade both from the haunted mansion part i might fire him if not for that tilly hat i loved the haunted mansion dancers and also the grave diggers who occasionally scraped their shovels on the ground and made sparks it was way cool and the fact that it rained right till the start of the parade and was a little foggy only made it cooler you can see last year s parade here the haunted mansion sequence starts about 4 20 i even had to buy this so the kids and i could have some great halloween music to listen too here a sea serpent sneaks up on h2 they re both too cute for words no slush s favorite mnsshp slush s mom s favorite mnsshp hatchling s favorite rides without any darkness h2 s favorite i m guessing playhouse disney l s favorite two evenings spent alone with me walking around parks and doing nothing but enjoying one anther s company this answer was given with no pause for thought and total sincerity now don t i feel bad about my answer written at 7 07 pm 1 comments all about me home email rss visit slushbags friends leonardo s workshop pith marrow and coffee spoons aunt daisy blue passport the beacon of hope barefoot in the backyard cross family dottie freakonomics shansland 5k the 4k way more friends finslippy tales from my tiny kingdom pink dot mkchic out of my element penny for my thoughts mom tu tu hillary park bench musings queen of spain notes on a napkin eliza jane and then i woke up the far side of the ocean growing a life beaknits michelle smiles tricia sig tera slushy stuff some rights of this page s plain text stuffs are reserved for the author the template is generated via psycho and is licensed