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citadel citadel where it is safe to feel unpopular where my madness my music and my mayhem come together creating my magick where friends are welcome anytime as long as they leave their negativity at the sturdy well worn door my fortress my strength my space my neverland sunday january 29 2023 sisyphus sighed the world was sepia toned and he was done exhausted in mind body and soul where once there was hope there was now a calm clarity a final certainty this was his life now this was the hill he d die on chosen for him if not by him sisyphus sighed maybe he should give in give up futile attempts demanding more than he had to give what if he let the rock roll roll over him past him out of his reach forever sisyphus sighed imagined himself happy straightened his back wiped his brow and started again the summit was a pipe dream he knew but no longer cared he d push on and on and on posted by zeph keyes at 5 14 am no comments monday june 09 2014 this gooey mess is what you are working towards cheater s banoffee pie what you need in no particular order 1 tin condensed milk of your choice 1 packet cookies 2 tsp butter optional read recipe 4 5 bananas a cow or a packet of milk a couple of utensils some cling film a pack of something such as peas or dal a fridge with a working freezer the hulk food processor mixer non diabetic and hungry friends and or family what to do put a can of condensed milk into a bath of water set on a heat source and let it boil for four hours you may do anything that takes your fancy during this time including but not limited to cleaning cooking candle making finalizing plans of world dominion just make sure the water level stays high in the meantime take a packet of cream cookies and give it to the hulk if the hulk is busy smashing other things it is ok to blitz said cookies in a mixer if you are a wuss who s afraid of cream cookies use crackers but add butter to bind the pulverised mess now take a deepish dish and spoon the cookie mess into a layer press down to pack it properly and make sure you bring it up to the sides of the dish this will be your pie base cover the base layer with cling film with give to weight it down dump a couple of packets of frozen peas or a cup of any uncooked dal onto the cling film and put in freezer until toffee is ready the weight will give the base definition and pack it hard it is not ok to use dumbbells as weights here when your condensed milk is thoroughly boiled dunk it into a cold bath to allow it to let off some steam then take it out carefully if you don t want to get burnt give it some space and time to cool on its own do not rush this process rather than twiddling your thumbs you may spend the intervening time to chop up some bananas and arrange them on the base after removing the cling film replace the cling film straight across the top of the dish this time and put back in freezer once the can has cooled gently prise open the lid you will find that your condensed milk has magically turned into toffee take the banoffee base out of the freezer and remove the cling film gently spread the toffee onto your layer of bananas this part is usually hard and requires plenty of skill since bananas are squishy and toffee isn t however this is a cheater s recipe so simply scoop out about half the toffee and blitz in the mixer this gives it a more pliable consistency if you are still having trouble spreading the toffee add milk to the mix one teaspoon at a time until you get an easy to work with consistency continue to layer the bananas and toffee till you reach the top of the dish cover the whole thing with cling foil and stick in fridge until you are ready to eat it theoretically this pie can last for a few days when refrigerated however this cheater s fridge is regularly raided by very hungry people with major sweet tooth issues meaning practical testing has not been possible serving info will depend on the size of your dish the number of banana toffee layers and how hungry you your guests are alternatively put cookies toffee and bananas into a processor with some milk for a yummy banoffee pie smoothie posted by zeph keyes at 12 34 pm 1 comment wednesday july 04 2012 the end i didn t think it d end like this i mean not all relationships last forever but i thought we had something special he knew everything about me i knew all his secrets he was always there for me when i was happy sad or mad i reached for him first first thing in the morning last thing at night he even woke me up in the morning and now he s gone on to someone else i guess he couldn t take being taken for granted any more couldn t take being forgotten in odd places left to starve till he passed out of being used and abused maybe he got bored of my uninteresting life of hearing the same boring stories over and over and over again i don t know why he left but he couldn t have picked a worse time maybe he did this on purpose he knew i can t do without him knew i can t afford to replace him oh but i will i ll show him i ll move on maybe with one just like him older phones do cost less after all posted by zeph keyes at 10 38 pm 9 comments thursday june 28 2012 mowgli hair and back again or snarky little bastard written for the dove and indiblogger my beautiful hair story contest little mowgli a rambunctious fellow once made friends with a hairy sow rolling in the muck they d cause a furor and the animals all laughed at the human boar then came the time for his weekly bath and baloo the bear didn t know where to start mowgli now was a child close to his heart but he d turned dirty into an art baloo decided to first tackle his head and then the rest of the boy ere he fled baloo lathered the shampoo and then he said i ll scrub you clean and give you some bread but mowgli that wily little fellow at the top of his voice he began to bellow no i d rather stay grimy dirty and yellow till an idea struck him and he started to mellow then came the sow who was a telapath she helped mowgli escape from baloo s wrath they ran helter skelter off the path and soon were in another mud bath baloo now really mad at the little airhead decided to wash his own hair instead now he s got hair like silken thread silky and strong and not just on his head mowgli returned saw baloo s hair glow turned impish and said look like a marshmallow baloo trembled in rage turned quite into jello and dragged the boy to their bungalow there he dunked him into a hot bubble bath it was either that or make up line with math then it came like david versus goliath and baloo scrubbed like a psychopath finally forward the sparkling towhead was led super shiny and clean quite the figurehead and the telepathic sow in snarky his mind read i hope to god this poem was proofread epilogue later that day the sow heard a thought the legends say and t hat s the end of my hair problems now can we please go play with apologies to mr kipling posted by zeph keyes at 1 00 am 4 comments location new delhi delhi india monday june 25 2012 part ii revisited part ii revisited the curtains are drawn across the stage lights fade out slowly till total darkness prevails zap strobe lights and kettle drums actors riot across the stage radiant even through the darkened screen drama unfolds before unblinking eyes shielded by the pouring rain the sky a chameleon red orange black interspersed by violent white the darkness looms occasionally lights soon return and zigzagging paths mark the stairway to heaven lights go off come on again the darkness has not a chance i turn off my night light staring through a shut window at ma nature s spectacular display act one is over the curtain reopens the stars come out their time for hiding has past it s the clouds this time the wind appears a major player the earth heaves a sigh of dry relief black turns to grey and grey to white but not for long the show must go on so the curtains will be drawn the spotlight will come on act two will follow and three and four and five posted by zeph keyes at 2 32 pm no comments labels display drama lightning nature poems power rain show storm thunder friday may 25 2012 i hate not getting my way even if my way changes every few days posted by zeph keyes at 11 44 am 1 comment i wait all week for the one hour of jazz that drips out of the radio and end up spending just that one hour getting the blues bleh posted by zeph keyes at 11 41 am no comments green red dubiousness with toasted walnuts ingredients red spinach conveniently called amaranthus dubius green papaya garlic cumin aka jeera powder jalapeno sauce pepper salt oil 1 2 teaspoon juice of half a lemon 1 peel and chop the papaya keep aside 2 wash and chop the spinach dump in food processor mixie 3 peel garlic i personally like using enough to keep your garden variety vampires away and roast on skillet on a low flame 4 once the kitchen starts smelling inhospitable to vampires dump garlic into food processor mixie 5 add the papaya into said food processor mixie grind the mix to a pulp 6 toss a few walnuts onto the skillet roast put on a plate to cool and forget about them till i mention them again 7 drizzle the oil onto the skillet and wait till it warms up do not put finger in to test if the oil is hot 8 add the pulpy mess to the skillet and push it around like a toddler who doesn t like food 9 add salt pepper jalapeno sauce and jeera cumin powder to taste 10 continue toddleresque pushing around and wait till it looks cooked then transfer to serving dish my plate in my case 11 remember where you put the walnuts now crumble them and get rid of the skin 12 scatter the walnuts onto the veggie mess thingy and enjoy add as an afterthought if the green red dubiousness doesn t work for you lemon makes everything more palatable unless you put too much of it of course posted by zeph keyes at 8 50 am no comments labels experimental cooking from my kitchen garlic papaya spinach vampires walnuts wednesday may 23 2012 why you ve got to love sir terry nanny sat down in the corner of the cell i heard this story once she said where this bloke got locked up for years and years and he learned amazin stuff about the universe and everythin from another prisoner who was incredibly clever and then he escaped and got his revenge what incredibly clever stuff do you know about the universe gytha ogg said granny bugger all said nanny cheerfully then we d better bloody well escape right now from witches abroad posted by zeph keyes at 1 40 pm no comments older posts home subscribe to posts atom followers good stuff methinks america s finest news source poets who blog sidin veni vidi hee hee poda unnews words friends and stuff good music was hard to find till now matty and her pix don look for words mutual fan club my escape my poetry presenting doodlebong ulibak s faithful sidekick tasmanian devil blog archive 2023 1 january 1 sisyphus sighedthe world was sepia toned and he w 2014 1 june 1 2012 15 july 1 june 2 may 9 april 1 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