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n wishingformemoria wishingformemoria just because someone can articulate their point better doesn t make them right it makes them articulated and you aren t stupid for having trouble articulating yourself via nip catcher rbgld queue still our brothers 30 july 2026 teaboot teaboot championofdnd teaboot roach works sindri42 teaboot teaboot teaboot teaboot teaboot do you think clark kent s first few major articles were about the continued presence of lead pipes in parts of metropolis water system average metropolis reader after investigative reporter c kent s 452nd article on yet another case of landlords business owners factories continued use of lead pipes paint gas glass knowingly exposing the public to dangerously toxic lead levels what the fuck happened to this guy one day bruce wayne mentions in an interview that heroes like superman are overrated as the most effective way to reduce crime is to provide public resources and improve local infrastructure then cites how neighboring city metropolis has effectively lowered their violent crime by 13 after addressing their outdated water system and investing low income housing the reporter conducting the interview suddenly starts looking a little uncomfortable to be clear clark is still a fantastic investigative reporter he still has to track down the sources to prove all this shit who clark kent yeah we re pretty sure he s a meta is he a superhero like what lead detector guy captain pipes don t get me wrong he s a great guy and it s a handy trick but it s lead detection not laser vision he s not about to go running around in tights any time soon i just love the idea of a cape maintaining their secret identity by pretending to be a completely different and less impressive kind of parahuman everyone assumes that kent is so squirrely around superheros because he s just desperately hoping not to be conscripted to the jla to fix their plumbing local metropolis reporter publically recognized for contributions to the city awarded medal of distinction alt they tried to get superman to present the medal but he was offended at being called overrated in comparison to clark so he declined counter offer bruce wayne disguised as superman beating this dead horse with memes via purplethespian rbgld queue still our brothers 30 july 2026 dragonner0 phineas and ferb heritage posts adhdoofenshmirtz silent0nyx dwampyverse content adhdoofenshmirtz adhdoofenshmirtz adhdoofenshmirtz strangewomanwithanefariousagenda adhdoofenshmirtz trifoyle candace gertrude flynn maggiemay124 candace gertrude flynn looney mooney oceanic panic panic elwurd ironwoman359 i have n0 idea what im d0ing sympathetic deceit trash romansleftshoulderpad pastel sparkle punk romansleftshoulderpad candace gertrude flynn rainrebel looney mooney candace gertrude flynn burning hot pan candace gertrude flynn journal three girlwholovesturtles candace gertrude flynn imma sensitive btch darkwingsnark candace gertrude flynn rainrebel candace gertrude flynn micaxiii candace gertrude flynn the malevolent platypus rainrebel moved04012021 the dynamic between heinz doofenschmirtz and perry the platypus would probably come off as v romantic and gay if they were two people in a similar age range rather than a dude and a platypus no i dont ship them but think about it villainous monologues are already a very romantic and gay thing in itself don t question me on this you know im right listening to somebody ramble excitedly about something they re proud of is even more romantic and cute af also doofensmirtz is already gay anyway the only thing preventing this from becoming peak gay is the fact that perry is strictly professional and also a platypus thanks for coming to my ted talk perry is strictly professional and also a platypus i love the fact that professional is the first reason and platypus is the second because this is extremely plausible for perry yeah no i can t fuck i m on duty did you know that 1 doofenshmirtz isn t evil anymore allowing perry to date him 2 romance betweet animal human isn t frowned upon in the dwampyverse we even got humans falling in love with inanimate objects albeit played for laughs one of doofenshmirtz dates ditched him for a whale we are talking about a universe where this is canon for god s sake look i m not that knowledgeable about phineas and ferb lore although i m very glad that my post resonated with the gay scientists dating tired platypuses fandom but what pray tell the fuck is going on am i having a stroke im willing to accept the teacher falling in love with her desk because language teachers just are like that but is this nerd about to bang an ice cone hello it s the ice cream machine and her name is carla let us also pop bottles for the time doofenshmirtz had to help his ex thwarty call s current nemesis become desirable for punching again i thought perry was with the panda that s a funny history actually peter the panda is also dating his respective nemesis he even got to met his parents our boy is all grown up why is he a panda bear had me crying i think there was a scene where peter and perry were having dinner together at a fancy restaurant but that was before doofenshmirtz stopped being evil what the fuck is going on in phineas and ferb deenalloh you have to watch milo murphy s law season 2 to know what s going on with doofenshmirtz life he stopped being evil to commit to his future self professor time inventor of time travel and a public figure and he is trying to be a good guy now also there s 2 more time lines where he ends up good 1 science teacher 2 o w c a agent the owca files this universe is big and vast and doesn t end at phineas and ferb okay but saying that just because some people in that universe are in love with animals inanimate objects doesn t mean it s normal i mean in our universe someone wanted to marry the eiffel tower yeah but you see there s this wonderful thing in cartoons that real life doesn t have and its animals being actual sentient anthropomorphic so you can t compare our life with a cartoon ship in this case also perry is arguably one of the smartest characters on both shows when it comes to deductive reasoning common sense and social intelligence he could tell just by looking at a room exactly what happened there a few hours ago he can problem solve on the fly and does so very often he has basic engineering skills or at least basic for this universe which is kinda masterful for our universe and can communicate complex thoughts to others despite being physically incapable of speaking english he even knows asl to claim that perry the platypus is incapable of providing consent simply because he isn t human is a disservice to his character and honestly if we re going by the anthropological definition of human bipedal opposable thumbs ability to communicate complex thought then he is by all means human he s just a human platypus what the fuck became of my post also doof is legally an ocelot logan that only raises more questions on an already strange post it s canon in the owca files him legally being an ocelot is what allows him to be an agent what the fuck yeah in one part of his long tragic backstory he was abandon and raised by ocelots i was wondering when someone was gonna bring up the ocelot thing looney mooney i agree with this vit there s one thing even if perry has amazing deductive reasoning he has to at least fall to one trap that s just the law of nature oceanic panic panic bold of you to assume that perry doesn t let himself get trapped on purpose at least 2 3 of the time perry always escapes the traps and he always waits for doofenshmirtz to finish monologuing before escaping from them it s part of their routine something they both expect perry bursts in gets trapped patiently listens to doof s rant of the day escapes the trap fights his nemesis and blows up the inator whenever this routine is broken they work to maintain it anyway i can think of at least like 3 instances where perry purposefully politely traps himself and several more where doofenshmirtz gets impatient and sets perry free from the trap himself so they can fight perry getting trapped isn t a sign of some intellectual folley it s a sign of his incredible problem solving skills that he can escape them so easily and a sign of his social intelligence that he knows to politely wait until his nemesis is ready to stop venting and start fighting but why does perry need to be trapped for his nemesis to vent easy doofenshmirtz is a victim of severe child abuse and needs to feel as though he s somewhat in control of the situation before allowing himself to be vulnerable perry being trapped makes him feel safe and perry catches on to this it s an intricate social dance that none of his coworkers have mastered the ability to communicate with and accomidate for a villain with special needs and though it takes the whole summer they eventually don t even need the traps because perry makes heinz feel safe i mean back on the peter the panda line being a nemesis was always supposed to be analogous to being in a relationship anyway i think of this way more as an arranged relationship turns to true love story than an enemies to lovers one you probably look at perry the platypus and me and think it s a match made in heaven but it wasn t always this way back in the day o w c a assigned agents willy nilly with no regard for personality conflicts or basic compatibility issues like a bad blind date why when i first met perry the platypus i didn t even know what kind of an animal he was who s ever heard of a teal platypus and i gotta tell you he got on my last nerve always staring at me judging me you know how he is well i was ready to call it quits i even called major monogram to see if i could get another nemesis assigned something a little less semiaquatic but thank goodness francis said to give it a little more time to see if things could work themselves out and you know what they did now i wouldn t trade my nemesis for anyone in the world oh sure he still infuriates me and i try to eliminate him on a daily basis but that s just what i do so if your first encounter with your mortal foe isn t perfect don t despair it gets better usually i d say both are correct me knowing almost nothing about phineas and ferb but reading this entire post anyway foeplay where s that post about the owca agents just being emotional support animals for the evil scientists here i m surprised at how nobody mentioned how much the show ships them itself it s not just the fans whim not pictured the whole peter the panda s arc in conclusion the show wants you to ship them everybody wake up it s canon now one sided at least checkmate the post is over i finally saw this in person and it s gotten even better it just keeps going do you like the colors of perryshmirtz phineas and ferb heritage post i apologize i was expecting a day of depressed brooding and silently crying in my room not perryshmirtz a deep dive into quite possibly most fascinating and unique relationships in modern media via purplethespian rbgld queue still our brothers 30 july 2026 work from home day sent six emails cleaned my apartment played with my dog did my laundry placed a single order for work and now bc i ve cleaned my apartment i can build my little mini scenes tonight hehehehehe 30 july 2026 aroace ryland grace some of my favourite rocky noises via delta orionis he s literally my little guy 3 3 3 rocky project hail mary phm movie rbgld queue still our brothers 30 july 2026 fuckyeahchinesefashion the levels of traditional chinese architecture by 扇子有画 via romeomahbromeo rbgld queue still our brothers 30 july 2026 room on broom an ask game for writers to procrastinate working on you wip s i am also procrastinating actually writing if you ve multiple works in progress you can give a different answer every time tell us the name of your one of your wip s decriscribe your wip one of your wips in the format of ___ ___ ___ what tags or warnings will your one of your wip s need if you intend to share it an alternative title to your one of your wip s ️which wip your most likely to finish or update next what is your document of your wip a wip called not the stories actual title but what you ve saved it as post any sentence from your wip ️a scrapped idea for your current wip what s a story you d love to write but haven t even started yet how many wips are you actively working on is there a scene or anything in the wip you are struggling with right now ️not a question just a second kudos to send enjoy via robertfagden 29 july 2026 watching a compilation of news bloopers and enjoying seeing the recurring characters when there s a local news team that keeps riffing themselves into tears i feel like they must have a good workplace bc the same team of three keeps cracking each other up on camera over stupid shit 29 july 2026 sunlightbuck eddie having a ring pop and bucks sitting there like wait what flavor is that lemme try and eddie just holds his hand up fingers curled like a fist doesn t even look up from his book and buck grabs his hand pops the ring pop in his mouth just casually says oh that s good and eddies like right and brings it right back to his mouth via thirdwheelravi hen watching this from the station kitchen briefly like and then being like yeah okay sure rbgld queue still our brothers 29 july 2026 cranberrymoons literally anyone who watches 911 with any kind of serious eye knows that buck and eddie are in love and the actors are both on record knowing that buck and eddie are in love and all the other actors on the show and also the showrunner and the show s writers and every journalist who interviews anyone involved in making the show and the props department and costume department and multiple other characters within the tv show itself also know this and buck sort of knows it but he can t say anything about it because he s in denial and also insane and being afflicted by wizard spells and literally got dumped because he s in love with eddie like canonically his boyfriend dumped him for being in love with eddie and then his sister said well yeah that does make sense on account of you being in love with eddie via thirdwheelravi rbgld queue still our brothers 29 july 2026 goodsongnever lavenderprose you can come out to your parents without giving them a list of all the guys you re fucking says ilya rozanov way too confidently for a man who has never actually met yuna hollander who will definitely ask oh shane you are dating someone this is great can we meet him no can you tell us his name or what he does for a living no can you tell us what city or even country he lives in no can we see a picture no does he have social media no so shane honey it kind of sounds like you don t have a boyfriend yes i do he lives in some other part of canada you don t know him and maybe you re just saying that because you re not ready to date but honey you should date i have a lis...