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the b s cafe stories from my life and random thoughts but nothing in particular skip to primary content skip to secondary content the b s cafe stories from my life and random thoughts but nothing in particular search main menu home post navigation older posts he who loves 50 people has 50 woes posted on may 27 2020 by rhonda reply or she who has two children has 50 woes either way buddha was correct quarantine has proven to be incredibly challenging for my oldest daughter she seemed okay and even appeared to be thriving in the online school environment but that was not the case no need to get into the details here but she spent a week in the hospital for depression and that was disabling in a way i didn t think could happen to me but she has been home for 11 days and is making progress which is all i was hoping for during those darker moments so while my last post was about the upside of quarantine things flipped on mother s day and i became painfully aware that those who have depression or mental health issues have most likely been affected exponentially by this pandemic my takeaway is to check in with people i care about more make sure they are really okay not just telling me they are okay posted in uncategorized leave a reply the positives of quarantine posted on may 7 2020 by rhonda reply while there have definitely been hard moments several good things have also come from being home with my family for eight weeks the best part has been all the quality time with the girls we haven t been crafting or learning a new language but just being around them 24 7 has been wonderful for example scarlett loves breakfast and she is usually awake right after my first few standing calls of the day so i ve been able to make her something special a few times a week with anabella it s all about starbucks drive thru and watching our shows the masked singer below deck sailing yacht and catfish don t judge they are both growing up fast so i feel blessed to get this weirdly special time with them having time to do things around my house cleaning out closets organizing gardening etc has also been cool i ve knocked a lot of things off my to do list things that i probably never would have gotten around to and at least two or three times a week i go outside with rocky around 7 30 p m listen to music and watch the sunset all by myself and i ve discovered that doing nothing is awesome i rarely if ever get this much time to just be a moment of zen posted in uncategorized leave a reply happy cinco de mayo posted on may 5 2020 by rhonda reply i m officially one step closer to becoming a stepford wife i was already the woman who is constantly cleaning tidying the house but quarantine has me gardening cookinq and now i m throwing dinner parties for my less than enthusiastic family it was actually sort of fun to make a big tex mex feast almost everything from scratch two hours of prep and over in 15 minutes but what else was i doing raining outside fiesta inside posted in holidays uncategorized leave a reply quarantine fail at the drive thru vet posted on april 30 2020 by rhonda reply scarlett and i attempted the drive thru option at the vet s office because thor the puppy needed his next round of shots and scarlett spotted a flea on rocky omg sounded easy enough you pull up call them and they come get your dogs we arrived on time but they were running behind just like a normal doctor s appointment so we sat there for the longest 25 minutes ever the dogs both wanted to sit in my lap and also look out the window while also fighting honking the horn etc they finally come to get the dogs but they say they only want to take one at a time well thor loses his mind when they take rocky he jumps in the back seat and immediately pees all over scarlett she starts screaming so i tell her to put him in the cargo area and start handing her paper napkins and clorox wipes thor does not enjoy the cargo area so he pees there too thank goodness i had a big blanket down from a flower purchase a few weeks ago he starts barking like crazy and then hits the button to fold the seat down on scarlett she s screaming again he s barking and i m laughing because it s literally like an insane asylum in my truck the vet tech brings rocky back and he immediately lays down to chill we all get a nice 20 minute break while thor is gone but when they bring him back it s like he had two espressos and an adrenaline shot he s running back and forth over scarlett in the backseat she s screaming at him again so finally i m like put him back in solitary he starts barking non stop but we are only a five minute drive home so we decide we can handle it about two minutes later the whole car fills up with the smell of crap scarlett is holding her nose i can barely breathe she looks in the back and says mom he pooped three times back there he stops barking and we hang our heads out the window the rest of the way home rhonda and scarlett 0 thor 5 i laugh so i don t cry posted in pets poop scarlett leave a reply hello from germany posted on may 14 2015 by rhonda reply it s day five of a business trip and as i sit here with a bit of a hangover listening to a presentation on finance i thought i would jot down a few random thoughts 1 potatoes and schnitzel can be found everywhere for every meal 2 german men enjoy colorful socks stripes polka dots bright colors you can find the germans in the room by their socks 3 the german language is intimidating how many 25 letter words can you have 4 cryophobia is clearly rampant i ve had one glass of ice water since i ve been here and i had to beg for it 5 flight simulators are awesome if i had 25 million euros i would buy one posted in travel work leave a reply happy 2015 posted on january 4 2015 by rhonda 2 i enjoyed 17 glorious office free days over the holidays and while i didn t go anywhere i did give myself the best gift ever girl time and lots of it time with former colleagues on a party bus no less several fun evenings out with close friends time with my mom and aunt and of course time with the two most special girls in my life i also watched 53 episodes of scandal and organized every closet in this place so 17 days may have been a few too many posted in uncategorized 2 replies sleepless chatter posted on november 18 2014 by rhonda 1 tomorrow i m heading into a third surgery on my neck for a staph infection i should be sleeping but instead i m wasting time on twitter watching bad tv and contemplating all the bad things that could happen it s interesting how i m now nervous about things like anesthesia that i wouldn t have thought twice about pre kids i m also considering staying up all night so i can sleep until my surgery at 2 p m since i can t have food water or even a stick of gum until then wtf i think my doctor is pissed at me for not just healing already oh and did i mention that it is currently 60 degrees in my room i was just telling someone how i love sleeping in the cold so the universe said really how cold would you like it and then the heater downstairs stopped working but at least i have this one to keep me warm so i leave you with this what i fear will be a regular feature on this site we ll call it questions scarlett asks to make me feel stupid today s edition is what are chemicals made of posted in uncategorized 1 reply wtf wednesday posted on october 16 2014 by rhonda reply why was there no traffic on columbus day are schools banks and the post office responsible for all of the congestion posted in uncategorized tagged wtf leave a reply media binging posted on july 24 2014 by rhonda 1 an article i read last week discussed several consumer trends including one called media binging media binging is when you watch crazy amounts of tv at one time usually because of netflix or hulu so now there s a name for my condition in the last five weeks i ve watched two seasons of orange is the new black one and a half seasons of true blood five seasons of drop dead diva one and a half seasons of masters of sex and now i m looking for something new any suggestions i d prefer something with humor as the drama level has been a bit high in real life lately posted in uncategorized 1 reply wtf wednesday posted on april 24 2014 by rhonda 1 saw this billboard on my way out of downtown chicago for cinnabon vodka yes you read that correctly i don t normally have a problem with sweet cocktails but this just seems really wrong please quit effing with vodka it started out all cute with the fruit infusions then we moved to vanilla and other spices now we are moving to baked goods just stop already vodka is pretty perfect all by itself that is all posted in uncategorized 1 reply post navigation older posts search rhonda tweets tweets by rhondahsloan categories a hole of the month asides blog friends celebrity crap crazy babysitter crohn s fab purchases friends irl fun fun with photos holidays hubby i m so f cking over you idiots kids me meme nablopomo 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