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it comes to lgbt representation or lack thereof dramatic music always informs us when we ve hit a plot point this shit don t make a damn lick of sense wesley crusher sees all knows all though most trek tech is integrated into the world building the series is not immune to unnecessary and seemingly extraneous technocrap because it s the future one more thing if you ve decided to watch tng and follow along with my recaps a congrats on this excellent life decision b beware potential spoilers as i may occasionally comment on developments later in the series well guys we re here the worst episode of star trek tng it might be the worst episode of star trek in general but then voyager s threshold exists so i don t know threshold is godawful but it reaches a point of such absurdity it almost comes back around to being entertaining if only to see what whack ass shit the writers are going to pull out of their asses next i swear the voyager writers were on something half the time no such entertaining lunacy exists in justice however just hurting deep hurting now that i ve got y all sufficiently hyped up for this recap let s begin continue reading posted in star trek the next generation tagged 80s gif party i love gifs idiot plot logic go boom lolwut men ain t shit even in outer space to boldly recap tng 1x07 lonely among us posted on january 2 2017 by ahjummas anonymous space the final frontier these are the voyages of the unicorner her continuing mission to recap every episode of star trek the next generation to seek out new lulz and new fun times to boldly go where many have recapped before but nobody as cool as she the rules you know the drill for every heartfelt and affecting moment in data s quest to be human there s way too many painfully awkward unfunny ones the competence of the enterprise crew varies greatly depending on plot requirements for a scifi show some of this tech is dated as fuck wesley is the gary est stu to ever stu pop culture ended in 1987 though tng is a feminist show in many ways it has some hella sexist moments as progressive as star trek usually is there s some racist ass shit up in here tng writers should never ever attempt humor ever when it comes to distancing this utopian future from present day holy overcompensation batman star trek is kind of a mess when it comes to lgbt representation or lack thereof dramatic music always informs us when we ve hit a plot point this shit don t make a damn lick of sense wesley crusher sees all knows all one more thing if you ve decided to watch tng and follow along with my recaps a congrats on this excellent life decision b beware potential spoilers as i may occasionally comment on developments later in the series continue reading posted in star trek the next generation tagged 80s bitchiness deception gif party i gotz magicks i love gifs idiot plot logic go boom lolwut mary sue to boldly recap tng 1x06 where no one has gone before posted on december 27 2016 by ahjummas anonymous space the final frontier these are the voyages of the unicorner her continuing mission to recap every episode of star trek the next generation despite being a day late for a second week in a row but fuck it it s the holidays and i have a gayo daejun to recap for my k pop blog as well to seek out new lulz and new fun times to boldly go where many have recapped before but nobody as cool as she the rules you know the drill for every heartfelt and affecting moment in data s quest to be human there s way too many painfully awkward unfunny ones the competence of the enterprise crew varies greatly depending on plot requirements for a scifi show some of this tech is dated as fuck wesley is the gary est stu to ever stu pop culture ended in 1987 though tng is a feminist show in many ways it has some hella sexist moments as progressive as star trek usually is there s some racist ass shit up in here tng writers should never ever attempt humor ever when it comes to distancing this utopian future from present day holy overcompensation batman star trek is kind of a mess when it comes to lgbt representation or lack thereof dramatic music always informs us when we ve hit a plot point this shit don t make a damn lick of sense one more thing if you ve decided to watch tng and follow along with my recaps a congrats on this excellent life decision b beware potential spoilers as i may occasionally comment on developments later in the series continue reading posted in star trek the next generation tagged 80s astral plane huh huh hyphy i gotz magicks just like tt lolwut mary sue men ain t shit even in outer space ok that s just creepy scifi sparkle motion special snowflake to boldly recap tng 1x05 the last outpost posted on december 20 2016 by ahjummas anonymous space the final frontier these are the voyages of the unicorner her continuing mission to recap every episode of star trek the next generation to seek out new lulz and new fun times to boldly go where many have recapped before but nobody as cool as she the rules you know the drill for every heartfelt and affecting moment in data s quest to be human there s way too many painfully awkward unfunny ones the competence of the enterprise crew varies greatly depending on plot requirements for a scifi show some of this tech is dated as fuck wesley is the gary est stu to ever stu pop culture ended in 1987 though tng is a feminist show in many ways it has some hella sexist moments as progressive as star trek usually is there s some racist ass shit up in here tng writers should never ever attempt humor ever when it comes to distancing this utopian future from present day holy overcompensation batman star trek is kind of a mess when it comes to lgbt representation or lack thereof one more thing if you ve decided to watch tng and follow along with my recaps a congrats on this excellent life decision b beware potential spoilers as i may occasionally comment on developments later in the series you might remember the ferengi from the pilot encounter at farpoint they were only mentioned briefly but were made to sound menacing i didn t recap this but picard told zorn let s hope they find you as tasty as their last associates of course he might ve been bullshitting as a negotiation tactic but the point is the ferengi were being positioned as a mysterious new alien and possible big bad remember this because in the last outpost we meet the ferengi for the first time continue reading posted in star trek the next generation tagged 80s bitchiness deception huh huh hyphy lolwut scifi to boldly recap tng 1 04 code of honor posted on december 12 2016 by ahjummas anonymous pour out a cold one you assholes are gonna need it this episode is a mess it s not as balls out stupid like the naked now it actually has a coherent plot with twist ending but it s a damn mess you will see why before we begin let s go over the tng rules we established in the last recap for every heartfelt and affecting moment in data s quest to be human there s way too many painfully awkward unfunny ones the competence of the enterprise crew varies greatly depending on plot requirements for a scifi show some of this tech is dated as fuck wesley is the gary est stu to ever stu pop culture ended in 1987 though tng is a feminist show in many ways it has some hella sexist moments finally if you ve decided to watch tng and follow along with my recaps a congrats on this excellent life decision b beware potential spoilers as i may occasionally comment on developments later in the series continue reading posted in star trek the next generation tagged 80s almost too gay to function boy drama deception homoeroticism yay logic go boom lolwut mary sue ok that s just creepy scifi stereotypes too damn many tags to boldly recap tng 1 02 the naked now posted on december 5 2016 by ahjummas anonymous greetings assholes welcome to the second star trek tng recap this week the tng writing staff blatantly rip off a tos episode the naked time plot point for plot point and do a shitty job continue reading posted in star trek the next generation tagged 80s boy drama huh huh hyphy logic go boom lolwut mary sue party scifi special snowflake to boldly recap star trek tng 1 01 encounter at farpoint posted on november 28 2016 by ahjummas anonymous space the final frontier these are the voyages of the unicorner her continuing mission to recap every episode of star trek the next generation to seek out new lulz and new fun times to boldly go where many have recapped before but nobody as cool as she for a while i d been wanting to recap a classic show from my childhood it s fun seeing how well or not well the show holds up over the years and the different impressions watching as an adult jenny trout s buffy the vampire slayer recaps largely inspired these so credit where it s due if you are familiar with my k pop recaps over on my k pop blog ahjummas anonymous then you already know what my recapping style is like for those new to the party i cuss a lot and have difficulty taking shit seriously so if any of those things bother you you might want to peace out right now i write the way that comes naturally to me not because i m trying too hard to be edgy or whatever so i have no intentions of changing my writing style so strap the fuck in and get comfortable because shit s about to go off continue reading posted in star trek the next generation tagged 80s scifi to boldly recap tv tv recap shadowhunters s01e13 morning star or now with extra emo posted on april 7 2016 by ahjummas anonymous well here we are guys we re coming down the final stretch it s the season finale and as a treat to fans shadowhunters has brought its extra emo a game let s bust out our cocktails for tonight s drinking game because we re all goffiks here we ll have some red wine the color of blood only the finest for my fabulous readers continue reading posted in shadowhunters tagged 10s almost too gay to function bitchiness boy drama cliché storm deception drinking game goffiks huh huh hyphy logic go boom lolwut luv triangle mary sue stereotypes too damn many tags why am i watching this tv recap shadowhunters s01e12 malec or one wedding and a funeral for my attention span posted on march 30 2016 by ahjummas anonymous we re coming down the final stretch guys one more episode and season one is over i shall soon taste freedom continue reading posted in shadowhunters tagged 10s almost too gay to function bitchiness boy drama cliché storm deception drinking game homoeroticism yay huh huh hyphy logic go boom lolwut luv triangle mary sue party special snowflake stereotypes too damn many tags tv why am i watching this tv recap shadowhunters s01e11 blood calls to blood or how to get away with trying to murder a seelie posted on march 23 2016 by ahjummas anonymous excuse this recap for being a bit late i was busy watching youtube videos of guinea pigs leaping in slow motion in other fantastic news stitchers a k a the superior freeform crappy show is back and it s on tuesday night meaning my bad acting and worse accents quota is now complete this shadowhunters episode contains many of the same beloved shadowhunters isms we ve seen numerous times in the past so i ve decided it s time for a drinking game if you d like to play along i highly recommend a nonalcoholic beverage unless you ve got a hollow leg as the unicorner does not wish to be responsible for any alcohol poisoning tonight s episode hinges around a bit of a mystery meaning you d have to be completely brain dead not to see the twist coming from 39 5 miles away which means you re probably as stupid as the writers think you are and definitely as stupid as jace but i get ahead of myself let s start at the beginning continue reading posted in shadowhunters tagged 10s almost too gay to function bitchiness boy drama cliché storm deception drinking game homoeroticism yay huh huh hyphy logic go boom lolwut luv triangle mary sue palpatine s behind it all tv why am i 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