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bliss bliss also known as the duchess writer thingmaker multi flavored nerd if you get a reply from me and aren t sure why it s probably that you replied to one of my side blogs request some bliss search blog tools archive rss 374 116 notes january 7 2026 all reblogs all the time scally wiggles716 rainbow starheart comission art bored dromaeosaur shitposting hobbits to gallifrey teslaswife microrover unmovable javeline kalichnikov kalichnikov i wanna talk about this shot if forum signatures still existed this would be mine god fucking damn it hexaround ilovepeachplssm blo0st4r starsdontshinetheyburn vexic929 borntobreakfree kenakostarcat16 borntobreakfree undertale person baxstarmallow06 chibitacolord iookingle3rd nightfox67 scally wiggles716 youwillneverknowthingsblog pastelpixel1987 no mercy god damn it callmebliss via the choir invisible 787 notes january 7 2026 lefae justsomenb core do you love the color of the sky kandi callmebliss thank u lefae i scheduled this on february 18 2025 86 603 notes december 20 2025 dduane purple hel thestrangestthlng daughterofscotland mysteryteacup dyedvioletreblogs gingersnapwolves gingersnapwolves gallusrostromegalus annleckie astrid4189 callmebliss arianrhodsgarden strid3rofthen0rth justgot1 oft goes awry somethinginterestingithink oft goes awry aniseandspearmint olliums phizgigz amastodonofconflict moiracolleenodell breelandwalker tribblesandtribulations breelandwalker dandelion witch breelandwalker traegorn breelandwalker callmebliss callmebliss and they look out so hard for the well being of the spiders and the dolphins moss wizard of course this isn t how we serve it it has to be in a dish with much higher sides so when we go to cut it and it tries to sliiiiiide away it doesn t escape and blorp blorp blorp across mom s nice tablecloth slice your canned bogberry goo into discs before serving you filthy heretics no it will be served in proper can shape and will have itself scooped into weird shapes the way the gods intended you stay outta this god queen emperor and take your cervid stalkers with you it s supposed to be served in can shape with two discs already sliced and laying tastefully in front i have consulted the scriptures and this is variation is still within the bounds of orthodoxy mash the can shape up we giving the table what they want chaos in a dish with a serving spoon not to derail the escalating heresy but what do dolphins have to do with cranberry bogs cranberry is served in its can shape in the can direction not on its side but on its cylinder right but you guys know that ocean spray also sells like cranberries which you can use to make an actually edible cranberry sauce on the stovetop in 10 minutes of unattended cook time actual cranberries ew no thank you the unprocessed chunky stuff is gross look in my house we mix it with whipped cream and freeze it in a graham cracker crust for dessert oft goes awry what the actual fuck somethinginterestingithink behold my grandmother s recipe for cranberry surprise for the crust combine 2 3 cup crushed ginger snap crumbs put them in a large plastic bag and crumble with a rolling pin or a mug if you don t have one with 2 t of sugar press into a 9 pie plate for the filling pour a half pint of regular whipping cream into a bowl and beat until stiff mix in 2 t of sugar and ½ tsp of almond extract in another bowl take a 14 oz chilled can of jellied cranberry sauce and mash it with a potato masher if you ve got one or a fork if you don t my mom bought me a potato masher specifically so i could make this dessert at holidays without having to borrow hers once the log is goo fold the cranberry sauce into the whipped cream mix yes it s supposed to be that pink pour the pink cream and cranberry mix into the crust and freeze for at least 24 hours cut and serve immediately upon removal from freezer american horror food is one of my favorite tumblr post types i make it from real cranberries but if i decide to go with goo log i mash it like the unorthodox godkiller that i am i can only add that i worked in a deep freeze warehouse for a little bit when i was younger the cranberries would come in loose around halloween this big machine would clean sort and dump them into 1000 lb wooden bins that would be forklifted and stacked to freeze in the warehouse one time somebody lost control of a bin and broke it open i would like you to picture a dozen warehouse workers slip sliding around on frozen cranberry ball bearings for hours trying to clean them up while you play yakety sax in your head it was a nightmare doesn t everyone have a special cranberry from the can serving plate and slice cutting tool what are you all just living live neanderthals oh my zod i love that my brother is a culinary artist one year he made some amazing cranberry sauce that nobody touched the next year he made the same sauce added a thickener and set it in a ribbed can he reused a pumpkin can iirc and it was a hit we like the vague can shaped fruit gelatin i personally like it even more when it s home made ah in my house we serve this standing up on a plate and we call it invisible can it is not a holiday dinner without invisible can hello international friends i am delighted to report all of the above is real not to come in with a steel chair here but the ideal pairing for cranberry sauce in all forms and the meat we should be serving at thanksgiving rather than easy to improperly cook turkey that tastes like napkins is lamb okay but i still want to know what dolphins have to do with this i have consulted the ancient texts aka my mother in law and have found confirmation that slicing is correct because why else would this exist ten minutes for homemade cranberry sauce what are you on no that s 40 minutes minimum and you better be adding pepper flakes and orange juice cetacean harvestation no cranberry farmers aren t netting and canning dolphins during the harvest season snopes how cranberry bogs work how can something as delicate and delicious as a cranberry thrive in something as filthy as a bog blame it on the durability of this most u howstuffworks in germany we just put the cranberries on pears as a bitch with texture preferences the only way i will eat it is jellied and the you have to still see the can lines for optimal flavor you ve got to have both on the table they are different dishes canberry and cranberry sauce made with whole berries and orange juice and stuff it s almost that time of year again oh crivens is this post part of the dduane wheel of the year now via blazzlehoochas 67 079 notes december 20 2025 sweetcreatortimetravel maimoncat sepdet callmebliss a friend of mine got a copy of an old dutch edition of the hobbit i absolutely agree with their assessment that this is the best cover art the book has ever had the more i look at it the more i love it look at it look at bilbo he s just a little guy i agree that cover art is fantastic however i have another very strong contender bilbo s a little guy and smaug is a little high surprisingly that is not the reason for the original us cover art which so dismayed jrrt what has it got to do with the story where is this place why a lion and emus and what is the thing in the foreground with pink bulbs although it might explain this latchhook rug which a friend found in a thrift shop sorry john i like the psychedelic emus not to mention the rest of klaus ensikat s marvelous illustrations for der kleine hobbit but even in tolkien s watercolor which graced the cover of some early editions bilbo s just a little guy themousefromfantasyland i need everyone to know that in the german version gollum looks like this what the fuck 173 notes august 29 2025 knowleitall super soldier via artemispickle 38 notes april 18 2025 the pink hacker callmebliss i am getting really fucking tired of showing up to a restaurant to pick up an order in good faith for uber eats only to find that somebody has already showed up and taken that order the restaurant won t remake the order without a ticket from uber and uber was sent a ticket because they already show in their app that somebody arrived at the restaurant for it never mind the fucking fact that the person that arrived at the restaurant already took the food and then canceled the order in their app so that they got a free whatever it is and some hungry person is sitting out there waiting for their delivery and it s never going to come i m not gonna get paid for my timer and all i m doing is wasting my time being a good citizen by actually calling support to let them know that the food is gone but the order is still alive this sucks and i know it s not the fault of the support agent so i can t yell at them about it so here i am in the internet being old man yelling at about food service delivery driver issues ok so as a worker at a place that supports uber eats the solution to this is forcing the driver to verify the pickup before even giving them the food also uber east is shit door dash normally is there before the food is even done while uber is there typically about 30 minutes after we ve made the food i have actually been trying to teach restaurant workers about enforcing the confirmation while present largely they re very grateful because orders getting stolen are a pain in the ass to them as well 38 notes april 18 2025 i am getting really fucking tired of showing up to a restaurant to pick up an order in good faith for uber eats only to find that somebody has already showed up and taken that order the restaurant won t remake the order without a ticket from uber and uber was sent a ticket because they already show in their app that somebody arrived at the restaurant for it never mind the fucking fact that the person that arrived at the restaurant already took the food and then canceled the order in their app so that they got a free whatever it is and some hungry person is sitting out there waiting for their delivery and it s never going to come i m not gonna get paid for my timer and all i m doing is wasting my time being a good citizen by actually calling support to let them know that the food is gone but the order is still alive this sucks and i know it s not the fault of the support agent so i can t yell at them about it so here i am in the internet being old man yelling at about food service delivery driver issues 12 notes april 18 2025 me at myself sung to the tune of the axolotl on the stairs song stop chewing on the inside of your mouth meat you are a whole ass person you re not to eat 48 189 notes april 18 2025 valoisfulcanellideux 3liza 3liza 3liza matt just fired half the remaining tumblr support staff lmao wordpress maker automattic lays off 16 of staff techcrunch automattic the company behind wordpress com tumblr woocommerce and a range of other online services is reducing its workforce the layo techcrunch from my sources adjacent to tumblr from which i can spread rumors and insider information freely because i dont give a fuck about ever working in the tech sector im hearing this round of firings was focused on purging the senior staff and not just from support but from the entire remaining tumblr workforce i m hearing there are about 25 people left this is important people please don t scroll past this one while i don t think that tumblr is about to shut down anytime soon as a fandom old who lost my community and my people when the fandom diaspora happened from livejournal i want to urge that you do something now get your backup account s elsewhere now let your moots know your username s at those places now follow your moots at their places now i mean this with all my heart get this done now get set up and find your people now tumblr is the home of fandom now just as livejournal was the home of fandom way back and you could end up losing your fandom home just as easily and quickly as us old lj people did way back then it s a horrible feeling and most old lj users still mourn the loss of it to this day the rest of this gets a bit long so it needs to go behind a cut but please take a moment out of your scrolling to read it keep reading okay folks i gotta gather my logins i m staying here until there is no here to be but if that happens i don t want to lose you or be lost losing g was bad enough i can t handle that kind of mass disconnect again via lioness hart 38 416 notes april 18 2025 storyweavingspider a little boy just looked at me and went woah that girl is so tall i didn t know girls could get that tall to his grandpa grandpa talked to him about how he had tall women in his family and how pretty tall girls are and the boy said he should ask me out so grandpa was like she s probably already married listening to this exchange was so cute and so gender affirming bc not once did either of them imply i was actually a man i m gonna cry this was so sweet next page page 1 of 20108 we love tumblr stationery by thijs