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ince i ve seen the original movies honestly seeing him reprise the role and for an ongoing well produced well written tv show i mean it give me a bigger joy boner than seeing ford do han again and believe me that was a big boner speaking of big boner damn ash is a huge dick three out of four as well at some point i knew i d get to one i didn t like so much this brings me to the returned an a e production that is the fourth re ash of the same story i know the french one les revenants was based off a french movie so this is the second or third level in of based on based on based on or something not a bad show but how about just doing one that hasn t already been done lump this one in with spiderman and batman in the i don t want another version who even gives a shit if its good category two out of four my journey through netflix thankfully ended on a high note the glitch is fucking cool it does bear some similarities to the above mentioned re hash of a re hash but it is its own thing entirely i won t spoil anything but it is well written well acted and at times creepy as you want it to be four on four there put that in your pipe and smoke it love malone great now i have more stuff to add to my list of things i want to watch but probably never will have time to see you on the other side documented by kev d and posted at 09 14 34 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest zombie keywords 2 4 mediocre 2010 s 3 4 fantastic 4 4 classic ash burt malone film fest glitch izombie les revenants netflix returned unfinished business unknown evil 20 10 17 burt malone letters fear the walking dead s chris i m glad he s dead i hadn t heard from him in a while so imagine my surprise when burt malone sent me a letter it was a short one sure but pretty much to the point i guess he s all caught up on the walking dead spin off series fear the walking dead or at least he got far enough to make a bold statement here you go hey why didn t you forward me your new address asshole you ve been there for over three years and it s been almost that long since we ve heard from you or since you ve sat down with starkwell and lovelock what gives well anyways i watched most of fear the walking dead it s ok the characters all pretty much suck but they ve come up with some good settings for dystopian shit i like the hotel thing and the bazaar was cool spoiler alert best scene is when they kill that fucking teenage boy man did that character suck i think i d rather watch z nation then see another scene with that loser r i p travis and all but holy shit did you ever make a shitty son hope this letter finds its way to you i ran into dr heckfire on the line and he got me your snail mail address hopefully he wasn t lying fapperwheel style i honestly don t know what half of this letter is talking about but shout out to dr heckfire i ve invited starkwell and lovelock over for coffee to see if we can reconcile and get the band back together keep on keeping on as they say documented by kev d and posted at 10 01 9 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest zombie keywords 2 4 mediocre 2010 s contagious fear the walking dead unknown virus 8 3 15 the horrible dr bones the horrible dr bones is another full moon pictures production the director was one of the directors involved in the dungeonmaster which pretty much means that we can expect nothing short of pure cheese cheese can satisfy sometimes but it also can lead to experiences like shrunken heads or anything charles band is involved with we won t know how this one will play out until we attack it head on so let s do this it has a wonderfully short seventy minute run time so at least that will help the dvd i ordered doesn t work starkwell probably for the best lovelock thank you universe zero thumbs up too bad the i don t remember where i bought this store has a no return policy documented by kev d and posted at 16 00 5 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest zombie keywords 0 4 unwatchable 2000 s art carnage black magic full moon pictures non contagious ted nicolau voodoo 4 3 15 forest of the dead so the film is a cheap canadian horror film the dvd once you hit play movie it opens up with the cheapest looking shot on vhs even though it s 2007 footage of the director brian singleton talking about the movie in an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt chest flowing in the breeze while drinking from what looks to be a brown bagged bottle of champagne apple cider i think we might need something stronger to get through this after the opening credits shots of car driving worst pop punk music ever plays starkwell why is always a bad pop punk song lovelock probably because it s always like director s brother s shitty band starkwell good call the movie is clealy just a movie made by a bunch of dudes for fun while on summer vacation it s bad but i could see maybe it would be fun to watch if you know the people in the movie to be totally fair for what is clearly a no budget movie shot by a bunch of friends it s alright i guess bad writing bad jokes and no acting at all but somehow lovelock and starkwell haven t set fire to the tv yet granted it s early the guys talking in the fake quebec accents are really bad really fucking bad i would expect more from actual canadians they re probably from toronto blonde girl is wearing an expos shirt starkwell let s go expos lovelock i m pretty sure the redneck mechanic was quoting fletch just now the premise is pretty straightforward a group of teens go camping at an old campsite that is closed down and rumored to be haunted and bad shit happens the problem is it is taking a really long time to get going also the novelty of this being backyard horror made by a bunch of dumb kids from ontario is wearing off and now everyone is getting crazy bored lovelock at least they haven t played any more of that shitty my friend s band music then randomly the girl walks in on her boyfriend one of the quebec dudes and he s in his sleeping bag naked with the other quebec dude because people from quebec are gay at this point the movie lost starkwell he got up said something about being too old for this shit and ran out of the room top speed just then the movie shifted and people finally started dying lovelock why would kids from quebec be drinking moonshine then the group s friends show up basically a second group of shitty non actors it s like the movie has started over this second group is as obnoxious as the first equally unfunny i think the best shot in the movie so far was one where the afro guy was taking a leak but when he turned his head you could see that he was just squeezing a gatorade bottle makes me think that they couldn t afford a second bottle of gatorade so they were like i think we got it lovelock the nerd guy s vest is different in every scene lovelock these woods look like the same ones that fred penner shot his show in seriously what ever happened to that guy also what ever happened to raffi lovelock if it s an abandoned campground why would there be an old basketball court in an abandoned parking lot next to a highway wait they have a rock climbing wall fred penner had an album in 2008 crazy and raffi has been upto some seriously rad shit amazing also he had a new album this year oh also the movie still sucks nothing has happened for the last half hour zombies rip nerd guy in half and eat his intestines lovelock i mean it looked awful but a for effort in the next shot his vest is different again lovelock if you are alone being chased by zombies and you wander into and old farmhouse and you stumble upon a piano why would you hit one of the keys in the end everyone dies and then there are ten minutes of ending credits and bloopers the guys who made this obviously love movies and each other even if they themselves are terrible at writing and maybe even editing and none of them can act and their friend s band sucks they re not half bad at gore though the effects are obviously cheap but a lot of fun and pretty bloody they shouldn t have wasted so much time setting up story if it just been full of a lot more of the gags that were all over the last twenty minutes this might have actual been enjoyable documented by kev d and posted at 16 38 1 comment email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest zombie keywords 1 4 terrible 2000 s brian singleton canadian contagious unknown virus 27 2 15 burt malone letters zombies all over the small screen he s already once expressed his love for the wildly popular the walking dead while simultaneously hating on how popular zombies have become it was only a matter of time before he started checking out some of the other shows that have popped up in the wake of the amc show s success well hello again good sir i ve been kind of going crazy with the binge watching of late and i stumbled upon a couple of real gems and some turds obviously i started up with the somewhat slowly paced the returned a french show based on the film they came back or les revenants the show starts slow and keeps that pace mostly throughout the eight episodes that i watched much like the film it has a very serious tone is totally weird and confusing and at the same time kind of scares the bajebus out of me unlike the film the show starts off focused on a bus load of children that flew off a cliff suddenly coming back a year later as if nothing happened and the parents flip the fuck out it s eerie it s cool and mogwai did the soundtrack and mogwai kicks fucking ass and helps create mega tension like in the film the undead essentially try to resume their lives unaware seemingly that they died but there s all sorts of mysterious shit going on and we are trying to figure out what the deal is super cool i can t wait to see the second season good and complicated characters great dialogue and acting more television needs to be like this which brings me to the somewhat unnecessary american version of les revenants called resurrection i can t say it s bad actually at least it s sort of doing its own thing it s not like when quarantine came out as a nearly identical but just in english version of rec i haven t seen enough of it to really pass any judgment it got picked up for a second season which doesn t necessarily mean anything but it does mean they got to develop the story further which is always a good thing not sure if the third season is coming or not next up in an attempt to liven things up i went for the tragically short lived mtv show death valley i can see why this show didn t make it on a network aimed at people who watch shows about teen moms people falling on their testicles and other such dumb shit most mtv shows that aren t reality tv are on par creatively speaking with most disney channel shows death valley was gory actually funny and in a way fairly original which makes it a strange offering for mtv shot mockumentary style and following a police department in charge of taking care of werewolves zombies and vampires i found myself digging the characters immediately well paced well written and a lot of fun obviously it was cancelled after one season had the show been on a network like fx or even something like showtime amc or hbo the series fate might have been radically different which brings me to the violently unfunny unoriginal and unnecessary scyfy channel original z nation it s a production from the asylum so honestly i don t even need to watch a single episode to know that it is a complete piece of shit a lame mockbuster cash grab attempt to ride the zombie wave but i felt i should watch at least one episode all of my suspicions were more than correct in short the show should be called zzzzzzzzzzz nation because it s boring so boring and yet i could totally see it going on for a couple of years because somehow shit like this gets watched somewhere out there are idiots thinking man can t wait for the new season of z nation and then they take a selfie and talk about how good the big bang theory is brutal next up on my marathon of binge watching was a bbc show called in the flesh holy shit the zombie apocalypse is over and the government are rehabilitating the used to be zombies of the world the doctors call the formerly dead partially deceased syndrome sufferer it s not that no one has tackled the idea of what if the zombies stopped being zombies or what if there was a cure but in a way kind of nobody has at least not with the serious tone of this show within five minutes i can tell that i am not going to want to stop watching this one way recommeneded i m glad i watched this after z nation because quite honestly i thought nothing would ever clean my brain of that depressingly bad show after all of this and ending on a zombie show high note i decided to take it up another notch and settle nicely into binge watching a not actually a zombie show but it has zombies in it technically known as game of thrones anxiously looking forward to any scene with the white walkers who are basically medieval zombies fuck yeah and there are dragons also all of the wonderful female nudity is pretty nice he can complain all he wants about the zombie s surge in popularity but from the sound of it even he agrees that it has lead to some rather good television definitely more interesting than all the vampire crap out there in the wake of twilight except z nation which sounds worse than it sounds anyways here s hoping that it takes at least a couple more years before we get a zombie sitcom starring zooey deschanel or some shit who s that zombieeeeeeeeeeeee ugh documented by kev d and posted at 22 42 5 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest zombie keywords 2000 s 2010 s 3 4 fantastic burt malone death valley film fest game of thrones in the flesh les revenants resurrection the asylum z nation older posts home subscribe to posts atom zombie hall search zombie numbers so far lovelock starkwell and malone have watched ridiculed 376 films shows w zombie s with an average score of 1 92 out of four where zombies are contagious 57 4 of the time zombie score the films are rated with the following scale 0 4 unwatchable 13 1 4 terrible 88 2 4 mediocre 87 3 4 fantastic 85 4 4 classic 30 5 4 almost zombie hall 9 go here for details zombie origins people can become zombie like shells of their former selves for a number of different reasons according to lovelock and starkwell any zombie can be traced back to one of seven origins unknown virus 70 black magic 58 unknown evil 52 research and development 37 mad scientist 35 possession 26 unfinished business 26 go here for details zombie directors the following are the directors with 2 or more movies featured on zombie hall please remember and be advised that quantity does not necessarily mean quality george a romero 6 amando de ossorio 5 jean rollin 4 jess franco 4 lucio fulci 4 brian yuzna 3 jaume balaguero ...