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princess kick ass jean luc picard princess kick ass jean luc picard menu skip to content home about free awesome stuff hiatus october 11 2015 princess kick ass blog fun stuff funny life things i saw in the internet write 24 comments you might have noticed i ve been away for a while look i m not gonna lie to you i ll probably have to as in being forced to keep this hiatus the reason you might ask that bastard c s that s what she s super busy with her freaking books and she has zero time to hang out with me these days bitch left me to gather dust plain and simple and it sucks no hoes before bros not for that bastard i mean have you seen the hunks in her stories yeeeeah thanks a lot girlfriend i was like come on hook me up with james dude and she was like no way he s miriam s and i m like i m in your fucking head just turn me into miriam or whatevs didn t work so here s to you c s raises whiskey glass hope you re having a great time with your hunks and space exploration and purgatory and shit i m fine right here thank you very much f you by the way f the fuckidy you blog blogger blogging c s wilde jack daniels kickass whiskey or whisky write writer writing phteven august 17 2015 princess kick ass fun stuff funny life things i saw in the internet 23 comments saw this three hours ago still can t stop laughing amwriting blog blogger blogging entertainment fun funny lol phteven phteven chihuahua write writing the ark of likes august 10 2015 princess kick ass uncategorized 9 comments i m gonna go ahead and help a fellow blogger i happen to know really well c s wilde i ve created a facebook page say whaaa yes yes i did and here s the deal i m making an ark of likes that s right the ark will be full at 100 followers and i need your help to get there you can click on my like button in the sidebar or you can click here to go to my page that s all maybe once i reach 100 followers a bunch of nazis will show up and try to take my ark away so they can win the war and then when they open my ark their faces will melt making my whole journey kind of pointless but that remains to be seen dunduruduun dundundun dunduruduuuun dudurundundun view original post another award yasssss august 5 2015 princess kick ass awards blog fun stuff funny life things i saw in the internet write 31 comments there s this awesome award going around called the dragon s loyalty award i mean dragon i rest my case i ve been nominated by the lovely precarious writer the blog s name alone should motivate you to check her out so i have to share seven different facts about myself rules follow at the end of the post all right so if this were c s she d write a bunch of deep interesting writerly stuff and she d probably mention malala because malala is awesome and we need to help her change the world but i m crazy and superficial so without further adue 1 i m batman no seriously i am and this lame assface here is bruce wayne 2 i cannot stand nicki minaj or the kardashians 3 i wanna braid brock o hurn s hair 4 imagine dragons is one of the best bands out there ah look at that dragons again i m awesome 5 my best friend looks a bit like amy schumer but maybe that s because she s white and blond and all white and blond people look the same to me 6 does anyone feel like nachos i always feel like nachos 7 tina fey is my spirit animal now i m supposed to nominate 15 people that s a lot and i m lazy so here s ten luna mah potahto dear men of la rebbit 7 the opening sentence the professor anette dearlilyjune ghostpuppet prajakta anyway here s more brock for you so much hair here are the rules for the award the dragon s loyalty award is meant to acknowledge those who regularly read and comment on your blog the rules for it are pretty simple show off your achievement by displaying the award link back to the person who bestowed this award upon you nominate up to 15 of your regular readers less than 15 is just fine though let them know that they ve been nominated share 7 interesting facts about yourself i just wanted to be able to cross off all the items amwriting award batman blog blogging brock o hurn change the world dragon award dragon loyalty award help malala imagine dragons kardashians suck malala music nicki minaj sucks tina fey write writer writing the art of fart july 23 2015 princess kick ass advice blog fun stuff funny life stories uncategorized 52 comments i face farting as a lost art rather than a normal biological function i m constantly trying to improve myself in this field and my husband is my biggest supporter sometimes i lean over and stare deep within his eyes and he obviously thinks i m about to kiss him but he s so wrong because yeah i m farting it s super romantic usually he farts back with triple the power and we laugh and laugh it never gets old this is how i know i married the right guy though one time his fart was so powerful that i tasted it and it was disgusting as fuck like a mix of rotten eggs and whatever comes out of kim kardashian s plastic surgeries i threw up a little back then but at the same time i was really proud of him during my fart trainings i often focus on swiftness though i ll also work on the smell over noise ratio it really depends on the social situation and how badly concentrated the gas is i can also echo fart which is a fart so ninja that people will hear it from the opposite side of the room and blame it on the fat guy standing there when the truth is the fart came from where they d least expect i did that to my husband once and his mother was all like ferdinand i did not raise you so badly it was awesome ps his name is not ferdinand i changed it for anonymity reasons keith lemon style anyway husband has been trying to get me back for that to this day whether he succeeds remains to be seen have you ever tried echo farting about me amwriting blog blogging cool stuff crazy princess fart fartinator farting husband farting is a lost art hakuna matata princess secrets pumba secrets the art of fart things you didn t know write writer writing 3 days 3 quotes challenge july 16 2015 princess kick ass awards blog fun stuff things i saw in the internet write 25 comments so the wonderful akhiz nominated me for this one and i thought yaaaasssssss the rules of the quote challenge are thank the person who nominated you post a quote each day for 3 days each day nominate 3 bloggers to take part all right since the life of a kick ass princess is super hard with all the kickassery pertained to the job role i ll share with you all three sentences right now instead of doing it in three consecutive days so here we go and the nominees are rob mp sharma lifeconfusions cheerios peeps 3 days 3 quotes 3 days 3 quotes challenge amwriting awesome quotes blog blogger blogging challenge entertainment fun fun quotes fun stuff funny funny quotes funny stuff hilarious quotes write writer writing the best picard memes out there july 13 2015 princess kick ass uncategorized 8 comments c s wilde you pompous bastard you get extra points for this c s wilde if you know me okay let s put it differently if you know princess kickass you know we re huge star trek tng fans so here are the best picard memes out there just for you say it to my face yasssssss i can t even bitch please seriously those shoes are ugly as f asshole ahahahahahahahahahahahahaa anyone yes yes to this tell me about it jlp and to end it view original post 666 followers july 10 2015 princess kick ass uncategorized 44 comments you guys i swear i didn t make any deals with devilish entities i swear ahem someone anyone follow me please o_o blog blogging follow me fuuuuck holy schnitzel shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit write writing mwahahahahaha that was my evil laugh july 6 2015 princess kick ass fun stuff funny life things i saw in the internet uncategorized write 39 comments sorry just wanted you to hear read it amwriting blogging evil laugh evil princess f you seo fun stuff funny funny shit its just my laugh just 4 laughs just for laughs laughes mad laugh mwahahaha my evil laugh is awesome my laugh not really funny this is super lame write writing orca the killer whale june 25 2015 princess kick ass blog funny life movies things i saw in the internet write 28 comments you guys seriously this movie is the best movie ever like there s this guy richard harris who accidentally kills a baby orca and then mamma orca is super pissed because come on wouldn t you be pissed if someone killed your baby mamma orca had my vote from the start sorry richard harris and then i kinda started narrating the movie to my bff it went on like this th e whale just destroyed half of random harbor town literally half of the town blew up all thanks to the whale best movie ever this whale is awesome t he acting is super serious by the way the movie really takes itself in earnest i mean an orca blew up half a town and everyone is like oh you messed up with the mighty orca like yeah it s super normal for a whale to blow things up and chase you every time you re near the water like the whale knows you now and you re fucked whale is gonna blow you up i have a new found respect for all actors in this movie okay the orca was destroying the entire town kindda stupid to have a town balanced over some wooden pillars underwater specially since the townspeople were not surprised by the orca s badassery which tells me this might have happened before anyway people told richard harris he had to get his shit together and go face the whale but he didn t so the orca sunk his freaking house and bit a woman s leg off okay so richard harris was pissed because his friend lost her leg and decided to go hunt the whale finally he left with this cute woman who was not the same woman who lost her leg his bff and an indian guy not like indian indian but like native american indian the whale just jumped over the boat and took the bff with her now the whale is leading them to the arctic and there are icebergs and shit this whale is so smart it has to be a mutant or something actually native american guy said the whale was god incarnated in these exact words native american guy is such a drama queen omg this woman is so cheap she literally just said c ome closer i ll warm you like richard harris was sad because his bff died and now he is gonna have sex to feel better okay they didn t have sex did i mention richard harris looks at least 60 in this movie i wish i can be hunting killer whales in the arctic when i m sixty no i don t actually killer whales are adorable and i could never kill them also whale is gonna blow you up best poster ever jaws could learn a thing or two from this whale just saying i mean it blew up half a town destroyed richard harris house bit a woman s leg off and now it smashed against an iceberg to bury native american guy under huge chunks of ice shitty way to die in a killer whale movie man i mean the whale should ve had at least the decency to explode him the whale just sank the ship and now richard harris and pretty woman are running on icebergs omg the whale just stranded richard harris on an iceberg this whale is a freaking genius the whale killed richard harris by throwing him against an ice berg wall it did not eat him it did not drag him to the depths of the ocean it did not explode him no it threw him against an iceberg and smashed his skull this whale is a bad ass mother fucker the lesson we can all take from this sea world is royally fucked people you can mess with sharks and wild bears but you do not mess with an orca ps this whale should get a freaking oscar with some 38 years delay but it s the tought that counts 1977 70s movies amwriting best comedy ever best movie ever blog blogging must watch mustwatch native american orca orca assassina orca the killer whale richard harris whale whale is gonna blow you up whales write writing post navigation older posts moi just another smart ass writer with emphasis on the smart ass part follow the princess enter your email address to follow 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