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the dairi burger reading sweet valley high in my thirties skip to content the dairi burger reading sweet valley high in my thirties menu home about it s always sunny in sweet valley press roll call the best svh books never written the full list a pretty good year march 7 2016 leave a comment well it s my once a year update i keep getting notified that people are still coming here and i really do appreciate it although i ve put the sweet valley high series to bed like bruce patman does the ladies am i right i ve got some other projects in the works if you live in the bay area i write for a regularly performed sketch show you can see for info on this and other upcoming stuff and my important thoughts on both the highbrow and lowbrow s ubscribe to my tinyletter emails still recapping february 25 2015 leave a comment hello if anyone is still checking this out great some of the best times of my life were writing and posting here even though i am done recapping sweet valley high my recap days are not over i ve recapped season 3 of vanderpump rules for entertainment weekly the show is very sweet valley like and i am sure some of you watch it i won t even say i hate watch it i genuinely enjoy watching these incredibly attractive but incredibly damaged people i m also slowly getting through all the seasons of the golden girls see you in another couple of years the grand finale the book and beyond february 16 2013 march 7 2016 what s that a book if you are connected to me on facebook twitter etc you already know this but my book is finally available on the amazon kindle store and for nook click to purchase the book includes the recaps of the first 100 sweet valley high books which first appeared on this here blog but the book also contains recaps of the second hundred or so books in the series which are not on here i ll keep this blog up for posterity and there s also some non svh recaps on here see the categories on the left but it s officially come to its grand finale there s not much more to say but thanks for hanging in there with me the last six years i appreciate the support and even the fact that you have taken the time to read things i wrote amazes and flatters me after spending the last seven or so years revisiting sweet valley high i m excited to move on to other things including the golden girls reviewed by a golden girls recap blog the unwatchables you can always see what i am up to on my website at http bit ly robin hardwick and following me on twitter robinhardwick on facebook here and here or on tumblr or at thedairiburger gmail com keep in touch and let me know how you like the book xoxoxoxo robin the reece malcolm list a must read february 5 2013 1 comment hello friends run don t walk to your local bookstore if you have any or to your computer to order a copy of the reece malcolm list by amy spalding not only is amy a friend a fantastic writer but is also a big fan and supporter of this here blog in fact that is how we met and i am not ashamed to say it if you like good young adult fiction and i am sure we all do you ll love it there s no vampires no dystopian worlds no superpowers no mary sues as amy first described it to me there s lots of musical theater and cute boys i was sold purchase it here follow amy on facebook twitter and read her blog lila s new flame as written by bret easton ellis december 20 2012 december 20 2012 1 comment another excerpt from my forthcoming book i recap the lila the arsonist in the style of everyone s favorite nihilistic writer and snarky tweeter bret easton ellis 135 lila s new flame 136 too hot to handle 137 fight fire with fire as written by bret easton ellis author of less than zero and american psycho and i was like in my living area with the ralph lauren sheets and the renoir painting and then this flame came at me and my last thought was oh wait this is a chanel suit and marnie shoes but i want to die but then bo would be sad for breaking up with me and he would regret it suddenly the flames came close and i thought this is it this is how you die and i felt okay and imagined my parents when they got back from their vacation to bali or whatever colonized island they will rape of its tourism and what my funeral will be like and i hope no one serves canapes as the flames lick at my perfectly manicured nails i pass out and wake up in a hospital in a gown that i am sure is less threadcount than my dinner napkins and i see jessica wakefield wearing a jumpsuit from lisette s and her twin sister wearing head to toe ll bean and jessica tries to talk about shopping because my entire wardrobe and house burned up but i am so sick i want to die but i pretend to hear them anyway while jessica talks about crop tops and halters all i can think about is my mother and father on a beach in expensive loungewear drinking mojitos and conversations that don t involve me li dear a french cut blazer is going to make a comeback lila we ve decided to go with the marble angel fountain instead of the stone minotaur fountain henry dear what time did we make out massage appointment lila did you know i make very expensive computer chips lila dear don t put you ll get frown lines lila that french cut maillot is dynamite for your hips henry that s not appropriate that s our daughter grace leave me alone or i ll divorce your ass gain henry how dare you after i let you go back door on me grace shut up with the sex talk our daughter was almost raped for god s sake henry you imbecile that was almost two books ago i think time has passed but i don t know because i kept refusing the disgusting hospital meals so they stopped bringing it this is what it must be like to be unpopular no one bothers to talk to you and you don t matter and no one cares and you wear the same dirty outfit and you don t have any worth except being a warm body to fill the world suddenly i woke up and steven wakefield appeared in a sears brand suit bugle boy shoes wayfarers a chess king shirt depp hair gel he is asking me about how the fire happened but i kept looking at the sad flowers on my bedside table i wonder how something like this grows in such a environment lila we need to talk about how the fire started who decides when it will bloom god no one how can there be a god when my persian rug was destroyed lila why were you holding matches i wish i still had a photosynthesis for life lila did you notice anyone suspicious on the scene we are all just flowers waiting to be destroyed if you lived here you d be perfect by now the unofficial guide to sweet valley high will be released in february 2013 what jessica wants dispatches from an intergalactic space mission september 17 2012 1 comment i m currently in the process of reading and recapping the second haldf of the svh series for an upcoming book to prove that i really am writing it here s an except a recap of 138 what jessica wants the miniseries in which we meet brooding whiny orphan devon whitelaw from the captain s log of the vessel teenageriac sent to earth to find the perfect human specimen day 1 target acquired landed pod where it was the most green and most beautiful earth gps identifies as sweet valley mission to find most genetically advantageous humanoid to extract dna to build master intergalactic race must not fail intergalactic un is counting on me must assume identity from my short observations this settlement is run by teenagers will assume role of male teenager must do research watched rebel without a cause a beautiful mind and teen wolf have created perfect hybrid name is devon whitelaw devon was the name of the computer on my first space mission and whitelaw because it seems that whites make the laws in sweet valley day 2 arrived at school said they needed something called school records and parent permission was not prepared for this found nice old lady and mind controlled the crap out of her to make her think she was my former nanny telling everyone my parents died seems easier dammit my assistant forgot to brief me before i left my dear soldiers i never expected such success in my first hour upon arrival to high school in the mechanical two wheeled ground tank i spotted someone with perfect genetic potential perfect size six up to the specifications determined by the overlords blond and blue eyed combination and a svelte body an initial scan of the subject tells me that she is superhuman and does not ever need to use the bathroom i must have implemented the scan too long because she stared back and started to release the hormonal scent of a request to mate departed area quickly later i entered a chemistry class and the human specimen 10 0 was to be my assistant to creating new human life and atomic bombs slight drawback turns out this class is only for mixing lesser chemicals i had to hide the synthetic embryonic sack containing the fetal centaur i just created instead i created a chemical the same color as her eyes and the ocean and her mating hormone began to release i toned it back commandor would not be happy if i started this master race without permission also encountered the most odd specimen he seemed to be a genetic misfire appendages hung about his body as if too long no coordination and an undying need to create corny comedic encounters identifies as the species winston eggbert may find him useful later and finally news to make the commandor proud this genetic perfection i encountered has already started to multiply there are two of them their genetics are so virile i must encapture one and bring her back but oh which one day 3 fellow intergalactic travelers i have decided on which wakefield clone will be the savior of our plan for the master species she calls herself elizabeth even though she has a mate my scan of her brain tells me that she is ready and willing to betray this mate at any cost the second clone jessica seems to have no brain activity in her frontal lobe thus making her capture easy but not as satisfying i mean i am twenty hundred light years from my home don t you think i should have some fun day 4 entrapment of specimen elizabeth almost foiled and mission aborted met who i thought was elizabeth at a nice restaurant these earthlings are so obsessed with food and escorting others to the consuming of food but it as psycho clone and the moon was obviously in the second cycle because she was down to mate dtm in scientific terms apparently these troublesome clones are the most important residents of the city note to self figure out why this city is so fucking weird day 5 i am proud to say that the mission looks like it will be a success the key to winning over specimen elizabeth was to tell her said madeup background and create some fireworks we sealed the contract with our mouths under the bleachers next step is asking her to donate her organs and brain for the cause of propagating our alien race signing off for now over my book will hopefully be out in early 2013 in the meantime follow me on twitter facebook and subscribe to my podcast welcome to my spanish style split level blog august 22 2012 august 28 2012 5 comments welcome visitors i m taking a hiatus with this blog right now but please browse or revisit all my recaps of the original sweet valley high books i ve also recapped other series and written updated version of the baby sitters club books and you can find those under categories to your right or just browse the archives update after a successful campaign i m working on the full unofficial guide to sweet valley high with an expected release of early 2013 in the meantime you can read other things i ve written here and follow me on facebook twitter tumblr the sweet life by kristy thomas august 14 2012 leave a comment over at forever young adult i review the rest of the sweet life series as kristy thomas margo s not dead my interview with francine pascal july 23 2012 14 comments it was over email but still exciting nonetheless my hunch is true she s got a thang for 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