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e at me i know how irritating baby crying sounds can be oh yes during the first round of battle the archers spread their fire but from then on they fired all 8 arrows at a single target and two or three characters met their end this way such as the scotchobbit the wizard the gnome and possibly even big meat who sprung up miraculously with 1 hit point when my sweet daughter who plays big meat rolled a natural 20 on her death save note look up official playtest rules for rolling a nat 20 on a death save regardless of findings use this awesome method the dwarf cleric dr house was at the front lines with the scotchhobit and they fought off the initial horde of 8 spear orcs who came through the main entrance while the hobbit zooby zoo and the gnome scampered back the other dwarf dex the slay tried to stem the tide of 8 orc battle axers flowing through the other doorway it was hopeless though each dwarf slew thrice his weight in blood before falling it was zooby zoo hiding under the stone table and stabbing ankles who escaped alive from the losing fight her and big meat who shook off his death to rise again the gnome cleric sacrifices herself to give big meat a cure light wounds spell while the dwarf dr house gave his life to aid the wizard to no avail by this point only zooby zoo and big meat were the last ones standing with at least 7 or 8 orcs still fighting dr house dex the dwarf slayer and the gnome had all bled out on the floor of the cave while the scotchobbit and the wizard clung tenuously to life though in a coma big meat was about to fall again and zooby zoo took all she had a healing potion and a mystery potion and fed them both to big meat he turned invisible and was about to wade back into the fray against the remaining orcs but zooby held him back burn the babies she whispered so saying the dark skinned warrior lumbered invisibly around the orcs and into the back of the chamber where the six babies lay on their rotten straw pallets still under the influence of the wizards sleep spell the warrior has two torches lights them and tosses them into the bunting it is quick to light up and son six burning orc babies begin screaming big meat exits the chamber and scoops up his dead and dying frineds oe by one not forgetting the mountain lion graymane whome he drapes over his shoulders zooby zoo carries the unconscious form of her hobbit compaion and as the 8 orcs lose sight of the enemy and hear the wailing of their burning babies the ahem heroes make their escape epic read full post game night june 8th d d next playtest 3 this time with more keep posted in dungeons and dragons game night games we play tagged ancient stronghold d d next dungeons and dragons fantasy role playing game gaming half giant opening the gates playtest preview on june 14 2012 1 comment yay fun with game i am the evil one in red it was another full house at chez moi with 7 players gathered about ye ole round table to parley or melee the night away three fighters all dwarf one half giant half dwarf named big meat one tiny gnome cleric two hobbitses and we all know what mischief they get up to and one wizard extraordinaire filled out the adventurous party this week we left off with thee unlikely heroes completely annihilating a patrol of 14 gnolls led by a pack lord just as they were qbout to finish off the gnolls put to sleep by the wizard another pack of gnolls appears they do not attack and instead agree to a truce with the party as long as no violence is done they will not attack the party in thanks for killing the warband sent to destroy them they then take their five captives and depart after seeing the goblin caves are not very defensible the party decides to head back to the keep for the night a few wandering monster rolls finds them at the keep safely but the gate has been closed for the night bored crossbowmen manning the gates say there is a 25 gold fee for opening the gates after sundown the characters talk to the commander of the watch and convince him to let them in to hear about a potential gnoll threat they make it into town for free using abilty scores in lieu of skill checks is a quick and easy way to handle role playing opportunities and deciding on which of the six scores to base their roll on is usually straightforward a lot of charisma and wisdom with some intelligence thrown in for good measure the keep was an ancient stronghold on the edge of civilization it had changed hands many times over the centuries as the boundaries of the world changed and for now it was held in the dominion of man it was a wild town fraught with riches and danger and those who lived their throve on chaos so anyway they are walking through town when this jolly friar in a brown robe tied with rope and a bald pate waves to them asking if they are new in town he offers to show them about town if they will buy him a drink which they initially refuse to do but finally one of the hobbits zoobey zoo offers to get him a drink thinking he might be interesting to know prices in the tavern were expensive as to be expected in a pioneer town rooms were 1 gold per night drinks 1 silver this led to nearly everyone in the party looking to find alternate sleeping arrangements and a few ended up spending the night in the attached to the bar chapel pews being cared for by their own cleric who was volunteering there it was strange the the things people will do to get out of paying for something to be fair they were pretty broke having found only a mere 8 000 coins all copper edit wordpress just ate my second half of this article i am too creatively bankrupt right now to rewrite the whole thing so i am going to go over the highlights and cut this short sorry for a less insightful and entertaining session report than usual in town they role played it up heard some rumours and got a few quest ideas 1 goblin and kobold heads are worth 1 silver apiece orcs and now gnolls sue to the parties information are worth 1 gold 2 the friar wants help destroying the leader of a demonic cult he believes is hiding out in the caves 3 the guild hall accepted john doe as a representative of the wizards guild and informed him of a 500 gold reward for rescuing a wealthy merchant from orc raiders in the caves 4 i think there was one other but for the life of me i can t remembe hope a player does they set ou the next morning with the scotchobbit in the lead he spots a rarely used side path and they detour to fnd a large trunked tree with a small hovel carved inside the scotchhobbit sneaks up to the door and is abot to go in when dex the warrior spots a semi nude hairy old man perched in the tree limbs over the doorway about to drop on the hobbit from above dex lines up his crossbow for a quick kill but the other hobbit stays his hand and shouts out to the strange old man turns out he is graymane the hermit and he offers them tea his wild mountain lion graytail was circling around the party from behind but the dwarf giant big meat befriends it and they continue on their way before they go graymane reveals that the orcs are on the right hand side of the caves and that he has seen strange humans in robes towards the very back of the ravine with the scotchobbit in the lead they go to the nearest right hand cave and he sneaks up to the entrance the cavern extends back about twenty feet to a t intersection and the wall is stacked with heads they shout with glee thinking of all the gold those heads will reveal iuntil they notice most of the heads are human dwarf halfling and even a gnome head gnome shrieks when she hears this sure she is the last gnome n the planet it doesn t help matters that there is an empty gnomeskull sized space right next to tit upon closer inspection the scotchobbit notices one orc head among the other and its eyes are moving though they haven t spotted the hobbit he whispers backwhat he sees and the wizard correctly surmises that it is a disguised guard post the hobbit starts sneaking back out of the cave when he brushes the wall and a stone clatters to the ground immediately the orc head shrieks invaders and disappears dm of doom has spoken five orcs rush into battle against the hobbit who survives the initial onslaught and is soon relieved by his allies who ush up the slop and into the cave mouth the batle was short and ferocious but the five orcs were soon slain and we ended there before they have even wiped the blood from their blades as our little gnome has to be home by ten o clock sharp it was fun and next week should be even more fun i am loving the d d next so far read full post game night d d next playtest 2 gnoll pack attack posted in dungeons and dragons game night games we play next d d tagged 5th edition d d next dungeons and dragons on june 2 2012 5 comments the session began with a wandering monster roll resulting in 3d6 gnolls and a pack lord making their way down the ravine towards the party two new adventurers were ahead of the pack lord and trapped with the rest of the party by the pack of 14 gnolls and their huge leader the beast men built a bonfire in the middle of the ravine and started dancing around it and howling gnome a 3e gnome cleric and big meat a half dwarf half giant fighter using 5e pregen met up with john doe human wizard who after tonight shall ever be remembered as dog strangler and the pair of hobbit thieves zooby zoo and the scott these three were inhabiting the recently degoblinized tunnels gnome and big meat rushed up into the cave mouth to report a warband of gnolls had trapped them in the ravine and to say hi after a short discussion it was decided that they would not go deeper into the goblin caves whence stared knee high eyes at the edge of darkness until the warband had been dealt with john doe the wizard attempted to decipher the gnoll s elaborate howlig ritual an as he listened he crept closer and closer to the edge of the cave mouth which was above the floor of the ravine when an answering howl came from further up the ravine he was so startled he fell ot of the cave ad slid down he side of the ravine to land prone at the valley floor all movement and howling around the bonfire stopped as the gnplls turned as one they were surprised but the wizard couldnt tell if it was becasue of his cave exit or the answering howl nonetheless big meat took the surprised moment to launch a crossbow bolt into the neck of one of the gnolls killing him instantly 9 hp the gnome cleric finds a spot way back in the cave where she can watch their backs ad still see the cave entrance allowing her to cast a radiant lance the hobbits launch sling stones whereupon the wizard stands up brushes himself off and casts sleep 5 of the gnolls drop and the rest are slowed to half movement big meat charges the leader of the beast men hitting him a powerful blow that cuts through his scavenged chest plate but barely scratches him in retaliation the pack lord starts howling as he spins his flail above his head which starts smoking as thew pack lords eyes glow red the mighty blow knocks half of big meats hit points away two more gnolls drop from sneak attack sling stones from the cave mouths as the gnolls divide and charge at their slowed pace 4 heading toward the nearst cave mouth while the other 2 head for the wizard pack lord and big meat trade another set of blows and the dark skinned warrior is reduced to 3 hp he performs a reverse charge back to the cave mouth and away from the pack lord who is not even bloodied after taking 30 hp damage from big meat two gnolls run in their sleep slowed state toward the waizard instead of doing the rational thing an casting expeditious retreat the wizard instead charged towards the nearest gnoll hand outstretched to grab the gnoll around the neck his strangling hand flared with lightning and the gnolls mangy fur was burned to a crisp leaving a stinking cooked hot dog in his grasp he moved onto the next which suffered the same fate was this a first level wizard or ironman still not sure the gnolls heading towards the cave covered by the hobbits and cleric were cut down by sling stones and radiant lances except for one who stumbled into the cave directly between zooby zoo and gnome the gnome he managed to hit the gnome for a small amount of damage which still brought her within inches of her young life she was saved by zooby zoo who took the gnoll out from behind with you guessed it a close range sling bullet to the back of the head gnome then rushed forward to save big meat who was being chased toward the cave mouth by he pack lord she saw he couldn t be bothered to take an action to swallow a potion so the gnome literally smashed her uncorked potion into the warriors mouth it worked and after 2 more sling stones and a radiant lance the pack lord finally fell to a final chop of big meat s huge axe they didn t even have time to loot the corpses we were out of time but it was a fun game and a hilariously engaging night of hacking 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