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twobluefish skip to main skip to sidebar twobluefish there is funny shit everywhere sometimes you just have to squint a little to see it monday march 30 2020 dear the humans dear the humans you gave me things to write about with the funny things you did and said your quirky nuances that i sometimes felt i was the only one to notice and record your kindness sometimes melted my heart the broken ones i saw you and loved you the few of you who really saw me i loved you for that thank you i hope you re all doing okay i miss you let s catch up again soon and you do your thing and i ll write about you again and make you laugh or cry or just appreciate some tiny little beautiful almost unnoticed thing much love black rainbow posted by lee bemrose at 1 53 pm 3 comments monday march 16 2020 a word of advice little dude a word of advice don t go into hospitality i will go into hospitality but only as a back up a back up a back up for i really want to be a poet oh oh dear you are so fucked posted by lee bemrose at 2 30 pm 1 comment friday august 09 2019 done with that done i m done with the bitter aftertaste of love i m done with the fake notion of love im done with people who are incapable of accepting their faults i m done with sarcasm and condescension and that ugly patronising tone you think is an argument it isn t i m done with being looked down upon i know my faults i don t need you to point them out in such a condescending way point them out attack me savage me challenge me but do it with intellect and integrity and with the respect that i show you posted by lee bemrose at 8 46 pm 4 comments wednesday april 17 2019 fake alpha fake alpha fiction by lee bemrose when the plane finally crashes after all that drama and hysteria when it finally hits the ground and bounces and skids and bounces and turns sideways and crumbles and burns and all the death starts to happen when all of that is done and he is flung from the whole catastrophe he thinks wow just me no one else just me no one has ever done this before i m like jesus or something rising from the ashes of that bird or whatever it is this is the best thing ever no one has ever done this before this is a good thing he turns his back on the wreckage even though there are lives to be saved and walks across the sand amazed at his good fortune how great am i he thinks how magnificent am i hugely magnificent that s how magnificent it s a jungle he sheds the ashes of his suit because it s the jungle how good is this how primal is this just me and my nakedness better enjoy it while i can before they come and get me he stumbles through the trees into a clearing and stops taking in the heavy fug in the air monkeys he thinks great big monkeys they turn and look at him one then another and another a whole peaceful wary tribe look at this naked orange intruder they take in his repugnant scent they will let him pass through if that is his intention such ugliness has no place in their lives a baby gorilla recognises a kindred spirit and runs towards his new play friend the bloated orange one smacks this insolent infant in the side of the head how dare you touch me you disgusting thing the child falls and his skull cracks as it hits a half buried stone nostrils flare postures straighten he thinks about running away but those heel spurs my long forgotten heel spurs also don t you know who i am they run at him and it s not those fake heel spurs that prevent him from running it s just fear it s the fear of reality not fake or alternative reality just real reality an actual alpha male tears the throat out of this fake alpha male and spits the flesh out in disgust some chest beating happens and that s okay because suddenly the world is a better place posted by lee bemrose at 10 21 pm no comments labels potus trump monday march 18 2019 the more i know the less i understand i don t understand anything i devour so much information but i don t understand anything i just don t get anything at all i don t get religion i m just not religious when i m thinking logically i just don t believe in a god a creator the stories in the books made up by men thousands of years ago the division those stories have created the fact that people let these stories rule their lives sometimes with violent consequences i just don t get any of it and yet from time to time walking through a quiet cemetery looking at the names in poets corner in westminster thinking of gaudi sleeping in his sagrada familia i feel something i don t know what it is this feeling it s emotion i was holding back tears in westminster and each time i ve wandered awestruck in gaudi s church and i just don t understand what it is what is this feeling i get the same feeling watching a documentary about life the universe and everything invariably i find myself shaking my head thinking i just don t get it what is it the universe is so vast and life is so mysterious that you know is it so strange to blame it all on a great creator what is it all what is existence and where did it come from in indonesia a few years ago a guide told us if anyone asks you about your faith just say you are a christian because they simply won t like it if you say you are atheist i agreed that this is what i would do in this largely islamic country but i wondered why i should have to lie why does it matter to someone else that i have a different way of thinking to them on the island of lombok i remember the palm trees and the cowbells and the call to prayer i felt peace i felt their peace they were praying and i presume also feeling peace it was pure and beautiful and although i don t get religion what harm was it doing to me if anything their faith was giving them peace and on a superficial level it was giving me peace i didn t understand the words being sung in the call to prayer but i respected the sound and the sentiment and i guess yeah i was touched by it our fruit and veg suppliers were muslim they used to call me brother we got to know each other told each other our stories had many laughs and treated each other with kindness i thought of my guide in lombok and wondered if i would have to lie to these guys about my beliefs i didn t think so they called me brother every time and i thought i don t care about your beliefs and my beliefs if you call me brother that s good enough for me we are brothers if someone wants to pray if they need their rituals we don t have to understand it to accept it we re all the same we just have different ideas and that s totally fine what i really don t understand is why an extremist fanatic coward unleashes on a peaceful group peacefully going about their own business i don t get it i don t understand anything at all posted by lee bemrose at 4 09 pm no comments thursday february 14 2019 thespian recently at my responsible service of alcohol course i hate these things i hate any form of structured learning i m just shit at it always have been i was shit at skool which is why i left at age 16 the skool thing was a joke by the way i know how to spel so anyway came to a point where we were told we had to role play confrontation situation where a drunk customer wanted another drink and the bar person had to refuse in the right way i turned around to my team of two travelers banged my palm down on the table and said giz a farking drink ya bastard the very polite indian guy who was in my mind playing the bar tender looked confused and asked my what i was doing role playing like we were told to do you re the responsible bar tender i m a drunk customer and this french guy is the best man at my buck s night so you know give us some fucking drinks ya prick another palm slapped down on the table i was really getting into this the indian guy and the french guy not so much they just looked a bit confused i made the indian guy play his role the french guy was just silent but that was okay because he was my best man and i was the belligerent one who had to be dealt with there was conversational noise going on all around us i looked around at the conclusion of our role playing bit and realised that absolutely no one else had done the role playing thing they were just chatting even the instructor who i had been expecting to be wandering through the room and taking notes was just talking to a group about their travels i turned back to my indian bartender and my french best man shit i said sheepishly sorry about that posted by lee bemrose at 5 16 pm no comments monday december 03 2018 the colourful and curly ride of a loser s life i never thought i d be this old i look back and from this viewpoint i thought i d be dead already yet here i am in spite of my destructive ways in spite of my hardcore partying days i m still disappointingly resolutely reluctantly still here so convinced was i that i would never make it to old age that i have never followed through with anything one golden relationship yes but nothing else no other life passions well yes i am passionate about many things my interests are infinite and ever increasing fractals and kaleidoscopes of things and things and things of interest but career wise work wise nothing has sustained me why study one thing and devote your life to it when there are so many things i admire people who can do this i understand that this is the secret to success but i have been completely incapable of doing it no formal qualifications and i ve masqueraded as a chef one time standing between guilliame brahini and matt moran at the sydney opera house they having earned their chef outfits mine merely a costume i ve been a magazine editor freelance writer interviewer of famous musicians and comedians writers and actors i ve won a national award for my short fiction been included in writing for academics and popular writers alike have reviewed so much theatre as though i m some kind of authority on all things drama when in fact i m just a bum on a seat who loves the magic of theatre but for all that i am unqualified i have no pieces of paper and for the longest time this seemed to me life s ultimate joke how the hell did i do this how the hell did i get myself into this how is it that i am coaching and teaching newbies in the way of coffee and seeing them go off into the world and become respected baristas in foreign lands how squint how did that happen how now however it bites me in the arse this lack of qualification i am a journeyman knower of lots expert at nothing i am old unemployed and seemingly unemployable looking back what a colourful and curly ride it was i think i just needed to have jumped off before now posted by lee bemrose at 3 49 pm 1 comment labels life older posts home subscribe to posts atom sharethis about this blog lee bemrose random writings stories magazine theatre reviews and interviews fiction and occasionally my bi weekly column grumpy which used to appear in the pages of tsunami mag oh and be sure to check out my ebook 17 stories of love crime view my 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