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se my dream of getting straight as is probably still just gonna be a dream the papers this year were full of unexpected stunts from the examiners even though we are the last batch of students taking these modules before they do a major overhaul of the subjects i m suspecting that it s a big conspiracy that they are trying to make more students fail this year so that they have to retake the modules that we have taken which will probably not be available to the next batches of students hence have more modules and thus squeezing more money from us anyway failure is not an option for this old man and definitely not something that i will be expecting to see on my result slips i m still praying for a repeat of my past 2 years straight a results but the possibility of a couple of bs popping up is very very high hopefully they won t prevent me from attaining my first class honours hopefully anyone wants to employ me i ll be a good little employee i promise been spamming resumes to potential companies in the it sector hoping that one of them might decide that they needed someone like me so far i have only secured one interview which was 1 day after my final paper no less but since then they haven t gotten back to me and i ve almost given up hope on them anyone have any job lobangs for a fresh grad looking for a web development or systems development job or even better a job in the gaming industry yes i m that shameless blatantly advertising myself in the open almost all of those it companies i ve seen so far are looking for a person with at least 1 or 2 years experience in the relevant fields hello in that case who is gonna hire us fresh grads and were are we supposed to gain 1 to 2 years experience in an industry that requires minimum 1 to 2 years experience boredom the brother of invention since necessity and laziness have taken up the mother and father roles i hereby add 1 more member to the invention family boredom when you are sitting at home sick and tired of spamming resumes but at the same time don t really feel like playing games you start to imagine and imagination begets invention ok granted this is not something entirely new and i have done this many a time but still creating something out of nothing is still considered inventing since i suck at the art of well art i ve become more inclined to prefer using a mouse rather than a pencil on a computer screen u can adjust the angles of shapes and lines and have that all important ctrl z undo function literally at your fingertips not being a student of language nor arts i understand that some people might feel that both my drawings and literature suck well too bad i like killing time by drawing random stuff on my computer and i love making poems out of my drawings it gives that additional spice to the picture you know so without further ado i present to you my latest creation the fallen angel anyhow written on may 31 2010 at 5 04 pm 0 bored people said something about this post a comment my last dance for now sim dwz dance crew will be collaborating with nus to bring you a talent extravaganza emerge 2010 which will be held on the evening of 13 march 2010 at zirca the old mos please do come down and support if you have the time tickets will be going on sale soon and this would probably be the last time i ll be dancing for awhile after this i ll probably go find a cave somewhere in bukit timah hill and hide there with all my books and notes until the exams it s been a long time since i last blogged as in really penned down what is happening around me nothing much to really blog about anyway life is getting monotonous dance seems to be the only colour left in my life and even that last glance of the rainbow is gonna disappear soon i ve passed down my duties as the finance manager of the club and the zirca performance will probably the last performance i ll be doing with the club before i graduate from sim hopefully with my first class honours jiayou dwz you ve got much younger and talented dancers than this old man now not that i had any dope ness to begin with other than dance days the only thing that i see every day from the moment i wake up to the moment i fall asleep is my laptop screen and the pile of books and notes on my table 5 assignments down but there s 5 more to go not forgetting my final year project and i haven t even started studying for my exams yet which are like just less than 3 months away life no it seems i don t have one now i m a perfectionist i hate being second best but in actual fact i m just a jack of all trades and a master of none with so many things piling up i hope i can keep up to my own expectations and yet i still can t find the speedy confident stride that i used to have in the last 2 years maybe i really am getting old why do i feel like the more i try to climb higher further back down i fall had good fun with the crazy dwz people at yesterday s zirca practice at the sail raffles quay but behind the facade of all the smiles and laughter there s still something eating away inside of me don t ask me what cos i would love to know the answer to that question too i think it s time to change my blog song been quite awhile since i ve been playing dance with my father just love the raw emotions from these songs if only i could be able to sing them with my body so i m going to change it to my current favourite song papers by usher yes i love emo songs so bite me i don t recognise the person staring back at me from the mirror anymore can someone help me find myself anyhow written on feb 5 2010 at 8 18 pm 1 bored people said something about this post a comment the last leaf anyhow written on jan 23 2010 at 2 38 pm 6 bored people said something about this post a comment welcome to the year 2010 have been really busy recently with school work dance and other stuff to update my blog 2009 has been a year of many ups and downs and as such i can t really decide on whether to call it a good year or a bad one but one thing s for sure i finally got my iphone yeay been feeling rather down these couple of days i m drowning in my assignments and project but i can t seem to find the motivation to get going why is the final lap always the hardest and most tiring what ever happened to the simple joys in life even dance doesn t seem to be able to perk me up anymore zirca performance is coming and i should be getting more hyped but that s not the case i can t find the motivation to push further to word harder to get stronger sometimes i just feel like i m boxed up in a huge glass box being able to see everyone stroll past but at the same time feeling so alone in my own restricted freedom maybe it s that time of the month again maybe i m just pmsing maybe i m just thinking too much i don t konw why but i always have these random sudden bouts of emo that will just come right out of the blue and get stuck in my head for a few days i guess this is one of those times and so far the cure has been just to leave the emo kid alone long enough until he wakes up and realises that there no point feeling this way and suddenly the emo boy will transform back to his former cheerful glorious self strength is not a measure of power when you are at your peak it is a measure of will when you are at your weakest anyhow written on jan 21 2010 at 1 30 pm 2 bored people said something about this post a comment singlish the most efficient way to use words la li leh lor lu sounds familiar take a short walk down the busy streets of singapore and you will easily notice that singapore has it s own very special language that is totally unique to any where else in the world we re talking about singlish lor singaporeans living in a multi racial country with residents that cover the complete colour range from white to black and everything in between love to mix and match anything and everything that they can get their hands on be it food language and even clothes which can sometimes go horribly wrong just like our infamous local dish rojak the singaporean version of the unhealthy salad where anything and everything from fruits to condiments to deep fried stuff is chucked into a single bowl and tossed about for a few minutes then magically it becomes a ready to serve local specialty dish singlish is the result of thousands of years of perfecting the art of mixing and matching all forms of languages to be able to express ourselves in the most efficient way possible here are a few comparisons of how singlish helps everyone save their voices and for those of you who do not know of the word chim it means very profound english excuse me may i borrow your pen for a moment chim glish sorry to interrupt but would you be so accommodating as to furnish me with your writing apparatus for three winks singlish paiseh lend ah english is anything bothering you chim glish my intuition is telling me that you are showing a hint of agitation as a result of some disconsolate events singlish ho seh bo english come on you know it won t be as fun without you chim glish don t be a killjoy your participation in this event is highly anticipated singlish go lah and of course what language would be complete without our all time favourites the swear words english fuck chim glish holy mother of god singlish sial lah kan ni na beh cao jee toad bye bye macham barbie pondeh anyhow written on nov 13 2009 at 3 45 pm 3 bored people said something about this post a comment blogblast for peace it s time to fly your peace globes high and proud november 5 2009 the peace globe gallery anyhow written on nov 6 2009 at 2 40 pm 5 bored people said something about this post a comment dis order in court here s something from an email i received recently which managed to tickle my funny bone seriously if these people can become lawyers i think i can be the next president of the usa these are from a book called disorder in the court and are things people actually said in court word for word taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place _______________________________________________ attorney are you sexually active witness no i just lie there _______________________________________________ attorney this myasthenia gravis does it affect your memory at all witness yes attorney and in what ways does it affect your memory witness i forget attorney you forget can you give us an example of something you forgot ________________________________________________ attorney what was the first thing your husband said to you that morning witness he said where am i cathy attorney and why did that upset you witness my name is susan ________________________________________________ attorney now doctor isn t it true that when a person dies in his sleep he doesn t know about it until the next morning witness did you actually pass the bar exam ________________________________________________ attorney the youngest son the twenty one year old how old is he witness uh he s twenty one ________________________________________________ attorney were you present when your picture was taken witness are you shittin me ________________________________________________ attorney so the date of conception of the baby was august 8th witness yes attorney and what were you doing at that time witness uh i was getting laid ________________________________________________ attorney she had three children right witness yes attorney how many were boys witness none attorney were there any girls witness your honor i think i need a different attorney can i get a new attorney ________________________________________________ attorney how was your first marriage terminated witness by death attorney and by whose death was it terminated witness now whose death do you suppose terminated it ________________________________________________ attorney can you describe the individual witness he was about medium height and had a beard attorney was this a male or a female ________________________________________________ attorney is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which i sent to your attorney witness no this is how i dress when i go to work ________________________________________________ attorney doctor how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people witness all my autopsies are performed on dead people would you like to rephrase that ________________________________________________ attorney all your responses must be oral ok what school did you go to witness oral ________________________________________________ attorney do you recall the time that you examined the body witness the autopsy started around 8 30 p m attorney and mr denton was dead at the time witness no he was sitting on the table wondering why i was doing an autopsy on him ________________________________________________ attorney are you qualified to give a urine sample witness huh are you qualified to ask that question ________________________________________________ and the best for last attorney doctor before you performed the autopsy did you check for a pulse witness no attorney did you check for blood pressure witness no attorney did you check for breathing witness no attorney so then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy witness no attorney how can you be so sure doctor witness because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar attorney i see but could the patient have still been alive nevertheless witness yes it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law ________________________________________________ now somebody tell me why am i studying it again anyhow written on oct 20 2009 at 3 50 am 1 bored people said something about this post a comment music playlist at mixpod com iphone 3gs my 6 pac sim admission straight as stylo levi s jeans new stylo levi s jeans 170cm dyed hair funky nike shoes spiderweb surf shorts buds alex azfar 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