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sufficiently large n home send me questions and or puns archive mobile rss sufficiently large n text may 19 2026 1 575 714 notes fandomrecycling rnilkbreath rnilkbreath rnilkbreath rnilkbreath i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told who the fudge changed fudgers to meaners who changed it from fudgers to fudgers i will kiss the popsicle dont tickle me jamboree hellsite hall of fame via birdthatlookslikeastick tags always reblog text may 18 2026 24 125 notes michaelrotonal oneefin number theory diagram these relationships are always increasing numbers as well so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg so if i m reading the commutativity diagram correctly using gen alpha slang followed by going to a convenience store is mathematically equivalent to using a particular sex position and then committing a terrorist attack via bathtimefunduck tags also there s no difference mathematically speaking between going to a convenience store and eating someone then becoming a terrorist it is a good day for math text may 18 2026 3 830 notes plaidos it s actually not misogynistic to say astrology is bogus and it is indeed way way more misogynistic to believe that things that can t be proven rationally through science are more female via rattle my stars tags astrology text may 17 2026 546 notes chocoholicbec asked alt alt only 175 for this horrible thing with legs bargain a bargain for someone else that is i will not be buying it elodieunderglass yee hah someone needs to make another table that has the rest of the cowboy coming out the top tags now you re thinking with portals text may 16 2026 3 489 notes pmamtraveller the wait by darian mederos via loryer496 tags holy shit art text may 16 2026 251 625 notes crtter allsadnshit monsterlogic allsadnshit roasted chicken ginger daikon shiitake mushroom soup with lime cilantro broccoli sprouts and rice noodles thank u for this contribution via eilooxara tags is this that lady of shallots people are always talking about text may 16 2026 2 858 notes charlesoberonn charlesoberonn how to tell if the scientist you re talking to is a chemist or an astrophysicist ask them if carbon is a metal chemist via elodieunderglass tags do astrophysicists use metal to mean conductor and if so do they consider saltwater a metal text may 14 2026 44 401 notes spin the wheel polls you have this superpower but you have this side effect is it worth it yes the side effect is bad but its worth it meh it s okay the side effect makes it unusable not worth it results option i didn t think of via athenasdragon tags i can control time but nobody believes me even if i show them yeah i can definitely work with that text may 14 2026 17 884 notes dogpuppy via elodieunderglass tags anatidaephobia photo may 13 2026 20 057 notes tags riddles mistakes were made text may 12 2026 112 notes regexkind dat physics gal regexkind i had previously seen the following shirt on here and unironically love the concept it embodies but i am dim about this particular map projection so i raise for consideration leaving aside possible execution issues on my side which is superior the original there is a meme native aspect that is lost in your sequel the sequel i think that your changes represent improvements see results consider how the sequel will be warped into partial roundness by boobs under the shirt and rejoice you know i had thought of that while making this tags if that s the goal i would think the american polyconic projection would better minimize distortion subject to the stretchiness of the shirt and the underlying bust size i guess text may 12 2026 44 notes aistobascistod goose gosling purpose purpsling tags pay through the nose pay through then sling text may 12 2026 8 287 notes plasmapop alt 09 04 2026 every time softinvasions writes a villanelle about how sonnets suck i write another suckful sonnet metrical malpractice sonnets do not even have to have 14 lines if you are pure of heart and sonnetpilled enough via athenasdragon tags poetry text may 12 2026 88 448 notes manstrans manstrans if someone told me their pronouns were attack helicopter i would just use them if attack s serious then attack s probably the funniest person on earth if not then attack ll have to tell you attacks actual pronouns there s no losing via bananonbinary tags ok but why are you assuming the possessive is attacks that s my complaint about specifying attack helicopter we all know that if you say they them then you probably also use their theirs themself but lacking an established convention attack hasn t actually told us how to refer to helicopter in the possessive or reflexive cases maybe it s as simple as attack helicopter attacks attacks helicopterself but for all we know it s attack helicopter horse battery stapleself or attack helicopter biplane defend pterosaurself we can t know unless we ask helicopter to tell us the rest of horse pronouns stapleself or possibly if we ask helicopter to tell us the rest of biplane pronouns pterosaurself we re taking about language text may 11 2026 95 793 notes chucktaylorupset thememedaddy via hornedchick kurt vonnegut wrote when i was 15 i spent a month working on an archeological dig i was talking to one of the archeologists one day during our lunch break and he asked those kinds of getting to know you questions you ask young people do you play sports what s your favorite subject and i told him no i don t play any sports i do theater i m in choir i play the violin and piano i used to take art classes and he went wow that s amazing and i said oh no but i m not any good at any of them and he said something then that i will never forget and which absolutely blew my mind because no one had ever said anything like it to me before i don t think being good at things is the point of doing them i think you ve got all these wonderful experiences with different skills and that all teaches you things and makes you an interesting person no matter how well you do them and that honestly changed my life because i went from a failure someone who hadn t been talented enough at anything to excel to someone who did things because i enjoyed them i had been raised in such an achievement oriented environment so inundated with the myth of talent that i thought it was only worth doing things if you could win at them this is very good advice but also i feel compelled to point out that kurt vonnegut did not in fact write this tumblr user three rings wrote it on a reblog of a post about vonnegut i can only assume that whoever first attributed this to vonnegut misread the aforementioned post and believes to this day that vonnegut paused in the middle of a letter to draw a tumblr post separator and the two words three rings for no apparent reason before continuing on with the letter via loryer496 tags quotes mistakes were made next about i entered ten puns in a contest hoping one would win but no pun in ten did any sufficiently true fact is indistinguishable from falsehood software developer lapsed mathematician occasional tubist lover of board games he him they them whatever else unless otherwise noted on a post or legally prohibited content i create is me but licensed under a cc by 4 0 license meaning you can do pretty much whatever you want with it as long as you credit me somewhere powered by tumblr minimal theme designed by artur kim