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t consider buying me a coffee http www ko fi com ansleylc posts ask submit a post archive i m back with another sherlock holmes filk this one goes out to contact guy whose latest watson s sketchbook installment inspired me to finish this one that s been sitting in my drafts i just got a lot of feelins about the boys lyrics under cut keep reading pinned post sherlock holmes my music songwriting filk original posts shrock kind of remember shrock pour one out for shrock youtube sh filk 47 notes sep 3rd 2024 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink okiedokielokie littlefingies sorry for us politics posting but we have until may 22 2026 to submit public comment to the fcc alt more info from glaad https glaad org fcc they have some good tips about writing a comment and protecting your privacy which fuck it i ll just paste here providing an email address is optional if you have concerns about privacy you may use your initials or public address in your local area such as city hall do not use a joke name it diminishes the comment s credibility your submission does not need to be long a single well reasoned paragraph is sufficient do not copy paste a template comment the fcc values unique perspectives and an original comment carries significantly more weight in the public record you can explain why this matters to you without revealing private or sensitive personal information here s what i said free speech is a fundamental american freedom i do not need a warning about seeing queer people much like i do not need a warning about women veterans or any other group of people here s the link to submit your comment by may 22 https www fcc gov ecfs filings express proceeding 5bname 5d 19 41 11 878 notes may 19th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink thereddestglass asteroidtroglodyte tag game reblog this and put baby s first blorbo in the tags like who was the first character to move into your head and live there back when you were still figuring out how to tie your shoes man i think i gotta say it s either phineas fogg or sherlock holmes i distinctly remember standing in the kitchen in my nightgown struggling to hold my dad s complete illustrated holmes in my arms going mom he bent the poker back mom he s so cool the more things change etc 28 238 notes may 17th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink tired fandom ndn valtsv taking off a mask to reveal what lies beneath as a romantic gesture is overdone and besides i want to see the romantic or even platonic potential of protecting someone s identity beneath the mask without any expectation of ever being allowed to see what s under it picking it up and holding it gently to their face when it s knocked off and they re in danger of being exposed without trying to catch a glimpse of what they really look like under there throwing yourself in front of them to hide them from view while they put themselves back together without taking advantage or looking back to see what you re protecting learning to read them by body language tone of voice and behaviour so well that you never need to see their face to feel like you know and understand them this is lucha libre to me 76 127 notes may 16th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink jewish kermit as old roads does your pet give a fuck when you get home my pet gives too much of a fuck we have to manage it my pet really gives a fuck but it s not really a problem my pet is chill about it my pet says sup like a roommate my pet does not give a care nuance button no pets u simply must pick one pet to answer for and elaborate in reblogs if u wish my cats both care way more than audrey when im back lol she wags her tail and might want to get kinda silly but sometimes doesn t even bother leaving her open crate to say hey the first thing i usually say when i get home is oh arf arf and petting him just revs him up more but i recently figured out that if i pick him up immediately and just hold him for a minute he chills out right away 5 448 notes may 13th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink bixbythemartian savoureuxx alt the resemblance between your life and a dog by robert bly damn poetry 2 330 notes may 12th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink thehumantrampoline thehumantrampoline so i got a chest cold and stayed home from work for a week because i was feeble and sickly and then i felt better but the cough stuck around but that was fine because my coughs always stick around and at least it was lessened and not as phlegmy and the phlegm it did produce was colorless and then after a week of that it started getting worse again and the phlegm went yellow again and then it got really very bad actually and kept me up all night several nights in a row so i had a sleep deprivation crash out and had to totter feebly home early from work because i was about to fall over and was coughing like a plague victim and the next day i went to the urgent care for my cough please note i have never gone to the doctor for an illness once in my adult life because i m very sickly and am often ill so even the worst illnesses are kind of whatever man but nothing makes me throw myself on whatever mercy i can find like insomnia and they told me it was bronchitis and gave me a bunch of pills which seem to be working effectively and anyway i m starting to think i ve had bronchitis before like probably many times so that s interesting thehumantrampoline anyway during my whole illness i ve been contemplating a particularly ambitious t shirt rebuild and ordered supplies for it last week so i took one last sick day today to let the meds kick all the way in and get some more sleep and i have needle sore fingers but i got over half the project done and it looks better than i imagined it and my seams are so clean and i didn t have to rip anything out or re cut anything because i took so long engineering it in my head and it feels like getting better at the things i like to do and also like spending enough time away from work that i ve reclaimed part of myself back from it and i can t wait to finish and wear my shirt for something that also isn t work and not cough the whole time never kill yourself or succumb to bronchitis original posts 7 notes may 11th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink so i got a chest cold and stayed home from work for a week because i was feeble and sickly and then i felt better but the cough stuck around but that was fine because my coughs always stick around and at least it was lessened and not as phlegmy and the phlegm it did produce was colorless and then after a week of that it started getting worse again and the phlegm went yellow again and then it got really very bad actually and kept me up all night several nights in a row so i had a sleep deprivation crash out and had to totter feebly home early from work because i was about to fall over and was coughing like a plague victim and the next day i went to the urgent care for my cough please note i have never gone to the doctor for an illness once in my adult life because i m very sickly and am often ill so even the worst illnesses are kind of whatever man but nothing makes me throw myself on whatever mercy i can find like insomnia and they told me it was bronchitis and gave me a bunch of pills which seem to be working effectively and anyway i m starting to think i ve had bronchitis before like probably many times so that s interesting original posts 7 notes may 11th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink saremina lovely v being crazy about a piece of media for any amount of time will leave a weird mark on you forever because years later you ll see someone posting something about it like can we talk about this frame and you ll be like ah that frame i know all about that frame i was once a scholar of that frame god why is this so true 63 959 notes may 7th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink sadmages cilantrhoes 10 976 notes may 6th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink pilferingapples ratheralark hi guys i made another silly game that has not been playtested in any way it s designed to be played online in a discord server or dreamwidth community and you play as a group of early 00s fandom sleuths who are trying to unmask a duplicitous big name fan in your fandom however you also have agendas and rivalries of your own so perhaps the whole community will collapse into drama before you can achieve your goals it s here oh delightful 77 notes may 5th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink bixbythemartian bucketofdeltav so my beta reader for the big fics is an astrophysicist right who is currently also writing a hard sci fi novel about the exploration of phobos more power to them i cannot with the physics required for that best i can do is soft sci fi fantasy and that reminds me i should finish that story anyway i was bitching about how hard it is to come up with feasible planets in star wars because sometimes you need a new planet from scratch and sometimes you need to know more about a planet than the has jungles is probably a moon technically than wookieepedia will give you and they re like oh yeah i can do something about that so they ve written in matlab but they swear it will run as a exe as well and i may be conscripted to embed it as a web tool at some point a star system generator you input what you know about the planet ecosystem population sun colour does it have liquid water does it have a moon or moons is it a moon or moons temperature averages atmosphere you get me and it will give you the everything else about the star system in obedience to real universe physics and if you input nothing you get a randomly generated star system and i m like oh i know people who will be into this with a vengeance and they re not on tumblr so this is me seeing who exactly would be keen on and i cannot stress this enough a real physics comprehensive star system generator it s still in the debugging phase last error fixed every planet wants to have a population of exactly 5000 regardless of other factors turned out to be a missing equals sign somewhere but i m psyched for this and trying to gauge interest for how high a priority make this an accessible web tool needs to be melyzard elodieunderglass bucketofdeltav says the url is here http tumblr com star system generator okay it has its own blog now star system generator on tumblr follow star system generator and get more of the good stuff by joining tumblr today dive in tumblr oh shit writing 24 680 notes may 5th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink theterribletenno theterribletenno a 15 year old boy is about to base his entire personality on the last movie you watched for the next 10 years how bad is it he is going to get himself killed badly he is going to try to kill himself the most obnoxious person in the world has just been born furry derogatory furry normal not much has changed but now he s stuck like this for 10 years yikes it s cringe but it could have been a lot worse at least he ll have fun at comic con if anything this is a slight improvement he s not a boy anymore he s a man now she s not a boy anymore she s a girl now finally a son i can be proud of see results ghostbusters 2016 that s a lesbian now 20 636 notes may 4th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink asimovsideburns mechanomorphic queer muppet moments i would make happen if i was in charge of the muppets the electric mayhem minus animal bcs hes their kid arent a polycule theyre monogamous but specifically they break up and date each other one at a time they have a chart animal is genderfluid this is mentioned exactly once bcs kermit calls her he and she starts yelling she her kermit corrects himself and the show goes on rizzo made out with gonzo once but he still considers himself straight bcs gonzo is not a guy he s a whatever gonzo agrees with this uncle deadly dated tim curry it did not end well actual emotional scene of gonzo talking about how he feels abt gender no jokes kermit no matter what gonzo is still gonzo and we re always going to support gonzo no matter what gonzo decides gonzo kermit i still use he him statler and waldorf wedding episode theyre divorced by the next beaker trying to ask bunsen out on a date in the end it turns out bunsen thought they d been dating for years miss piggy hanging out with drag queens related miss piggy starting to present butch and kermit being really into it hes embarassed abt it pepe begins a story with when i was a little girl janice decides to start using just she bcs like i could never be her rowlf mentions having a husband even kermit is like since when actually i change my mind genderfluid animal is mentioned a second time when dr teeth is calling for instrument and mic checks he turns to animal and yells animal pronoun check he him alright really good muppets 4 621 notes may 3rd 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink facts i just made up facts i just made up sorry beverly star trek star trek tng 10 001 notes apr 28th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink ark shifter anarchistmemedistro alt coffeecalliope a lot of companies that make things have two separate lines consumer and enterprise consumer is for us poors that the company doesn t need to respect you can buy more expensive higher tier consumer items but it s just as fragile you re paying for more bells and whistles enterprise grade is stuff that will actually last because it is often sold in a lot as part of a contract and the contract won t be renewed if the items suck these things are often just not sold to consumers because why would you ever buy consumer grade garbage if you could buy this for something like computers this looks like how pricey gaming laptops look all fancy but fall apart in about the same timeframe as the lower end laptops for students but if you ve ever handled the sort of laptops for banks or businesses you d wonder why laptops can t all be like this people swear by lenovo thinkpads for a reason dell s latitude general productivity and precision has the power of a gaming laptop but far less bs lines hp s probooks all feel really nice and last for fucking ever but you can t buy them in a store even if you wanted one so the trick is to buy what big organizations are buying but you likely gotta get em secondhand when the orgs are done with them for basic clothes mil surplus might be a good port of call for technology see an e waste recycler or sometimes government auction you just gotta know what to ask for thinkpads dell latitude precision hp probook zbook otherwise try to thrift old pre enshitification items the blanket i had as a kid is still going strong and has lived to bury multiple sets of newer bedding which have worn thin and torn kitchen items s...