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some eggs but there were no other rabbits around to show them off to so he gathered some grass and straw and made himself a basket gently placed the eggs inside and began hopping around the woods looking for other rabbits after awhile he came across some bunnies in a clearing and showed them his basket of eggs explaining that he had laid them himself and made the basket another thing that none of them could do but the other rabbits either didn t care or didn t want this sort of thing lorded over them regardless they did not praise jesus the rabbit for his egg laying miracle sadly jesus hopped away despairing of salvation for bunnies it occurred to him that only humans would appreciate what he had done that the rabbits were too fucking stupid to know they didn t lay eggs and as he came to a clearing jesus the rabbit saw some human children and approached them he offered them his basketful of eggs but the children were not that fond of eggs however miraculously they might have been laid what then could they want of course jesus realized children do not want eggs they want chocolate so he performed another miracle then and transformed the eggs into chocolate the children gobbled up the chocolate eggs and ran from the enchanted bunny not knowing what other types of tricks it might perform and jesus disappointed that the children had not even thanked him returned to the form of a man and trudged back through the woods and that my son is the true story of easter and of how jesus became a chocolate egg laying bunny posted by rob pierce 2 verbs at 9 54 pm no comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest thursday november 25 2010 thanksgiving as a festivity a lovely thanksgiving concluded with eight of us in a room four of us family by blood the other four family by choice the meal sharing was a bit scattered different people with different plans although all of us live here susan and i don t do much going out and socializing but we like having people we like around so we made a bunch of food and watched a couple movies comedies and it s weird that just laughing with people you know expresses solidarity but it works and yeah i already had connections with everyone there tonight but something as simple as enjoying the same jokes seems to solidify bonds and the kitchen got cleaned between movies which believe me was a helluva trick that didn t quite work i missed a couple minutes of the second movie but i d seen it before not the usual sort of leftovers with this method little food and no alcohol will survive but tomorrow there s this batch of people who all enjoyed time together and a bunch of us will be having coffee in the late morning posted by rob pierce 2 verbs at 9 34 pm no comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest labels chosen family family thanksgiving saturday november 20 2010 fred the bear discovers thanksgiving i made up a bunch of stories for my boys featuring fred the bear the biggest and smartest bear in the world these stories were all verbal improvisations a few made it onto the page i think this is one of the few that actually was written down before it was told so if anyone ever accuses my children of having a warped upbringing i offer this introduction to literature in my defense fred the bear discovers thanksgiving one day fred the bear was walking through the woods when he heard a noise in the distance fred stopped he pointed his nose in the direction of the sounds fred sniffed it smelled like something dirty something that was not fish he listened and took a quiet step and sniffed again it smelled like people fred liked people they often did strange things that he didn t understand and he liked to watch so fred quietly moved between trees walking on all fours until he approached a clearing fred knew that in the middle of the clearing was a table where people sometimes came to eat sometimes the people left food behind fred liked those times very much now fred being the biggest bear in the world had to be pretty good at hiding or people would see him all the time and fred was pretty good but he was very big so now when he carefully peeked his head out from behind a tree he had to just hope no one would look and see him fred hoped and fred looked no one looked back fred looked some more what he saw was amazing there was more food on the table than he had ever seen before and there weren t that many people but the people who were there all wore very tall hats with buckles on them like they were belts maybe fred thought they had very tiny heads fred didn t know that he was watching a thanksgiving party and all the people were dressed like pilgrims he only knew that he had seen many people but never any who dressed like this and he wondered just how small their heads were and their food smelled so good and there was so much of it far more than six tiny headed people could eat fred took a deep breath smelling all the food and he sighed it smelled so wonderful fred hadn t even known he was hungry but now smelling all the meat and the bread and potatoes and pie he knew fred licked his mouth the smell went up his nose and through his body it woke up his belly mmmm fred s belly said and it growled hungrily fred growled back and all the people in their pilgrim hats heard that growl and all of them turned their heads toward the tree fred crouched behind one by one each person in his pilgrim s hat saw fred a giant bear looking down at the people and licking his mouth and one by one each person shot to his feet swung his legs as fast as he could over the picnic bench and ran fred was amazed and delighted at what he saw the people were running away from their food they were giving it to him fred got so excited he ran to the table to eat and every one of those people who already thought he was running as fast as he could heard and saw the giant bear running toward them and ran faster still their pilgrim hats flew off and the people disappeared and fred was left alone with a table full of food fred ate and ate he d never had so much food at one time and it was all so good he could eat more than he d ever eaten in his life and there would still be plenty left for his cubbies so fred ate his fill and he was going to walk into the woods and look for his cubs when he thought of those hats they must be magic hats he knew for only people wearing hats such as those could possibly make so much food that they could leave this much behind fred gathered the hats all six of them and took them to a spot he knew a good spot for planting and he dug big holes and buried the hats in a row hoping they would grow soon then fred went into the woods to find his cubs and bring them to their meal for a long time fred remembered that day the magic hats and the magic meal but after a while he didn t think about it so much and after a longer while he almost forgot it completely oh he would think of it every now and then when he was daydreaming and something would remind him a good smell or a growling belly but he never saw those magic people again but one year later fred was out walking through the woods again when he heard something pop it was a strange sounding pop something fred had never heard before and he had to see what it was he ran in the direction of the sound and as he ran he heard another pop and as he drew closer he heard another pop what were those pops fred wondered and he hurried until he could see he was close enough and then he stopped fred stopped at the spot he had known was good for planting he hadn t known it would be this good there above the ground where he had planted them were three pilgrim hats fred had planted them and they were growing pop a fourth pilgrim hat emerged from the ground fred had planted them one after the other just a few minutes between hats and that was how they were growing after a few minutes there was another pop and out of the earth came a fifth pilgrim hat each hat appeared to be the same size as when fred had planted it and the hats did not seem to be getting any bigger but somehow they were still growing as the sixth and last pilgrim hat popped into view fred knew what was happening he could see the hats were growing up and for the hats to grow up something had to be beneath them as the sixth hat grew higher it became clear to fred what was beneath the first hat it was a head a little tiny person head strapped in tight by the buckle on the hat and as the forehead rose higher above the ground and eyebrows appeared fred knew he was right one by one six tiny headed people were growing up out of the ground and they were growing fast knowing how easy it was to scare people fred ducked behind some tall bushes and peeked out they were growing rapidly now once the hats were in the air full heads were rising beneath them beneath the heads were necks and beneath the necks were bodies at least fred guessed there were bodies there the people were fully clothed dressed in full pilgrim suits just like the ones fred had seen exactly one year ago and these new pilgrims emerged from the earth carrying large baskets of food and before their feet were even out they were talking about finding a picnic table where they could set their baskets down and once their feet were on the ground instead of below it the six newborn pilgrims set out in the exact direction of the clearing they must have been told by the magic how to get there they must also have been told by the magic not to notice fred yet for in his excitement he made a lot of noise but the pilgrims walked calmly onward they reached their table and set it just like a year before and fred hid behind a tree just like a year before until his stomach growled and he growled back just like a year before and the pilgrims heard him and ran away leaving their food and their hats just like a year before now every year fred the bear goes to watch the harvest of the pilgrims he has planted and fred and his family and friends go to frighten the pilgrims but not too much and have a thanksgiving feast and there is always plenty for everyone posted by rob pierce 2 verbs at 7 36 pm no comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest labels children s stories fiction fred the bear no warpage here captain friday november 5 2010 in defense of genre fiction and related rambles defending genre fiction is a familiar theme for me as editor in chief for swill i have been able to support my beliefs by publishing fiction that fit a genre or two the main point for me has been that genre fiction is not by definition independent of literary fiction it s like asking is rock good music is jazz good music the questions are idiotic give me an example from that style and i can give my opinion of your example not of the entire genre the specifics of this defense began with something i read on amy sundberg s blog http practicalfreespirit com 2010 11 04 wasted talent i dont think so comments to summarize gordon duzois one of the most respected editors in science fiction had declared in a review that a mainstream story by jay lake was a story good enough to suggest that lake s talents may be wasted working in the genre as he has the literary chops to make it as a significant mainstream author instead ms sundberg wrote what i considered a well thought out defense of speculative fiction genres there were several comments in general agreement with the column along with one from jay lake that suggested the word choice was meant to be complimentary and he took it as such well played jay my comment was of course for an editor of dozois reputation pedigree to choose words poorly is surprising in itself the idea that he might consider sf inferior to literary fiction is probably best left as a clue to be pounced on by a biographer the idea that one genre is inherently inferior to another and yes literary fiction is a genre and despite its pretentious label a genre that i am often damned fond of sets me off on a fairly regular basis if a guy wakes up and he s turned into a bug overnight that s clearly science fiction or wait there s no science in that so it s speculative fiction but all fiction is speculative it has to be or it isn t fiction so does it become literary because the science is no good or because of how we already think of the author of course if it sells it is by definition commercial at which point it can be dismissed as inferior by all of us whose sales are either relatively or totally nonexistent clearly then in terms of merit fiction should be ranked as follows 1 literary 2 genre 3 commercial in terms of profitability just flip the list that was as far as i got before i had to peel garlic and pick up children but i wrote as i drove pen and tiny notepad in hand against the wheel i continued thus btw i was going to continue thusly but that strayed from literary to pretentious although maybe i d gotten that far already anyway snobbery against commercially successful fiction is a case of biting the hand that potentially feeds a writer who tries to get published would probably like to sell a few books and without the books that sell millions and underwrite the publishing industry where would these writers be many a writer might be willing that is required to settle for a niche market but could large publishing houses exist with only niche markets some may say we re about to find out but so far i know enough only to read about such things not to write about them i don t mean to suggest that serious writers necessarily want to be best selling writers however commercial a story might be the odds are against its writer getting rich personally i would love to make millions on my novel not yet published but if you re eager for it keep reading the blog i m sure i ll remember to mention its publication pretty much the moment i stop screaming yesssss but realistically i need it read by people who don t know me because my ego is hungry it doesn t count when friends like my writing it s like when stoned people laugh at a joke the pleasure may be caused by something else and i say that with total respect for some of my friends and the people in my writers group to critique the hell out of my writing the thing is my friends already like me they already know me and when they read me it s an extension of the person they already know and like on the page strangers who haven t spent years hanging out and discovering how fucking charming i am have to be convinced exclusively by the words on the page so while i would love to be a best selling writer what i really want is for strangers to like me because i write well i don t need it to be millions of strangers because i thoroughly distrust the tastes of the masses but you know what i would prefer my number of fans to be in the millions with the assumption that the cult that really understands me would be mixed in there realistically of course i m going for a 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