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fternoon so i gave it a go amy smart has always been an underrated comedic actress and mark paul gosselaar from the amazing franklin bash and some show called saved by the bell pops up as the romantic love interest and it s really not that bad really 5 butch cassidy and the sundance kid from the ridiculous to the sublime george roy hill s genre subverting classic wipes the floor with most modern movies it s a western where the main hero doesn t know how to fire a gun and spends most of the running time doing just that running away john wayne would never have played butch cassidy william goldman s script still crackles nearly 50 years later 6 cool runnings candy is the man 7 holiday in handcuffs zack morris isn t the only saved by the beller getting up to some festive antics in holiday in handcuffs ac slater is kidnapped by sabrina the teenage witch in a bid to convince her pushy parents that she has a boyfriend for christmas it s absolute drivel of course but it killed 20 minutes or so 8 the hateful eight quentin tarantino s snowbound chat then shoot em up is perfect cosy christmas viewing as long as you like your turkey s juices running red it s as if the director took the stunning basement bar scene from inglorious basterds and decided to make an entire film out of it and it s bloody brilliant 9 forgetting sarah marshall i had forgotten paul rudd was in this and how flipping funny the whole thing is 10 alan partridge alpha papa the alan partridge movie is still a bit hit and miss even on a third viewing but when it hits it hits hard what s your favourite siege iranian hostage crisis me too 11 the vikings what s your favourite movie with kirk douglas and tony curtis if you answered with spartacus you re wrong the vikings is where it s at 12 the lady in the van i caught the last five minutes of this and was left as confused as all hell just what the heck was going on 13 love actually yes i watched love actually again attack me if you dare i will crush you 14 harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban poa finishes with one huge hour long time travelling sequence that is exhausting but it s also deliciously clever hermione s does my hair really look like that from the back might be the funniest line in the potter movies 15 pride this had me crying bucketloads the true story of how the lgbt community backed the miners strike in the 80s pride is rabble rousing poignant and hilarious in equal measure constantly flitting between one of several main characters to always keep you on your toes 16 muriel s wedding i had forgotten how utterly depressing muriel s wedding is until i flicked on the last 40 minutes while late night christmas channel hopping but its depiction of dullness is the film s secret weapon life isn t all bombastic abba numbers you know 17 death on the nile just caught the last 15 minutes of this to find out which of the starry cast did it peter ustinov s poirot had all the answers of course 18 teen wolf when i was nine i thought teen wolf was the best film ever made and couldn t possibly be equalled while i have since learned this not to be the case it still has its charm i stayed with it until the classic keg of beer scene then went outside i didn t just watch movies over christmas you know 19 harry potter and the goblet of fire a good few christmases ago this was the movie that finally convinced me harry potter films were worth watching and it still holds up thanks to the stirring action of the triwizard tournament and a really chilling ending 20 love story this one i watched in its entirety i d always avoided love story in the pigheaded belief it was over sentimental drivel how wrong was i soon to be college sweethearts ryan o neal and ali macgraw clash in the very first scene and the whole thing unfolds wonderfully from there right up to its tear filled ending 21 captain america civil war this was another full watch in the cinema i thought civil war might be the best marvel movie yet but its deficiencies become more apparent on a second viewing it s still terrific fun but it might have elevated itself to the best superhero movie ever title had it contained any sense of jeopardy at no point do you worry about the fate of any leading character which is a shame the airport bit is fantastic though 22 muppets most wanted i caught the second half of this on telly and laughed way more than i thought i would at a film containing large chunks of ricky gervais 23 about time i have a feeling about time really will stand the test of that word in its title a bit of a gem 24 beaches anyone who dismisses beaches as a throwaway chick flick is an idiot it s not a film about women it s a film about friendship and a funny and beautiful one at that guaranteed to make a grown man cry especially at christmas 25 the great muppet caper how did they do that bicycle bit in battersea park so brilliant 26 star wars the force awakens i watched the force awakens while building some star wars lego that s how cool i am i obviously like it if i decided to watch it for a third time but i do hope they dispense with the action and concentrate more on the characters in the upcoming episode viii there s almost too much stuff blowing up in the force awakens that bit with the upside down millennium falcon and the gun turret though super 27 harry potter and the half blood prince i love a bit of potter at christmas and half blood prince is quickly becoming my favourite instalment mainly because it blends the humour and the darkness so beautifully 28 84 charing cross road this is a film in which anthony hopkins and anne bancroft write each other letters that s all that happens and it s kind of great rumour has it michael bay is circling the remake 29 harry potter and the deathly hallows part 1 my final potter fix this christmas there are some harry fans who rate this below the frankly unwatchable first two films which is grossly unfair yes our heroes spend a good deal of the action off the hogwarts reservation in a tent but there are so many memorable sequences particularly harry s return to godric s hollow and the magnificent animated tale of the three brothers which is as powerful as anything else in the entire series 30 you again you ve seen them kick michael myers and the alien queen s respective asses now catch jamie lee curtis and sigourney weaver together in a bizarre romcom that also features betty white bobby ewing and uh hall and oates i only saw the last ten minutes but what a perfect way to round off my christmas movie viewing which movies did you watch over christmas tell us below 7 comments what would happen if alan rickman s characters in love actually and die hard switched places posted in battles with tags alan rickman christmas die hard hans gruber love actually on december 16 2016 by ross mcg this article first appeared on metro co uk it s rather strange given that he stars in two of the greatest festive films ever made that alan rickman once declared on screen that we should call off christmas let s put the late great rickman s bah humbugging in robin hood prince of thieves aside for a moment however and concentrate on his roles in love actually and die hard these two very different christmas movies one says you should follow your heart the other that you should follow terrorists around in your bare feet have one thing in common rickman rocks in die hard he plays hans gruber an exceptional thief and lover of nice suits who uses his benefits of a classical education to hold up nakatomi plaza in la on christmas eve in love actually he is harry a disgruntled middle aged md of a design agency who dabbles in a spot of extra marital flirting with his secretary before holding up a queue in selfridges in london while buying some jewellery in many filmgoers eyes both characters are as villainous as rickman s sheriff of nottingham but have you ever imagined what might happen if hans and harry swapped movies no well that s too bad because i have so you re just going to have to lump it this december comes a story about a man and another man at the wrong party at the wrong christmas time bruce willis is john mcclane and alan rickman is harry in die actually it s christmas eve in los angeles nypd detective john mcclane willis turns up at his wife s work in nakatomi plaza little does he know that an armed gang of german thieves have taken over the building and little does he know that he isn t the only unexpected guest at the party pal harry rickman was in the building giving a design pitch to nakatomi president joseph takagi but couldn t get out again to catch his flight back to london because someone got stuck in the elevator now john and harry will have to put their differences aside and team up to foil the heist one enjoys exercising in nothing but a dirty vest the other prefers a fine wine while wearing a trench coat can these two unlikely heroes come together to save the day it s not going to be easy but taking down terrorists at christmas never is it s time to lock and load let s find out what happened when harry met johnny the pair are kept apart initially by a series of explosive events mcclane the ultimate lone wolf must go to the rooftop of nakatomi tower to save a group of hostages by waving a machine gun around harry came out to the coast got together with someone had a few laughs pictures fox universal metro meanwhile harry is downstairs having a dance with mr takagi s new secretary the conversation turns to seasonal gifts he quips christmas shopping never an easy or a pleasant task it s high octane stuff john eventually turns to harry for help calling him repeatedly on his walkie talkie to ask for back up harry however isn t interested that secretary is giving him all the signs so he makes up some lame excuse to mcclane and hangs out downstairs a little longer john isn t very happy about this john is obsessed with taking down terrorists but harry just wants to get the girl christmas is a time for romance he tells his new pal even in a tense hostage situation in the end harry has to make the ultimate choice does he save his new partner s life when he is staring down the barrel of a gun or does he take the chance to pop back down to the party and ask that secretary how far away her apartment is or does he just scream like a big baby harry thinks he and john might need some more fbi guys pictures fox universal metro harry s decision is eventually taken out of his hands when the secretary reveals she is the mastermind behind the heist he takes it all in good humour telling her right the christmas hostage crisis not my favorite night of the year and your unhappy job to organise she pulls a gun on harry and it looks like it s curtains for our unlikely hero especially as john is picking glass out from between his toes in a bathroom but harry has a surprise up his sleeve or rather taped to his back he pulls his own weapon and points it at her they stare into each other s eyes for a second squeeze their fingers on the triggers and then bam they throw their weapons to the ground and embrace before having one last dance their love has overcome machine guns rancid vests bloody feet and terrorist takeovers the lift is finally working again so they take it down to the bottom floor and prepare to get on that flight back to london john is waiting downstairs watching them walk out the revolving doors hand in hand mcclane lights a cigarette smiles and whispers to himself happy trails harry from one of the executive producers and two of the seven writers who brought you die actually comes the festive feelgood film of the year alan rickman is hans gruber in london in love hard it s five weeks before christmas and the british prime minister david something hugh grant is banging on about how great airports are he obviously hasn t been through passport control post brexit love is everywhere he says love actually is all around at that precise moment 27 passengers vomit and a mysterious figure steps into the arrivals hall it s hans gruber rickman and he has travelled to london to do one thing pick up some new suits at john phillips but when he spots the prime minister hanging around the airport without his security detail gruber seizes his opportunity posing as a german diplomat he persuades call me dave to bring him back to 10 downing street most awkward double date ever pictures fox universal metro after the pm has stopped flirting with natalie martine mccutcheon for a few minutes to concentrate on slightly more important things like running the country gruber pulls a gun on him and subjects him to a humiliating ordeal gruber has concocted a plan and the only person who can help him fulfil it is the prime minister he wants to track down the most annoying people in britain and erase them from the face of the planet under unspeakable duress and forced to listen to the girls aloud cover of the pointers sister hit jump for my love for more than two minutes dave cracks and surreptitiously enlists the help of mi5 to allow gruber to carry out his plan within seconds the military intelligence agency has supplied the contact information for britain s most irritating inhabitants gruber is aghast as he rifles through their files there s this guy and this guy and this kid gruber is more determined than ever to complete his mission he pays a visit to ageing rock lothario billy mack played by bill nighy doing bill nighy and makes him dance at gunpoint just like he did with the pm i m going to count to three there will not be a four pictures fox universal metro but the old geezer s moves make hans think of the true meaning of christmas he spares bill nighy bill nighy but vows to take retribution on jewellery salesman rufus rowan atkinson however when he arrives in selfridges christmas shopping is in full swing and there s no way he can kill rufus in front of so many potential witnesses unfortunately for hans mi5 are now on to him and a dozen agents pile into the department store and a shoot out ensues gruber does his best to shoot the glass at the front of the store so he can make his exit but then someone catches his eye it s sarah laura linney and hans bubby decides he wants to be her white knight emitting one last blast of covering fire at mi5 s finest he dives across the shop floor and whisks sarah away from danger she invites him back to her place and they fall truly madly deeply in love he has a read through time magazine while she takes a moment to contain her excitement at meeting such an eligible bachelor and then he turns on the charm and tells her he wants to give up his life of exceptional theft for her she asks him his name bill he says what bill nighy she asks no darling not bill nighy bill clay after spending four weeks together hans changes his name legally to bill and walks out of the deed poll office a new person he and sarah celebrate by going to a local school s christmas production and hans bill doesn t kill anyone not 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