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servant raul entered the room with a small box and opened it to display a black dagger with a wavy blade and the image of a black sun on its pommel it matched the two daggers already in the parties possession raoul was released and left the room after telling the party that the woman they needed to find was known as elsea the crone but he had no idea where she was that he droned was why he hired them clap clap raoul returned with a matching box containing a long dirty gray dreadlock the cleric took the lock of hair nodded to lord eben an act that went unacknowledged and led the party as they left the room gathering the remainder of the party and informing them of the plan the only question came from brody so we have to bring them the woman what about anything we might find along the way convinced that the party could turn any recovered goods into cash the dwarf was more than willing to sign on let s go make that money and off they went with no trail for the barbarian to track the party looked for a more esoteric way to locate their prey turning to the red lady asking for a magical solution everynne said there was a spell but she had never added it to her repertoire erlang shen has granted me such miracles stated the priest startling the party all around after attaching the dreadlock to the end of his quarterstaff by a thread jianjun prayed to his lord for guidance and the lock of hair began to pull in a single direction pointing the way grognak began to bushwhack their way though the dense forest making slow by steady progress must lamenting that the spell directed them as the crow flies rather than along any formed path several hours in the barbarian found a mostly dry creek bed leading in mostly the right direction and making for a much easier journey for him specifically brody showing a rare moment of caution wondered aloud should be be walking in this big ditch seems like a good way to get ambushed convinced this was likely solid reasoning the party climbed up onto one of the banks and stopped briefly for a snack as jianjun called forth a pot of miraculous noodles for the party to feast upon brody scoffed at their magical human slop and ordered ugh to fetch him a dwarven ration from his now considerable reserves while the group ate brody ordered ugh up a nearby tree to scan for anything nearby once up the tree ugh peered about and asked want ugh get bag pointing further along the riverbed this grabbed the parties attention and and sparked a resounding reply of bag what bag yes go get the bag ugh seemed happy to oblige but had one question first what about big bug ugh pointed to something just out of sight down the creek which prompted most of the group to draw weapons unsure what a big bug was but more than ready to test their new upgrades against whatever it was until grognak identified the wet looking over sized anteater that shuffled into view oh krom rust monster i had begun planning ahead for wandering monster rolls hoping to make them more balanced and enjoyable for both me and the party when i realized that i could throw in the occasional custom made beasty i immediately went in search of this one hopefully created in gurps so i didn t have to make it myself i found that someone had in fact statted them up for me and the write up looked perfect then i saw it it had been posted by one of my players can t have one of the inmates designing the asylum that just would not do so the first thing i did was to beef it up i should have made it faster too but hindsight and all that also it should be noted rust monsters were described to me the first time as an ant eater with long nose and antennae rather than the crustacean that is so common so that s how mine look as the creature sniffed its way down the creek the party heard grognak s warning and began to rethink their new toys dropping his axe the barbarian picked up the largest rock he could find while zen thought better of this fight and flitted from tree to tree hiding best she could frau readied her old mace waiting for the beast to come into range hating to destroy the weapon but willing to do her part the red lady began to gather energy for her favorite fireball spell while brody began to put his own plan into action removing his hat brody removed a bomb round black iron with a short fuse and threw it down into the mud a few yards ahead of the rust monsters nose seeing where this was going jianjun began to power his own spell and waited the rust monster withstood the impact of grognak s boulder and the flaming magics of the red lady if only holding onto life to satisfy its hunger for the delicious looking iron sphere in front of it finally limping its way to the prize it opened wide scooped it into its mouth just as jianjun shot forth a beam of holy light into its face igniting the bomb there was a muted explosion which launched the beast s shell straight up into the air leaving a pile of stew meat below it landed with a squishing sound causing the party to cheer and the music to play sadly the damage was such that even though zen wanted to eat some of the beast grognak couldn t find the pieces he knew to be edible i worry about my players sometimes i really do once the party rested and recovered from the fight brody took ugh to look at this bag the caveman mentioned earlier traveling a hundred yards or so down river so to speak he did indeed find a backpack sitting alone in the middle of the creek yeah that seems legit i ll head back to the party and let them know it s totally normal when given further inspection brody noted a simple rope trap surrounding the pack that would fling whoever attempted to take it into the air summoning ugh to head back the wildman s attention was taken by a squirrel running in the creek leading him at a sprint back towards the party as ugh neared his prey with brody close at his heels an arrow struck the squirrel and caused the wildman to burst into tears and brody to burst into well flames brody took the skewered squirrel to mean only one thing the party was under attack and they were under attack by elves seeing this as the only course of action brody ignited his burner the fantasy version of a dwarven flamethrower and began to blast his stream of fire into the trees all around him while screaming wild eyed that everything needed to burn deaf to the cries the rest of the party around him looking about for what foe could have set off her dwarven brethren frau atop her trusty mount pointed skyward alerting her companions to the small village of huts built far above in the trees just as a familiar voice rung out give me back my sword this is where our episode ends for this week perhaps not exactly here but in the effort of good storytelling we will end here for today but come back next week when we return for the thrilling conclusion i ain t afraid of no ghost while no xp was rewarded for a mission half finished brody once again earned the cool point for his use of his bomb as monster main course posted on may 17 2016 june 2 2016 categories df game gaming recap tags brody macflarnatarnastan frau blucher grognak gurps jianjun npc s recap the red lady zen 1 comment on dungeon fantasy s01e04 apprenticing for fun and profit and now for something completely different it s a fair assessment to say i m a fan of professional wrestling ok i know that reading that last line at least some of you perhaps 50 just muttered to yourself man he knows it s not real right i will deal with this once and just once and we can move on and put this all behind us i could go into pages of long winded diatribe about exhibitionism and athletics but i d rather you took 20 minutes out of your day to watch this explanation that says it better than i ever could please note that this contains much adult language so it s likely nsfw that said i m a fan of professional wrestling and while the american version is my bread and butter the really good stuff comes from mexico yes and japan lucha libre is far more than just a spanish language version of the monday night cable tv fare it s a part of the culture if not a culture in and of itself to our southern cousins the heroes and their villainous counterparts more analogous to comic book super heroes it was not uncommon in days past for luchas to be movie stars fighting monsters and mad scientists alike before going back to challenge for the tag team titles when i started playing gurps 4 th edition it was a variation of weird west which transitioned later into low level supers and moved on from there what i ended up playing in that 2 nd game was a gun slinging martial artist because my first idea was beyond my skills to create to my satisfaction a super powered luchador in the 5 or so years that have passed i have learned the ins and outs of the system playing a variety of characters in power levels from 50 to 1200 points while i ve enjoyed being a stoic gigantic space engineer a flamboyant growth brick an albino cleric and a blues harmonica playing bard wizard i ve never lost my yen for the martial artist in the mask we came to gurps after a couple of years playing in hero system and even after the transition i kept my toe in that pool because i liked the cartoony feel of the game i still refer to hero as gurps the animated series because that s how i see it in 2009 hero almost won me back by publishing lucha libre hero more than anything else i and encountered it showed me that lucha could be done and bah gawd 1 i was gonna make it work in gurps too in that time i have worked off and on to recreate the style and feel of lucha for a workable gurps character if not a campaign the plan is over arching first i need to follow suit of the hero conversion and make my master list of maneuvers and moves which thankfully gurps has a solid system of already about a year into this project they threw me a curve ball and released the deep grit masterpiece gurps martial arts technical grappling giving me much more detail to work from and more importantly the knowledge that i wasn t the only one who wants this kind of thing it just took me a while to realize it i heard about this new supplement while discussing my project with my own gm now a player in my df game who had since its release been in some discussion with his peers about a particular set of moves that they had seen in the major motion picture iron man 2 in the scene the black widow showing off her great skill in ass kickery leaps from a crouching position to grapple an opponents head with her legs only to use said grapple to throw the unlucky fella to the ground i had heard him talk about this bit before and certainly i had seen the movie but once i watched it and really paid attention i realized it she was wrestling the move he had been so taken with and broken down to the sequence and combat modifiers of was basically a hurricanrana a staple of lucha libre and fantastic way to bridge what i had been doing with what this new supplement was offering not everything in my conversion needed the level of detail that technical grappling offers but others could not be done properly without it after the realization involving the widow s hurricanrana i found a move that had been giving me a hard time known as a backslide pin and tried to get his take on it not being inn depth with the new rules i may have undersold my question when i asked how do you grab someone behind you knowing he was not a particular fan of the wrasslin as maybe me and some other of our cohorts are this was my failure at this point what followed was my gm taking me to school suffice to say i still work on this conversion currently i m still cataloging moves be they throws grabs or strikes and converting them into gurps rules most of the simple ones are easy a punch is a punch a kick is a kick sometimes the differences are a matter of semantics is clothesline a strike or a sweep once you know that is there a difference between that and a lariat personally i list clotheslines as sweeps and the lariat as a strike mainly because one is used more as a damaging attack just don t tell bradshaw i said so sometimes like the backslide its more a matter of how do i turn the intricate dance that is wrasslin into numbers and 1 second segments thus i struggle on i have a day job and other hobbies but this is my long term goal think of it like a 5 point obsession it s not all i do but it s almost always on my mind you can expect to see this feature pop up a lot in the coming months as i begin new phases first beta testing my theories in conversions then in template creation i m willing to bet you will all know the difference between a technico and a rudo before i m done who knows maybe one day you ll see gurps martial arts lucha libre adventures i ll keep my boots laced and my fingers crossed conner 1 see commentary by jim good ol j r ross for the audio version of this phrase posted on may 12 2016 may 13 2016 categories gaming tags gurps lucha libre project leave a comment on and now for something completely different these are the people in your neighborhood now that our intrepid adventurers have been in town a couple of weeks bringing in steady coin and impressing people they re going to start noticing other faces around arica truth be told they have already caught the eye of several members of the populace some we ve met and others yet to introduce themselves i m going to cover a few different class of citizens both to familiarize our readers and the party with who they re likely to run into these people are are with possibly one exception npc s non player characters and are controlled by the gm me in the dungeon fantasy game i played in most recently town was described to be much like the town screen in a video game think diablo there are people there but basically they only have a few dialogue options such as buy sell or heal me please and do little else these options still exist in my world because such things are important and even i don t want to flesh out the personalities of every newsboy and cleric in the village i consider town to be a safe place you don t get attacked while there as long as you don t make trouble first note this is the golden rule don t make trouble won t be trouble because these folks are docile and simple i ll deal with them first first the church in town has a number of faceless priests around to sell people goods and services such as healing potions holy water and blessings among others as well they offer healing and restoration magics for a contribution to the church healing a few hit points will be cheap but bringing a dead companion back from the death will cost several thousand gold the only real difference is that when you sell holy relics and such to the church the reward isn t in cash but credit within the organization additionally there are wizards in town many of them in fact arica tends to be a haven for wizards looking to experiment and in that vein 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