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d my daughter is beautiful that s the number one question we get asked is did you pick your daughter out no we did not most people don t know this wait what out of nowhere the females i choose to have in my life are beautiful and that s what i m asked about all the time whether or not we picked this baby out non sequitur or is he implying that since both are beautiful he could have but didn t choose a baby that matched his wife in beauty what the fuck why are people laughing at this nonsense dunno but it continues most people don t know this but if you adopt a child from outside of the united states you immediately have to take the baby to a pediatrician annd are you implying the pediatrician will take one look at a newly adopted baby know whether or not you picked her out yourself and declare her unhealthy if you did i mean sir what the fuck are you saying this is a routine you spent time perfecting at home yes and you re doing it to prove or you want us to think so anyway that there s nothing wrong with adopting a black baby so you re giving us your funniest stuff and best logical evidence right then what is this no i didn t pick her out i had to take her to a baby doctor mess if you re out of material why not thank the audience and leave on a high note on he goes and finally there s a joke about the pediatrician s telling funny daddy that his daughter s skin will dry out easily and that he might want to apply something like coconut oil why is that a joke because it s marinating the baby and comparing a black person to food is just the newest least racist joke a funny white man has ever joked isn t it seriously if you re not familiar with this read some more books by white authors they have a marked tendency to describe a black person s skin color as that of a food item and that s all the marinating thing is mercifully the end of the clip we never find out what his point about not picking out the baby was supposed to be he just left it hanging there this is all they ve got folks this is the best the defenders of international and interracial adoption can do and it s old stale crap to any of my fellow white people who don t already know being a little less racist than lyndon larouche doesn t make you not racist being color blind not having a racist bone in your body or not caring if someone is black white green or purple doesn t make you not racist either it makes you willfully ignorant and unwilling to engage with racism at all and that is the opposite of being capable of raising a black child in a white world finally laughing about the position you have put an innocent kenyan baby in is well it s deplorable so are this man and his hooting audience i can t wait for his high larious routine about black hair can you 4 comments filed under uncategorized november 1 2019 5 46 am here we go again yay it s national adoption awareness month in which almost nobody is made aware of anything about adoption except that it exists apparently people s brains fall out every halloween and they have to be reminded about adoption and furniture and birds for all i know i kid of course the one and only thing naam really wants us to be aware of is the fact that we should adopt because a sad child need us only really it s a baby and it doesn t need us we want it this whole november mess was meant to be about moving kids out of foster care into permanent homes yet almost nobody considering adoption or even hearing the word adoption thinks about that at all they think as they have since adoption as we know it was invented less than a century ago about a very pretty very new healthy white baby some woman is out there making just for them possibly thanks to god who in his infinite cruelty couldn t find a better way to get that kid into their family where it belongs and that is the opposite of awareness that is just more evidence that adoption like most institutions that promise the impossible wants your money those willing to spend that money always insist they are not buying a person and in a way they re right what they re buying what they re willing to pay tens of thousands of dollars for is the illusion that the person had and has no other family naam never offers up much awareness of how it feels to be adopted unless the answer is wonderful grateful and impossibly un curious about one s origins it certainly doesn t want to make anyone aware of how it feels to relinquish a child for adoption unless the answer is grateful glad to get on with life and a little sad but only in a very giving very distant blurry lensed way awww in short there s nothing special about november it s pitching the same awareness we re told about adoption the rest of the year that is bullshit and it needs to change some of us who have an actual awareness of adoption have been trying to change it for decades now very few people listen so here we are again this year to shout a little louder november is a wild ride so keep your heads arms and legs inside the car at all times see you tomorrow 8 comments filed under uncategorized june 3 2019 7 57 am black friday baby part one or better late than never part two part one i can t stand it y all i can t stand the way children are not people but objects to acquire and then mock because children never grow up and watch daddy s stand up routine and if they do they ll keep their mouths shut unless they re pretending to laugh because this is daddy and daddy couldn t really mean all the things he said could he of course he could just ask pastor boob job baby how side splittingly funny it is to bring a different race child into your white white white family no really it s a riot suffering racism shut up know what you are if you think racism exists a racist that s what deep breath sorry it s been awhile i get worked up easier than i used to i m also pissed off because i can t find a transcript of the below which means i m gonna have to watch it over and over and over again in order to do it justice mercifully it s short it s a clip from a side splitting standup comedy routine entitled black friday baby so this funny man got married wanted a family couldn t make a baby and purchased one from kenya sorry brought home his very own baby from kenya very own of course it s their very own they have the receipt and folks adds mister funnyman quite emphatically we could not be happier a new dad always has to say that doesn t he when you get a child that s really your very own nobody just assumes you re happy your wife gave birth do they hell no you have to make it very clear how happy you are of course you don t the only reason funnyman dad here says this is because he knows it is assumed by others including his audience that he can t be happy with this inferior kenyan replacement baby naturally to prove how not racist they are and how great adoption is the audience goes wild woo yeah what a wonderful man you are sir to stoop to taking in that black african no wait we don t believe that at all why are we acting like we believe that funny funny daddy goes on to say how thrilled he is that his wife gets to be a mommy and that he will have a token negro in his family for basketball jokes no he doesn t say he s glad he gets to be a daddy he says he s glad to have a family member who can dunk can dunk can dunk can dunk means is black because everyone ever born with a certain amount of melanin in his or her skin not only can but wants to play really good basketball isn t it amazing how not racist this man is and funny after a pause to say again how happy he is with his precious black baby and how he doesn t at all whip it for not picking enough cotton daddy spoils the secret for us by mentioning that he s from virginia whaat a man with that accent and that black baby is a white southerner but if he were a white southerner he would already have lynched this baby that s what white southerners do all of them except for this one guy who is so special he finds it acceptable to apparently start an entire family just to prove how racist he ain t sheeeit i kept waiting for him to say now y all know we could totally have got us a white one i mean they wuz ovair in keenya just thowin white babies at us but we dodged em because we are very good people not like the racists we expect our baby to deal with all her life yes those racists the ones in virginia the ones she would never have encountered at all if it weren t for you and your wife s perfect white love anyway these white people in virginny unlike white people anywhere else sometimes ask stupid questions when they see a white man in close proximity to a black baby you see all the racism in the world has been concentrated in virginia and other southern us states this is why black people outside of the southern us never have trouble with cops unless they have committed a crime never have trouble exercising their right to vote and as a group have the same amount of property money and political power white people do bullshit sir the only reason you were able to purchase an african baby is that they are seen as less valuable than white ones and you know it the system is racist you are racist i am racist if we can t admit that nothing will ever change but you got the baby your wife wanted and you re making money on this so maybe you don t care let s get back to stupid questions funny daddy insists a white person asked him how his baby could distinguish him from other white men you know the way white racists can t tell one black man from another i have lived my half century plus life in the south and i have never heard anyone ask this question or any question like it i cannot imagine anyone asking this question in order to ask this question a racist would have to assume black people act and think the way s he does because black people are as human as s he is which is not traditionally how racists think it s a bit too self aware obviously so and that s why i suspect daddy made it up for laughs if i were his daughter i wouldn t find this funny at all because daddy i m not a lion and i m sick of representing the entire continent of africa to you and everybody else daddy i m tired she s also tired because he made his lion king joke too way long i hope seth mcfarlane fries in hell then funny daddy points out that it s 2017 and people still say dumb things can ya believe it it s not like we put a dangerous racist maniac in charge of our country ten minutes ago it s just dumb people saying dumb things and daddy has fun with them because they can t hurt daddy they can only make daddy look good and get daddy paid i sure hope daddy never did a routine about how bullshit white privilege is but it gets worse it gets worse when funny daddy says he snaps back at people who say dumb things because they make him feel inappropriate they make his white virginia ass feel inappropriate in virginia sir nobody can make you feel inappropriate in virginia without your consent your child otoh will always not only feel but be inappropriate no matter how much you yourself o thou white angel do to spread the gospel of anti racism which you are not doing you will never be able to keep her safe especially not as long as you try to do so by laughing at the predicament you put her in i don t think that s funny at all and i find it very scary that you do the second dumb question funnyman daddy says he was asked is when d ja get er this question is not dumb it isn t even offensive it s mere curiosity it s nosiness which is rude at worst it s only offensive because a supposed wal mart security guard supposedly said it supposedly while patting his gun at white funnyman daddy funny daddy wants us to believe his black baby turned him black and therefore made him vulnerable to police violence this is of course pure bullshit white people who adopt black babies while they are certainly inconvenienced and may experience racial discrimination do not become black and do not lose their white privilege and that is really all of this mess i can deal with in one blog post stay tuned for part two the lovely hair that galla wears is hers who could have thought it she swears tis hers and true she swears for i know where she bought it martial 4 comments filed under colonialism rocks general ignoramitude it can t be racist i didn t use the n word once may 28 2019 9 03 am contempt er content will resume almost certainly both almost certainly soon 3 comments filed under uncategorized september 28 2017 3 43 pm the logic of compromised attachment who else thinks this is brilliant who else relates so much their body reacted before their emotions and brain did leave a comment filed under uncategorized april 5 2017 5 17 am grace grace grace grace grace old news but i wanted to post something i wonder how many adopted girls women have been saddled with this name well here s one more the little girl delivered in the back of an ambulance by a fireman has been adopted by the fireman and his wife grace is her middle name but they re going to call her by it you know in case she ever forgets how lucky she is and asks too many questions we have never hidden it from her marc told today if you ask her where she was born she says my daddy delivered me in the back of an ambulance she knows the whole story i wanted her to know as soon as she was old enough to understand sir that is not the whole story her story began when her mother got pregnant just like yours did his wife says they wanted more children but i was pre term with my biological sons so we knew that it wasn t possible to have anymore babies i do not know what that means can anyone explain it hero fireman added i don t even think about her being adopted she s ours and we love her and your not thinking about it because you don t give a fuck about her mother or where she came from means she ll never think about it right that grace god reserves for adoptive parents truly is amazing why don t they start calling all the male adoptees lucky it s the same damned thing 21 comments filed under adoptoland stop saying that february 5 2017 2 19 pm kill a kid run to new zealand oh look another little boy who hurt himself to death like max shatto did i don t want to read another damned word about how people who can have their own children but can t raise them are privileged over those who can afford to purchase someone else s child especially if they choose to feed him honey instead of taking him to a doctor make his care a sixteen year old s problem blame him and his mother for his own death and then have the gall to beg for funeral money before bugging out to new zealand and i don t want to read one word on this blog about how biological parents do this too they do and it s horrible but adoptive parents are being entrusted with someone else s child and that means they should be held to a higher standard obviously no parents of any ilk should be allowed to get away with this seven year old seth ultimately died from an inflamed...