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family friday july 01 2011 this blog had died at least i m pretty sure but you can still see my happenings here www gomamarun blogspot com follow me there from the mind of unknown at 10 54 am 1 comment friday may 27 2011 the girl that grabbed the hornet s nest i ve realized that when i am very sleep deprived there tends to also be hallucinations when jack was first born i was very much in need for a good sleep plus the anxiousness about the 8lb 6oz bundle of fragileness that slept in his crib next to our bed was almost overwhelming when i did get sleep it was only hours at a time and the quality of the sleep wasn t all unicorns and rainbows since waking up at random intervals to check on jack was a regular occurance consequentially and because of the very little sleep i had gotten i tended to hmm imagine things that weren t real these hallucinations weren t like i see people telling me things type of hallucinations they were the in between feeling of being asleep and dreaming but also awake and aware of my surroundings i would often wake up and it would take some time and very hard thinking to understand where i was and more importantly where jack was all new moms know the eating habits of babies when they are young just in case you don t know babies eat all the time jack ate every 2 3 hours 24 hours a day at night i found that by nursing him in bed i could catch some z s and he could eat some food this is where the first set of hallucinations began i would wake up in a frenzy thinking i had been nursing jack and fell asleep i would be pulling the covers off of me thinking i was smothering the poor bean as i was pulling covers and searching the bed for a good minute or two i realized that jack was safely tucked away in his crib this happened for several nights try every single night like every single hour of the night to me it seemed so real and poor tyler had to deal with the mommy mental patient for many many nights this brings us to tyler oh tyler what a saint soon he was pulled into my frenzy s against his will and to his confusion when jack got old enough i soon began to nurse him while laying down but again sleep deprivation nursing jack while laying down sleep hallucinations sometimes i would even fall back asleep for a minute while nursing him only to wake up place him back in his crib and go back to sleep however sometimes i would forget the put him back in his crib step then i would be waking up like a crazy woman thinking i was smothering my little pickle there was an incident where i was sure jack was under the covers so as i repeatedly tried to uncover him and pick him up i slowly woke up and realized that i had been groping at tyler s leg in an attempt to pick jack up i was fully prepared to do mouth to mouth resuscitation on tyler s thigh poor tyler woke up wondering who the heck was trying to swaddle his leg and like a good husby forgave me and we both went back to bed that experience was way back when jack was barely a month old so you would think that by now 8 months my hallucinations would be gone right not exactly we are actually right in the middle of a move so let me set up another equation for you homework vinyl shop moving farmer s market taking care of jack one tired mother because of the move jack had been waking up multiple times in the night his schedule was way out of whack and it was showing when he would wake up 3 4 times a night to nurse in order for me to catch up on some much needed sleep i would nurse him in bed again i should have realized that the combination of such events would result in a mishap at tyler s expense it was very early morning and i was just convinced that jack was sleeping next to me in fact this time i was positive i heard tyler shifting his weight to roll over in his sleep and in an attempt to save jack i grabbed him and told tyler not to move or else he was going to roll on top of jack tyler continued to shift a bit and so i held on tighter to jack and pushed tyler with my arm in an attempt to keep him from rolling right on top of the mr me tyler don t move jack is right here tyler what are you talking about what are you doing me he s right here sleeping i m holding him tyler jessica you re holding my crotch that conversation was enough to really get me to wake up and i realized like so many times before jack was fine and tyler had gotten the short end of my psycho hallucinations once i realized this we laughed pretty hard at the fact that i had grabbed tyler s manhood thinking i was grabbing jack so seriously when you have a kid take advantage of as much sleep as possible for your husband s sake from the mind of unknown at 11 11 am 5 comments friday february 11 2011 i can do anything good i don t think it s ostentatious for me to say that i am proud of myself let me start at the beginning having a baby really effs up your body i kind of knew that beforehand but i didn t really know my stomach is covered in stretch marks and my poor lady melons are not looking so hot due to the breastfeeding and engorgement so after not doing much physical activity for the extent of the pregnancy i decided to whip myself into shape a couple of months after jack s birth i failed miserably i tried running but i couldn t even go once around the track without getting all breathless and feeling like my side was going to explode needless to say i was discouraged and i didn t know where to go from there after a while i regained my motivation and i started to work out first i did the elliptical which was great it made me feel like i was physically fit without all of the soreness but it was still difficult even at a resistance of 1 slowly i worked my way up and it became pretty easy to do the elliptical while during my various workout endeavors i came across an advertisement for a valentine s day 5k yikes i thought i hope someday i can do that then i realized that maybe just maybe i was already there or pretty close so i talked to tyler and asked him if he wanted to complete a 5k with me and i was surprised when he agreed the first time i stepped on the treadmill i was really nervous of how much i would totally fail and i am embarrassed to admit that i was worried about what people would think of me my goal was to be able to run at least half of it which is 1 68 miles i think i ran the first lap and then the next and the next and the next with ease soon i completed my goal and i was on my way fast forward to the week of the 5k that monday i decided to push myself to see if i could run the whole 5k that s 3 25 miles mind you it s a big deal to me i pushed myself hard and at last i ran the whole 5k in about 40 00 min i thought that was a good time until i went online and i realized that it sucked people run these things in like half that time i didn t really care though because the important thing was that i finished buzzerp buzzerp buzzerp fast forward again to the day of the race i was so nervous for some odd reason i guess it was because i was envisioning unrealistic scenarios here s how one of those scenarios went i start off and everyone instantly passes me up in which lap after lap i am finally the only person left on the track then as i try to finish each lap lamely the people in charge yell at me and ask why i even thought i could do this and that i was really slow then as i finally finish i trip and fall on my face to which everyone laughs and points fingers at me because i so obviously soiled my pants you know because the running jumbles your stomach around and i had an accident at the point of the fall then for the rest of my college career i am known as the 5k soiler which only sends me into a downward spiral of hatred towards racing and everyone that does it now you can understand how i was nervous as i started the race it was great i had a guy keeping track of how much i had already run and would encourage me to keep going by telling me how many laps i had left however since i had only trained on a treadmill i soon found out that running in real life is a lot harder i was able to run 2 00 miles before i had to stop to speed walk then after 50 miles i stepped it up and ran the last 75 miles until i finally finished with a sprint and at a time of 38 08 here we are in all our sweaty glory just after finishing the race jack came along for the ride too even with the walking and running in real life versus the treadmill i was able to beat my training time it was exhilarating to finally finish i had completed my first ever 5k and it felt so freakin good what s best is that i wasn t last and i didn t fall on my face or soil my pants now i am looking for another 5k to train for my next goal is to be able to run it in under 30 minutes that comes out to be about a 9 minute mile but i know i can do it i can do anything good from the mind of unknown at 1 24 pm 4 comments tuesday january 25 2011 i think it would be okay if spring came i have discovered that i live life through addiction after addiction and i think you may be surprised that many of you do as well when i was in jr high i was addicted to iming my friends looking back i realize how ridiculous this was seeing as i was just around my friends all day at school yet day after day i would come home and chat with my fellow school mates online in reality i didn t care to chat with my girlfriends too much in actuality i just wanted to chat with my crushes and my ulterior motive was mainly to find out if they liked me too this was pre texting days so give me a break iming died away and then i discovered the awesomeness of the sims i m pretty sure every single girl who loved playing house as a child was in love with sims i know i was i could play it for hours then kill off my family and create a new one where the cycle would thus continue actually i m still obsessed with sims but it wasn t only computer technology that would consume my life i get into my food addictions as well right now i have been eating oatmeal and bananas for breakfast basically everyday since jack was born it s good and filling and keeps my milk production up because you all wanted to know that yes it s true that equals to a lot of freakin oatmeal and bananas but that isn t the worst food addiction i ve had i ve been known to eat beans for a month strait for lunch mainly bean sandwiches and homemade bean burritos gotta love that fiber good news is that i m sick of beans now and have moved on to tuna gotta love those omega 3 s now i have discovered a new addiction it fuels my life i think it has moved on from an addiction to an obsession what s great is that it has taken possession of tyler as well so when it comes time for an intervention you can kill two birds with one stone and bring both tyler and i back to reality but for now our obsession is sudoku sudoku sudoku but this isn t just a mindless random sudoku puzzle this is the sudoku puzzle in the scroll the scroll is byu i s weekly paper which is usually filled with random and pretty lame articles like the top three places to visit in rexburg which happened to be 1 di 2 the gym 3 the sand dunes on the last page of the scroll there is a sudoku puzzle which if completed correctly and turned in by friday at 5 00pm has potential of being drawn as the winning puzzle and that person gets a prize a prize so tyler and i started the last couple of weeks in the fall semester and we continue to this day and we take it very seriously in our life the week starts on tuesday when the scroll comes out every week we do the sudoku let me just tell you these aren t your grandma s puzzles these puzzles are meant to weed out the men from the boys or so to speak tyler and i have actually gotten into fights about these puzzles i m sure you are envisioning a playful banter like fight oh no the kind of fight that your bishop advises to work out before you go to bed that type of fight it is not uncommon to have shredded remains of the scroll on our living room floor and i m pretty sure there are no more erasers in our home anymore only eraser shavings yet we are determined to get that prize and we re not even sure what the prize is often times couple s fantasize about what they would do if they won the lottery we fantasize about what the prize for the sudoku could possibly be tyler thinks it s some brand new byu i gym clothes i think it s a gift certificate to a restaurant either way we are going to win before we graduate because we have to know it is our obsession and addiction from the mind of unknown at 11 45 am 3 comments tuesday january 18 2011 he s the cheese to my macaroni from the mind of unknown at 2 50 pm 5 comments older posts home subscribe to posts atom my countdown countdown my countdown countdown my countdown countdown followers i m always watching the hesselgessers mom the intern big d and emdizzle the greer family the larsons hilary and morgan bursting at the seams north ogden weavers anderson newlyweds mike s recollections the life of ann e barlow ash andy brad and tara anderson abode christian ryann hulme belnap family blog the katie did clare clan crap i learn in school brother evans do not eat smoked salmon because it will give you cancer you can eat it every once and a while but not every day brother kelson what is the function of the aster in cell division faux smart kid i don t really remember but i remember something about how when it splits the two endsbla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla brother kelson you just spent two minutes saying absolutely nothing has anyone calculated the elevator question no what kind of scientists are you brother pyper anything non polar can diffuse across a cell membrane which is why it is not a good idea to swim in gasolene brother christenson it takes less energy for me to bond these two molecules together instead of pulling the head off of this little animal dr cullen after taking my body fat composition sister blakely oh jessica your s is 23 3 it s gone up from last time huh me um no my last one was 24 9 sister blakely ooh me thinking in my mind that s right biotch after running my 1 1 2 mile final for my fitness class sister blakely good job jessica you ran it in 14 00 minutes that s good for a 30 year old rubbing hands together do you see it do you see the light that i am giving off well no you can t see it but your cat is saying meeeeeooow yes i can see it dr cullen if you swing your hair ladies by the bunsen burner your will have the worst case of the frizzies in your life dr cullen do you even know the sign for square root math tutor plants are the most chemically producing plants in the world dr cullen if you don t work out your brain will atrophy sister blakely sister blakely jessica what can you do to lower your ldl s me um eat healthy sister blakely no exercise later while watching a movie doctor you can lower your ldl s by eating more fiber microwaves turn water molecules into ninjas waaah dr cullen we believe chemistry to be the word of god as far as 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